HUNT DOWN FREE MAN 2 

*DO. NOT. I REPEAT. DO. HARM. HER.*

All this so Freeman can play on easy mode.

“What is point for moint?” Grade A writing there

“Monster needs be alone to kill other monster!” The most profound line in fiction since “I need to kill fast and bullets too slow.”

There are people saying that this makes more sense than _Hunt Down the Freeman,_ and they're not completely wrong. Ludicrous as it is, this actually _fixes plot holes, fills in missing information, adds details, and improves characterization_ compared to the original fucking game. It tells you that seventeen years have passed. It explains what Mitchell and his army have been doing for the past two decades. It tells us that Mitchell's soldiers are loyal to him and look up to him, and gives good reasons why they do. It gives Mitchell an _actual_ reason to honour the deal with G-Man despite not caring about his original reasons for making it. It gives Mitchell some actual internal conflict about fighting the Resistance. It explains why Mitchell briefly continued to trust Adam after he killed Sasha. It explains why Mitchell knew about the _Borealis._ _Hunt Down the Freeman_ lacked all of these things - that's how fucking terrible it is. When a _Half-Life: Full Life Consequences_-style retelling of a game tells your own story better than you do… God help you.

I love how in this version, the main character just straight up gets over having his ass beat by Freeman cause it was literal decades ago

moint pan accomplished more than mitchel. he killed more combine, has a way better look, and is actually a badass

Even on easy mode, Free Man still needed to call for the help of John Freeman in the end.

I was at first confused of why Nick wasn’t in either of the videos but then I remembered that these artworks were meant to showcase the important parts of the story

"What can I do to save world?" *"DAAARGH"* Truth of life right there.

"She was gonna rub me out ya see" - that tone change was perfect

You missed a glaring opportunity to throw in a "Moist Pan".

Ok I found all the different one-time or other names for the different characters Moint Pan: Pt 1: Moint Pan, Mointen Pan, Mpint Pan. PART MORE: Moint Pan, Moiccchhnt Pan, *_M O I N T C U N T_* , Moint an, Moint apn, Muccchnt Pan, Moint Paion, Amnad: Pt 1: Amnad, Amanda, (lol) PART MORE: Amda, Adna, Clone Master Pt 1: Clone Master, Cone man. PART MORE: Clon man, Clonay/Cloné man, Clon, Closom, Cosom, Cloon man Daught: Pt 1: Daught PART MORE: Dachhcter, Dachter, Cloan's Dagter, Dagter Free man: Pt 1: Gordan Freeman, Gordan, the Free Man. PART MORE: Free Man, Fre Man G-man Pt 1: G-man, PART MORE: G-man, Gaman I have no idea why I did this.

last oldest trick in book under your nose whole time

Nice

I love how you can tell the VAs are trying not to laugh at certain parts

4:41 That fucking "Yes" sign made out of Soldiers is a fucking masterpiece .

"Moit Pan is worse than my shoe!" - Dr. Breen, 2018.

This is a vastly superior rewrite of the HDTF story. I really hope someone would adapt a more serious version of this into a mod.

"STAHP!" - Eistein Scintist

My favorite part is that IHE's character was so unimportant that they just removed him.

This does make more sense than the actually game. 12:55 That actually happened.

Oh man, every now and then i come back to this video, sill a good laugh.

This feels like a parody of a better story than the real thing

"All of Sudan room go black"

This has way more effort than Hunt Down The Free Man

Not only does he use madness combat music But also mount and blade

"that one fiddle track from Madness 2 (Madness 2)" you get an 11/10 from me

14:34 mfw I'm a boat

3:07 Gman. "G" stands for "Gorgeous."

*_I "Hunted Down" the refund fast with this one..._*

2:51 "all of Sudan room go black" I didn't know gman has the power to trun all of sudan black

11:08 that pic sure does look like a certain famous painting...

2:26 I M P O S S I B L E

A young soldier had a mental breakdown after losing this entire squad 1:16

How much I enjoy this video? How many slice of bread you eat?

"My hole life goal... was a fuck." Mine too Moint Pan. Mine too.

The Full Life Consequences style is the best way to portray Hunt Down the Freeman

after playing metal gear solid 5 this makes more sense

I can't believe this video is two years old now, almost 3. Time flies.

The fact that there is Mount and Blade music in this video, is fucking me up more than it should

Plot twist : borialesits is moint pan's boat

*STAPH !* I see, yes !

16:46 Top 10 greatest anime endings

"Oh." -Moint Pan 2019.

15:06 Warning: Objects mirror are closer than they appear.

9:17 what an insult!

"My hole life goal was a fuck" Stop rending my insides pls, it's too close to home, IT'S TOO FUCKIN CLOSE TO HOME

L E A V E M E A L O N E A N D G O A S S

This reminds me of "Welcome to Wattpad", by JelloApocalypse

2:07 press pause immediately

The funny is that this more accurate then most adaptations

Mount and Blade music!!

I like how every frame of this video could be a stock image

“Leave me alone and go ass!” - Moint Pan 2018

0:45 Story of Big Boss during the 70's WARNING includes actual footage of Big Boss in combat. Viewer discretion is advised.

2:11 that boston accent though

1:17 Rats! We're rats! We're the rats!

oh my god the fucking ck2 event noise when the daughter's head explodes fucking 10/10

“What We Got Here , Boys. A Black Ops And A Dead Meme , Hoorah.” -Colonel. Cue 2003

*moint pan is worse than my shoe*

I got a cramp from laughing so hard. YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE.

This is awesome, so masterfully written. You have not only fixed all the plot holes in HandOunFryMeen, but also perfectly imitated the linguistical aberrations in the classic Full Life Consequences series. Above that - your vocal performances, music choice and animation are on point. Glorglon Feemaln would be prod.

1:15 When you're working on an exam 1 hour before the deadline

I wonder if we'll ever find out if MOINT PAN and CLON AMRY ever reach Borealirarlesalra :(

This reminds me of Full-Life Consequences so much to the point that i thought this video was made by it's creators, LOL. Very good video, I love it!

16:36 Here's the start of part two.

I still can't believe I understand all of this

best one I've seen yet. the usage of the original models is genius.

it’s not original but seriously how tf is this story easier to understand than the actual thing. kinda sad how a parody has a better plot than the thing it’s a parody of.

The bass-boosted "DAMN" is a mood

"Free" "(picture of your mother not available)" I laughed so hard

I never thought the word ‘Shit’ could ever be truly funny enough to make me ROFLMAO... Then I saw this video: Combine Soldier: ‘Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This feels like I am listening to a baby reading out his fan fic he made of half life to his class.

Fucking Bladerunner reference at 15:40 ily so much

Dark Knight Rises Blade Runner True Grit Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 1: Phantom Blood 8 Mile

The real joke is how Hunt the Freeman was more or less an attempt to make a Metal Gear Solid fanfic within the Half Life universe.

That part where he suddenly becomes a lot more coherent and starts listing how little sense the plot of the game makes is absolutely GLORIOUS.

“And Moint Pan thought secretly..” *D A M N* “But he was professional and did not say.” Respectable play from Moint Pan

Eistein Scintist translation: *STAHP:* "You must put an end to your misguided quest, and stop blaming yourself instead of taking action." *DAHRG:* "The path ahead will be painful, but that mustn't dissuade you. You need to fight your way to Amnad, no matter the cost to yourself." *NO:* "I wish it could be so, dear friend, but our paths must part from here. I will continue to the afterlife, and you must find Borealis. With luck, we may yet bring some good out of this disaster."

I like how this parody actually gave Adam a motivation for working with G-Man (getting an army for himself), which the actual game couldn't be bothered to do.

MOINT PAN IS WORSE THAN MY SHOE

actually, moint pan is more badass than mitchell...

The voice acting is better than the actual game

"DO. NOT. I REPEAT. *DO. HARM. HER."* Seems legit.

Adam: the man capable of having his name spelled differently every time he's mentioned

1:43 17 x 365 x 17 = 105,485 Is it any wonder why they wanted this guy gone?

my hole life goal was a *_F U C K._*

"oh" -moint pan this touches me deeply and I am in tears because how amazing this is

I personally like to believe that HDTF is canon, because the idea that G-Man is taking his time to systematically fuck with Adrian's edglord brother, is just too funny and on point for me to disregard it. I imagine it's not even his job, G-Man is just doing it for lulz.

The cinematography is so on point in so many shots, it's not even funny how much higher the highs are here than in the cutscenes.

This is actually much easier to understand than the actual game

I think "My whole life goal was a fuck" is the best sentence I've heard all day xD

now i bombines?!

Never knew that the Vortigaunts were actually hobos from GTA IV

And with final shot, he shot adma into head and send him over rail into water gone forever *yes*

13:40 Moint Pan : you! i rember! tell me, if not HUNT DOWN FREE MAN, what is point for moint?! Eistein Scintist : *S T A H P*

Ah Ohora Borerarliarles, In time of years, In tis part of day, N ths part of countri, Loccalized entirly within ice?

The spiritual sequel to Half Life Full Life Consequences.

He’s a survivor. They’re a dying breed.