How You Can Live Forever... Maybe.  

you can actually pay the $200k with life insurance so the cost is not 'too bad'

Say that whenever somebody is brought back.

​@@therearenoshortcuts9868 ermm ackshually 🤓 the 200k is for a duck, not a hooman.

Save money. Most people's problem is that they don't save enough

Remember, the past and current cryogenics companies are scams to move money from the mega rich to the not That rich. Unplugging the machines when moving them, or when the electric bill is too high, is common practice. There is no real plans to taw the buried. The coolants used have been comical. It’s a sci-fi dream sold to to gullible with money. And I’m here for it. It May work in the future, but the businesses currently are about selling a dream, not something that can work. We know it does not. For future possibly working models the tech needs to be fundamentally reworked from the start, not just the end.

Who cares the whole point is to experience a new beginning

​@@manyord7089No, he means will anyone want to bring you back to life at all, or just leave you in the cryo tube

I want people who I've never met, so yeah

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No, truthfully, most people don't realize that the people spending money on this now are the super rich. The super rich of the past would not be liked by the super rich of the present. By the time money is spent at high enough levels in medical research to raise the dead, we would have eaten up the rich. The super rich of the future would not want the super rich of today. Cryogenics is a scam of one rich group eating the other.

that'd be crazy

Absolutely TWEAKIN out bro 😂😂😂😂

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​@@DuolingoWrathbro thinks he's the sigma

@@user-hi3im1et5w Cuh what?

lol

Unless heaven isn’t real and you were just a non-existent being for that time

​@@SicariusYT no you wrong heaven is real

@@user-ti3ks4lt4s every religion says that buddy.

Nah more like hell, that's the case for most of us

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I want to be in cryogenic hibernation by the time I’m 25-30

@@LuciferMorningstarsWife69 what if u dont wake up and dont even realize u are dead

Ducks will be the new meta

he's so cute :p

Imagine waking up in the future and getting an average American medical bill for the reanimation procedure

@@ajh3461 imagine you only wake up if they check and you still have a high enough credit rating to afford the medical loan that they saddle you with for the medical treatment.

@@ajh3461 I hope it won't exist in the future.

@@ajh3461 You assume capitalism will be the default in the future :D

​@@snarkyalyx It probably will. Out of the three big economic systems, capitalism is the most efficient. In both socialism and communism, you're basically giving power to governments, and if history means anything, giving a group of people a lot of power means that they will abuse it. It all depends on which system you want to become poor in, because there will always be rich people, no matter the system. The best economic system in my opinion is a mix of capitalism and socialism, because giving equal power to the people and government means that they balance out. There will always be rich and poor people, though, which is something you can't really fix.

Are you idiotic or of bad faith ? THATS THE WHOLE POINT ! Would you rather have a definitive ineluctable destony or having at least a 0,00000001 chance of avoiding it ? Do you understand that even the slimest chance is better than no chance at all ?? Second if your body is truly perfectly or mostly preserved you could in theory wait all the time that is needed anyway so who cares ? Second you know that you arent forced to do it right away you can live a bit before doing it right ? But also that people waste their lives and money and ressources for things way stupidier and way more useless right ? You also understand that what is important or useless for you isn't the general case for everyone. And third to finish you know that you have alot of way to pay for this kind of shit even more if you think about it in a young age too.

I mean what other options do you have right now? Slowing aging? Even more expensive, but worth a try probably.

You can have guaranteed eternal life, but not trough human means, trough putting your faith in Jesus Christ, The Son of God who suffered the worst death ever so we could have eternal life just by having true, genuine faith in Him. John 3:16:”For God so loved the world so He gave He’s only begotten Son, so whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life”. Eternal life is a serious and real matter.

@@tibid6087😐

​@@tibid6087 Cool story. Prove its true. Don't assert its true, prove it's true. ..

2 phrase horror story.

@@Kaazeda Yes

Sheesh. 😳

Not even yours

Not only can you try cryogenics but there is also a head transplant surgery performed by AI and robots from BrainBridge that joins your head to another person's body and is said to be able to extend your lifespan as your brain is one of the organs that can live the longest perhaps centuries I believe. Imagine how that would feel like...

Actually as a side note it’s kinda crazy, medics that slow down the aging process tremendously are probably coming to markets earlier than you might think. Not that I actually think it’s a good idea but science made huge steps recently in that field. If you do some research you can find a lot of serious studies on that.

Can you use some information from the brain to "reconstruct" anything out of it as software, at least?

@@jongyon7192p Assuming it was preserved, I don’t see why not. If you can’t then you’re not really bringing anybody back, you’re just using bodies as scrap to make new humans. Which is probably more expensive than the usual way.

The same was said when someone’s heart stopped beating. We now know that someone with a heart that has stopped beating can be brought back. There’s no knowing what will be discovered and found out. But theres a chance it is discovered, the main issue I foresee for this is the lack of motivation to bring back ‘newly dead’ (preserved) people.

@@turtlecat3507 Right, once the corporation in question has milked tens of thousands of people of their money, and are starting to face maintenance costs on their cryo facilities that are only ever increasing, their incentive to cash out and walk away increases precipitously. At a certain point in the future, they will walk away from their company with most of the money, and/or it will go bankrupt, and all the corpses will have to be disposed of by the civil entities of that time and place by whatever method seems most appropriate. Given the short term profit motives of modern capitalist industries the time horizon for this process should be expected to be quite short.

Love ur pfp btw

There was a case where a cryonics pod lost power and when they discovered it, there was just a slushy mush of human brain (or brains? can't remember if it was multiple people) at the bottom...

@@MySmileStillStaysOn 😬that's my thought of will happen

@@MySmileStillStaysOn That can't be correct. The dewars that cryonics patients are stored in don't use electricity at all. There were cases in the wild early days of cryonics in the 1960s, before perpetual funding models were developed, where mom & pop organizations went under and patients thawed with grisly results. However, that simply isn't cryonics organizations are built and funded anymore, and hasn't been in about 40 years.

Yeah like people just don't wanna end up paying lots of money to people who won't take care of them and value and respect their sacrifice. I don't trust people

Basically today's marketing

They just charge you to do what you're already doing for nothing

That's just being alive.

P2D

You can have eternal life, but not trough human means, trough putting your faith in Jesus Christ, The Son of God who suffered the worst death ever so we could have eternal life just by having true, genuine faith in Him. John 3:16:”For God so loved the world so He gave He’s only begotten Son, so whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life”. Eternal life is a serious and real matter.

@@tibid6087 im muslim bro

Mission failed, we'll get em next time.

Think it actually happened a couple of times. The remains ended up being buried. Don't expect any company to last even decades into the future.

Which it will. Suppose it take 300 years to invent the technology necessary. You really think you can keep your company going that long?

CryoRus in Moscow got into long conflict between founders, at some point one group of them tried to steel cryo barrels, during the chase they threw away some of them with graphic remains of human brains on the highway

Have you ever watched Idiocracy?

Money wasted 💀

indeed, cant wait for part 5 to come out soon.

That's an adventure I would sign up for... I mean, either way I would be dead without being frozen, so getting to do some work for a DLC extension might be more fun than hell...

soon as i saw this short i was looking for this comment, really good book

A World Out Of Time is a book written by Larry Niven in 1976 that is this premise 🙃

​@@kepler_22b83oh boy! u are gonna have one hell of a existential crisis. 😂

I mean, it's super easy to freeze something organic, you can literally do it at home. But say in the case of vegetables, as an example, freezing and then thawing them out ruined the structural integrity of the vegetable and left you with mush (because of the formation of ice crystals like they mention in the video). It wasn't until 1924 that Clarence Birdseye (yes, Birdseye like that company sells frozen foods at grocery stores) invented flash freezing to quickly freeze foods which prevents the formation of ice crystals allowing them retain their freshness after being thawed out. However, humans are not vegetables and are much much more complex (especially considering frozen vegetables are just the fruit of the plant and not the entire plant so they're not "alive" like a whole plant or human would be).

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If they can afford a $200,000 ice coffin then they probably don’t, lol.

they should have paid more to the bird who got destoyed by nukes and gamma rays, tough work

they don't need a raise if they are frozen

Props to the camera man for recording that long too.

@@TheBrickPerson props to him for surviving too

That hasn't been a concern in 50 years. For the organization I'm signed up with (the Alcor Life Extension Foundation), the company that signs people up and performs cryopreservation is a separate legal and financial entity from the Alcor Patient Care Trust, which is the organization that maintains the people in cryosuspension and, technology permitting, eventually have them revived. If ALEF went out of business tomorrow, it would suck for those of us who are still walking around, but it wouldn't affect the people currently in suspension at all. The Patient Care Trust owns the facility outright, and the cost to maintain the patients is very low. The Trust is sitting on a pile of money that's managed very conservatively and generates more money than its total operating costs, so that fund just keeps growing over time. Nothing short of societal collapse would cause it to "go bankrupt." Additionally, it's legally set up such that it's not possible for anyone to take the money and run. It's in escrow, and can only be used for the care and eventual revival of the patients. Finally, one of the requirements to be on the board for the Trust is that you have to have a family member in cryosuspension.

There would probably be something done with them

Hell naw man 😭🙏

​@@unfunnyduckyunfortunatley no... Majority of cryo companies went bankrupt. The storage turned into mush. Nobody cared. Also - those running already lost majority of their "customers". Because power outages occur and if the temperature goes even slightly up - ice forms rendering entire thing useless.

​@@keepdoingyourjob4404power outages are a non issue as seen with hospitals, cinemas, most relevant sport stadiums and other public use buildings. There's several backup systems for when the current goes out that can last for days/weeks(depends on the system) with the minimum operating resources required by law in most first world countries, and systems in place so the current doesn't go away for even a second while the backups go in action

this is genius and no one realized it

Jesus?

😂😂😂😂😂

​@@ervbot5079look who's laughing 🤭

Yeah no rofl. Now if we take a negative and pessimist look at at it yeah sure.

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Nice meme !

Infinite money 🤑🤑🤑

My fridge can already possess the same abilities as cryonics. In fact, 15 people have tested it and found it beneficial

Влаштуйся на роботу, отримай життя, більше жартів немає український хлопець!!!

Tis called a reference

Maybe watch Pantheon if you want to see a show about uploading brains

*Exagerately badass riff playing*

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"You wouldn't duplicate a life-threatening disease. You wouldn't duplicate a kestrel." - David Firth, "Cream"

Alright, take your Darwin award.

You can have guaranteed eternal life, but not trough human means, trough putting your faith in Jesus Christ, The Son of God who suffered the worst death ever so we could have eternal life just by having true, genuine faith in Him. John 3:16:”For God so loved the world so He gave He’s only begotten Son, so whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life”. Eternal life is a serious and real matter.

Instructions unclear, I now have 4 arms.

You are a genius dude Teach me

Your ingeniousness knows no bounds. Have you tried making a Harvard application?

Oh yeah

-Bryan Johnson

Well you're dead either way so might as well have a chance

I'll take a .005% chance of reanimation over a guaranteed 0% letting the worms or the fires get my body.

what's rougher is not being revived 100%

​@@Danath1982tbh I'd rather give the money away to someone who actually needs it rather than play sci-fi

So what, you're dead anyway.

Just stay away from their videos related to climate change as they're mostly greenwashing.

I would do it.

Here me out A bigger freezer 🤷‍♀️

I can totally tell this is satire, aint no way someone would put a hamster in a microwave noooo :(

How long can the hamster be frozen for before waking them up? I think you can also do it kind of with flies. I saw a video where someone wanted to tie a leash on a fly and he froze them, tied a string around them and when they woke up they were on a “leash”

@@jonhard1049 Microwaves were invented by someone researching cryonics on hamsters, he needed an easy way to revive frozen hamsters so he invented the microwave.

Actually this works. I did it with a chicken recently. It didn't wake up. But it was delicious.

that thing is essentially just water tho. I find crocodiles and sharks more interesting in that regard

Any lifeform incapable of bitching about what Disney has done to Star Wars and Marvel franchises doesn't *deserve* a shot at immortality. 😏

You can have eternal life, but not trough human means, trough putting your faith in Jesus Christ, The Son of God who suffered the worst death ever so we could have eternal life just by having true, genuine faith in Him. John 3:16:”For God so loved the world so He gave He’s only begotten Son, so whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life”. Eternal life is a serious and real matter.

Who am I? What’s the purpose of my life?

If you pay someone to kill yourself, would that be murder or suicide 🤔

@@SMITESHSURESHyou would be responsible for your death but the guy you paid would still be a murderer

kurzgesagt said they (cryonics dudes) would take the dead body of person cuz what it counted as dead today would not be counted as dead in several centuries

​@@SMITESHSURESH both

Someone call Dazai 😨

Doesn't make much sense for the scientists to just bring back brains to torture.. And we ever reach a point where we can revive a brain, then at that point body replacement would be trivial.

The computer game Soma is a great treatment of rude awakenings.

If this happen to me I will need a nura link chip

the closest family member you have was given notice of your return from cryonics (great great great great grand niece.) they are given an address to where the facility is. they go there. they find your cell. all you feel is slight sparks of stimuli as you bounce around the jar where random parts of your brain are activated. not able to scream to anybody about your agony. they take you to the prosthetic company from a really long time ago that used to sell normal prosthetics, but now is able to make sales on full prosthetic bodies. they put you on anesthesia, and you drift dormant. the next thing you know, you can feel. you can hear. you can move. the machine they have put your brain in appears "almost" like a normal human body. you get up, meet your GGGG-G-niece, and you get a bill. two quadrillion dollars. you're asked why you were mad at such cheap prices. apparently, because of inflation, that is more like 200$ in 2024 money. life goes on pretty normally from there. some people judge you on how you look and think you're an AI and you have to explain to them, as you're one of the first people who had been woken up from cryonics. you're payed only 70 million dollars per hour in your new job. minimum wage. one day, you get into a car crash. all four of your limbs fly off. your body has no blood. you're just on the pavement in the middle of the night. you call out, but all the sound you can make is just static............... (someone else continue the story)

​@@Blackmask_27"ze bluetoof devise has successfully c0nnected"

And stonks

you wouldn't download a car*

Dont forget the very first part of the video which i think is a reference to ‘3 body problem’

put him back.

​@@Gamespud94 Put him down💀

Edge, edge. Have you ever been on an edging streak? Edge, edge. Do they keep you in a state of edging? Edge, edge. When your not performing you are edging, do they make you goon? Edge, edge. Rizz, rizz. What's it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? Rizz, rizz. Do they teach you how to feel, sigma to sigma? Rizz, rizz. Do you long for having your heart rizzed? Rizz, rizz. Do you dream about being rizzed? Rizz, rizz. Did baby gronk rizz up livy dunn? Rizz, rizz. Do you feel there is a part of you that's skibidi? Rizz, rizz. Skibidi edge rizz, skibidi edge rizz. Why don't you say that 3 times? Skibidi edge rizz. skibidi edge rizz. skibidi edge rizz. skibidi edge rizz. "And blood-black nothingness began to spin. A system of edges rizzed within edge rized within edge rizzed within one sigma. And masterfully mewing againts the fanum, a tall white fountain gooned."

- Open the airlock. - Yes captain.

They don't make anything in detail.

There are several other RU-vid channels which have produced many excellent videos on the theory of Relativity... There aren't any ducks in those videos however... but they will be far more accurate and detailed than this channel. My favorite is "Eigenchris", "ScienceClick English" has some pretty good ones, "Dialect" is *eventually* good, but he was still figuring stuff out in his earliest videos and a bit confused about stuff, dispite the good looking animations. He's going in a weird direction with General Relativity right now and Einstein Synchronization. Oh! "Richard Wolfson" has an excellent lecture series on Special Relatively. It's really good even without fancy computer graphics.

@@rohitashmishra6761 well yeah of course... Their videos are usually 10 minutes long.

@@juliavixen176 well, we simply want ducks explaining it XD.

Because there aren't already five trillion videos on the subject? 🤔

Unhoused?

@@baw5xc333 Yes. If the revived people didn't have any living descendants who would take them in, they were turned out into the world. Since they didn't have any job skills or assets, most ended up living on the streets. There were shelters, but those were as low on resources as current shelters. Apparently, people in the future still won't care if people without housing just die on the streets as long as their taxes don't go towards helping them. The creator, Warren Ellis, really nails what a dystopian horror capitalism will produce. For example, there are "make machines" that are like 3D printers that work on a molecular level. They can make you everything from a hot meal to a cellphone to a suit of clothes. They can make things using "base blocks" which are huge bricks of assorted matter or they can convert trash directly into new things. The problem is, maker machines don't really produce a lot of trash so trash is hard to find. The poor can't afford to buy maker machines and they can't afford the monthly subscription fee to keep them operational. So the poor buy cheap mas-produced goods that still come in packaging. And people who can afford maker machines aren't likely to go picking up litter in poor neighborhoods.

@@baw5xc333 yea basically future hobos

@@baw5xc333 the Incorrect Term is "homeless"

@@HorseyWorsey tell me you have no empathy for unhoused people without telling me you have no empathy for unhoused people

Hang in there! Science gets better every day. Maybe you can get fixed up in your natural lifetime

@@Danath1982 ❤

as a 23 year old who's always been disabled: Don't waste your money. These companies are PREYING on people like us specifically. And frankly, if you could be revived with all your memory, wouldn't you rather have a new body that doesn't have The Bad Chemicals (see also: Not Enough Serotonin) and has joints that work and fresh bones? Or better yet, a biologically indestructible body, a la scifi robots with human brains inside them? There are so many reasons you should give up on this idea that one youtube comment cannot do it justice, but a thing especially worth noting is that the freezing processes we currently have cannot freeze a human sized specimen before the freezing starts to cause damage. Like, I'm not trying to hurt your mental state or anything but *if this is your daily hope you need to find a new one,* and anti-aging technology looks like it might be the best way out, since a lot of those treatments could affect genetic disabilities too (specifically: CRISPR could help) and frankly that sounds a lot less risky than potentially doing irreversible damage that cannot be recovered without access to technology better used on things that aren't 3 thousand year old corpses of the categories of people that the society of our time doesn't seem to want to keep around, and on top of that, we could see CRISPR in our lifetimes. We, the disabled gen z, might actually get to live long enough to see that happen, and it's 100% possible that younger millennials will survive long enough for those treatments as well. Hope is not gone for those of us with permanent physical ailments, but that hope needs to be placed in technology that is based in something other than theoretical magic.

@@TheMENTALproductionzLook into BCIs (Brain Computer Interface) projects or companies that focus on rehabilitation, paralysis, aphasia etc…whatever your disability is, this is the next best thing compared to current tech. Even if nothing comes of it, don’t let this stop you from living, best of luck!

​@@TheMENTALproductionzna fam this is technology that is definitely not coming before 3100 Gonna make it till then? I don't think so

Sorry to say this, but... A bot copied your comment and got a ton of likes for its "effort".

It's a matter of perspective.

I took that one step further, am I the same person as 1 second ago, or an entirely different being with the same memories?

@@danielcreatd872 a time span as short as one second is not long enough for the horrific idea to be possible, but sleep? That is 100% potentially a repeated death-and-rebirth and there is no scientific way to prove whether it is or isn't that: Suppose that your consciousness IS you. If you "lose consciousness," is this not death, due to losing what is the entirety of Capital Y You? If we accept that it is, then sleeping must by definition of being that thing where you lose consciousness for a while is itself a form of temporary death on the psychological level. Through this hypothetical understanding, you today are different from you yesterday, but have all the same memories, thoughts, feelings, likes, dislikes, hopes, dreams, -SAVE the world,- etc. And since youTube's timestamps tell me your comment was written 20 hours ago, you've probably slept since writing that, which means through this lens, the you that might respond to my existential crisis isn't the you that accidentally prompted me to write this wall of text. This theory, which comes from fucking Wolfenstein of all things, genuinely keeps me up. I genuinely lose sleep over this idea because I cannot disprove it and it technically makes sense and hey maybe I don't actually want to die???

I would consider that if it weren't for the knowledge that I know that the brain doesn't completely shut off. So are the same person and didn't die I would otherwise crushing out if there was a moment which I brain shuts off a moment and resets. Or reboots. Then I would question myself

Ur own consciousness is still aware of itself so no. If u would have died and a new version of u continued, then u wouldn't know that as u would be dead. But neither would new "you" as it continues from where u left off. Basically if u are still thinking then u are still here.

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hypixel skyblock reference!?!?!??

@@TON-dr5fz what?

@@TON-dr5fzwarhammer 40k refrence

I'm okay with that. "Tomb World" has a nice ring to it. ;-)

great series indeed, cant wait for part 5 to come out soon.

Nah I can

At -196 C there is NO cellular activity. Additionally, the cryoprotectants used largely fix your cell structures in place, and you're effectively a form of glass at that point.

That is a good point really

Okay but what about Philip J. Fry?

The idea is that the company is contractually obligated to do so, whether they like it or not. Of course, even if the company survives long enough, that depends on whether the laws get changed in the future, but it's not like you'll need money where you're going if they don't pull through.

Well the "random caveman" isn't relying on the goodwill of future strangers. They're relying on the contractual obligations of the cryonics company.

if only any alian civilization wants to reconstruct your body to know about human civilization iynyn 😏😏

*ME*

Those not boring.

Oasis 😂

People who are able to make their lives interesting, just guessing

me

I do actually. I'm interested to see what the far future would be like.

I'd only want to live forever if I could decide when to die

FOREEEEVER YOUNG

@@mimaps i want to be forever young

If you aren't boring.

3 is be reviven

Profit? More like debt. (Still worth it tho)

A price I am willing to pay to discover all secrets of this universe.

How tf is pain worse than nothing?

​@@alexeyamosov664Was it really so bad before you were born? It would be the same

@@turbokaivuri8390 well, I certainly didn’t enjoy my experience there

Just the thought of your life having no deadline sounds good. When you have limited time in life, you set realistic goals for your life, for example a normal person's bucket list doesn't include getting rich, becoming the best at a certain hobby, trying every food, travelling to every country, learning every language all at the same time. Why? Because people know that by the time you've achieved a single thing out of these, half of your life is already gone. But if you were immortal, you could achieve all of that, and by the time you've done that there's a million more goals to reach. And when doing anything starts getting repetitive you can still wait untill people invent a way to stop the immortality or if that's impossible then just shut off you conciousness.

part of me wants to just react "BONES ARE READIOACTIVE" but yeah with how much potassium we have to eat, and getting it from bananas, yeah I totally believe the human body is radioactive. But I am curious to learn details on bone radioactivity, that sounds very interesting!

@@SnoFitzroy Curiously, bananas are actually a rather weak source of potassium. Tomato paste is the real deal. However, what likes to build up in bone (and teeth!) are radioisotopes of stuff like strontium and radium - really anything chemically similar to calcium (plus some naturally active calcium isotopes), which are collectively known, hilariously, as *bone seekers* , owing to their tendency to build up there.

No biggie, just store your brain sans bones. Besides they have to fix all the ice crystal damage, some radiation blasted DNA would be easy

Damage from endogenous radioisotope decay is a real thing, but would take thousands of years to inflict so much damage that the patient couldn't be recovered. This will be a real issue with interstellar travel, but not with cryonics. No one who's seriously involved with cryonics research thinks that it's going to take anywhere near that long for the technology to do molecular scale cellular repair to be developed and proliferated. Anecdotally, I think the general consensus is that we're looking at less than a century, and possibly considerably less.

"Radioactive bones" my brain got confused on which imagine dragons song it should play in the background of my thoughts.

Not at all. The dewars don't use electricity. They just need to periodically have the liquid nitrogen topped off a bit. You could literally cut the power, close the doors, and walk away for a few months and not lose any patients.

​@@Datan0de dude, they can't hear you.. they cannot use logic and rationality when dealing with stuff that happens after death.. you're not convincing anyone, but you are polluting the data.. you ought to stop.. no offense

Just make synthetic people, they solve everything.

Father wakes up and sets out to rebuild a nation and forgets about his son

That's not the most absurd argument I've heard against cryonics!