I’M ACTUALLY DOING IT GUYS 

Recaping Andrew's timeline (Part 8): Anakin went hunting for Watto so that he would return his mother Shmi, which eventually he did. Later Anakin confessed his love to Ahsoka, and they traveled across the galaxy to find a new home, but after a serious accident on Mustafar, Anakin got severely burnt and a little creepy. Thus Ahsoka abandoned Anakin on Tatooine with his mother and fled to Naboo to move in with Padme. However due to her love of Anakin, Padme jumped off the bridge into the river to commit suicide thus leaving Ahsoka alone once again. Anakin then teamed up with his grandson to aid General Grievous in his mission to become a Jawa, and get his ship back from the rebel alliance which Darth Maul has become the leader of after killing the formal leader, Mon Mothma. After Padme's suicide, Ahsoka joined Captain Rex on the capital ship, unfortunately at the exact moment Order 66 went out. Fortunately, she was able to escape to Corusant where she then lost a duel with the rebel Darth Maul. What happened to her, we do not know. Maul is currently employing Savage Opress, Gar Saxon, Jango Fett and Asajj Ventress, to join the rebellion for his upcoming attack against Palpatine. Anakin is able to trace Ahsoka to Maul and goes to Kamino to confront him, but Asajj denies him entry. Maul and Savage then go to attack Palpatine but are swiftly defeated. Palpatine's victory is a short one though. For immediately upon returning to the Death Star, he receives a message from his master Darth Jar Jar saying that Anakin is hot on Palpatine's trail looking for his lost love Ahsoka. It turns out Anakin was able to trace the rebel Darth Maul to Palpatine on Naboo and is now searching for Palpatine to see if he can help him find Ahsoka. This spells good news for Darth Jar Jar as unbeknownst to everyone, including Palpatine, this whole thing is a ploy set up by Darth Jar Jar to get Andrew to play the Rise of Skywalker, and if he is able to get Anakin to join him, his plan will come to fruition. Jar Jar orders Palpatine to come to him on Naboo, but can't right away because as it turns out Maul is alive and currently on Naboo. It appears that Maul was the lone survivor of his battle, as Savage, Ventress, Saxon and Fett all perished. He was recovered by his fellow rebel Biggs Darklighter, and brought back to health. Word has spread of a great warrior living on Tatooine, so promptly Maul goes to see if he can recruit them for his counter attack against Palpatine. However one Jawa over hears Maul talking about this and proceeds to follow him around. Maul is eventually lead to the former Rancor training Malakili, and wishes to recruit him to train another Rancor for his battle against Palpatine. Before he agrees, Malakili has Maul travel to Naboo and Kashyyyk to obtain supplies for his restaurant. Thus Maul travels to Naboo for supplies. As a mean to stall for time waiting for Maul to leave the planet, Palpatine takes Anakin on a wild goose chase across Kashyyyk destroying sand castles saying that "if he goes on this 'holiday' with him, then he will help him find Ahsoka." Even though this is just to keep Anakin busy as they wait for Maul to leave the planet. Eventually Maul does leave Naboo for Kashyyyk for supplies and Palpatine leaves Kashyyyk for Naboo, just narrowly missing each other while in commute from planet to planet. Regardless Maul is able to recruit Malakili and is now told by the Jawa that he knows the location of the great warrior Maul is looking for. He leads Maul to the Jawa camp in the Dune Sea, and brings him to the legendary General Grievous who has joined the Jawas. He agrees to join Maul in exchange for his lightsaber. So now the time comes for Maul's attack against Palpatine. Speaking of Palpatine, after arriving on Naboo he sends Anakin on another wild goose chase, by making him go on a space horse ride while Palpatine talks with his master, Darth Jar Jar. Jar Jar orders Palpatine to tell Anakin to look for Ahsoka on the planet Ach-To. Thus Anakin leaves and Palpatine stays behind with his master. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to and independent of everyone, Count Dooku has his own plans of reviving the separatist alliance to overthrow the empire and rule the galaxy himself, but he has also heard word of the rebellion lead by Maul and Grievous who too have aspirations of defeating Palpatine. So he figures that the only way to rule the Galaxy is to eliminate them both. To do this he enlists the aid of the Geonosian, Poggle the Lesser, to help him build his own Death Star and defeat the empire and rebellion. Once completed, and after recovering his old ship, a defecting Storm Trooper gives Dooku a tip that Palpatine's last known location was Kashyyyk where he went on his fake "holiday" with Vader. Dooku and Poggle go there to investigate but have apparently missed Palpatine. While there, they hear word from the Wookies that Palpatine has apparently destroyed all of their sand castles. Thus Dooku uses this as an opportunity, and recruits them for his separatist army so that they may take their revenge on Palpatine for all he did to their precious sand castles. Back to Anakin, after arriving on Ach-To, Anakin got in kahoots with the sith cult the porgs to get Ahsoka back. However all he found on Ach-To was his old master Ben Kenobi. Anakin then talked Obi-Wan into joining him on a journey to Mustafar to see if perhaps Ahsoka had returned there. Obi-Wan begrudgingly agrees, for he senses Darth Jar Jar's plot thickening. Vader arrives on Mustafar, but is sent on yet even more wild goose chases by the Mustafarians, delivering obsidian all over the galaxy. To do this they enable the help of Ponda Baba, a smuggler whose arm was once severed by Obi-Wan, but was promptly reattached by Obi-Wan and Luke Skywalker. This eventually lead Anakin back to Tatooine where he found a young version of himself. Confused beyond belief this younger Anakin tells Vader that they must go to the planet Jakku for their is someone by the name Rey "Skywalker" pretending to be a Skywalker who may or may not know the location of Ahsoka. After testing Vader's patience, little boy Anakin reveals he was none other than Darth Jar Jar in disguise, and now he tells Vader of the Rebellion lead by Maul and Grievous, and promises to reveal everything about "Rey Skywalker" and the location of Ahsoka to Vader on the 27th of November. Not wanting to wait Vader sends the Grand Inquisitor (and Reva) to search for Ahsoka one last time, they are lead to the Forest Moon of Endor, to try to pick up information from the Ewoks, but find nothing. However upon returning to space, the Grand Inquisitor received a transmission from a Rebel Pilot, asking him to deliver some supplies to the Rebel Base of Yavin 4. Since he was using a tie intercepter which the Rebellion had stolen, the pilot thought the Inquisitor was one of them. He agrees believing this may lead him to Ahsoka, but was attacked by the empire along the way. Since if he told them he was the Grand Inquisitor delivering these supplies undercover, his cover plan would be given away. Once he entered Yavin air space, he received a mysterious message from what sounded like a Gugan, telling him that Ahsoka was not on the planet, and that the Grand Inquisitor must return to Vader and wait until November 27th for answers...

Andrew, Plays through the game. Gets to the rise of skywalker: "Right lets rewrite Star Wars"

What if Andrew is teasing that the event on the 27th will be a face reveal, but he actually ends up finally playing The Rise Of Skywalker. Or what if it's both?! I guess we'll find out.

I'm worried that andrew will get so insane that he'll end up playing the rise of skywalker. Keep this series up.

Who clicked on this thinking he was finally playing The Rise of Skywalker

I can't tell you how many times I need to pause or rewind his videos just to get a second to PROCESS his madness.

(HEAD - CANNON) The reason Pogger and Dooku are alive is because both of the, in this AU, Realised palpatine was gonna kill them and got body doubles to die in there place. This allows them to live in the imperial era and start, as seen in the vid, the New Separatist Condefedracy.

He just made 1 simple story then added 1 more en mixed them together now another en mixed it this is sooo good. This series should be on Netflix, Wait not even that it should be on EVERY STREAMING PLATFORM. Personally, i would binge watch it a million time.

You gotta love the guy. He's insane but the vids are super cool, relaxing in a weird way. I refuse to play TROS too but if he shows it's worth to revive that trauma I will.

This storyline is ridiculous but I love it

Happy National Men's Day to all my brothers. Know you're appreciated and you got whatever you're going thru. ❤️🙏

The way a solar sail works is by using the light photons smashing into the sail to push it

Bombastic hoped that the 27th was a big day for his viewers. is that even a question? heck yes! I'm hosting a firggin watch party

“Bug from Impanema” the new hit single we didn’t know we wanted

Let's gooo

Andrew: takes a few months to finish the game My friend: finishes the game in two weeks No cap I swear

Yay! Count Dooku is included in the Bombastic fanfiction !

Only 8 more days until you massacre the Gonk Droids!!! And Darth Sand. But mostly the Gonk Droid massacre!!!

Mark your calenders, men

Andrew: play the storyline for the Skywalker Saga. Also Andrew: What's that?

Actually the solar sail makes sense (kinda) it’s solar neutrinos „pushing“ it when they erupt away from the sun and „push“ the ship ahead.

heyy

Finally u going to play rise of Skywalker

Oh no. He's speaking Geonosian again!

Solar sails are actually a real thing. There's zero air resistance in space (for obvious reasons) so the radiation given off by stars can actually be used to move a space craft.

Having a Poggle The Lesser implies there’s a Poggle The Morer

Me:OMG IS HE PLAYING THE RISE OF SKYWALKER???!!?!? Andrew: says my vacation day

Cool

the 27th is the day pong stops flapping his wings

I think Andrew thinks that rise of skywalker name is rise of never playing it.😂

I don’t know what you find so hard about parkour in this game

Andrew’s insanity can never be cured

Poggle the "Lesser".... The name always makes me wonder if dude has an older brother called "Poggle the More-er"

The way the lightsaber throw works is that you press the trigger once to throw the lightsaber and a second time to return it to you. So if you spam the button, it will constantly fly off and return to you at the same time. (5:10)

reveals face turns out to be laserbeam

Why is the geonosian impression Andrews best one yet?

Andrew cant get any more insane unless he plays the rise of skywalker

Andrew is speaking gungion again and becoming more insane

I do not have a single thing to do, so this is good.

🎉yAy🎉

Viewers: man youtube is boring- Star Wars Content: *Hello There!*

The 27th is the day he plays Rise of Skywalker! About time!

Andrew today: next video will be rise of skywalker Andrew 3 decades later: next video will be rise of skywalker

i litterally cired at the part with the non flying geonosian 😭😭😭

So this my theory for the future of Andrew’s timeline: After Padme found out that Anakin had betrayed her for another person she got super mad at him and supposedly killed herself by jumping of a bridge but what Andrew, Anakin, and Ashoka did not know was that Darth Jar Jar had previously placed a portal there that leads to his true home on Exegol and Padme had somehow found out about the portal due to unknown reasons. Once Padme got to Exegol, she told Jar Jar about what happened with Anakin and Jar Jar, feeling bad for her and also realizing this could also help force Andrew to play The Rise of Skywalker, agreed that a lesson needed to be taught to Anakin. So Padme helped Jar Jar kidnap Ashoka and took Ashoka back to Exegol where Padme now lives with Jar Jar. So now that all this has happened the only way Anakin will every see Ashoka again is if Andrew plays TROS all the way through. But that’s going to be the least of his worries because before he even sees Ashoka he’ll have to face the full wrath of Padme, who now works alongside Darth Jar Jar, and Darth Jar Jar himself before he can save Ashoka, if it’s not already too late...

Count dooku best surprise good guy

Man 7 spider here mate, huge little buggers. And 6 Roche's last week

Pogo do you like ping Pong

This just shows how insane Andrew has become. 2:57

i think we all hope for a great battle between darth vader and palpatine, darth maul and grievous and count dooku!

Big announcement on the 27th Andrew is finally going to play the rise of Skywalker

How insane are you? Yes. -Such a Oversimplified answer

💨

Lol, this story makes more sense than the sequels.

Awesome story line !!!

Sith jetpack trooper backpack fire animation broken btw love the vids

6:14-6:22 No, Andrew! It's where Count Dooku and the Separatist Council created the CIS and discussed the creation of the droid army. I'm really hoping that November 27 is the day that Andrew finally reveals his face and plays through TROS.

November 27th!!!!!🎈🎉🎈🎉🎈🎉🎊🎊🎈

What is this unexpected turn! I thought you were doing skywalker

I asokah the Key to the final in the story

Another episode in the bomb saga can’t wait for the finale

I love this so much

Yeah, Poggle The Lesser's wings are fine he's just lazy and won't fly

When Andrew finds out that solar sails are a real thing

are u playing ep 9??!!

I love your videos

Anyone who thought he was playing the rise of skywalker is insane

0:18 Helicopter, helicopter🚁

You started playing The Skywalker Saga OVER 7 MONTHS AGO

You're a Metalhead? That's awesome! Me too! More Metal music on you're videos would be wicked! 🤘🤘

Oh... you got me exited I thought you were finnaly playing ROS

You are not insane you are extremely insane!

So does that mean on the 27th of November you're going to play through the rise of Skywalker

Hello

Andrew if you throw the other player in the water it ragdolls it is very fun and it is easier to do at takodana

I love your vida there funny and entertainimg

Dooku's face is spot on.

andrew is insane and crazy

Me reading the title: OML he’s finally doing the skywalker saga Me: after I watch the full video 🗿

the tease even he wil switch games Xd

It started on "I gave Kylo Ren a new fantasy" or something like that

Little Do u know im a time traveler

I have been playing this game trying to platinum it but man some of those trials I don't like when u play basketball on Tattotine or in space trying to drive through the points or whatever it's called

Lol

bro get a tie silencer, go insane

Andrew said that if he played ros he would show the disgust on his face

It's your own fault mate, going insane cuz you're doing everything the hard way

the rise of skywlker

No more lego star wars freemakers adventures, no more clone wars. Here comes LEGO INSANITY WARS directed by Andrew Note: If Andrew ever had a streaming platform it would be the most INSANE like him when he saw lego star wars was first seen

Amazing video, but I have a GENUIS idea. Play blade and sorcery (vr) and put the Star Wars mod on it. ANDREW, YOU WOULD LOVEEEEE IT

He better face reveal soon

he's playing the rise of skywalker fianlly

Omg

yay playlist

Well just say it’s great story really funny

Nice

Hi😊😊

Will you play ros with the face cam?

hope for face reveal

Happy early thanksgiving everyone