How WWE Should Book: Royal Rumble 2017 

ADDITIONAL NOTES: 1) Kofi should have been crowd surfed to the barrier where he'd hop back in the ring, and then get eliminated in the mass Goldberg rampage. WHOOPS. 2) Zayn and Joe did indeed fight in NXT. No excuses, my mistake, I own it. Although this history will make their face off even more fun so in a way my subconscious is STILL AMAZING AT BOOKING SHUT UP SHUT YOUR MOUTHS. Hugs and kisses, Adam xoxoxo

But Kevin Nash would probably injure himself walking to the ring.

Roman and Cena come out #1 and #2 and eliminate all superstars from then on (defying the odds). Out comes Vince and he stripped AJ Styles from the title because he is an indy midget. He then says that the main event for Wrestlemania will be Cena vs Roman for the WWE title. Followed by a live sex celebration between the 3

"Go back to New Japan" Lol, nice reference to Corbin/Crews

Undertaker wins. Cena beats Styles for the WWE World Championship. Taker v Cena at Wrestlemania. Taker wins. Taker retires as champion. Smackdown tournament for the World Title.

List of Eliminations for 2017: 1. Dolph Ziggler (By Roman Reigns) 2. The Miz (By Roman Reigns) 3. Big E Langston (By Roman Reigns) 4. Braun Strowman (By Roman Reigns) 5. Rusev (By Roman Reigns) 6. The Big Show (By Roman Reigns) 7. Kane (By Roman Reigns) 8. Seth Rollins (By Roman Reigns) 9. Sami Zayn (By Roman Reigns) 10. Finn Balor (By Roman Reigns) 11. Bray Wyatt (By Roman Reigns) 12. Luke Harper (By Roman Reigns) 13. Baron Corbin (By Roman Reigns) 14. CM Punk (By Roman Reigns) 15. Daniel Bryan (By Roman Reigns) 16. The Rock (By Roman Reigns) 17. Chris Jericho (By Roman Reigns) 18. Dean Ambrose (By Roman Reigns) 19. Kofi Kingston (By Roman Reigns) 20. Samoa Joe (By Roman Reigns) 21. Shinsuke Nakamura (By Roman Reigns) 22. Aj Styles (By Roman Reigns) 23. Cesaro (By Roman Reigns) 24. Kenny Omega (By Roman Reigns) 25. Hulk Hogan (By Roman Reigns) 26. The Undertaker (By Roman Reigns) 27. Brock Lesnar (By Roman Reigns) 28. Goldberg (By Roman Reigns) 29. Roman Reigns (By Triple H)

Silly Adam! Don't you know cruiserweights can only wrestle with purple ropes?

"Samoa Joe. It's *gonna* happen. It has to." *Price is Right fail horn*

I've Been Waiting All Year For This Literaly

I want Jericho to win, I'd love for him to just stand in the ring after he wins, nothing for 30 seconds, he then looks at the WrestleMania sign, then looks back at the hard cam *short pause* "DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

*#30. EMMALINA'S DEBUT.*

"Get a haircut." 1 year later, Baron did get a haircut.

Finn Balor vs Undertaker at Wrestlemania in a "Longest Entrance" Match!!

That crowd shit will never work. They're probably going to take Kofi as far away from the ring as possible.

Goldberg needs to spear James ellsworth like he did Nunzio in the 2003 royal rumble!

Sooner or later, Kofi is going to botch his elimination spot and it's going to be hilarious.

Did I miss Kofi's elimination??

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oh thank god this wasn't extra exclusive

It would be my favourite fucking thing in the world if Ty entered at 11. Just the reaction when 10 comes up and it's not him, them he comes at 11. It would be funny as all hell

samoa joe and sami zayn did have a match in nxt

Oh no, Kevin Nash has pulled his quad for the 1,000th time!

After re-watching this video, I noticed something. Adam never said that Kofi was eliminated from the match. You made a mistake there Adam... I'm disappointed in you...

You didn't eliminate Kofi Kingston....

"Sami Zayn and Samoa Joe have a stare down, the two faces of NXT who never actually fought" They had like 4 matches, one was an entire episode of NXT

Who wants to bet that this will be better than the actual Royal Rumble?

I agree 100% Chris Jericho should win the Royal Rumble with his illustrious career that is one thing he has yet to have is a rumble win he deserves it speaking as a jerichoholic. and I definitely have to say I would love to see a good feud between Babyface Chris Jericho and heel Kevin Owens that would be an awesome main event at Wrestlemania.

I can’t wait for this years How WWE should... shit.

This... is gonna be good Update: it was... interesting... to say the least

That piece with James Ellsworth and Goldberg......MAKE THAT HAPPEN WWE!

Kofi never got eliminated. This means that he will have the 2nd longest Rumble Participation after Curtis Axel!

This was 1000x better than what actually happened 😂😭

DEAR WWE, SWALLOW YOUR FUCKING PRIDE AND AT LEAST CONSULT WITH THIS MAN. HE CONSISTENTLY BEATS YOUR BOOKING. - Some kind of royal rumble

W H E R E I S O M E G A

The rumor is that wm 33 will be: undertaker vs reigns, (the match no one asked for)

Sami Zayn and Samoa Joe had a 45 minute match on NXT, Adam...

This was impressive. He literally booked the entire royal rumble, with awesome sequences. Well done, Adam.

Why the hell should Finn Balor win? Or Zayn? Balor winning his first Royal Rumble would be the fucking biggest over-push. Just like when they made him win the title in his FIRST PPV. As for Zayn, he just lost a feud with Strowman . Why should that deserve him a rumble win

Adam booked it better.

John Cena beats AJ Styles 😭 to become WWE World Heavyweight Champion to tie the record. Undertaker wins the royal rumble to face John Cena in a retirement match for the WWE World Heavyweight championship at Wrestlemania Undertaker wins the match and becomes champion but he leaves the title in the middle of the ring and slowly walks out of the arena. The belt is vacated, then on Smackdown or Raw they hold a tournament for the belt and someone like Seth Rollins or Brock Lesnar or James Ellsworth ( just kidding) Wins the title and then the Champion faces AJ Styles or John Cena at the next pay per view. The title could be on both smackdown and raw so we can get rid of that universal championship bullshit 😃

You're out of date.

Samoa Joe and Sami Zayn fought in a #1 contenders match in NXT sometime last year

Tye Dillinger was number 10

The amount I want that Kofi spot is so high

Tragically I can see AJ losing the belt to Cena

Sami and Joe had like 5 matches in NXT

Here's who I wouldn't mind winning from each brand. RAW - Sami Zayn, Chris Jericho, Cesaro (If he's in the rumble). SmackDown Live - The Miz, Baron Corbin Special Entrances - Tyler Bate, The Undertaker

Roman gonna be a 50x Royal Rumble winner by 2057!

My boy shelton benjamin should be in the rumble

Finn Balor should come back and win

Who's watching this after randy win it

Did he forget to say sheamus or cesaro entrant 🤔 or did i miss it 😭

I am so fucking afraid of Strowman as a possible winner...

Zayn and somoa joe did have a match it went 1 hour long 😂😂

this is Adam's predictions1. Sami Zayn 2. The Miz 3 Tyler Bate 4. Rusev 5. Big Cass 6. Big Show 7. T.J. Perkins 8. Dolph Ziggler 9. Apollo Crews 10. Tye Dillinger 11. The Brian Kendrick 12. Braun Strowman 13. Kofi Kingston 14. R-Truth 15. Kalisto 16. Goldberg 17. James Ellsworth 18. Kevin Nash 19. Bray Wyatt 20. Samoa Joe 21. Kane 22. Big E 23. Xavier Woods 24. Randy Orton 25. Chris Jericho 26. Seth Rollins 27. Baron Corbin 28. Dean Ambrose 29. Brock Lesnar 30. The Undertaker order of elimination 1. Rusev - e by Big Cass 2. Big Show - e by Tyler Bate 3. Tyler Bate - e by The Miz 4. Big Cass - e by Dolph Ziggler 5. Apollo Crews - e by Sami Zayn 6. T.J. Perkins - e by The Brian Kendrick 7. The Brian Kendrick - e by Braun Strowman 8. Tye Dillinger - e by Braun Strowman 9. Dolph Ziggler - e by Braun Strowman 10. Braun Strowman - e by Sami Zayn 11. Kalisto - e by Goldberg 12. R-truth - e by Goldberg 13. The Miz - e by Goldberg 14. Kofi Kingston - e by Goldberg 15. James Ellsworth - e by Goldberg 16. Kevin Nash - e by Goldberg 17. Golberg - e by Brock Lesnar (Lesnar wasn't in the match at that time) 18. Xavier Woods - e by Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt 19. Big E - e by Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt 20. Seth Rollins - e by Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt 21. Sami Zayn - e by Baron Corbin 22. Randy Orton - e by Samoa Joe 23. Baron Corbin - e by Dean Ambrose 24. Bray Wyatt - e by Brock Lesnar 25. Dean Ambrose - e by Brock Lesnar 26. Kane - e by Brock Lesnar 27. Brock Lesnar - e by The Undertaker 28. Samoa Joe - e by The Undertaker 29. The Undertaker - e by Chris Jericho Winner: Chris Jerciho

Zayn & Joe feuded in NXT

..At least Adam got one of his guesses right Tye did good ANNNNNND came out at number 10

R-Truth(Ron 'The Truth' Killings) was really good in TNA way back when. But that's WWE for you.

Who's here to calm themselves down after seeing Roman Reigns enter at 30 last night?

It is heard that to this very day kofi Kingston is still crowd surfing

Damn, its been a year already, i remember watching this last year

Miz comes out at 29 to Daniels music, takes forever to get to the ring, messing about etc, long enough for 30 to come out: Daniel Bryan

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how whatculture should have booked "how wwe should book the royal rumble"

"Brown Snowman" I didn't know Mark Henry was in the Royal Rumble

For the Kofi thing, you'd have to have some plants in the crowd. Get some big guys to catch him and carry him back. For Ellsworth's shoe thing to work, you could put some strong magnets under the ring and metal in his shoes. When Goldberg spears him, that could take hims out of his shoes.

When he brought out James Ellsworth I fucking died

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That's Booking Gone Right, The Lad Sure Knows His Storytelling Element Being Important.

sounds perfect but Kurt Angle and Finn Balor need to be in it

4:24 who's watching after Rusev actually entered first in Royal rumble 2018?

Am I the only one who realised Kofi Kingston is still there???

Seems like Kofi is the winner!! Adam, you did not eliminate him :)

But Adam the Royal Rumble hasn't start... *sees the opening video* Oh.

Better than the actual rumble...

YOU BOOKED IT BETTER!

I'd jizz myself if Balor entered at #30 and won the Rumble.

I feel like Shelton Benjamin will be in this match because he was announced a few months ago hopefully maybe..?

You forgot to eliminate kofi Kingston

Me: damn I'm so bored i should go to sleep. Ah let's check whatculture Me : sees video, I GOTTA WATCH!

Jericho is taking time off again after Mania. I would love it but it shouldn't happen

lol why does he hate R Truth so much

I miss this Adam...

Samoa Joe and Sami Zayn had a 2 out of 3 falls match in NXT 😁

Thank god this is not on Extra. Thank You Whatculture.

sami and Samoa Joe fought each other in NXT plenty of times

This is gonna be the first year without a “How WWE should have booked the royal rumble” video

Totally agree with this booking. So that means it won't happen

The Royal Rumble: The Unfinished Business Match

Can someone explain the Tye Dillinger miming "6 6 6" thing to me?

im surprised you didnt involve demon Balor in the royal rumble

I thought they confirmed that Goldberg and Lesnar were the starting entrants? Guess not.

Wwe please hire this guy and the rest of what culture we need these guys a writers

what if The Miz appears with CM Punk's theme song? xD

This was so much better than the actual rumble

Zayn and Joe HAVE fought against each other in NXT; in a #1 contenders match; two out of three falls. Come on now Blampied!

This was actually really well booked.

if u want build a star just let BRAY WYATT win the Rumble & instead of going for WWE Championship ,he decides to go for UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP He spook attack Roman(sorry but he's gonna win) through out the WRESTLEMANIA season and get a clean victory over Roman at WRESTLEMANIA {He can end the Wyatt family angle in Rumble itself by eliminating his own family members & say i don't need you}sorry but to end like this but fued is not worth a WRESTLEMANIA spot

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Throwing Goldberg out that early just doesn't work for me