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How your parents COMPARE you to your cousin 

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@Sparrowhawk97
@Sparrowhawk97 Год назад
"150 degree sun, barefoot, in the snow" So his feet were being burned and frozen at the same time. Hardcore
@amimiami82
@amimiami82 Год назад
U can get burnt from freezing too. Who knows, one burn might be canceling the other one out
@bluewaterdragon1065
@bluewaterdragon1065 Год назад
👍
@raes9374
@raes9374 Год назад
Swinter
@dansmith1661
@dansmith1661 Год назад
He got frostburn.
@imtotallynotmute679
@imtotallynotmute679 Год назад
Boiled
@Christian_Ajibodu
@Christian_Ajibodu Год назад
I like the way Steven's dad raises his head and voice to emphasize his point.😂
@sumaoncrack2251
@sumaoncrack2251 Год назад
409 likes no replies let me fix that
@end_musix1636
@end_musix1636 Год назад
Let me also fix that
@coookieman334
@coookieman334 Год назад
AS A TIM THAT HAS ADHD THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH IT
@vishaldinesh
@vishaldinesh Год назад
Welcome to Asian
@bboymonk3y
@bboymonk3y Год назад
Asian here, this was depressingly accurate!
@thomashermsen8004
@thomashermsen8004 Год назад
“He learned to play Mozart from listening to the macdonalds jingle”😂😂😂
@noonelooksatusers
@noonelooksatusers Год назад
“YOU WANT YO LOFI STUDY BEATS?!”
@ווארשע
@ווארשע Год назад
@Elyse bum bum bum bum bum im lovin it
@BlueShineShines4Me
@BlueShineShines4Me Год назад
@@ווארשעknowing that bum means butt. I read this as butt butt butt butt butt… 🤣🤣🤣 I’d think the jingle would go more like this: bada ba ba ba~~~ (etc.)
@BurgerSoda
@BurgerSoda Год назад
The mcdonalds mcjingle
@user-et5mz5ex9s
@user-et5mz5ex9s Год назад
But if he didn't have electricity, how could he have even heard the jingle? It's not like they play it in the restaurant lol
@JustJoeSmith.
@JustJoeSmith. 4 месяца назад
“You look like ‘thank you,next’”
@zaxcops8677
@zaxcops8677 3 месяца назад
Oh shit! Not good!
@yaseenkamal1600
@yaseenkamal1600 2 месяца назад
I'm the 500th like on your comment. Here come the insults of people not caring!
@JustJoeSmith.
@JustJoeSmith. 2 месяца назад
@@yaseenkamal1600my first time getting this much likes😮
@luckytrinh333
@luckytrinh333 2 месяца назад
Buddy knows how to quote the video 😮
@itstherightlyrics
@itstherightlyrics 2 месяца назад
Yoo u watched the video too?
@DoriGSangma
@DoriGSangma Год назад
"The only language you speak is failure " 😆This line hit hard
@johnnypants1403
@johnnypants1403 Год назад
We should talk sometime. Fail each other 😂
@NASKES183
@NASKES183 Год назад
I was about to say what @Dormichi Said
@mattweger437
@mattweger437 Год назад
At least I'm fluent
@AnonyMouse6988
@AnonyMouse6988 Год назад
fr lol
@RayberthFear
@RayberthFear Год назад
"then how come you understand me?"
@pigs18
@pigs18 Год назад
Timmy's parents are still disappointed he's not a doctor.
@michaelliu4090
@michaelliu4090 Год назад
Still not a doctor...at 9!
@noejohnbadiango2036
@noejohnbadiango2036 Год назад
​@@michaelliu4090 yes
@Daniel_0778
@Daniel_0778 Год назад
He in china and his name is timmy😌😌..
@bonk633
@bonk633 Год назад
XD
@fernandaabreu5625
@fernandaabreu5625 Год назад
Are you insane, Timmy is a brain surgeon.
@deadpoet22
@deadpoet22 Год назад
Meanwhile, Timmy's parents are condecendingly comparing him to his legendary cousin Steven.
@aliceh5289
@aliceh5289 Год назад
Right? They need to conspire to switch parents, would make a fun movie
@agbrawlstars3866
@agbrawlstars3866 Год назад
like, steven walks barefoot in hot lava and you're having a problem with snow
@francoquispe656
@francoquispe656 Год назад
The based one that can respond to his parents
@jonson856
@jonson856 Год назад
It's always like that. Asian parents portraying your cousin like this super genius and you the failure.
@KingBobXVI
@KingBobXVI Год назад
"Why you waste time with _5 lousy job_ when Steven has successful RU-vid channel!?"
@hurizonminecraft9971
@hurizonminecraft9971 Месяц назад
"Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons" 😂😂
@gerry-p9x
@gerry-p9x 20 дней назад
Timmy's face be on milk carton's wn. 😊he he 11. Yrs. Oldhe
@jimmynetr
@jimmynetr Год назад
"Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons"💀
@tanya5322
@tanya5322 Год назад
To be fair, one of my calculus teachers kinda sucked… so I learned more by reading the textbook … attending class mostly to keep on pace and know when the tests were going to happen
@james-russellgause4735
@james-russellgause4735 Год назад
"Some people can read a chewing gum package and learn the secrets of the universe" -?
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 Год назад
What ducking milk cartoons have calculus instructions on them. Technically that makes them the se as book then, functionality wise
@pixpusha
@pixpusha Год назад
with NO ELECTRICITY!!!
@zeketargaryen1440
@zeketargaryen1440 Год назад
BRUH
@sufiashireen7061
@sufiashireen7061 Год назад
When Timmy was born he had already started 5 businesses.
@MiyuKuhaku
@MiyuKuhaku Год назад
When he was in his mother's womb, he became CEO of Amazon, Google and Tesla at the same time. After that all 3 companies got even more rich
@kathryn1515
@kathryn1515 Год назад
@@MiyuKuhaku don’t forget Disney
@triforceofcourage100
@triforceofcourage100 Год назад
I thought it was 6
@CalCifer740
@CalCifer740 Год назад
When Timmy was born he congratulated his parent by giving them money from the million dollar business that he started inside the womb
@coolpea1224
@coolpea1224 Год назад
When timmies mom and dad have night mares, they go to his room.
@hasnainabas9470
@hasnainabas9470 Год назад
Steven's cousin is the type of guy every company is looking to hire
@jozuehernandez9732
@jozuehernandez9732 Год назад
Hes 9 years old 💀
@r4ndom_persons
@r4ndom_persons Год назад
@@jozuehernandez9732 Even bettaaaaaa! He will be able to provide for family longa!
@Hu1tziil
@Hu1tziil Год назад
But no willing to pay for
@robert9595
@robert9595 Год назад
​@@jozuehernandez9732even bettah Child labah is free emproyee!
@gamerblake306
@gamerblake306 Год назад
Not me just you
@zaxcops8677
@zaxcops8677 3 месяца назад
Timmy got ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER got me so hard
@holyfamilycrusader3512
@holyfamilycrusader3512 Год назад
“Timmy got attention deficit disorder. He walked it off” 😂
@valeriekatampoi216
@valeriekatampoi216 Год назад
Ikr?? I died 🤣
@Rainstalker
@Rainstalker Год назад
​@Correct you need attention ☺️. from your parents
@dansmith1661
@dansmith1661 Год назад
I just ignored having it.
@goodnightmyprince6734
@goodnightmyprince6734 Год назад
Wish I can walk mine off
@laurae.gutierrez5475
@laurae.gutierrez5475 Год назад
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nhomanaguire216
@nhomanaguire216 Год назад
" He look like Tom Holland " " You look like thank you, next " Damn that hit hard 🤣
@Baner496
@Baner496 Год назад
Can relate to that. 🥲😂
@moseslenana65
@moseslenana65 Год назад
FR
@sureshchaudhari4465
@sureshchaudhari4465 Год назад
What is thank u next
@PakistanicountryBall1
@PakistanicountryBall1 Год назад
😂
@Starfall01
@Starfall01 Год назад
Truck hard
@schizod3re
@schizod3re Год назад
timmy is no longer human, he is a supernatural being
@kashishsomani257
@kashishsomani257 Год назад
He's just asian
@Link_Hyrule211
@Link_Hyrule211 Год назад
He’s a saiyan
@ros9764
@ros9764 Год назад
​@@Link_Hyrule211 all asians are saiyans
@sungvin
@sungvin Год назад
Just like Ling Ling
@Link_Hyrule211
@Link_Hyrule211 Год назад
@@ros9764 I’m British, I’m an acrosian XD
@gittehjruplarsen9097
@gittehjruplarsen9097 Месяц назад
"timmy learned how to play mozart from the mcdonalds jingle" LOL
@Lowy7
@Lowy7 Год назад
“We had to play in the 150 degrees sun, barefoot in the snow” That makes perfect sense
@jrev2284
@jrev2284 Год назад
His dad existed before physics were invented
@MssIAMNOBODYSPECIAL
@MssIAMNOBODYSPECIAL Год назад
-150 degrees probably🤣
@smallstudiofilms6632
@smallstudiofilms6632 Год назад
Insert Ohio joke here
@sahasraparasa5558
@sahasraparasa5558 Год назад
Lol ikr
@SomeMuslimGuy
@SomeMuslimGuy Год назад
Because physics not invented yet
@rashedahmedtaleb
@rashedahmedtaleb Год назад
*"You look like thank you next"* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💀
@Lloyd..
@Lloyd.. Год назад
GawdDAYUM
@victoryalozie5026
@victoryalozie5026 Год назад
That violated emotional damage
@Paniorafam
@Paniorafam Год назад
Unreal as my father says
@cityofhearts
@cityofhearts Год назад
Because he got his looks from him
@SilentMCYT
@SilentMCYT Год назад
Nice pfp
@ahrarimtayaz3517
@ahrarimtayaz3517 Год назад
Most supportive asian parent 💀
@yukierblx
@yukierblx Год назад
And then they did suicide
@TerraGoon
@TerraGoon Год назад
nah its every normal asian
@KrazyKenty
@KrazyKenty Год назад
as an asian i can confirm this is true
@Hello-cf3lc
@Hello-cf3lc Год назад
I can confirm this too.
@OceanicPearlz1
@OceanicPearlz1 Год назад
Sounds like some people I know💀
@UmaStarAngel
@UmaStarAngel 4 месяца назад
150 degree sun, barefoot, in the snow" -got me lol
@javagamer08
@javagamer08 Год назад
*"HE LEARNED PLAYING MOZART FROM THE MCDONALDS JINGLE"* Bro i cant 😂
@XzTS-Roostro
@XzTS-Roostro Год назад
Was he lovin' it though¿
@L-W-ko1hn
@L-W-ko1hn Год назад
​@Unknown_User ok🙏
@borutobddd
@borutobddd Год назад
@Unknown_User No body gives a sh##it to your comments 😂 “Don’t click…” is so old that when it was working, dinosaurs were alive
@79Kleopatra
@79Kleopatra Год назад
@@borutobddd bro🤣💀
@gabrielv.4358
@gabrielv.4358 Год назад
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@abhisheksingh6405
@abhisheksingh6405 Год назад
Parents are extraordinary creatures In a argument where they are wrong, they still go on n on
@WeirdWillow
@WeirdWillow Год назад
THIS COMMENT.
@lone_allstar6248
@lone_allstar6248 Год назад
FUCKING YEAH DUDE
@diorraices9013
@diorraices9013 Год назад
@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j i won’t cuz I don’t care
@grandempress1587
@grandempress1587 Год назад
​@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8jcool I won't
@zokilauda
@zokilauda Год назад
Probably just like their parents did to them. They are usually correct in hindsight. Mainly who you want to be friends with as a child and or who you are friends with. Being friends with too many wrong people for too long can negatively turn your whole life upside down. Not to mention the lives of your loved ones. Mainly in the sense of being loyal to your friends while knowing they are engaged in criminal activity. Being loyal to your friends and not wanting to betray your friends is one thing. But being loyal to your friends by always being there on the spot while they are doing criminal activities. That is something completely different mainly in the sense that you yourself are involved. Not to mention the so-called friends who want to take advantage of you. Either they are looking for a scapegoat or they want to take advantage of you financially. Therefore, real good loyal friends who bring out the best in you And who don't associate with you just because they can benefit financially from you. should be appreciated all the more.
@Z0neXDthebest
@Z0neXDthebest Год назад
“15 years of experience! He’s only 9!” “How is that even possible?” Ash and Pikachu: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
@shaynekerry
@shaynekerry Год назад
Stay 11 for 25 years so fax
@Everstar3918
@Everstar3918 Год назад
??
@Z0neXDthebest
@Z0neXDthebest Год назад
@@Everstar3918 ash has been on the Pokémon anime for 25 years, but he’s only 11.
@godversesans5152
@godversesans5152 Год назад
​@@Z0neXDthebestand with all of his adventures
@thatguyoverthere-uu6ls
@thatguyoverthere-uu6ls Год назад
I thought he was 10- ig I was wrong💀
@muhannedk6763
@muhannedk6763 4 месяца назад
“Only language you speak is FAILURE” hits hard 🥲
@meistereder4626
@meistereder4626 Год назад
„Back in China, we used to roundhousekick each other in the face!“😂💀
@icyman8957
@icyman8957 Год назад
Kungfu Soccer reference...🤣
@J.A_Music
@J.A_Music Год назад
国足太菜了……史蒂文说的也不是很现实🫤
@d.thebro9549
@d.thebro9549 Год назад
I choked when i heard this
@TeluguSuperhumans
@TeluguSuperhumans Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@_ABDUL-RAHIM.
@_ABDUL-RAHIM. Год назад
​@@icyman8957 was about to say that 🤣
@PlanetZaia
@PlanetZaia Год назад
“You look like ‘thank you next’!“ 💀
@masterniggoway
@masterniggoway Год назад
Relatable lmfao 😭
@kaiserphemi
@kaiserphemi Год назад
“Only language you speak is, FAILURE!!” 💀💀💀
@Francisco-mn7gt
@Francisco-mn7gt Год назад
I think I gonna start to use this.
@shadowwolf2730
@shadowwolf2730 Год назад
"Well, if I can understand you so easily. You must speak it fluently."
@Oussama_On_Ladder
@Oussama_On_Ladder Год назад
-My parents
@PentumbraInkOSCLumin
@PentumbraInkOSCLumin Год назад
Yea he will use this a LOT
@Gummiechew101
@Gummiechew101 Год назад
on the back of milk cartons xDDD!!
@peterguidera5132
@peterguidera5132 3 месяца назад
“You think he had books! Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk carton!” This gets me every time. 😄😄😄
@SniperGod101
@SniperGod101 Год назад
“The only language you speak is, Failure” 😂😂😂💀
@zuzannawojcik9601
@zuzannawojcik9601 Год назад
Faaaaiiiiilure 🤣
@aliceramdom.s
@aliceramdom.s Год назад
yes
@ameliasomething817
@ameliasomething817 Год назад
“Timmy speaks 6 languages, the only language you speak is ✨ FAILURE ✨”
@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
Honestly, I would speak that. What is it anyways, a broken version of every language.
@JuneCreat.r
@JuneCreat.r Год назад
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 no that would be English. Failure would be the cavemen drawings in the caves
@haatembomooya
@haatembomooya Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg
@AlphaOmega417
@AlphaOmega417 Год назад
💀💀💀
@AlphaOmega417
@AlphaOmega417 Год назад
💀💀💀
@Yknow_who_it_is
@Yknow_who_it_is Год назад
Lesson not learned: Never talk back when a parent is shaming you or proving their point.
@lol-rw4qu
@lol-rw4qu Год назад
so ture, you will get scoled more
@1stimpression271
@1stimpression271 Год назад
Once my mom got angry because i didnt talk back
@sakshiyadav719
@sakshiyadav719 Год назад
​@@1stimpression271 it's always like "don't dare talk back" or "why don't you say anything are you not listening "
@tatsuyahiiragi416
@tatsuyahiiragi416 Год назад
Actually, I've quelled my parent's temper easily, but maybe it's my own temper that's teh issue- they hae to calm me down
@longtom7715
@longtom7715 Год назад
​@@tatsuyahiiragi416the table turned?
@josueargumedo436
@josueargumedo436 Месяц назад
Cousin Timmy a legend FR 😂
@shell6467
@shell6467 Год назад
Shout out to Timmy’s dad for actually coming back with the milk so that his son can learn calculus.
@vVANQUISHERVv
@vVANQUISHERVv Год назад
Milk & cigarette cartons in that case 👌🏼
@timothyeverson1795
@timothyeverson1795 Год назад
I still failed pure math in matric
@pavanrk9552
@pavanrk9552 Год назад
i am glad I paid my internet bills and got to read this comment
@juliebella1221
@juliebella1221 Год назад
Lolol!
@AshantiLuvMe
@AshantiLuvMe Год назад
◀️ field
@kingdog360
@kingdog360 Год назад
Timmy learned how to speak 6 languages by singing his ABCs
@itzclaire9963
@itzclaire9963 Год назад
341 likes and no comments? LET ME FIX THAT
@vlogerspin6723
@vlogerspin6723 Год назад
537 likes and 1 comments, let me fix that.
@Paimonial
@Paimonial Год назад
Only 2 Comments imma fix that
@dead_to_you
@dead_to_you Год назад
if you don't understand, 6 languages use the latin ABCs
@imnotgaybut7673
@imnotgaybut7673 Год назад
it's easy as 123
@TheInkstain
@TheInkstain Год назад
"Timmy speaks 6 LANGUAGES" "the only language you speak is FAILURE" i gotta remember that
@AK_Studioz
@AK_Studioz Год назад
😂🤣
@johvileeck4231
@johvileeck4231 Год назад
You know what people say, about learning your first language from your parents! :D
@1CE.
@1CE. Год назад
So true tho So many Asian moms here tell me how their own kids don’t even know Chinese for example 😂
@DraftVoice
@DraftVoice 6 месяцев назад
"We had to play in the 150 degree, barefoot, IN THE SNOW!" 💀💀💀
@dmitriankuda4405
@dmitriankuda4405 Год назад
I love the fact, that Steven can play so different characters basically by emotions. I'm sure we can find out who is who's even if he'll play both of them in same clothes
@FUTUREPES
@FUTUREPES Год назад
Yoo why this place so quiet
@jaysluckisnotreal
@jaysluckisnotreal Год назад
Don't ask
@essennagerry
@essennagerry Год назад
Yo fr love seeing more appreciation specifically for his acting, I love it so much! He makes me contemplate how we humans move around in a room and express so many subtleties and moods just through that which are really hard to put into words. And this is coming from a linguistics enthusiast. I just love being a homo sapiens. I love how we move, how we speak, our voices, our faces, how our faces move, amazing. Steven is utilizing all of that. Then he makes me contemplate comedy and psychology too lol. Used to think Steven looks like an ex classmate of mine but now I've got so much positive association with his face that I now think my ex classmate looks like him.
@essennagerry
@essennagerry Год назад
Maybe I over-ENFPd here
@issacepowell4850
@issacepowell4850 Год назад
No way, there's totally two Stevens
@bentspoon7374
@bentspoon7374 Год назад
"He got attention deficit disorder and walked it off" 💀💀💀
@battyblair3303
@battyblair3303 Год назад
That shit killed me! 😂😭
@esmeraldacloete5984
@esmeraldacloete5984 Год назад
😂😂😂🤣
@sunofpeter2
@sunofpeter2 Год назад
​@@battyblair3303 I about spit my coffee out
@sterlingcampbell4394
@sterlingcampbell4394 Год назад
Yeah ..that was it for me. Everything else was a bonus.
@MohamedElMeghallawy
@MohamedElMeghallawy Год назад
i died!
@tredaoge9336
@tredaoge9336 Год назад
15 years experience at 9 years old, he is the Chinese Ash Ketchum
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 Год назад
See your cousin from Japan ASH KETCHUM! He has 20 years work experience. He's 10 YEARS OLD. How did he do this? He used his Asian TIME MANIPULATION POWERS.
@ajx2956
@ajx2956 Год назад
Lol
@GuiALO
@GuiALO Год назад
He failed to catch zubat though
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 Год назад
@@GuiALO That is true. But he captured the god of time to do the time manipulation thing.
@Markblyy
@Markblyy Год назад
Nah he got 3 years of work, with 5 jobs so 15 You a freakin failure
@Alexisamazin424
@Alexisamazin424 3 месяца назад
“MACDONALDS JINGLE!!” Got me rolling on the floor 😂
@kamikazeejap
@kamikazeejap Год назад
"Only language you speak is FAILURE". The wonderful childhood memories that statement alone brings to mind.
@ChadKakashi
@ChadKakashi Год назад
“Wonderful childhood memories”
@EC2421Mir
@EC2421Mir Год назад
i wont ruin ur 655 likes 😑
@techno_never_dies22414
@techno_never_dies22414 Год назад
How does he understand us
@Amixan0402
@Amixan0402 Год назад
​@@techno_never_dies22414 because he also knows that language
@Desertfox18
@Desertfox18 Год назад
​@DarthAnonymous I already have
@TheDStepp
@TheDStepp Год назад
“150 degrees barefoot in the snow” this needs to be the name of someone’s album, it’s clean.
@timm14171
@timm14171 Год назад
truee
@bunnycatsmoothie5768
@bunnycatsmoothie5768 Год назад
Yeahhh
@daltonevans3412
@daltonevans3412 Год назад
Not gonna lie, it'd go pretty hard as an album name for the right metalcore band. I can see erra doing it actually lol.
@PattyManatty
@PattyManatty Год назад
I wonder how fast 1ft of snow would melt in 150F weather
@chrisscott6254
@chrisscott6254 Год назад
You might be interested Hostiles on the Hill . . . Or Hoth for short. A pretty good song
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 Год назад
_"Timmy had attention deficit disorder and he walked it off"_ Timmy's gotta share his tips w the class
@temra7063
@temra7063 Год назад
On god
@aanchal-annaleedeprince5525
Yep
@bchaotic905
@bchaotic905 Год назад
​@@EnimaMoe It can definitely be debilitating
@ImanAlienDealwithitXP
@ImanAlienDealwithitXP Год назад
This made me cackle!💀😭
@dramaticmudderer5208
@dramaticmudderer5208 Год назад
@@EnimaMoe isn't that add not ADHD?
@superiorjr154
@superiorjr154 2 месяца назад
“You look like thank you, next” 😂😂
@ivantria6794
@ivantria6794 Год назад
As an asian, you have to bring 3 diplomas just as you come out of the womb.
@anthonycraig274
@anthonycraig274 Год назад
Timmy was premature and had 5 masters.
@noneofyoublubberness218
@noneofyoublubberness218 Год назад
​@@anthonycraig274 😂😂😂
@The_MAN-1497
@The_MAN-1497 Год назад
Yappp
@nidhia6925
@nidhia6925 Год назад
@@anthonycraig274 😂
@ImaHaddad
@ImaHaddad Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jumex_mango
@jumex_mango Год назад
“Back in China we used to ROUNDHOUSE KICK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE” 💀💀💀
@ouzydork7071
@ouzydork7071 Год назад
Wait till you go to southeast asia. Soccer/football is actually mma match and ceremony before war. Either the player beat the shit out of each other or the supporter done it for them.
@ishakhan6284
@ishakhan6284 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@UXtatic
@UXtatic Год назад
Shaolin Soccer.
@mrgrinch8540
@mrgrinch8540 Год назад
@screechfromdoors4867 you ripped the joke apart and threw it in a fire
@pudding2128
@pudding2128 Год назад
Probably why China can't play in fifa 😂
@brooklynm-lewis
@brooklynm-lewis Год назад
"timmy has attention deficit disorder, and he walked it off 😭😭" is where i was sent
@adekoyaadegboyega7585
@adekoyaadegboyega7585 Год назад
I just had to comment 😂
@Stoatly4
@Stoatly4 Год назад
​@@adekoyaadegboyega7585What
@Cmareon2
@Cmareon2 Год назад
Maybe I should try that 😂😂
@miaduanmu
@miaduanmu Год назад
😭😭😭
@AustinKnappWrastlin
@AustinKnappWrastlin Год назад
Ratio
@iymz_007
@iymz_007 2 месяца назад
All the insults was ridiculously good
@BadTilo
@BadTilo Год назад
because he does 5 jobs at once 😭
@HLHS_Fishing
@HLHS_Fishing Год назад
And he has ADD!?!
@ManuelRiccobono
@ManuelRiccobono Год назад
​@@HLHS_Fishingno, he walked off of it
@simona7069
@simona7069 Год назад
3 years 5 Jobs 15 year exp
@normacroberts-hakizimana8785
​@@simona7069 , and he's 9 years old! 😆 🤣 😂
@simona7069
@simona7069 Год назад
@@normacroberts-hakizimana8785 ikr
@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
Timmy is a proud example of neurodivergent excellency.
@disturbedpyro4511
@disturbedpyro4511 Год назад
Not really! Most of the time Timmy is mentioned something horrible is happening to him or someone is talking massive amounts of shit about him! 😂😂
@redditrabbit1
@redditrabbit1 Год назад
Neurodivergent 💀💀💀whats next, neurofluid? Can I identify as a retard???
@deetzsnuts6737
@deetzsnuts6737 Год назад
indeed
@Ckglxt
@Ckglxt Год назад
I know a big word too............. Spaghetti
@sleazybtd
@sleazybtd Год назад
No, he isn't. He walked it off, so he "cured" himself of his neurodivergency.
@tryhardr2658
@tryhardr2658 Год назад
"Timmy got attention deficit disorder, and he walked it off" As an Asian with ADHD, I can confirm we just walk it off
@sidslime5323
@sidslime5323 Год назад
Vouch I'm an Asian with ADHD
@saranrai6725
@saranrai6725 Год назад
Yeah i know right..
@shanehill3804
@shanehill3804 Год назад
How many miles? I'll try it right f'n now if it's physically possible
@johannolea6834
@johannolea6834 Год назад
Haha lol
@cosmic_417
@cosmic_417 Год назад
lmao same
@Mia-says
@Mia-says 5 месяцев назад
“We used to round house kick each other “ got me dead 💀💀😂
@WilbertVerayin
@WilbertVerayin Год назад
As an asian we can confirm that we roundhouse kick opposing team in the face.
@alaanahmed4013
@alaanahmed4013 Год назад
True. Bangladesh VS Maldives had more fouls then every El Classico combined.
@rose_magic.
@rose_magic. Год назад
400 like
@roshanhemrom4906
@roshanhemrom4906 Год назад
I sitll cna't see form one eye 😮‍💨
@Pouncer_Fox
@Pouncer_Fox Год назад
Shaolin Soccer was a documentary.
@wonders8561
@wonders8561 Год назад
​@@Pouncer_FoxHahaha 😂👌
@garrylewis1868
@garrylewis1868 Год назад
"Why aren't you as handsome as Timmy" "Don't ask me, these are your genes"
@amonggus1
@amonggus1 Год назад
"Timmy chose his genes before being born. You can't even choose a career without being a FAILURE" 😂
@generalgrievous7879
@generalgrievous7879 Год назад
💀💀💀
@deleted_handle
@deleted_handle Год назад
ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME? So disrespectful.
@troyfergus3507
@troyfergus3507 Год назад
Timmy created and arranged his own genes subconsciously in the womb. This is how kids do it back in China!
@ashleyhohos
@ashleyhohos Год назад
Nah, I'd ask why he calling a 9 year old handsome fr fr? 😂
@Srjbuddies
@Srjbuddies Год назад
"Why can't you be as handsome as Timmy?" "Dad, I literally look like you. What do you expect me to look like?"
@Mythic_Luna
@Mythic_Luna Год назад
Omgg 😂😂😂
@zahidsherkhan2731
@zahidsherkhan2731 Год назад
well Timmy look more handsome than his father so
@dodo1063
@dodo1063 Год назад
Next second you realize you are beat into the 4th dimension
@nabeelayoade3731
@nabeelayoade3731 Год назад
Davage😎
@itscrazyavacadostudios
@itscrazyavacadostudios Год назад
Gets smacked *
@tomaszstarzZz
@tomaszstarzZz 21 день назад
„Only language you speak is failure” Damn, that is even beyond emotional damage! 😅
@serenawills7881
@serenawills7881 Год назад
As an Asian, I can confirm this is 100% accurate for me.
@rehan_solangi_1503
@rehan_solangi_1503 Год назад
Not a 100% don't lie
@dragomirdespard974
@dragomirdespard974 Год назад
@@rehan_solangi_1503 obviously. But still very relatable.
@geetchandralaishram1649
@geetchandralaishram1649 Год назад
Bro I'm an asian some are true but most of them aren't
@serenawills7881
@serenawills7881 Год назад
@@rehan_solangi_1503 there fixed it.
@serenawills7881
@serenawills7881 Год назад
@@geetchandralaishram1649 Well I hope now it is more clear
@ozorcus
@ozorcus Год назад
If i ever get into a fight i want this guy to announce my entrance.
@purabus5450
@purabus5450 Год назад
FUCKING LEGIT
@nuklearboysymbiote
@nuklearboysymbiote Год назад
WHAT THE HAIILLL
@jackbishop8610
@jackbishop8610 Год назад
Would be like Prince Zuko in Blood and Bone
@johnunkown947
@johnunkown947 Год назад
best option
@sleazymeezy
@sleazymeezy Год назад
Bruce buffer you've been replaced
@Oogilyboogilyb
@Oogilyboogilyb Год назад
The nicest dad in Asia 💀
@Bucketforce1
@Bucketforce1 Год назад
Ong 🤣
@H20-t4p
@H20-t4p Год назад
Or the Middle East 💀
@Oogilyboogilyb
@Oogilyboogilyb Год назад
@@H20-t4p 💀
@seal7014
@seal7014 Год назад
@@H20-t4p Middle East Asia…
@Cookiemanisback
@Cookiemanisback Год назад
@@H20-t4p Or ohio💀
@SanFranGiantsFan
@SanFranGiantsFan 4 месяца назад
*”The only language you speak is **_FAILURE_** !!”* That’s what I call *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!*
@Mewhenifinalltgetallthebugs
My parents aren't even Asian and I feel this wtf.
@MIDO44444
@MIDO44444 Год назад
Check your family roots
@satakrionkryptomortis
@satakrionkryptomortis Год назад
@@MIDO44444 they might say he failed at checking.
@PeaceMindForever
@PeaceMindForever Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@Zer0BurnX
@Zer0BurnX Год назад
Your parents are asian on the inside.
@Mewhenifinalltgetallthebugs
@@MIDO44444 Im mystery white flavor. My dad has Russian ancestry. That's as close to Asian as I can get lmao.
@dino__nuggies
@dino__nuggies Год назад
“Timmy look like Tom Holland- You look like “thank u, next!!” Bro got me flyin to heaven 💀😭🤚
@LegendsEntOfficial
@LegendsEntOfficial Год назад
Fr 💀
@Baconator439
@Baconator439 Год назад
How did Timmy book 15-year but he's 9?!
@arthurnovais4032
@arthurnovais4032 Год назад
True 💀💀💀
@Mayney208
@Mayney208 Год назад
TIMMAH
@tomli9793
@tomli9793 Год назад
​@@Baconator439 Multi threaded work
@chocolateaddictedartist5924
"Timmy's 9." "He looks like Tom Holland." ...Yeah checks out.
@leetleshinigami6099
@leetleshinigami6099 Год назад
Underrated comment😂
@krisdiane
@krisdiane Год назад
😂😂😂
@YourDadWithExpiredMilk
@YourDadWithExpiredMilk Год назад
💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@PedroNuno-rb3yl
@PedroNuno-rb3yl 14 дней назад
"You look like: Thank U, next!" 😂😂😂 savage
@gt7395
@gt7395 Год назад
The type of dad to say to his five year old child “when I was your age, I was 6”
@konapepe
@konapepe Год назад
If he doesn’t use this in the next skit I’m suing
@Chet22
@Chet22 Год назад
"Are you doctor yet?" Son: "Dad I'm only 9" "Call me when you doctor!"
@ga6rlel
@ga6rlel Год назад
In one video he says "when I was 9, I was 25" XD
@OceanicPearlz1
@OceanicPearlz1 Год назад
my Dad while I was littersly younger than 9: why dont you start memorizing the multiplication times table. Your cousin memorized it when he was 5 yesrs old.or was it 4 💀💀💀I swear Asian parents especially Chinese parents shoot my gut confirmed it …
@saintevo6953
@saintevo6953 Год назад
So South Korea recently got rid of their traditional age system where newborns were considered to be 1 yr old at birth. This means the meme you posted is actually possible where now any korean parents with 5 yr olds born after this system change can factually tell them "when I was your age, I was 6" :'D
@kronicx2711
@kronicx2711 Год назад
"Timmy got attention deficit disorder and he walked it off"💀😭
@rowdyrager-9403
@rowdyrager-9403 Год назад
🤣
@blessingugemuge5562
@blessingugemuge5562 Год назад
"He look like Tom Holland, you look like Thank you, next"😂
@AionDario
@AionDario Год назад
Lmaoo
@amanraza4642
@amanraza4642 Год назад
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
@kelainefes
@kelainefes Год назад
Do I detect a characteristic, pungent smell? It's similar to failure, but worse, like mouldy failure. Ah YES!!! SMELL LIKE MINIMUM WAGE!!!!
@Max-oy1yy
@Max-oy1yy Год назад
Wow u watched it too!?
@blessingugemuge5562
@blessingugemuge5562 Год назад
@@Max-oy1yy LOL.
@Thecoolkittylover
@Thecoolkittylover 2 месяца назад
150 degree sun barefoot and ‘in the snow’ got me 😅😂😂
@TheBoostedDoge
@TheBoostedDoge Год назад
"he look like Tom Holland, you look like thank u next" 💀💀💀
@-PandaBoba-5272
@-PandaBoba-5272 Год назад
"Only language you speak is FAILURE" 💀💀💀
@RandomContent452
@RandomContent452 Год назад
No it's [The] Only language you speak is FAILURE
@52_Ronin
@52_Ronin Год назад
oh you also watched the same video?
@Leo1265llol
@Leo1265llol Год назад
@@52_Ronin yes
@adriankhomenko1403
@adriankhomenko1403 Год назад
Oh, I'm finally Timmy a bit
@netodiet6525
@netodiet6525 Год назад
that one hit hard
@NiaMarco01
@NiaMarco01 24 дня назад
“Thank you, next” 😭😂😂
@egg3806
@egg3806 Год назад
As an Asian, this is valid
@patsabol8699
@patsabol8699 Год назад
Compare dad to friend'sdad
@sarahbatrisyia9100
@sarahbatrisyia9100 Год назад
so true till this one point where i accidently roled my eyes at my dad....u can imagine what happen to me after that hahahaha
@xiaoyizhang196
@xiaoyizhang196 Год назад
@@sarahbatrisyia9100 whopping?
@sigmaellie
@sigmaellie Год назад
Stupid, over bloated
@Yislik_
@Yislik_ Год назад
Wait seriously
@rkturty
@rkturty Год назад
“Timmy had attention deficit disorder and he walked it off.”
@rileyham9058
@rileyham9058 Год назад
So did i.
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 Год назад
I can confirm that is not possible as someone who suffers with a sever case of it
@JigokuHebi
@JigokuHebi Год назад
@@kurtsudheim825 Timmy did 😂😂😂 Nah but I get it. Still it’s the Asian joke. 😅they can do anything like magic 🪄
@rileyham9058
@rileyham9058 Год назад
@@kurtsudheim825 it cant be a disorder if everyone has it. I just dont believe i have it and look at that i live a full life without being labelled as defective. Believe what makes you better not whatever someone else is paid to tell you to believe. (Obviously there are a ton of situations this doesnt work for example :heart failure.)
@Cygnusart0843
@Cygnusart0843 Год назад
I felt that 😂
@user-js2sv
@user-js2sv Год назад
"Timmy learned to play Mozart by listening to the McDonalds jingle!" "150 degree sun, barefoot, in the snow" Steven never fails to crack me up
@HaFnium178
@HaFnium178 11 месяцев назад
that must be Methane clathrate😅
@Love_the_dark_void
@Love_the_dark_void 10 месяцев назад
Fr
@jakeflores4625
@jakeflores4625 10 месяцев назад
Hypothermia?
@josephvstalin5190
@josephvstalin5190 10 месяцев назад
Dayum No wonder he is so good He fight against physic No human achive that
@waiifii22
@waiifii22 29 дней назад
I literally had to stop the short to laugh at " you look like, thank you next" comedy gold.
@debamchakraborty1143
@debamchakraborty1143 Год назад
"Why can't you be as handsome as, Timmy?" "But dad, my face is a 100% copy of yours"
@GumballMachinery
@GumballMachinery Год назад
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
@shunakiyama6421
@shunakiyama6421 Год назад
Dad: I will send you to Jesus!
@azkamil
@azkamil Год назад
@@GumballMachinery Why can I hear you comment?
@trym2121
@trym2121 Год назад
He can't say that or he'll get his ass whooped like there's no tomorrow
@Yash_Bhosale
@Yash_Bhosale Год назад
Reverse Uno card
@vikashshew1780
@vikashshew1780 Год назад
As an asian dad, I confirm that Timmy exists.
@Ha-neulie
@Ha-neulie Год назад
As Timmy, I can confirm that I partially exist.
@katsukibakugou9577
@katsukibakugou9577 Год назад
as Timmy's brother I confirm that he exists.
@TheNotoriusGangsar
@TheNotoriusGangsar Год назад
As Timmy's bunshin no jutsu, I can confirm that he exist
@zonnestraa
@zonnestraa Год назад
As Timmy's girlfriend I can confirm he exists and aslo good at things you don't talk about.
@ghaniamahar4910
@ghaniamahar4910 Год назад
As the Milk carton, I can confirm that Timmy exists
@enderawesome4521
@enderawesome4521 Год назад
We need a video where Steven finally has one thing he is better than Timmy at and it becomes his whole identity
@tysonquick_
@tysonquick_ Год назад
Timmy is not the CEO of Bejing Corn
@RifleKitty
@RifleKitty Год назад
It will probably Adult acting. 🤣
@giordanodsouza9563
@giordanodsouza9563 Год назад
Maybe he can make minute rice in 58 seconds
@kaizenuchiha4724
@kaizenuchiha4724 Год назад
Timmy is not youtuber
@afiyaraja6544
@afiyaraja6544 Год назад
Agree
@Jason-vp8nd
@Jason-vp8nd 6 месяцев назад
Attention deficit disorder and he walked it off bahahhahahaha...gawddddd that is fire my friend lolllollol
@yorukodokuna2251
@yorukodokuna2251 Год назад
Timmy was so hardcore, he got frostbite and 3rd degree burns at the same time.
@AlcyoneModschannel
@AlcyoneModschannel Год назад
He was a microwave BLT and walked it off lol
@Thebester3
@Thebester3 Год назад
But he then recovered in 24 hours and then went to run an Ironman and won it
@morbiuslover6686
@morbiuslover6686 Год назад
@@Thebester3 to which he then went to a powerlifting contest and lifted 834 pounds He doesn’t have arms
@Bestiggy
@Bestiggy Год назад
As an Asian myself, this is way too relatable
@crownysuccubus1524
@crownysuccubus1524 Год назад
I'm not Asian, but same.
@aparnasingh8988
@aparnasingh8988 Год назад
True
@kungrossana1197
@kungrossana1197 Год назад
Im Asian this is the same as my parents told me
@alejandroreyes8878
@alejandroreyes8878 Год назад
I'm latino, and I relate 100% with this
@albond
@albond Год назад
*too
@crazel_aja
@crazel_aja Год назад
"he got 15 years work experience, he's 9"💀
@AlvinJesseM.Atienza-yq3ut
@AlvinJesseM.Atienza-yq3ut Год назад
he got 5 jobs in 6 years old 💀
@RedGhost2008
@RedGhost2008 Год назад
​@@AlvinJesseM.Atienza-yq3utah yes and his 5 jobs are: Poo/pee Walk/run Sleep Eat Cry
@theboynrw
@theboynrw Год назад
@@AgreedTermsOfServiceyou know why he didnt put breath in? (read answer)
@theboynrw
@theboynrw Год назад
because he never did
@Luis.1993
@Luis.1993 Год назад
He started in the nutz 💀💀💀🧌
@larissamorgado7792
@larissamorgado7792 2 месяца назад
"You look like 'thank you. Next!'" That really got me😂😂😂
@bv9465
@bv9465 Год назад
Somewhere Timmy's parents are still disappointed 😞
@5yearsout
@5yearsout Год назад
Timmy has brought shame upon his family
@t8_4_prez72
@t8_4_prez72 Год назад
😔
@battyblair3303
@battyblair3303 Год назад
Bruh...frfr.
@timothyeverson1795
@timothyeverson1795 Год назад
I felt that in my bones
@HeeseungsDimples
@HeeseungsDimples Год назад
"only language you speak is faaaillluurrreee" 😭
@swagtachiuchiha1501
@swagtachiuchiha1501 Год назад
that hurt yo
@mohammedmadjid1503
@mohammedmadjid1503 Год назад
“We roundhouse kick each other in the face” 💀
@Barthenn
@Barthenn Год назад
Man Chinese people in China need to relax lol with those round house kicks lol
@luizkurtmidoranda65
@luizkurtmidoranda65 Год назад
e
@Certified_prick
@Certified_prick Год назад
💀
@davidwasedits
@davidwasedits Год назад
True considering old china💀
@DragonBlack199
@DragonBlack199 Год назад
What is that shit Shaolin Soccer? 😂
@killbuzzinton
@killbuzzinton Месяц назад
Timmy had ADD and he walked it off 😂 this got me 😂😂
@sleepymorningglory...
@sleepymorningglory... 7 месяцев назад
"The only language you speak is failure" this had me dying 😂
@Bhavya_Acoustica
@Bhavya_Acoustica 11 месяцев назад
That "Thankyou next" was seriously personal😢
@keithonline20
@keithonline20 10 месяцев назад
Counter: "where did i got my ugly from, DAD?! There's two answers, you or mom. Which one Pops?"
@718jef
@718jef 10 месяцев назад
​@@keithonline20Dad: 🩴"I will send you to Jesus"
@ReinigenDieWelt
@ReinigenDieWelt 10 месяцев назад
@@keithonline20that counter sounds like it came from Yt kids. Get off the internet little girl.
@gaminggamer843
@gaminggamer843 10 месяцев назад
Yknow the best comeback is “the only language you speak is failure” “then how you do understand me?”
@powerzebra6464
@powerzebra6464 10 месяцев назад
I like to see them Ariana Grande references
@sfhaar
@sfhaar Год назад
‘Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons’ 💀 Edit: 1k likes? Wow im famous
@wb7551
@wb7551 Год назад
Lmao
@professorkazz1154
@professorkazz1154 Год назад
Ya this one was it.
@KyawKyaw-py4qc
@KyawKyaw-py4qc 20 дней назад
' you look like thank you next ' good me dying😂😂😂
@israfafa5760
@israfafa5760 Год назад
Timmys parents still dissapointed he didn't cure cancer
@danielaramburo7648
@danielaramburo7648 Год назад
Mom: I disown you!!!!! You didn’t make covid vaccine before Pfizer!!!!! We would be billionaires by now!!!!
@LikhiQuicky
@LikhiQuicky Год назад
😲🤩😍 😂😹😹
@natureshade
@natureshade Год назад
Timmy beat cancer without treatment, he’s that impressive
@justbgmi5426
@justbgmi5426 Год назад
As an asian i confirm Timmy is my neighbour
@airofthewild6203
@airofthewild6203 Год назад
Does he play in the 150° Sun in the snow ?😂
@ga1ahad54
@ga1ahad54 Год назад
bro got compared his entire life 💀
@nisu3006
@nisu3006 Год назад
And as an indian i can conform that timmy is that sharma ji 's son 🥲
@TheImperialSoviet
@TheImperialSoviet Год назад
As a full-blooded Asian, I can confirm. You either pass your challenges or pass away.
@Porgboy-official
@Porgboy-official Год назад
I am the 100 like
@byronspears9395
@byronspears9395 Год назад
After watching Shaolin Temple babies practice kung fu. I believe you 🙏🏾
@hasansiddiqui348
@hasansiddiqui348 Год назад
​@@Porgboy-official and i am 1000th like🎉
@romanaazferhussain3770
@romanaazferhussain3770 Год назад
😂
@Porgboy-official
@Porgboy-official Год назад
@@hasansiddiqui348 congrats
@MrReman2u
@MrReman2u 4 месяца назад
LMFAO @ "Had to play in the 150 degree sun, barefoot, in the snow"!!! lmao
@Masked_ice
@Masked_ice Год назад
“Timmy looks like Tom Haaland, you look like thank you, next” 💀😭
@c.........304
@c.........304 Год назад
That was my favorite line right there 😅
@motoinwolf8508
@motoinwolf8508 Год назад
Tom haalaand 💀
@Roby3123
@Roby3123 Год назад
"The only language you speak Is FAILUREEEEE!!!" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!! 💀💀💀
@Justafacebutscaryhahaheheh
@Justafacebutscaryhahaheheh Год назад
*I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!!*
@crazed_idiot
@crazed_idiot Год назад
His dad fr called English the language of failure meanwhile he’s speaking it to
@BRACIAKSERO
@BRACIAKSERO Год назад
He should respond: And Your only language is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! 😂
@Versilly
@Versilly Год назад
"Back in China we used to roundhouse kick each other in the face!" Dumbledore said calmly
@chapmontague-brown5907
@chapmontague-brown5907 Год назад
Very calmly
@humaninexistance
@humaninexistance Год назад
Yep! Calmly 😊
@asperp5874
@asperp5874 Месяц назад
I just love the Asian Dads Accent just to full perfection
@Ari_.3.3.
@Ari_.3.3. Год назад
"the only language you speak is failure" the best insult i've ever heard
@justaloc.846
@justaloc.846 Год назад
You clearly havent heard many then
@codex458
@codex458 Год назад
I felt this one😂
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