You said there'd be no buzzwords, but there were a lot of buzzwords. Are you implying these are not buzzwords? Maybe my ETL's Data Cloud Real-Time Hyperscale Insights aren't properly Harmonized enough to Increase Revenue, "Einstein". Has Salesforce gotten permission to use Albert Einstein's name? Couldn't get the rights to "Sherlock"? You're specifically saying "Einstein" as in Albert Einstein. That's misuse. AND a buzzword.
