How Would Jupiter Swallow Every Planet?  

The Sun should take revenge lol.

Sun: Woah my time has come Jupiter: nah I'm leaving Sun: Come here!

Sun: How dare you kill my planets

Jupiter: 😈 Saturn: 😫 Uranus: 😨

Sun: Aight, my turn Jupiter: OH SHIT

Sun: *You dare touch my kids?*

Earth: Consumed by Jupiter Moms: It's all because of that damn phone

*Jupiter swallow Saturn* NASA 1 sec later: NEW PLANET DISCOVERED JUTURN!!!!!!

Jupiter: "hey saturn lets hug each other!" Saturn: "ok!" The hug:

Jupiter: "I wonder where they keep restocking..." "We don't talk about that" - Solar Diner Manager (the Sun)

Jupiter: it’s been a good run y’all- *eats everything 💀💀

“Jupiter swallows uranus” 💀💀💀

Pluto: “Ay! That’s actually not that bad being a dwarf planet!”

Everybody gangsta until sun comes :

Earth:cameraman never dies

Earth gets swallowed: Teacher: "Jupiter does not dismiss you, i do! "

*Jupiter swallows Earth* My boss: "Your still coming in to work today right?"

"Wow, my telescope is working good today! Wait.... I don't have a telescope.... " -last words

Teacher: What job do you want when you grow up? My job:

POV: when those solar ball kids make Jupiter and Saturn kiss.

“Jupiter swallows Uranus” Had me dying 😂

If Jupiter swallows Uranus, it's over

sun:u dare touch my planets? sun: now ur dead.

Saturn:what I'm a gas planet to! Jupiter: problem not my problem that just not my problem

Let's credit the camera man for sacrificing his home planet for our entiretainment

“Red Giant: Planet Eater. Coming soon to the cinema.“

Jupiter to Saturn: "This is for eating my brothers"

Sun: oh its my time to shine Jupiter: umm... Sattigirus A is there Sun: huh? Sattigirus A: hello Jupiter and Sun

Sun: Now, it's my turn

Sun :- Well not enough power son

Jupiters homemade light snack🗣️

Other planets: "O NO" Jupiter: "GET IN MAH BELLEH!"

Sun: ok is time to become a red giant

The sun: JUPITER YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SWALLOWING ALMOST EVERY PLANET jupiter: THEY TRIED TO HUG ME

Jupiter: Scrumptious Sun: Its my turn Jupiter: Oh sh-

Ender Dragon Kayo/Me: WHY IN THE NAME OF PURPLE GALAXIES ARE YOU CONSUMING YOUR FRIENDS JUPITER?! 💀

Sun: JUPITER Jupiter: oh hell nah Sun: YOU AINT RUNNING ANYWHERE *sun attacks Jupiter *

Pluto: being a dwarf planet was actually helpful this time :D

- Humanity Sentinels: We do not let Jupiter swallow Earth because it'll be the end of huma- - Jupiter: *Swallowed Earth.* - Humanity Sentinels: *Boiling with anger.* That's it! *Ate Jupiter and absorbed his energy.*

ROXs: MY TURN! Jupiter: OH NO SHIT!

Jupiter now be like the only planet orbiting the sun lol

Ok so now we're in the digestive system of planet Jupiter.

*Jupiter swallowinf every planet* Sun: My children!!

Bro ate them like eating french fries 💀💀

jupiter: eating planets asmr mukbang (spicy)

We all thank the cameraman for his excellent job by risking his life to record this footage Edit: damn man i just remembered this joke after watching this and wrote it and god!! Look how many people got triggered,, lol they're talking about stealing the joke or whatever pfff your argument over a joke speaks for your maturity 🤦

Jupiter eating saturn so big got me dying and flying in the solar system 🤣

Sun:Son,are you fighting with you're siblings again?

Black Hole: "Hold my stars..."

Saitama: serious sneeze *jupiter destroys*

Sun: get here, Jupiter Jupiter:holy sroot

Jupiter swallows the sun Jupiter:ok I’m out now Sun:where you runnin to boi

They gotta call their brother sun

Jupiter:I’m hungry Planets:AHH Sun:hi Jupiter:no AH- Sun: HAHA Pink planet:IM GLOWINGGG

Jupiter:im coming to you sun Sun:noooooo! Black hole:me first😂😂

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Sun: my turn **turns into a red giant**

*"Mom why is there a huge ball coming towards us!? 😭"* 💀💀💀

Jupiter:😈😈 Galaxy:WHAT ARE U DOING JUPITER

Sun:*sallows jupiter* Jupiter: STOP SALLOWING ME- *dead*

Her: It's my first time be gentle Also her:

Pluto: Finally... I've gotten my revenge...

sun:CAN YOU SALLOW ME HAHA? *kills Jupiter*

Sun: boys, I'm back With the Mil.. huh Jupiter:🤤 Rest of the planets: help me

Story! Jupiter:hmm *Neptune and Uranus Talking* Jupiter:hey heheheh! *Eats Uranus* Neptune:what the f- i need to run away! Earth:so Venus where you talking about your friend called Spic- Neptune:Guys guys! Mars:what Neptune Venus:what happened? Neptune:Jupiter just ate Uranus! Earth:huh Mars:guys i know a bunker! *Earth sees saturn* Earth:wait lemme get Saturn! *Earth,Mars,Saturn,Venus and Neptune go to the Bunker,they look outside and see Mercury being Eaten* Earth:Mercury no! Venus:well Mercury is gone Saturn:guys i hear footsteps Earth:guys shut up we need to be quiet! *Jupiter passes the Bunker* Jupiter:come out,you cant hide,come out,il give you a real reason to cry Venus:starts Blub Saturn:i dont hear anyone so im going to check Neptune:promise to comeback? Saturn:promise *leaves* Venus:well he is gone Earth:what do we do now! Mars:say a story? Neptune:ok *they tell a story* Part 2 at 1 Like Venus:i think its safe! *they go out of the bunker and see Saturn being eaten* Earth:oh no Venus:wait il call Spica! Mars:who is Spica? Venus:my friend!,we always appear in the day! Earth:yea so call her Spica:hello Venus:so Spica venus is eating everyone and since your a star can you kill it! Spica:ok but i will call sun Part 3? Sun:guys i know why you called me isnt it cuz Jupiter is eating everyone Neptune:yea Spica:yea Earth:well whats the plan? Mars:so the plan is Earth and Venus,stay in the Bunker,i will stay on lookout,and the sun is going to find Jupiter,and Spica is a backup,Neptune,distract Jupiter if you see him for spica or sun to get him Earth:ok lets do it Part 4? Venus and Earth in the Bunker* Earth:so Venus do you consider Spica more of a friend- Venus:shut up wait i think neptune is back- NEPTUNE IS GETTING EATEN! Mars:oh i see Jupiter! Spica:Jupiter… Jupiter:oh look,Spica,long time since i have seen you huh Spica:stop this instantly! Jupiter:oh look little Spica,looks like you havent grown out of your friendship with Venus huh? Spica:well i have a backup Jupiter: “i have a backup and im little Spica hahahahah” well Spica,your nex- Sun: DONT TALK TO MY STAR FRIENDS LIKE THAT Jupiter:oh sh- *Jupiter gets beaten up* Spica:well thats the end,you guys lost many planets in this fight Sun:i guess Sun:well we only have Mars,Earth and Venus Spica:since you lost people,may i join the Solar System Sun:well sure *Jupiter dies,the Solar System is destroyed as only Mars,Earth and Venus survived,spica joins the Solar System,the rocks and Dust make a new planet called Kepsiva,the gas giant* *More years pass as Depression in the solar system ends,more planets are formed like Renetha and Scepetha,spica and sun have a great life as the solar system now has two suns* Mars:earth remember 20 years ago,our old solar system,the memory’s fly pass in Generations,i just cant stop remembering our old friends! Earth:well nothing last forever Venus:remember the Uranus jokes,and when Saturn and Jupiter where funny and telling jokes,it doesnt feel the same,it never will feel the same THIS TOOK ME 21 MINUTES SO AT LEAST 2 LIKES?

Jupiter: wanna get hug? Saturn: yeah sure why not The hug:

Jupiter:delicious The sun:not happening today! Jupiter WAIT NO DO-

Sun:now my turn to eat you! Jupiter:OH SHI-

The sun: I'm about to end this Planet's whole career

Sun: Hey jupiter.. that was my plan in 5b years

Sun: HOW DARE U EAT THEM well… it my turn Jupiter: I was just hungry wait NO DONT EAT ME TOO OH SH!T

pluto: wait up, guys, count me in!

Earth: the little kid Jupiter: the bully Sun: the big bro Earth: gets killed by Jupiter Jupiter: now can orbit sun by itself Sun: *swallows jupiter* ngl this cringe

So, I want to conclude a thing: It is satisfying to see as well as the thinking in real is so horrifying.

Jupiter: *”FINALLY I CAN BECOME A RED DWARF!1!1!1!1!”*

The dwarf planets: yay Jupiter's not eating me

End: sun swallows jupiter Solar system: shut down!

When it was Earth's turn , some freaking movie scenes came into my head !

Jupiter: mm Sun: BE HOT JUPITER Jupiter:AAAAAAAA

Average day in the early solar system days:

The sun is about to scold the hell out of Jupiter

Meanwhile the cameraman: "this is some great footage man" Jupiter:" Can I -" Cameraman:" No" Jupiter:"Understandable, have a nice day"

bro watched too many "intense family relationship" stuffs.. 😂

Saturn:NOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUPITER 😭

sun: you are nothing compared to my power

Jupiter: _eats every planet so it can be peacefully alone_ Sun: *swallows jupiter because now it has no rocky planets*

Jupiter:eating spicy planets ASMR Sun:It's hard to be a sun Pluto:Oh its not hard to be a dwarf planet!

Jupiter's mukbang be like:

Sun:BAD JUPITER! Jupiter: sorry mom i was starving

Neutron star:oh yeah time for revenge jupiter:im getting out of here. Netutron star:come here for light

“NASA: in next 1000 years we will make Jupiter into our second star!” “Jupiter: nah, we there more simple way to make me become a star” “NASA: wait wha-“ Jupiter:

Imagine walking to school looking outside, and seeing this

This channel is seriously OUTSTANDING!❤️

Pluto: I am so happy I got away from the solar system😂😂😂😂

Pluto:I don’t mind earth they called me a dwarf planet

Jupiter : "AHA! ALL OF YOU ARE DEA-" Sun :

"My first mukbang!" *swallows the heck out of every planet*

Jupiter really said while eating Saturn: mmh that's big candy sweet!

Sun:JUPITER YOUR GONNA LEARN YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW