Human Boil Ted Cruz Starts Trouble with Jimmy Kimmel Again

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Jimmy once again found himself in a squabble with Ted Cruz on Twitter last night, Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new law that would fine social media companies for permanently removing anyone who is running for office in Florida, Trump has a new ad on Newsmax begging for cash, Republicans in Congress finally came out against Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Holocaust comments, the Fox 4 News team in Dallas is the winner of our “Excellence in Reporting” award, California is currently experiencing a “Baby Bust,” and we look back a year ago this week for a new installment of “This Week in COVID History.”
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@ArmyStich 3 года назад

As someone who lives in TX hopefully we vote him out.

@laurayoung7862 3 года назад

McKinney TX here. I agree with you!

@nathancasebeer4005 3 года назад

Austin TX, I'm in

@jackiesomoza5842 3 года назад

Dallas here. We were close with beto! I hope he runs again

@edwardndriskoll 3 года назад

HTX baby.

@unbeatable750 3 года назад

Arlington here, Greg Abbot gotta go too!

@linorful 3 года назад

Florida needs a new governor

@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493 3 года назад

agreed. cant imagine how they dont feel shame

@xominousowlx6959 3 года назад

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda On the direction of the changing world with more land base ice melting into ocean because of human consumption of fossil fuels and Co2. Yeah, Florida is going to be gone in this century.

@ruthharris123 2 года назад

I am born and raised floridian and I cant wait to vote DeSantis out

@SWHBOYCE 2 года назад

...Happy voting !!! ; I would be careful , too many tricks in the past down 'der though . "W "s run in 2000 , or was it "H "s run , can't remember . Do the resident's of Florida have solar power devices down there yet ? ( if not ; ever wonder why ? )Good luck !!

@RankinMsP 2 года назад

Please. Please. Please. We can't beg you enough to send DeSantis packing in disgrace!

@davidwoods7408 2 года назад

My question is...who the hell voted him in??

@SWHBOYCE 2 года назад

@@davidwoods7408 ...Florida politics..careful they've long been ' 'crooked 'The GOP seems to embrace any method of getting their people into office , except running a legitimate , straight forward election ,'cuz they know no one in their right mind would vote for their policies .

@davidwoods7408 2 года назад

@@SWHBOYCE Thank you. I did wonder about the demographics of Florida. Whats the literacy level there?

@MsWarriordiva 2 года назад

Did you notice the guys behind DeSantis who were laughing when he said this is for "all Floridians"??!! Even his own goons know better!!!!

@bruiz5240 3 года назад

Set crusty Cruz straight Jimmy👏🙋💖

@lillyanderson3623 3 года назад

@@CalebAdams2002 No, you are for making a comment like that on a show you're not forced to watch.

@user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 года назад

"Send your money" because I'm absolutely broke and I don't want to go to prison. Donald Dump

@yallianamelia634 3 года назад

W:h:at:s:A:p:p..Me ‪+1 :8:7:8:2:2:6:2:5:0:7‬

@ralphburns6659 3 года назад

JUST 49 CENTS A DAY COULD HELP KEEP AN OLD MAN OUT OF PRISON!

@jsd858 2 года назад

PS, The Orange Orangutan!

@missyreed1804 2 года назад

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but how broke is broke to Trump.

@ShaithMaster 2 года назад

Tronald Dump

@threeeyedfish4363 2 года назад

Human boil... That is so Ted Cruz. Thank you, Jimmy.

@evahicks4762 2 года назад

I 👍 agree

@zanealberto7741 2 года назад

AMEN!!!!👍👊Zane

@pete5819 2 года назад

Let's go Brandon!

@victordecastro7221 2 года назад

_ Cancun cruz found lower in the rear and needs to be slapped with some "H" ❗

@madeleineprice9645 2 года назад

@@pete5819 Shut up, tedious troll….

@lisachaput2952 2 года назад

Never mess with comedians!😁

@cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059 2 года назад

We can still slap them though, right?

@marymorales9395 2 года назад

Ted has done more for TX s ,than you have . Jimmy.

@wirefeed3419 2 года назад

@@marymorales9395 Yes absolutely in the form of embarrassment, you are correct.

@garylambert4452 2 года назад

@@marymorales9395 Ted sucks

@warrenhfrye5218 2 года назад

@@marymorales9395 Did you mean to say TO Texas?

@pierrebibeau9861 3 года назад

By God, DeSantis is a first-class clown. Unbelievable.

@richardhartman5032 3 года назад

No need to be jealous of the man, because he governs like a boss!!!!

@Pepe-em9gj 3 года назад

@@richardhartman5032 Sure Jan 🙄 How about DeSatan is a beta male kissing a fake billionaire's wide orange a$$

@beckv8526 3 года назад

@@richardhartman5032 In Cancun!

@mxmurphy 3 года назад

@@richardhartman5032 boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????

@koleyw932 3 года назад

@@richardhartman5032 A mafia boss, that is.

@Jackd-lz2hn 3 года назад

Did she forget she was going to a courtroom. She dressed like she was going to a club to pick up a guy.

@lillyanderson3623 3 года назад

She's such a low life.

@ferox965 3 года назад

No amount of possible fun crazy is worth putting a letter in that mailbox.

@evaadams8298 3 года назад

I think she looks like she’s going to Walmart.... She is sooo awful!

@Jackd-lz2hn 3 года назад

😂

@anonimothy5979 3 года назад

Club Walmart? Lol

@patriciawright8786 2 года назад

LOL! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I have only gotten to where Kimmel answers Ted's first text. HA HA! Why would you be so stupid to keep annoying a professional comedian? LOL! I can see how furious he must have gotten.

@lydialebron8293 2 года назад

I told him move on and you keep sending me texts

@hectormacias3495 3 года назад

A few months ago Panocha Cruz and his family walked in to Carrabba's on Kirby and half the place booed him. It was sooo satisfying. They must be used to it cauae they sat and had dinner.

@livetime5815 3 года назад

"Human Boil Ted Cruz." That is so not right! Get rid of the Human part.

@SLAYERSWINE1 3 года назад

Brilliant comment. But he is so foul I bet hungry cannibals would not touch him when he is done cooking.

@firestream93 3 года назад

As opposed to someone like Kimmel?

@linda1lee2 3 года назад

@@SLAYERSWINE1 Too fatty. He's got a very protruding belly like Trump.

@andywelsh3031 3 года назад

"Human Boil Ted Cruz " lol 😂

@georgesbrodeur9608 3 года назад

@@firestream93 Jimmy Kimmel got you here.

@davidlickiss1609 3 года назад

You know what's really gross... MTG is a mother. She is raising kids! Lord help us and those poor children

@Mibbitmaker 3 года назад

They'll probably end up like Uday and Qusay Trump and their sister Complicity (thank you, SNL)

@ferox965 3 года назад

@@Mibbitmaker MTG is definitely capable of flying planes into buildings.

@michelekett8450 3 года назад

She doesn’t seem to spend much time with, so they may get a break?

@markstevens1729 3 года назад

Future mass-casualty suspects.

@gunhedd5375 3 года назад

CPS might want to pay Leatherface a home visit. She really should not have procreated.

@followsuittrading Год назад

I love how politically charged he has become. He doesn't give AF and he tells it how it is 🤘

@TrishBenedict 2 года назад

This is why they hate us. They just don’t have the biting wit and satire on their side. Nicely played, Jimmy! I saw it when it was current and I had to watch it again because it’s so darn funny.

@evaadams8298 2 года назад

Trish, that is exactly correct! The Republicans wouldn’t know biting wit or satire if they fell over it! Jimmy is hilarious 😂 🤣😂🤣

@Nemesis-pe7mw 2 года назад

Now only if Americans, including the side you're talking of, would learn to direct the satire at themselves. It's so darn funny how incapable you are (Americans as a culture, not you specifically, I have to little info to make that determination) of self reflection and how quick you are to point to the other side...

@TrishBenedict 2 года назад

@@Nemesis-pe7mw i’m not quite sure if you’re being critical of me or not, but I’ll tell you that I direct satire at myself all the time. That’s how I get through things. And I am always the first one to point out my own hypocrisies. Or at least I try to. But Americans - as a culture - certainly deserve a whole lotta opprobrium. Maybe the last truly great thing we did was the Berlin Airlift. I think of Aaron Sorkin as our moral compass of how great we could be. But we’re bogged down by Puritans. We were founded by religious zealots and we’re still controlled by them. They’re ruthless and self-righteous. For me nothing is worth compromising my values, but for them the ends justify the means and they’re willing to look the other way and ignore moral values. “Christians “? I think not.

@jeanhendersonharley3228 4 дня назад

Right

@jeanhendersonharley3228 4 дня назад

@evaadams8298 😂😂😂😂😂 true

@Tiffany-vj1tv 3 года назад

I feel bad for Marjorie Taylor Greens kids and I wouldn't want that lunatic teaching anyone anything!

@mikiohirata9627 3 года назад

Remember movie Carrie ? and her mom ?

@sanders555 3 года назад

She procreated? That's terrifying.

@markfairbanks3533 3 года назад

How high on meth must her boyfriend have been to tap that. I just vomited in my mouth thinking of that.

@4realfran 3 года назад

@@markfairbanks3533 surprisingly she has a husband and 3 kids. Btw she cheated on him with her personal trainer and was caught. I think the guy is scared to leave because of what she might do to the kids. Very disgusting woman.

@markfairbanks3533 3 года назад

@@4realfran i know she is married, but like many married men what they are married to now, is not what they walked down the isle. I'm assuming he has stopped being with her physically a long time ago and is still there to protect the kids, even though they may not be his. I know she has stepped out of the marriage and those are the guys I am referring to. I'd personally choose to put my manhood into a rusty meat grinder that has an occasional electrical short set to the slowest setting while i stand in a bucket of scalding water before entering that nut. Remember guys, never nut in a nut..

@joredor994 3 года назад

She doesnt need a statue of Satan, just a mirror.

@nakedreef 3 года назад

:) Priceless!

@ceterisparabus 3 года назад

You must be referring to the mighty CH .

@stephenjacks8196 3 года назад

She (her hubby) bought a gym club so she could watch herself flex in the giant mirrors.

@ayadali9112 3 года назад

😮😮😮

@Lhawk2107 3 года назад

@@stephenjacks8196 that being true is like WAW!!!!

@carolewenman4558 2 года назад

After a a shitty day,you have made me laugh , so thank you Jimmy,

@mdoy5667 2 года назад

you will have a lot of shitty days Thanks Joebama Live what you reap

@williamcashcash5078 2 года назад

Not much makes you laugh if you think he's funny

@dollyadams6931 2 года назад

Amen to that remarks we can use a big laugh I love ❣️❤️❣️ Jimmy ....

@aufait- 2 года назад

I have such a hard time believing that someone would give a "billionaire" money. Doesn't it give them pause to think that maybe he isn't a "billionaire" after all. Or that he is using them for free money? I don't get it. They must be really stupid.

@myliver9149 2 года назад

So you don't understand politics at all then? Democrats raise new record amounts EVERY campaign cycle. Not aware of that? But please, continue to post your uneducated baseless thoughts. You all do.

@jacksparrowismydaddy 2 года назад

they want favors and kickbacks so they give gifts in the form of money that isn't theirs to friends. as George Carlin said, its a big club and we anit in it.

@Damremont18 2 года назад

@@myliver9149 Trump’s not raising money for anyone other than himself.

@larrysmac 2 года назад

@@myliver9149 WAH WAH WAH! Give it up with the false equivalencies already.

@herzkine 2 года назад

Simple: they are

@tophers3756 3 года назад

Why do people, especially right-wing politicians, take on professional comedians. You're gonna get smeared.

@FrayJaeBen 3 года назад

Yes! They Are Professional Roasters!! LMAO! 😭😂😂😭🤣😅💯

@australien6611 3 года назад

wouldn't it be cool to have a team of writers behind you and 24hrs notice to have the perfect comeback every time. My life would be very different 😉

@justagirlsd3000 3 года назад

Shmeared like Cruz’s face

@doneachus6780 3 года назад

Ego. Pure and simple. They get used to having everybody around them agreeing with them. They end up thinking they're the cleverest in the room. Good to see them smeared with their own words.

@JerseyNYC83 3 года назад

@@australien6611 Jimmy tweeted back at him before the show-you tried! 😂

@sirdrakey 3 года назад

I live in Florida and I agree with Jimmy!

@michaeleasler5249 2 года назад

Jimmy should be campaign manager for the dems! Just brutal - and hilariously true.

@Alexander-rq9he 2 года назад

Love how she stopped picking up all the dog poop in the backyard to make it over to the council meeting..Whew..just in time! 😅

@jessicajewell709 3 года назад

Human boil?!?! I'm dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@merryhunt9153 3 года назад

At 8:10. I can't believe Marjorie Greene addressing a city council in short shorts and flipflops. That is just plain low class.

@peterpiper7441 3 года назад

She's waiting for someone to say, 'Hey you sexy!'

@cynthiahernandez3598 3 года назад

she is GROSS

@StudeSteve62 3 года назад

Marjorie Trailer Greene...

@Camey71073 3 года назад

Omg😱 someone else felt that way!!!!

@pinkpriss 3 года назад

You should see the food-stained pajamas and slippers she wears to Walmart and casinos.

@stranraerwal 2 года назад

how elegantly she presents herself to the council meeting.

@luga718 Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@KALIMAN-jl8de 2 года назад

Man... I'm not going to Florida anymore... I've had enough of them.

@sct4040 2 года назад

I did not go to DC during the whole Trump period.

@KALIMAN-jl8de 2 года назад

@@sct4040 hello buddy... how are you? I understand exactly what you're talking about... I've been to DC twice... first, during the Obama administration and then during that dude's term. And I'll tell you what... the second time around, even the energy was heavy, there were times when it was even hard to breath.

@NewMessage 3 года назад

That is a viscous slander of boils.

@LHarrolle 3 года назад

"Send the billionaire your money, dummies". LMAO!

@anderjpoo 3 года назад

sad part? millions will

@unicornbeliver517 3 года назад

Not a politician,there after us not him wake up

@williamhvx 3 года назад

I want the link of that add lol

@unicornbeliver517 3 года назад

Like 100 million,don't forget all the votes they threw in the trash

@minneyruth 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 that killed me

@sylvia9675 3 года назад

Love Jimmy Kimmel ❤

@thereseduran7377 2 года назад

I watched that game and man was it humiliating and Jimmy was a damn good sport about it.

@FixNewsPlease 3 года назад

"Human boil!" 🤣😂 I love you Jimmy.

@australien6611 3 года назад

anyone who wears shorts to court should be dismissed on the spot

@breakmylegs7294 3 года назад

The ding bat thinks she's sexy she wants to try to engage in more extra marital affairs the number stands at 4 she's a piece of work

@annemettefrederiksen7751 3 года назад

I agree with the statue issue,but for crying out loud , knowing that she would probably take down every thing she disagrees with (paintings,statues ect)just makes her reveal how hippocritic she is.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад

nice pfp and username love from Brissy also - yup. Courts (not so sure about city council meetings, but it's a formal proceeding so I expect the principle still applies) don't tend to take ANY show of disrespect too well - that includes dress (particularly when the person in question has adequate means - I mean even the poorest people standing up in court will go to considerable lengths to pull together a reasonably neat and sober ensemble... she just has no excuse smh)

@TampaDave 2 года назад

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 -- being ignorant trailer trash is not an excuse?

@ferretfriend5458 2 года назад

Judge Judy would make her leave... And just to add this woman is crazy 🤪🤪🤪🤪

@theresedignard4267 2 года назад

Love your getting under any crazy Right Winger like Crazy Cruz. Keep up the good work.

@Saphah_Media 2 года назад

Guillermo would be hilarious if he were a comedian. Somebody get him the Steve Martin Master Class on comedy--puleeze.

@SWHBOYCE 2 года назад

Broad Topix is what you need ; Kim Congdon and Alex Scarlato " Get a hold up y'all get a hold up ..."

@nicolastutor 3 года назад

Jimmy's strength is as the strength of ten. Because his heart is pure.

@nicolastutor 3 года назад

thanks for including "sir" in quotes. I'm glad you don't make assumptions about my gender! My sister is a Sara, no H. Good for you "miss!"

@JeremyToh 3 года назад

Comedians are fearless... Never pick a fight with a Comedian.

@michaelpipkin9942 3 года назад

Yeah, it's suicide. Imagine if George Carlin was on Twitter...

@scotchbarrel4429 3 года назад

Has Jimmy responded to Hannitys criticism? Ive been looking forward to that video.

@henrylawson430 3 года назад

There is nothing fearless about Kimmel, he is a corporate stooge.

@blackcandyish 3 года назад

They don't lose

@pureblooded7343 3 года назад

🤬 Kimmel! He doesn't scared anyone!

@josegarcia-ni4sj 2 года назад

a breath of fresh air in an insane world.......thank you for what you do........

@FinnandMaxsMom 2 года назад

"Human Boil Ted Cruz" - priceless!

@eltorocal 2 года назад

Lyin' Led Curse

@RugNug 3 года назад

If I was the CEO of Twitter, I would say fine. No more Twitter in Florida.

@msoperator510 3 года назад

DeSatan, w/his diarrhea of the mouth, "When you deplatform the POTUS, but you allow Ayatollah Ho-mein-knee,...talk about killing Jews" What a loser.

@ill_iill_llname7652 3 года назад

Bye. Texas and Georgia next?

@AndrewVelonis 3 года назад

Did you notice the two guys on the right when the governor was explaining that the bill was for the benefit of all Floridians?

@Cimmerian415 3 года назад

So you're ok with big tech censorship?

@IlDeimos 3 года назад

Who cares about Twitter anyway, or Facebook? The world would be better off without Twitter and Facebook.

@sandyheyse1093 3 года назад

Oh Jimmy! You always crack me up! I love watching your monologues especially when it involves Cheeto and his embicilic followers!

@robertcastaneda8978 2 года назад

Love the part of his commercial send your money to me lol 😆 yeah right not getting my money

@susanbettencourt8958 2 года назад

Jimmy you make my day 💙 never stop ✋️

@SamukelisoNgobese 3 года назад

"Listen, do not teach about slavery! Also, do not take down statue we need to remember our history." said a hypocrite.

@harlybarintnall85 3 года назад

Love Jimmy!

@fancynancy6330 2 года назад

Awesome. Jimmy you are brilliant.

@palmereldritch7777 2 года назад

Oh, Jimmy, this was vicious. Love it !

@equalityforall8418 3 года назад

Ouiser Boudreaux (Shirley MacLaine-Steel Magnolias): "He is a boil on the butt of humanity!"

@jamesturner2126 3 года назад

7:45 Marjorie Taylor Greene can not read. She needs statues to learn about history. 🤷‍♂️

@lk4871 2 года назад

Thank you for showing 12 months ago. This is the only way to remind people, including myself

@wrinkleypinkley 2 года назад

I love it when Jimmy's voice cracks; when he's talking, suddenly it goes up ^^^ on some certain syllable.

@stephanie5249 3 года назад

A lot of people are a bit embarrassed by their parents... but an we just have a moment of silence for Ted Cruz’s kids. 😬 That has to be absolutely mortifying. Dude makes ME feel second hand embarrassment

@candicemonique5927 3 года назад

Most think Trump's kids should be embarrassed, but they're just like him, so. 🤷🏽‍♀️

@livewiiiiire 3 года назад

@@candicemonique5927 we're all embarrassed enough for them I guess

@greyson3421 3 года назад

*That’s how us Texans with morals feel bro.*

@sunshine3914 3 года назад

Fled’s kids may have the smarts to disown clown. But MTG’s.... I see them having their own TLC show & topping the Palin’s

@lucky14cricket56 3 года назад

@@sunshine3914 haha of course it would be TLC. They have the best freakshows on earth.

@robinhomana3142 3 года назад

So proud of you , jimmy. Make em suffering more and more. God bless you 🙏

@lydialebron8293 2 года назад

I'm reading please move on thank you

@gigisasz4580 2 года назад

Yes.. butt Ted Cruse “the human boil” makes all of us suffer pain from his stupidity and brazen evil coldness toward ‘we the people!’ Get rid of that clown 🤡 too!! All GOP are killing off ‘We The People’ for their own selfish $$ gains. It’s so in your face and clear!! Vote True Blue.. minus Two-faced Manchin!!

@Nemesis-pe7mw 2 года назад

Em I think you missed the point of religion if you're blessing someone for making someone else suffer. I though we were past that when religion outgrew withc burnings...

@davidallen3895 2 года назад

“Yea!! Make ‘em suffer jimmy!! God isn’t on your side nor does he exist, but do you dem, do you!!

@calliecooke1817 2 года назад

Reminds me of the famous exchange between Lady Astor and William Churchill. "Sir Winston, you're drunk." "Yes Lady Astor, but you're ugly, and I'll be sober tomorrow."

@debwest7816 2 года назад

Kimmel is great ! I am laughing ti tears.

@hippiedachshunds1632 3 года назад

Does this headline actually call my senator a "human boil"? Well done, headline writer, well done.

@richardcharlesworth2020 2 года назад

Another Texan here in agreement

@lorianngrilley-jamroz7631 2 года назад

VERY WELL DONE!! 👏 👏 👏 👏

@lorianngrilley-jamroz7631 2 года назад

Others in Congress call him worse, in fact, he's literally been called "Lucifer himself"....listen to other people besides SUX" NEWS! (I would have rather put an F)☆-than S

@barbaraharrison3014 2 года назад

That's really funny

@lets-learn-to-DIY 2 года назад

He is a gross boil!!!

@MAYK1NG 3 года назад

I LIVE for these monologs! They cheer me the hell up when I have to hear about any of these slimeballs.

@thegameisafoot3801 2 года назад

"Human boil"... No two words were ever so appropriately paired. Kudos!

@mk-lk7gi 2 года назад

Cheeto in Chief, Mar-A-Lardo, Weasel News ... damn ... your writers nailed it again Amazin'

@kevinbwillson4161 3 года назад

Thanks again for saying what needs to be said allowing us to laugh at some really sad sick people. Your the Man

@fostecc 2 года назад

It's you're the man.

@madeleineprice9645 2 года назад

@@fostecc Thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰!

@billf7062 3 года назад

God bless you Jimmy! Keep exposing the hypocrites and lunatics with good humor!

@championette.. 2 года назад

Word! 💯

@meridithgreen4873 2 года назад

Agree with you Kimmel 💯% Spot on as always!

@SWHBOYCE 2 года назад

@@championette.. I agree , Championette !!!!

@SWHBOYCE 2 года назад

@@meridithgreen4873 And funny too !!! , welll , you gotta be these days , don't ya think ?

@championette.. 2 года назад

@S.W.H. BOYCE Haha... you know it!! 😉

@rona4444 2 года назад

Thank you Jimmy.

@eltonparks659 2 года назад

Too funny! That desantos guy was hilarious; glad he's in florida.

@daveetcetera7952 3 года назад

Jimmy hit it out of the park with this monolog.

@jcesarbtorres6006 3 года назад

You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

@vancleave100 2 года назад

I don't think Kimmel believes in god sorry

@MAD-kk4lh 2 года назад

Cruz is my hero

@robertlee8042 2 года назад

Jimmy. You are wonderful.

@hawaiifishguy 2 года назад

Hand to God I swear I was thinking in my mind grandpa Munster just 2 seconds before it came out of your mouth.

@Leonaza7 3 года назад

I’m with Kimmel in his opinions on Cruz and then some !

@jaddlawand2358 3 года назад

Jadd J.A.D.D. Jadd I completely agree with you. I can't stand Trump, Cruz or anyone like them.

@ronathanjonathan257 3 года назад

It’s storming in Texas tonight and we’re all hoping he runs back to Mexico.

@CasualGamerGameplay 3 года назад

I'm not an American, I'm a European and yet this man(Ted Cruz) annoys and infuriates the crap out of me an entire Atlantic Ocean away,i can only imagine what's it like for you

@andywelsh3031 3 года назад

Me too

@amramjose 3 года назад

I think of him as Ted "la cucaracha" Cruz or Ted "fidel castro" Cruz...=))

@Xav1298 3 года назад

Statues to learn about history? Read a book smh

@maureenkarkos9882 2 года назад

I I’m born and raised in Florida. Sadly you are correct.🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

@andregreen2442 2 года назад

You are the man Jimmy

@dyskelia 3 года назад

‘He was Trump’s Theon Greyjoy’ DYING 🤩

@stephaniec9539 3 года назад

Dying at it

@edwardndriskoll 3 года назад

Factz

@lebar173 3 года назад

Na he's that lanister cousin that dies from wild fire

@chriskelly3481 3 года назад

Reek

@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493 3 года назад

nailed it

@AndrewVelonis 3 года назад

She wears shorts to a City Council meeting? I believe the term is "ratchet".

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад

She looked like she'd just walked in after a bit of gardening :-D

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda Well, that's just, like, your opinion, ma'am... ;-)

@effyleven 3 года назад

I am amazed she let ANYBODY see the backs of those thighs! Yeuch!

@vuksgitau 3 года назад

The ratchetest if that's a word.

@jeanhendersonharley3228 4 дня назад

Totally aggree

@mikewalsh2643 2 года назад

JIME KIMMEL..."A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND"

@operator0017 3 года назад

"He always says the white thing " 🤣 you'er the man Jimmy 🤙🏽

@leapingkitties 3 года назад

Grifters gotta grift. Cheato has no class.

@ilenesykes3686 Год назад

Love you Jimmy!

@triciac1019 2 года назад

Funny how they all cheered when they all should have known the Ayatolla has been dead for quite awhile. Must have flipped on the applause sign to tell them when to applaud.

@thisistheaccountname 3 года назад

Make sure y'all are voting in your local, state, and presidential elections.

@terrystevens3998 3 года назад

And school boards..they are all about taking over schools now a days...sooooo many Karens

@ariaaustin 3 года назад

This! 🙌🏽

@whyputaname 3 года назад

Ohh I am👍👍

@BeegYoshi24 3 года назад

Oh I will! Republican ticket all the way! You libs enjoy the critical race theory)!

@geraltrivia6148 3 года назад

@@BeegYoshi24 We will! Along with critical thinking!

@shahinshobeiri5871 3 года назад

I love your comments on Cruz and disantis you are our voice

@bluezinnia847 2 года назад

Love it, Jimmy!

@garnetbanua 2 года назад

thank you jimmy

@madelineschultz4968 3 года назад

Marjorie has the intellectual curiosity of a rock.

@phillipridgway8317 3 года назад

Actually, I think the rock wins!

@svilenvasilev3819 3 года назад

She also looks like if the Barbie company made a scarecrow edition 👌

@dickdastardly8883 3 года назад

Don't you go maligning the rock!!

@urtrashgarbage2402 3 года назад

i raq

@dannydanielson3707 3 года назад

No your tell lie vision tells you what to believe and the Lie is what you do believe. Biden in No way got 81+ million votes! He couldnt even get 50 people in his satanic circles. Not can be get a court to watch any of his most brilliant speeches! . He just commented to a little girl how she looked 19 with her hair and legs crossed when licking his chops! Your backing a sicko there.. Also audits are coming to a city near you. Audits are coming everywhere! Soon you will know you got Plaaayed!

@cc-cc4499 3 года назад

The moral lesson: don't even try to roast a comedian

@smiller2044 3 года назад

@Harry Orchard guess even idiots draw a crowd. . .

@jaredfinley4986 3 года назад

@@smiller2044 they always have, other idiots

@jaredfinley4986 3 года назад

@Harry Orchard hes such a tool

@cc-cc4499 3 года назад

@Harry Orchard lol feel free to tell him that, and see what would happen

@TedsHoldOver 2 года назад

"He [Cruz] was Trump's Theon Greyjoy." 🎯

@jodihamilton9053 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the analogy.

@jodihamilton9053 2 года назад

Bwhaaaaabwhaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@caliguy1260 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🍼🍼😢

@psygn0sis 29 дней назад

Kimmel was Epstein's pool boy.

@jeanneratterman 2 года назад

Whoever does the narration of Covid History, makes me chuckle every time. Great voice! 😆👍

@QuarrellaDeVil Год назад

That sure sounds like Mr. Peabody from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends.

@annek1226 3 года назад

So the guy who claims to be a billionaire is trolling for cash donations??

@peterpiper7441 3 года назад

He's basically left with 'send me your money!' just like a televangelist.

@victordecastro7221 2 года назад

_ it is gonna need that jet when it flees/flies to that wannabe💀czar💀vlad💀putin💀 for political asylum - rush your money in trumpees ❗❓❗

@nancydemoss608 2 года назад

@@peterpiper7441 Just like all of the televangelists.

@keithfriedman 2 года назад

Yes nobody in the Democrat Party has to Troll for money because, between Soros and Zuckerberg they're siphoning in Billions of Dollars every voting cycle.

@thomascattington1660 2 года назад

Well, ya gotta have lots and lots of "faith" to believe any of these Maggots. (And few, few brain cells.)

@kimp428 3 года назад

When Marjorie Taylor Greene speaks, she just takes ALL of the air out of the room. Why exactly does she get ANY airtime?

@kimp428 3 года назад

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda Indeed!

@jamesfranksain3227 3 года назад

Because if they don't give her airtime she'll start demanding to speak to the manager and it will turn into a whole thing.

@kimp428 3 года назад

@@jamesfranksain3227 ha ha ... fun answer!

@jamesfranksain3227 3 года назад

@@kimp428 I know. I'm so original. Don't know how I do it. Lol jk

@gladtravis 3 года назад

To show what the Republican Party has become.

@krs5115 Год назад

Thank you jimmy Iove it

@hestergreen2031 Год назад

Jimmy Kimmel is a smart cookie. He can hold his own.

@bruhmann6264 3 года назад

Kimmel, it's not fair having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

@mareezy 3 года назад

Lol this whole segment was freaking awesome. Can't say it enough. Jimmy, your writers are ON FIRE

@nikolaipersad4098 2 года назад

THIS!!

@FirstLast-ej1hn Год назад

he doesn't want to serve America. he wants to help rule the world.

@timothyhopper8804 2 года назад

Human Boil!! Perfect description of that sleaze bag Cruz 😂😂😂😂

@nononsense7615 3 года назад

*“Anyway, Florida is that toilet seat”* Best quote of 2021 thus far!

@celinehary3222 3 года назад

Floriduh!

@krissifaith6709 3 года назад

Ironically NY and Cali flocking to the Sunshine State...

@celinehary3222 3 года назад

@@krissifaith6709 We're trying to save it and taking the "DUH" out of Floriduh.

@silverprad 3 года назад

why is he saying swastika a horrible thing?

@krotchlickmeugh627 3 года назад

@@celinehary3222 lmfao more like ruin it. California and new york are cesspool i should know i lived in both and currently live in california.

@ethannilsson9638 3 года назад

Someone needs to remind Ms Greene that STATUES AREN'T HOW YOU REMEMBER HISTORY, THAT'S WHAT BOOKS ARE FOR.

@yamilsanchez2081 3 года назад

Silly you, she wouldn’t read.

@markfeland2285 3 года назад

Those nutjobs think books are for burning

@ferretfriend5458 2 года назад

Do you think she can actually read... Doubtful

@maevematthee4312 Год назад

This week in covid history is my favorite!

@ronaldevans9043 2 года назад

Human boil ha ha. Perfect, there are so many of them now.

@Wanda_RSA 3 года назад

My favourite Jimmy