How To Talk Your Cat Off Your Work Chair (VERIFIED 100% WORKS WATCH UNTIL THE END) 

I won't give up the humans seat of power! Oh, wait! He is offering up the royal bed in exchange, SCORE!

this cat wants to kill you but then it just thought: if i rip my servant i actually have to get food myself so it just went on the bed lol

You were granted a victory in the midst of a lost cause. Ordinarily the solution is to buy another chair, because he can’t sit in both at the same time. 😶