HOW TO SURVIVE IN A NIGERIAN BOARDING SCHOOL 

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You've actually done something that Nollywood hasn't even been able to accomplish... You're amazing ❤❤❤

From the storyline to the characters to the plot of the characters themselves, it’s just super to say the least. But what s most impressive is the fact that you play all these different characters yourself in a seemingly perfectionist way while retaining the flaws of their individuality. It’s mind blowing. I think you’re made for the big screen in both acting and directing roles amongst other things. Yes this was an informative documentary but the show of talent and hard work is just brilliant, it is. Keep up the good work man and one day soon we’ll hear Ereme is the director of a Hollywood blockbuster. Godspeed in your endeavors. Chris Irving, TX.

The dislikes are from Senior Kelechi and his friends😂

I graduated from Kings College 2010 and this video brought back memories in 2020. Those guys did us strong thing!

Being someone that just literally graduated a boarding secondary school... This made my day😂😂💜

When I first got to boarding school I was so weak; couldn’t fight, couldn’t raise my voice, etc and the seniors made sure to bully me as much as possible. By the time I left 3 years later, I already fought almost every senior and the boarding school matron as well. Although I’m not proud of the fighting I did, I gained so much confidence and independence from that experience.

Funny enough to I finished from FEDGO (FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COLLEGE, ODOGBOLU, OGUN STATE). I remember the time I stabbed prep, I stayed back in the hostel and some seniors caught me. I told them I wasn't feeling fine but they didn't believe me. They beat me to stupor. The next day, one of them came back, came to me and told me to go to his corner, once I got there, he climbed his bed and told me to burst his pimples. I did this from 10pm till 2am. I cried. I had exams the next day and he made me do this. Once I was done, I went to my hostel. Once it was bright the next morning, I ran to Mr. Aminu's House and reported the senior. He was later deboarded. All seniors feared me later on.

This is some classic content. I almost forget I lived this life. I served in US Army years later and I must say it was quite a cakewalk compared to years of abuse I endured in Nigerian boarding schools.

Seriously, I missed you. I looked you up severally but I was disappointed. Glad you're back.

I was allergic to bending down...I said blood would come out of my nose😹😹😹

People like me who have a senior brother in the school are always lucky and when my brother was leaving he set up protection for me( he put other seniors in charge of me to make sure no one troubles me)

Lol you didn't mention wash&wear. When students wash their clothes, squeeze them in towels, and wear them immediately😁

You didn't talk about the seniors that will send you to buy stuff with your money and bring change for them

Imagine a senior watching this 1😂😂and says ..I go show these juniors

Hello Twyse, i went to Fedgo. You were spot on. I laughed till my insides hurt. This brought back memories, good and bad. i even showed my wife. I'm sending this link to my parents so they know the kind of school they sent their son to. Nice one

If one goes to Nigerian boarding school, the probability of you misbehaving in life is extremely low. Thumbs up if you think am dem right. Love from Duke of Toronto 🇨🇦

This is so accurate 😂😭 "Lie down flat"😂 Secondary school Sha..

Oh my Tywse I have missed you so much oo..🤗🤗💖 na the old videos I come take they hold body oo🤷‍♂️😣 hope you are back fully for us oo.....?? If you miss my Tywse Ereme the way I do please hit the like 👍👍much love from 🇲🇾bro💖💖

I feel like someone needs to do the female version though.😂😂🤣

You tried with the background. The graffiti, bent fan, bunk beds and all that. Damn!!!, Right picturization.

where was this video when my mum sent me to nigeria on "holiday" that turned to 2 years

This feels so nostalgic 😂... And I can still recognise some of those signs on the walls. AAAAAND you didn't talk about *Nitel*

Who missed Twyse here?

What's a boarding school hostel without writings/drawings on the wall😂

This guy is an underrated edit God

Who remembers the book called "journey never ends"?

At some point in boarding school, i didnt have school uniform, hostel wear, church wear, even shoe. Them fap everything. Omo i suffered

I attended queen’s college while my younger sister attended Nigerian navy secondary school......d content was really precise 😂

*Just as The juniors are watching this, The Seniors too are watching... US!😈😠👿😈*

They stole my house wear and went on errands for seniors like say tomorrow no dey 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣 seniors took 4 of my buckets just in jss 1 😭😭😭🤣🤣 my name is Kelechi 😭😭😂🤣

The " lie down flat aka prostrate" was one of the top 5 punishments. You are spot on, on the labor part. Students with ulcers always had large portions and will eat early...

Twyse. The attention to detail is 100. This covers everything that happens in the boarding house. Its so accurate , i almost feel we went to the same boarding school. The effort you put into your work, editing and stuff is unbelievable. Thank you .

80K subscribers? 😳 what? Unfreakingbelievable! Man should at least have half a million by now 😔 am so not happy about this. Subscribe people!!! And am wishing you all the very best Mr Emere bcos you are a great talent. Best of luck sir 🙌

When a junior like an ss2 student decides to fight an ss3 student, dat day will be the last day he tries dat cos it will be like he fought the whole ss3 student cos of the way the will all come at dat junior

"Are you a BASTARD?? lie down FLAT! 😂😂 command secondary school ipaja 09 set😫😥 seniors and soldiers😭. Even in s.s.3 soldiers didn't let us enjoy. EFREBO n his double koboko😭😭😭

Lmaooo. Abeg how long did it take for you to shoot this o? Too mad!

After my experience in boarding house, I wouldn't want my child to live in boarding school. There are stuff I can't forget. I had an operation and came bk to sch after being away for two months and a sister asked me to sqaut down and that bursted my surgical wounds

Male version of maraji... Anyday all day I support you and her... Keep it going

I remember telling a senior my tasty time has been anointed and prayed on by my parents... He was like he needs the prayer more than i do cuz he's writing Waec and emptied the whole bottle. FGC Ikirun😂

People used to break boxes, lockers, etc. We used to fight for turns to shower,etc. BTW, I loved the dining scene. People used to fall ill after visiting day due to them eating food that isn't warmed.... Bros you forgot visiting day. Service, youth coppers, teachers quarters, sick bay, sports, guidians, etc. Going for holidays, coming back from holidays etc you will carry snrs belongings tire. I enjoyed this vlog, brought back memories. BTW, these schools look similar in appearance.

before I even watch this, thank you for the time, effort, and willingness you put in to your videos🙏🏾 hardly anyone does that anymore❤️❤️

Man suffered! I even slept under some seniors bunk overnight lying down flat😭 wash my clothes and bath with just a bucket of water. What an experience! So fun! And then I later became those seniors too😁

😂😂😂 Why am I seeing this now? I love this !! When I saw the sign offs and bunks I new it was a Unity School. Proud Alumni of FGC!

I miss boarding house 😂😂😂 Thanks for bringing this memory back Twyse

The fact I can relate to this is making me angry 😂😂😂. And I’m a female 😩. I suffer!

Yea, rub and shine, we called that “seba” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you mentioned sucking the tap, OMG can’t count how many times I did that 🤣🤣🤣 only God is keeping boarding students 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

Bro you finish work, may God give you more wisdom and inspirations...you really took me back to my secondary school days in (B.B.H.S) Abeokuta ...when my best friends Nd a senior (jack) my locker to FAP my boarding fees, I no fit forget dat day... You forget the aspects whereby you will resume early from holiday so that you can collect settlements from the people that came later

This advice is lit bro. I remember my boarding school days before coming back to England. Wouldn't trade it for anything. The best 4 years of my life.

I swear ru gad...am crying already. You brought back the good old memories. 😢

A teacher used to call me Mariam even though I told him countless times that my name is Seyi 😂

"Open your ear to instruction to avoid destruction" 🤣🤣

Sooooo true...I went to Federal Girls College Shagamu as an "Ajebota"..Men!!!!!!!!!!!! I came out almost like a hard core criminal sha!!!!!!....lolol

Great job. This shows how much work you put into your craft. My mother actually discouraged me from going to boarding school because of her own ordeal. She experienced it and won't want her kids to suffer a similar fate. Kudos bro.

This is literally boarding school in Cameroon 🙌🏾🙌🏾 on point

I recognize the signings on the wall! This is high rise building, Cross house, ground floor. Zape! Fedgo na cruise. Mad one

@Twyse Ereme, spot on. This is definitely going to be on repeat for a while.. Like watching a part of life on replay..Fedgo days..

Here laughing with my own flashbacks. Everything you portraid is lit. Fortunately I spent all my high school years in the boarding school. Remembered in my second term I told my parents I wasn't going back to the boarding school but they wouldn't budge. Keep it up twyse. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Wow! I watched this and relived my boarding house days...was collaborating the slangs and realized we actually attended same school. I was in the 88 set. Great FEGO! Odogbolu

Who else started laughing before clicking play

I wish I could go back to my boarding school,,, university life no sweet reach am

We actually did all this in school 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m actually so happy provisions were contraband in my boarding school

If you went to kings college Lagos you’d relate so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 missed you g !!! This video is too accurate damn

Fetching water in my school as a junior student is one of the worst things to do. When you get to the borehole and see the line waiting for you enh. Once any senior gets there he must fetch before you, if you like be there since yesterday. Beautiful experience generally

Ooh Twyse ur such a character! Chai! 😅😂😂😂😂😂

"This guy made me realize anyone can change once power is given to them" lmaoooo

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Never had to board, school was just behind my house.... Omo.... See suffer head.

How did u do this 😫😫😱am so amazed 😱😱😍😍well-done twyse

I stayed skipping Labor days and always chopped cane.. did I learn from it no 😂😂😂😂 but anyways I love u this really brought back good memories thanks 🙏 for sharing

Nice comeback! Took me back to my boarding school days, was a very stubborn jnr student, dodged everything dodgeable including labor, corporate punishments just name it how they didn’t kill me & how I survived only God knows😩 but as a snr no ju could escape me cus I knew all the hiding joints & my chooks (errands) no be here too🤣

I was actually smiling throughout this video 😇 cause it brought back all the memories back then in school one truth is just be patient ur own time too go come as senior God bless you man

Now this is a COME BACK! Well done!

This is like the best way to describe boarding school experience, it is just too perfect, I swear you inspire me a lot, keep doing your thing and keep rising✌✌✌

twyse u so good,then u made it perfect with d switching of accents.....nearly died laughing

U didn't mention the ss2 challenging the ss3, in my school? Twyse??

I was very hefty in school, I was bigger than most of my seniors ,so they beat me well , but after beating me , make sure you don't come out of school for anything, I live near school, I beat every single one of my seniors from js3 to ss2, I beat every senior in every set till I got to ss3, I was beating blue and black, I beat the labour prefect well , very well, I beat him so much that he started avoiding me , after beating them they would still punish me , but I still beat

Only my day school was like boarding school 😂 Airforce all the way 😂

This is awesome, I went to Fego, and this felt so familiar, your backdrop for the video is incredible, I am surprised at how you managed to play all the characters so well. Keep on shining bro!

You did a good job editing this video 🙌🏾🙌🏾 Lmaoo the video funny die 😂

This reminds me of why I hated my secondary school life before I became a senior... but I’m glad it all changed... thanks big man for this video

*Hoooooooooool' Up, did he just call Muhammadu Buhari?! 4th to the Last Position!???😳😆😂😂😂*

3:27 "I will ja e lel-bow now" 😭😭😂

dude you are a goddamn legend. I lived this all my KCOB'S where you at?

Ereme,keep the good work going,my everyday crush,proud we are from the same state,more wins dear,love u

So true, I think the situation we find ourselves in nigeria now started in the boarding school

I wonder how those slang and way of life spreads through out pro unitate schools, my brother went to odogbolu and came back with empty box, no school bag😂 and he started practicing how he was beaten in school on the rest of us, I went to fggcoa too and was stubborn and had craze friends who will dare seniors. You should do tuck shop stories too. Nice video👍

OmG i love what you said about repeating class..i wanted to cry!!!

Boarding school was like a nightmare with lots of memories cause I had both good and bad times, students in boarding schools never thought there was life after the school environment ...

Who is still watching till date 10/10/2019....Let garther here to refresh this awesome memories of borden school.....bro you are really perfect all the way.....👊👊👊👏👏👍

It's funny how your different characters are doing different things. You're very funny I swear

Where was this when I needed it😂

U really went there my bro, I just can't forget those memories and u bring this was beautiful

Oh boy this video reminds me of those days Am proud to be a product of boarding house school The lessons learnt then helps me in forging ahead of life till today Thanks for this video 👍👍

Mehn!! Oshomo, thanks for this.... I can see this involved enormous amounts of work...But you pulled it off.... Thanks I really liked this...

Sure bro!!!!. You really attended a boarding school. Same experience. Thumbs up. Really laughed throughout this short clip. It's really the life. Keep it up

The era of bully and rugged seniors in Nigerian schools has ended since 2017

Senior I can't carry bucket of water with my hand like this,. That one consign ur papa 😆😆💯

28:48 “I told you, you were going to repeat this class!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I sincerely appreciate the time and effort sacrificed to share this... so beautiful and true I believe someone our there would have learnt some things keep up the good work bro