HOW TO STEAL YOUR ROOMMATE'S FOOD 

Other Animators: ok so there was ALWAYS that guy that steals your food in college . . . Daidus: ok this is how to steal food like a ninja vulture

Food tastes better when it's not yours.

You are born with this knowledge when you have siblings.

- make sure it's about 10 minutes after they leave, sometimes they go out for a sec and come back - bring some of your shit with you to the fridge so you can pretend you were messing with it if you get caught. either junk that you can pretend to be cleaning up or your own food that you can pretend to be putting away or cooking. - drinks are a good option, if they're not in a transparent container it's impossible to tell if they've been used up. - if it's individual snacks you can't take, sometimes you can ask to share, and in the mess while they're emptying the package you can smuggle away a few extras and you'll be good. - trade and work on your negotiation skills. other people like the weird costco snacks your mom ships to you, so you can give those away. you can ask for food as payment for favors as well without exposing your scum, use this to your advantage. - if you have separate fridges, you can offer yours as storage space. you probably are too lazy to maintain your own food supply and the opponent likely has a full fridge if their food is enviable, so it should be feasible. chances are they will forget about it eventually if they don't see it. - compliment their cooking, they will be more likely to share without you even asking - attacking at night is risky, you are more likely to be alone, but it is also easier to hear your movements. make a point of saying you will be up studying so it's not as suspicious. convince them to go out and have fun all night if you get the chance. - give off a pathetic aura, people feel good giving pity food to beggars

Is this how you fed yourself in college?

Spaghetti

Therapist:Vulture Itachi is not real he can not hurt you Vulture Itachi:

That's why I eat pretty much only spicy food. I eat food so spicy, that people literally start coughing and sweating eating it. I once took curry noodles to school and a classmate of mine wanted to try it and annoyed me into submission. Let me tell you, seeing him cry and sweat with his face literally turning bright red was precious.

Thank you for teaching me how to catch my roommates

Stealing a slice of pizza without anyone knowing **ultra instinct**

I'll just starve myself till they give me food, Gandhi style.

I remember asking my bro if i could have half of his sandwich and i cut the sandwich, like theres a tiny piece and big piece. All ya gotta do is grab the big piece, move your hand so quickly towards your mouth that they can't see how big the piece is :DDD))

im in an apartment with 5 of my friends. we all ninja vultures we all have been stealing each others food

why tf am i watching this i don't even have roommates...lmao

Legend says: “If your *extremely* late, he’ll ignore your comment :0

literal conversation from me to my future roommate: yo listen we will have this one rule we must nEVER break . . . you cannot have my food or snacks unless i share with you okay? roommate: yes ...but what if im rly hungry and there's only your food in the fridge and i end up eating it? me: then you gotta buy or cook me the same exact food the moment i catch you roommate: but what if it's rly late at night and i cant order that food...and if i ate it it means that there were no ingredients to cook anything so- me: look im hungry i go and see u ate the food and there are no ingredients to cook or open fast food places to order then i have no food to eat anymore what u do? roommate: i give you my food? me: but you ate my food bcz you didn't have food- anyways the point is don't eat my food or ill eat yours for the rest of your life.

How to get whole food: Every day, slowly push the food towards the back and hide it behind bigger items in the fridge. Once completely out of sight they wont remember it being there and it's all yours.

You said dude, SOOO many times.

I was expecting Daidus's animation quality to be way worse since this video was uploaded back in 2016, but I guess he was born with this art skill

I have a solution for whole foods like that sandwich, cut out a small line and just eat it like a noodle. 5:05 *Ultra Bumstinct*

The ninja vultures worst enemy: the fridge camera.

my roommate is a 60 old man... I would definitely feel bad if I ever come to that ^^'

I came from a family of ninja vultures so when I got roommates I had already mastered ultra instinct

Moral of the story: FEED YOUR ROOMMATES!!!

I've done this to my family With cake With fries And even with pizza

Ah, I'm glad I'm not the only one that over analyzes a strategy to steal food from my room mates. Man being a student is fun.

Lmao after watching Daidus' videos, I realize I've turned into the sweet kid everyone loves (before quarantine) to the lowest of barnacle scums (after)

I'm a professional ninja Walter vulture caz I'm doing this for 7 years now

Hahaha XD I actually did all this in college cuz I had no money lmao

I use to drink heavy in college and would occasionally...(ok all the time) vomit. To combat this my roommates developed a dorm rule that "Whoever" (me) threw up would have to cook breakfast. ... I cooked a lot of breakfast....... but I would use my roommates' food haha

I never leave a sign that I've messed with something. I can go to stupid lengths to make it look like nothing ever moved from it's original position. Not even with stealing food, but with everything. I knew there were other ninjas out there like me.

For triangle shaped sandwiches, I have experience so I know what to do. Just make it so u cut a very thin slice along the hypotenuse , then if they check on it in the fridge or something, keep cutting very thin parts, so he doesn't notice each time. Then if it gets TOO small, then just stop or just ask them if u could have it

Who else had to keep pausing through the video to appreciate the references?

i am not a ninja vulture... I am the *SENSEI* for ninja vultures. My roommates get so confused when food goes missing, but they will never know... THAT IT WAS *MEEEEEE*

I do this but if my mom has my phone in her room, I go in check what position it is in, I pick it up delete some crap..don’t ask... then put it back to what app it was on before, place the phone back to how it was before, then... YOU A SAVAGE NINJA

4:22 holy shit, a golden sun reference

That's exactly how i steal food from my siblings... they never noticed

Back in High school I had a classmate that survived the whole year by stealing and asking for food from us. He is very similar to a abandoned puppy.

I'd weigh my food and write it down so if i weigh it again and it's different then I know someone ate my food.

2:28 Daidus : “Sen you fool, I already won!” 4:49 Daidus: “Damn it sen you knew about my plan the whole time...”

But if everyone Ninja vultures wouldn't that just be Like shareing?

Here from the Anime Man. I love your art style. I died with that Sasuke/Itachi vulture comparison 😂 Subscribed!

Video leads to multiple people learning how many chips, fries, and grains of rice

I watched this video years ago before I had an account, and it must of stuck with me because I completely forgot about this video, but the techniques stayed with me to this day.

'Why is Daidus"? -Some Dude 2019

Take a shot everytime he says alright

Im proud to have joined you in your ninja volturur gang.

The amount of anime and series that this guy watch dude... SO MANY REFERENCES!!! I love this channel.

Here I am watching this to know the tactics of the food thief. No longer will my meals be stolen.

This is why I'm fat lol

I’m on my yearly Daidus binge

A man that has played Golden Sun is a man of culture

Oh no...Those Naruto references though! ;D (By the way, I love your drawings, jokes, and references!)

*Ninja Vulture...*

I’ve learnt a lot this year already :)

perfect heist more tense than robbing the bank

You said alright 31 times

Dude. Greetings from the anime man :D Total sub. Nice

funny the more roommates, the higher the risk to get caught but also higher profit to get.

Someone also was a ninja vulture so we joined and now we be taking mashed potatoes no witnesses

I've been in this channel for less than half an hour but I can relate to so many things you talk about, wtf, are you me?

Once I stole my lil sister's daily snack and got away🍪. This lil shit then stole my money and bought tons of snack.

Bro de editing is on a master level. Dude i can see you at 20 mill

imagine 10 people moving into a place together and becoming roommates and everyone one of them are ninja vultures

0:19 thought you could be sneaky didn't ya

I don’t get mad when people eat my food... But if it’s peanut butter cups don’t expect to walk out of that house in anything but a body bag...

Every time he says "alright" i do one push up

this boi is my spirit animal bro

I have had many years of practice with my siblings, so now after all those years i have gotten that good I'm able to steal whole foods now (pizza, half sandwiches etc) eception is if they're waiting to eat it that day. Whole foods is a 85% chance of success.

How come you couldn't just ask the person if you could get some food or fries 🍟 😂

When you steal all your friend’s food without them noticing SNEAK 100

I am thankful for the free scum guide I have learn so much sensei

When you care more about your stomach than a hot girl

5:13 "whoops Wrong Anime" lmao 😂😂

My sibling watches this, and then did nothing with the information. To this day, they take the entire meal and try and act like someone else ate it.

Omg I love. This is awesome

When I'm done watching this video. Followed the instructions and done "30mins later" Roommate comes in, eat a food you have stolen Roommate: Hey bruh Me: yeah bruh? "Panicking because maybe he knew" Roommate: yuh want some, it taste good I'm sure you'll like it 😉 Me:🤤wut

I JUST NOTICED HOW MUCH YOU SAY ALRIGHT

Squid Up ?? No squid Neutral Golden Intros that will never will be old

This skill is just a survival instinct when you have a big family lol

I did this all the time with my sisters. I still do. They always catch me, but when they don't, I just feel a sense of...accomplishment.😊😈

Mahn those puns LMAO

I took a whole piece of cake :) thanks sensei ^^

Ok so there is a kakashi vulture

or you could just ask for some

take a shot every time daidus says alright

This is a whole nother level of robbery

I realized at some point my roommates have been stealing my food, but I realized later on... .. .. they were my wife and kids.

What I do when there is food thats been sitting for days like chips or something, I take it and hide and if they dont notice it for a day..I eat it

yeah i totally did not search up how to steal food

This just makes me want to send Daidus my food, poor squid is so hungry he resorts to stealing, lol

OMG A KAKASHI VULTURE!!!! Those are the best kind!

Lol les miserables 😂

*"I feel bad for any roomates of Daidus.."*

I'm really loving that Golden Sun reference at 4:22. Truly a man of culture 😌

dude but you have cute blonde roommate.... It's unfair

Is Sen your girlfriend?

As a person that has no friends i see this as an absolute win

I like the fact that if you google how to steal your roommates food there are like a bunch of videos on how to keep your roommate from taking your stuff then there’s just this video vibin about how to steal the food

Dude, I never had a food vulture because when I cook I try to make sure everyone in the house has something to eat for like, the next day and make sure everyone is happily fed.