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"Dad Transport" "How many dads do you think he's got in there?" Incredible

Jack: Uploads a GeoGuessr video. Everyone: Approves.

Jack if you need some help in Geoguessr hit me up. I love it so much and have some fun challenges we can try You know where to find me

When you see a town name crossed out in Europe, it means you are leaving the town.

3:13 jack is literally looking for coal on the map.............. - polish boy

Those green signs "Olsztyn 20" means that "Olsztyn" is 20 km away from this point. When green sign with name of a village is crossed that means, you are leaving the area of this village and if there's a city crossed below that, it means that there are no building forwards, also stork's nests are typical in view in villages like this one. It was super funny to see you reading name of Polish cities haha, great video!

"this looks like its not modern" "reminds me of Croatia" Shall i be offended or honored?

7:20 “chapel of st george is the only thing i can read here” *proceeds to read sign*

jack: "i tried hard in geoguesser" also jack: spends 20 minuters looking for "coal" on google maps

Jack: look at those Gucci slides Adidas slides: are we a joke to you

I saw the storks and the Jesus statue and I was like “Yup that’s Poland”

“Is this Amish?” Me from Poland, knowing how religious we are, knowing immediately this is Poland: ...no

I'm Polish, when I saw the nest I immedietaly thought "It must be Poland"

The dialogues of the birds at the first location in case you missed them: -Can you see that fish from here Johnny? -Bloody lovely little fish Sally. -Shall we go get it Johnny? -Nah there's some weird guy looking at us, Sally. He changes position -I've got my eye on the suspect Sally. He zooms out and goes away -Yeah you better run mate. He looks back at the birds -We told you to get lost mate. He also looks at other pair of birds later, here's their dialogue: -Ayup Carol big Johnny said there's some man around. -Is that him there David? -Stay still he might not see us. Sorry if there's any other one, I just want to watch the video at this point instead of trying to freeze at the text.

"What's for sale?" "MARK IS FOR SALE" That sounds like a buy to me

the "węgiel" sign you were trying to read (in Poland) ... it was advertising coal

Me: *sees storks nest* It must be Poland Jack: *sees storks nest* "HOW DOES THIS EVEN EXIST"

Jack: sees Kolyma and Chukotka names Also Jack: That's Moscow

Jack: looks for "węgiel" on the map Me: *laughs in polish*

jack: theres a mural of jesus so that must be a church-- me: nah, man, its just a Catholic house

Kai said: Can you see that fish from here Jonny Bloody lovely fish sally Shall we go get it Jonny Nah there’s some wiZird guy looking at us sally I’ve got my eye on you Yeah you’d better run mate When jack looked back it says: We told you to get lost mate The second birds nest says: he’s chasing us sally The third one says: Ayup carrol big Jonny said there’s some man around Is that him there David Stay still he might not see us Right at the end not related to any birds he says: It’s 6:30am

Jack: How many dads has he got in there? Everyone: i-

As a Japanese the way he read "Shibuya Asahi Bldg" was hilarious I'm laughing rn

By the way, this sign "$" does not always mean dollar, in mexico that sign represents the peso.

Ngl, kinda died when he started to look for "węgiel" on the map.

😂😂the “j” makes an “h” sound in Spanish and every time he says Tijuana has me rolling

When you been to Poland once and thought "Na there`s probably more than one place than this arbitrary village you visited when you were there", yeah it was exactly that village

Jack: **Sees Tejuana** Also Jack: "Tej-uana." Me: Te-huana.

Alright I’m not trying to be smart right here but: yes, it is normal. They are called storks. If a sign is crossed out it means that you are LEAVING the city. I’ll keep this updated.

Jack: *Sees birds.* Kai: "Aight, time for millisecond long text."

There’s a city in Africa called East London, that is absolutely class.

“Deep southern America” How to tell you’re in the south: Suburban: shit ton of trees and kudzu (that moss vine stuff) everywhere Farm/country: fences, fences, and fences. Also a lot of horses Also we have lakes and rivers and streams galore so if you don’t see 1-2 in your immediate looking, ya ain’t in the south.

Lol I live really close to Tijuana, and his pronunciation hurts my soul. “Tea-uh-wanna” if you’re curious.

6:15 I am convinced jack knows Russian! That litterly means Bank!

*Jack* - **sees the ocean** *Also Jack* - Yep thats the Moscow canal!

“Dad transport” am I the only one that burst out in laughter lol “How many dads do you think he’s got in there” 🤣

1:38 “ayup carol big johnny said there’s some man around”

As someone who is from Poland, I saw the ungodly amount of storks and Jesus statues and I knew instantly lol. Also seeing Jack hopelessly search for 'coal' was incredibly entertaining.

1:38 Go into 0.25 speed and you will see a text saying "ayup carol big Johnny said there's some man around

“WHERES THE FUNNY THING” “I don’t like it when I can’t find a funny thing” Both said by Jack 2020

I’ve been to Poland but I never saw one of those big bird nests so idk

1:05 him: What u using plastic bags for, mate, the world's ending **foreshadowing intensifies**

Jack looking at the floating waterspout and not seeing it is the most jack thing ever

No-one: Jack:"There's a lot of black people" Also jack:Goes to africa

Jack: posts new geogesser vid RU-vid: a thousand views in ten minutes Jack: posts any other vid.....................intense pause..................... RU-vid: bruh...

The bird nests situation is a very common and well encouraged moment in Poland. Those are White Storks and they are quite a popular sight in rural areas. They are first and foremost protected by IUCN as a species of least concern since technological changes in agriculture at some point in XX century almost completely stopped storks from nesting in quite a few European countries and Poles are pretty proud of their high nesting numbers. Poland thanks to reach soil and big rural areas is believed to be a paradise for the species and it is believed that every fourth stork comes from Polish nests. As seen on the video thanks to it being rural area, stork nests on any higher spot like those power line poles are a common sight. Stork albeit not mating for life are monogamous and return to the same nests for several years as they each year migrate between Europe and Africa. Jack trying to find 'węgiel' on the map was incredibly entertaining :D

1:41 “Can we read that?” “No,”

I can't believe you've never heard of Shibuya, the scramble crossing is world famous.

0:32 I love how jacks on about the nest and I am just focused on the power line that’s been split and in midair

"How many dads do u think he has got in there" Im dying 💀💀

John and Sally the seagulls were great! Always so hard to read the text, but so worth the effort lol

Jack: “that word sounds like Mexico... itS meXiCo!” 😀😅

Jack: Geoguessr Everyone: YES!

2:56 that sign mean that you're on your way out of the city, wich in this case its Podlesna

My friend lived in South Africa and had a swim school called rubba duckie

"Don't come on Tecate" Well

R.I.P Rubber Duckies 2020 - 2020 "Insert quote here"

8:34 there is a rabbit staring at the camera lul

My first thoughts were "this place is similar, is that Poland?" And it was Poland. And I love when people try to pronounce polish words

*Jack reading Polish words* Me: *Laughs in Polish*

Those birds are called storks, really pretty and big. Their nests are always that big

Hello jack I’m from Poland but currently living in the uk the weird bird nests are a classic in Poland the birds find it a perfect place to build their nests also the wengiel thing you were talking about was actually the polish word for coal so u could stop laughing when you were looking for it 😂😂 p.s loving the content

OML 3:50 IS MY GRANDAD- he cycles to a bus stop every morning to get to work and I think you just legit spotted him. I’m not joking like TF

Yesterday, this guy won a Guinness world record.

Those road signs in the first areas (with the nests) mean "end of" and the cityscape one apparently means "end of built up area", since that's a thing we need to have a sign for.

"Can you see that fish from here Johnny?" "Bloody lovely little fish Sally" "Shall we go get it Johnny?" "Nah there's some wezird guy looking at us, Sally" "I've got my eye on the suspect, Sally" "Yeah you better run mate" "We told you to get lost mate" "He's chasing us Sally" "is that him there David" "stay still he might not see us" Full transcript, including spelling mistakes, of what the birds said at the start of the round, for those that can't be asked to pause every time the text quickly flashes on screen.

He got green screened with the room he’s in as the background for some of the clips

Hopefully dad transport brings my dad back

The First location I just knew it was poland 😂😂😂 The buildings and and birds gave it away

Since I'm from Poland this is the most fun I've ever had in geoguesser vids. Listen to Jack trying to read all of the polish signs is more funnier than I thought it would be XD

Hey I am the guy that made this map thanks for playing :) Regarding Funny/Interesting things: In round 3 the rabbit is supposed to be the interesting thing. In round 4 the pictures got renewed by Google in the meantime so you couldn't see it. There was a woman smoking in front of the "no smoking" sign. I removed the location from the map so it won't show again.

"Olstyne" really hurt and wegiel isnt a city Loll 😂

I might be American but the fact that he couldn’t pronounce Tijuana hurt

I'm polish and I was just rolling on the floor laughing when you said the city names...

"Bldg." ba-luka-looka-gd Bro that just means building.

2:56 If there's crossed sign like this that means that this village ended here (idk how to explain this lol) Also this place that you're talking about at 5:03, this with jesus statue is not a church, in small villages in poland people sometimes have things such as this and I think that maybe in older times people used to pray there when there was no churches nearby.

Jack: how is that thing on top of a lamp post Me: that’s definitely Poland ( by the way I know this because my parents come from Poland so we visit a lot)

Bruh it’s so amusing how he says “ Tijuana and Tecate”

GeoGuessr: exists Jack: It's free real estate.

I'm not Polish, but I went there on holiday one time, also admiring the giant birdsnests. So I sad 'Polen!" (that's Poland in Dutch) right away at the start of this video where it shows the nest. It felt so good to be right!

Lool I saw the first one and Instant was like "yeah that's Poland" because 1. Poland always looks really old and 2. All the Jesus signs lol

Please do more these are so hilarious

People when early on videos: *yOuTuBe Is DrUnK*

I love it when you take your time and try to do as good as you can since you seem so pleased with yourself. But hell I'd watch you play ball with Kong and Flossy for an hour as long as you had running commentary, so..

0:51 thought you were about to do a Sambucha on us-

9:28 so sad

5:39 *me reading what it says on the signs* (I can speak russian) Me: RUSSIA

Jack: every person i have sean has ben black, soo that can lead us to Africa the comment section: talks about poland

I like his amazement with stork nests. Btw middle Croatia has many stork nests but names not even close to that

3:33 theese are actually storks nest . Its really common to see theese especially in the late spring at the high voltage lines

Hi jack im early I love the geoguessr vids never stop them,

“Shebya” that made me want to die

Nadie: Absolutamente nadie: Neta, nadie en absoluto: Jack pronunciando Tecate: tiCaT

As a Czech, him mistaking ł for t was so painful to watch.

As soon as I saw the storks and the houses I knew it was Poland like almost every village looks the same and I have been to that place also seeing Jack trying to find bagged coal on the map got me laughting

Jack: I’m gonna try really hard Also Jack: *gets 45 points*

Hi

When your so early that everyone is talking about how early they are.🥶💀

jack: tryna find węgiel on the map me: *laughs in half polish*