Hunter On The Loose feat. Will Sommer | Chapo Trap House | Episode 330 FULL 

Felix's crush on Hunter is almost adorable

47:15 When I first heard this podcast, I was on a trip to SF bay area down the Oregon coast. I had pulled off US 101 in Santa Rosa, CA to get some gas, and immediately pulled into a traffic jam. For some reason, Santa Rosa has the worst rush hour you can imagine. I sat there watching the E on the dashboard continue to glow while the traffic was completely stopped. The traffic light cycled about a dozen times while we all sat there. Then I realized I had one other option: Drive on the sidewalk for about 10 feet, pull into the shopping center, and go inside the Arby's and wait it out with a Dr. Pepper and something that looks like roast beef. And that's what I did. When I got inside, I was mumbling incoherently and I had to repeat myself when I placed the order. They were going to bring me my order, so I sat down on the other side of the restaurant from the arguing couple and waited. I must have looked overheated and visibly disheartened by the traffic horrors outside, because when my order arrived it had not one but two chocolate-chip cookies I hadn't ordered. They were tucked under the napkins, as a hidden treat that I'd only notice later, long after the order was delivered to my table. I sat there and slowly ate my sandwich and sipped my drink while the couple bickered and the traffic cleared. Eventually the couple left and it was just me and my soft drink and meat-similar sandwich, and later a delightful discovery of some cookies. Newly fortified, I resumed the drive towards SF bay, and that’s when I heard Felix say he loved Hunter Biden so, so much. And that was so funny and so touching that now whenever I hear about Hunter Biden, I think, “No matter who else hates him, Felix will always have a crush.” And then I think of those cookies, and I wish Hunter could hear this podcast and he might feel the way I did when I first saw them.

"such a diseased f..king time" ... chapo calling it.

Epson didn't kill himself, I use him to print out documents and photos in my office.

I'm not first; I just happened to stumble upon here when there was no one else around yet.

Hunter, not his father, is the embodiment of the epic Diamond Joe Biden from the Onion.

The only relevant question is, "what would H.P. Lovecraft say? And would it be as entertainingly batshit as anything we're hearing a century later?"

I like that Amber's perception of Hunter Biden is Zac Efron from High School Musical

That was awesome. I have not laughed that much in awhile. The sons debate clip makes more sense now.

When I grow up to be in my 40s I hope I'm just as good a failson as Hunter. My dad will be dead by then, so I can spend his money like crazy.

The saga of Great American fail-son, Hunter Biden 47:18

Damn, it’s too bad they have all those drones and planes and helicopters. There was a time when it could’ve been very useful to a revolutionary movement for the state’s tanks to be unable to navigate freely in our cities... But now that’s a pretty minor factor.

Best. 4th. Of. July. Ever.

Wow. Learning more about how Epstein operated has ruined Backroom Casting Couch for me.

Coke on a cig is called a "chewy" and yes, it is the dumbest shit ever.

26:40 trump rocky

Hunter is awesome.

A femininish male lispy voice followed by a deeper male lispy voice... Very entertaining.

Ah The good old days when the media was worried about fascism. Now we have permanent fencing around the capital and mandated government vaccinations for the good of the country.

Sounds like a bunch of gabby mama's giggling.