HowToBasic Speaks | Cold Ones 

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Thanks for having me on fellas

Thanks for having me on boys

Most enjoyable cold ones of all time. I love this shit. EDIT: I got to the end. Maybe I take it back...

i remember my first experience with a howtobasic video, my mom was yelling at my siblings and i about how to properly wash dishes and she was so fed up she told us she was gonna pull up a video to teach us, and his was the first one that came up, halfway through it looked legit but then he started egging all the dishes and it was the greatest parenting backfire ever☠️☠️

Maxmoefoe interviewing himself

HowToBasic’s first word on RU-vid is “Egg”

Max is interviewing himself, how cute

Why did you’s blurr his face when we know its v sauce

I remember How to basic almost killed chad on deadly twister

Me expecting HowtoBasic sound cool: HowtoBasic: *egg* Me: *nice*

Silly HowToBasic: hides his face although we already know he's Vsauce.

26:30 the way htb says "minekwaft" is really cute for some reason

It’s the perfect cover, since anything4views is the real HowToBasic

HowToBasisc: Egg. Me: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

He said "heaps" instead of "a lot" he's definitely Australian you can't fake that

Seeing howtobasic be the voice of reason is such a trip

Remember when How2Basic threw a pot or tea kettle at Chad's head on the Deadly Twister video and made Chad cry and iDubbz got super fucking pissed

i can't believe michael stevens from vsauce is on cold ones

He's white and Australian; this narrows the search.

These guys actually got avian flu and somehow lived without medication

i feel like this is a crime documentary on youtube and a ex gang member speaks out

I just can't believe he was able to restrain himself from tearing up the studio and throwing any objects within reach at them. They must have tranquilized him.

That camera angle looks like chad and max are about to fight an 8 bit boss

1:13:40 Max legit had me in tears.~

That's 100% Joji making an australian accent with fake dreads.

the subtle editing like this @2:30 makes me love this podcast

2:29 anyone else notice his eyes (chads eyes)

There’s a point towards the end of every video where someone literally flips a switch and Max goes from pretty sober and normal to completely shitfaced and belligerent and it’s hilarious every single time

So... basically what you’re saying is Howtobasic has parents that love and care about him.

“I’m your host anything4view and I’m here with my girlfriend, maxmoefoe”

Maxmoefoe is hilarious when he's drunk

American accent: "How To Basic" Strayan: "owdabaysick"

HowToBasic's voice is messed up from juuling

Htb face reveal should be him getting on google earth and we have to find him

I'm a simple man, I see howtobasic, I press howtobasic

i know hes probably wearing a wig but his hair looks so cool

i really want to see joji on this show man just a crackhead reunion

How To Basic looks literally how I pictured him: Australian

forget area 51, let's raid cold ones hq to see howtobasic's face

11 years and we will still never know the face behind howtobasic

Give Scott a raise, you got such a phenomenal editor.

“I want a big black one” - howtobasic 2019

I love how half of the people that have been on this podcast don’t want to show their face.

Because I watched a fair amount of podcasts here on YT, they stopped feeling like a friends' chat, but this episode not only brought this feeling back, but also somewhat inspired me a little. Cheers, boys :)

I’m ten minutes in and I have yet to see his bare thighs. Wtf guys

That 100% sounds like max with voice distortion on lolol

1:03:14 “George and Ian were sharing the couch” Nice

27:06 haha he kinda freaked out there.

Nice to see part of the cancer crew again. They were the gods of RU-vid.

It's weird that Max is talking to himself this whole podcast

I bet 6ix9ine knows HowToBasic's real identity.

POV: Max and Chad interviewing you for an hour.

i dont know why but i expected him to sound a bit different? even throught the robot speak i expected something else

we all know it's just max chroma'd into the middle of the podcast

For real though, when are you getting Ian and George on the show?

Man this is like the scroll text telling you how everyone's life went after a movie. George: George went on to pursue his passion of making music and became a famous singer. Ian: Ian went on to create a solo career on RU-vid ending up selling pictures of his girlfriend's body to random strangers on the internet for money. Max and Chad: Max and Chad went on and made their own podcast titled "Cold Ones" where they would interview social media stars while indulging in the great taste of alcohol. HowToBasic: How to basic would continue making his style of videos and would keep pursuing a career on RU-vid. In the end they're are all doing their own thing, but sometimes you have to give up friendship to pursue your dreams but their memories arn't lost, instead they are archived on the platform named "RU-vid" for people to also come and reminisce about the people they grew up watching and be entertained by their great content.

I honestly hope we never truly find out who HTB is or what he looks like. Makes it more fun especially with podcasts like this

When the camera switches to HTB's head camera it feels like I'm actually there getting interviewed by the boys and its honestly sick

Everybody gangsta till howtobasic starts talking robot

Must be so weird, going about your daily business, knowing that you play with eggs for a living, and no one knows

This is the only channel I don't skip the ads , that manscape skit was gold.

6 years of youtube. Has never said a single word on video. And the first thing he ever says on video is... *_E G G_*

I assumed that howtobasic was chad for years because I was like “oh, max hangs out with chad all the time. The screaming sounds like him” I didn’t even realize that HowToBasic was hiding his identity. I thought it was public knowledge that he was Chad. Turns out I’m just stupid

*Max* - _sees Chad spit_ ; *That's disgusting!* 😖 *Max's post history* - ( _insert Bruh.mp4_ )

"Do yours family knows that you do all of that?" "Yes" That had me in tears.

26:58 So he's Dolan Dark

Are we just gonna ignore the part where he said he had a dead bird in his house for a week.

I honestly expected like 70 RU-vidrs to say "thanks for having me on" lmao

The Golden Age of edgy RU-vid. Ian, Frank, Chad, Max, and HTB. I remember so many channels tried so hard to do what y'all did, until RU-vid decided to get serious about censorship.

Oh damn, I watched hentai with HowToBasic without realising it.

This is fake, everyone knows that Howtobasic is Michael from VSauce.

1:10:50 LMAO the look Chad and Max gave each other when howtobasic said that he has shat his pants multiple times :DDD

Never clicked on a video faster than this

>White >Dreadlocks (99% sure they're fake) >Slightly gay sounding voice What exactly is this creature?

i think we all want idubbbz on next

18:41 Easily one of my favorite edits of all time.

They just got a bum off the streets and gave him lines to read bruh

"I smell weed" - HTB 2019

this honestly could easily not be HowTobasic

3:15 the glass really said Weeeoooow

Wouldn’t it just be truly meta if this wasn’t even how to basic and just some random guy pretending. The mystery thickens...

I like how you gave him DrDisrespect hair to throw everyone off

Imagine Eric andre on cold ones

1:17:11 HTB say: Max no... That's strange because HTB is the dude who destroys everything and now say to Max that he need to chill.

Watching 3 adult men get drunk off cruisers, this is a sad day for all Australians

27:45 forgot to blur one ball

I wished that they made the guy with the wig make noises that howtobasic makes to prove it’s actually him

Deadly twister 2: "My ear why did you trow something solid at my ear?!

You guys truly make the best ads. Seriously, they’re my favorite part of your videos

1:14:05 This timestamp is for my own amusement, but feel free to enjoy it yourselves. Edit: This thread is a masterpiece. I am SO proud of this community.

The most anticipated episodes to date

December has always been bad for YT uploads for HTB, Thanks for showing me *how to make kimchi* .

I've been waiting for this one. Well done champs.

Max hits a certain level in his drunkedness where he flat out changes personalities LOL

"Im fat" HTB: "Thats true"

Randomly paused at 43:13 just to make steamy eye contact with Chad... 10/10

If you get Shane Dawson on here, it would be weirder than howtobasic talking.

On the topic of keeping stuff they remove from you during surgery, I had my appendix removed as a teen and they told me I’d get to keep it and I never got it bro they stole my appendix and I’m still pissed

When they started talking about filming with Joji I started getting depressed. I miss those days...