Image: picrew.me/ja/i... Merch: teespring.com/... Commission Info: fakeasmr.tumbl... Script: Commissioned by Johnny Rocket Listener: Neutral (Dragon) Imagine being an offering smh couldn't be me
Fake: I think it’s great that the listener gets to be a dragon Me: yeah! I’ve always wanted to dream of becoming a fantasy apex predator Fake: you get to pretend you’re rich Me:… that too.
First a giant, and now a dragon? I'm starting to like these powerful listener ideas. I wish I knew where to find more audios like this. This is awesome!
I don’t know what it is about it, but I especially enjoyed the voice work on this one. I think you sound pretty much exactly what I imagined the picrew in the thumbnail sounding like
what was shown, start of what could be a real cute dynamic. what wasent shown, the dragon giving several hour long historical speeches for the significance of each treasure. place of origin, use of item, cultural significance, and how it was acquired. in total this lasted for 9 hours before her stomach stopped the dragon's introduction of her fellow treasures. :p
That was magnificent! Thank you for the video. Well written and very well performed with the last line after the story prompting an actual laugh out loud with some volume. Thank you!
My mind immediately went to the logistical issues of this. How is the dragon gonna provide you with food and water? Also, is he prepared to take care of things like where will you sleep? Where will you defecate? How will you bathe? What do you do if the human gets sick?
Honestly i like thr idea of dragon listener or speaker that just wants to left alone but is dealing with a annoying uninvited guess they can't kill the intruder because killing them would just mean a large group of people with pointy sticks would annoy the dragon.
I'm gonna be honest, the most I'd ask for as an offering of peace is small, shiny trinkets I can play with and please my crow/dragon brain with. Anything else is nice, but not required. Then again, I am not by any means a large dragon, maybe able to fit on a Queen size bed comfortably while taking up most of it.
*The wyvern would lift her head and look towards the voice that had entered the cave she had decided to hold up in while it was raining. Sure she would travel through it, but due to being a Soul Seer, she was blind. Mostly using her hearing and her nose to find her way around. She had just lost her clutch to another female who has scared her and mamed her. She was growling and would snap her jaws before sniffing this intruder when she got her ether under her tail or under a crimson claw.*
Considering the details, this feels like if Smaug wanted a pet and someone at Laketown was offered as one. All I could think of this entire video was how would Smaug from the Hobbit movies sound when laughing.
I'm definitely not a big, red, bad dragon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) There's no space for bad dragons in that cave. Now excuse me, my human pet is kinda moody after they discovered that my soviet TV doesn't have a HDMI connector for their Xbox and they don't deliver a SCART to HDMI adapter to my house after I (deadly) roasted that one amazon driver. I mean, it wasn't my fault that he had some fake Adidas shoes and it wasn't my fault that he drowned in his own tears.
Humans won't be worth the trouble for dragons, think about it dragons are HUGE so they'll need a lot of calories to sustain themselves and they'd waste calories more calories rather than gaining them by chasing humans they'd want something a lot bigger and slower and a easier target that's just common knowledge
Yeah, you see, all this started back then I was a kid. I was playing hooky one day, and then, suddenly, everyone around me started turning into crystal. Now I have lots of gems, and I'm looking for a new dragonfly companion... You'll do.