I Almost Died (3 times) 

To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t: I grew out of them.

so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something

fun fact: just for whoever is curiuos, there is some text at 6:54 that litterally appears for about a frame then an explosion occures. i was able to capture it on camera, it said: "and give him your credit number with the expiration date and the 3 weekly digits on the back."

Bryson: Wanna hear how I came close to dying...? Me: *quickly pauses the video and asks myself how many times I was almost run over by a car*

Bryson: **Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping** God: *“I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”*

Bryson: *I almost died* Brody: *I almost died* Swoosh: *Nothing happens to me*

Omg, I am watching this 3y later and from the vids he’s making now, his voice, sounds 100x different from his current videos

Merry christmas haminations and a happy new year

Bryson: i almost died 3 times Thanos: Impossible

Bryson’s animators: *adds ears for some frames* Everyone: k Me: *panic attack*

My friend literally got hit pretty badly by a car yesterday, but was only in the hospital for a day and made it out fine, which I’m extremely thankful for

Who wants so much luck 🍀

Dude, this family's guardian angel is something else

"I'm glad I'm not dead... yet" *_[Don't you dare]_*

Am Inter only one who noticed that all of the kids names start with a B?

Well I am glad to hear that everyone single one of you are safe ❤

Bryson: “Any moment we could-“ *BLOWS UP* Me: That escalated quickly

Bryson: I almost died Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved James: ._. *Edit* Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub

Wait, let me list how often I nearly died: falling off a cliff (ER) nearly falling off a balcony from 20m nearly getting run over twice falling off the scooter and rolling down the mountain (ER) complications in one of my 8 surgeries (I'm normal; I don't have any chronic diseases, I'm just really clumsy and often break a bone). So in conclusion, I nearly died 6 times, went to the ER twice, and was once in the Trauma room. So yeah, I don't know how I'm still alive.

This was definitely God.😇😇😊😊🙏

"almost never died again" -Bryson 2020

Me: *see title* Me: mood *me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck*

“Brody! Stop.”

i love your channel it's the best

“Or was I protected by a guardian angel?” *BRYSON* *ITS* *CALLED* *A* *HAM.*

Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family" Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"

2:19 "Feed Gremlins" "Find Bed For Gremlins"

love ur video

Bryson: Hey remember that time I almost died? His family: *DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN*

No one: Bryson’s description: *Don’t die, it’s bad for your health.*

I'm watching this 4 years after it came out. His voice is so light

I love your videos😊

"I'm afraid people can't escape death Jerry.." "But not haminations, he can outrun death" *Meanwhile* Reaper: come back here Haminations: nah

5:56 Oh look it’s a Karen

I nearly died 20 times😅

why do i feel this nostagic moment when i wached this nearly 4 years ago, and sortly before now i wanted to say "life isnt worth it lets just jump out of my window thats over 10 meters above the ground like my brother when he was like 6 years old but never ended up doing it". Ahh those times

Bryson:I almost died 3 times! 1M people: Interesting...

"I'm glad I'm not dead." *YET*

Thank God you were able to live to give us these awesome animations. God is good man :)

Fun fact, one day when i was 5 years opd there was a really big metal thing that looked like scaffolding except metal and made for holding stuff. So i was just having fun pulling that thing and it came crashing down and just saying that thing was like 15x the size of my dad and he is 6ft so the stupid me was unfazed and the thing fell directly on top of me but thanks to some angel out there my head came right in the middle of one of the gaps and then my grandfather scolded the hell out of me but i still remember that moment everyday and think of how lucky i am

"Don't die, it's bad for your health." *thanks I'll try that*

Haminations: Don’t die, it’s bad for your health Me: *He is speaking the language of the gods*

Bryson: doesn’t die The grim reaper to themself: you had one job

Me: *opens RU-vid* RU-vid: "Here's the best young RU-vidr ever!" Me: ;\/;

Anyone watching in 2024 👇🏻

i love your videos bryson

I never almost died again, -bryson 2020

“Don’t die it’s bad for your health” -Bryson Beautiful

I almost died 2 times #1. I almost died when I was five and I was just learning to ride a bike without training wheels and all of a sudden I rode on to the road and I topped on to the floor while a car was driving towards me. Thankfully, the car stopped very close to my body! #2. When I was in preschool one day, our class went out to the playground and it had just stopped raining a couple of minutes ago. I was climbing a very small rock wall and my hands slipped off the rock thing and my chin hit a rock thing and I started losing blood at an alarming rate. Somehow, the doctors got my chin patched up and now I have this scar on my chin. Thank you god for letting me live

The best thing in haminations is the introduction

“Was I stopped by a guardian angel, or was it luck?” Me: *I N S T I N C T*

RU-vid: Hey this guy has 23 comments Me: Can I see? RU-vid: Uhh no Me: Wait what? RU-vid: DID I STUTTER

*brody…..stop” got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂

The parts when brody keeps thinking bryson being dead was cool

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Brody: *Is hE deD?*

Yesterday, i had a very similar experience to your last story. I was going around my dads truck, which was park VERY close to the road. I was about to go onto the road when a car ZOOMED past me. I stopped in my tracks. Had i gone a few seconds later, i wouldve gotten seriously injured or killed.

Bro your videos are so good and funny 😆

I have a storyyyy When I was 10 my family went on a cruise we passed Florida so my family went to the beach nearby. It started off normally, the usual making sandcastles, collecting shells, and swimming. My dad and I wanted to surf but my mom said no because my dad and I didn’t have surfing experience. So we just jumped into waves. A giant wave which was about 6 feet tall. my dad tripped on a rock and landed on top me and the wave hit me so I couldn’t move. My dad grabbed me and then pulled me to shore. If my dad didn’t save me I could’ve either died or broken my back.

To answer Brysons question about why he stopped: Keep in mind that this is only a possibility based on rudimentary knowledge. But, not many people know or pay attention to this, but your skin can actually warn you of danger. Its part of the human body’s defense system. There are times when your skin will sense something that your other senses don’t warn you about. So you’ll get this sudden feeling to either do something or stop what you’re doing currently without knowing why. It’s actually why people turn around to face someone who has been staring at them without their knowledge, their skin warned them of something they were unable to see or hear. You may have not seen or heard the car but your skin noticed it’s presence and warned you before it was too late. Then again, this is only a possibility but science supports it 🤷🏿‍♂️

The third one is basically Bryson's 1st encounter with a karen.

Bro could become Shakespeare with that intro

I just wanted to relate because I also almost died a couple times, but I will just share one time that I almost died. So me, my brother, and my sister were home alone because my mom and dad were going to a friend's wedding. I remember that I was playing around with my lego sets and there was a small minifigure that i really liked. Then i proceded to take the minifigure apart then swallow. My brother heard the imminent coughing and came to check on the situation. He found his lego set ruined and a minifigure missing. He then thought it would be a good idea to punch me because the hard work that I destroyed. Then when he punched me the 4th time, I tripped and fell of my bed and alas, 2 halves of a lego minifigure with a load of spit on them.

“Don’t die, it’s bad for your health” Welp time to become immortal

4:32 Kyle : *so anyways i killed Bryson* Brody : nice bryson’s mom : *BRODY STOP*

One second later, and you almost died the way he said oh great he’s dead. I love it. That got my toes off.💀

"Feed gremlins" "Find beds for gremlins"

Bryson: Everybody 13+ Every kid under 13: What I’m gonna do is called a pro gamer move.

My sister, when she was 4 years old almost drowned in a lake, but my dad dived in and saved her life. Also, once, I was at the zoo at the bear part, and then I put my hand down, and my glove fell off, I then attempted to grab my glove and would’ve fallen hadn’t my dad grabbed me. My brother once climbed a tree that was super high. He then fell. My dad then ran to him, grabbed him and saved his life. Super Dad to the rescue 🤣

OK Bryson’s first story his mom knew that he was not gonna listen so she said those baskets up perfectly. She knew she was just being a mom.

The description, “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health” :D, THAT LINE IS INSPIRING

“Brody Stop!” Best quote of the whole year.

5:11 Look at the painting in the background (this edit is a time capsule)

That end part was COOL

I miss when Bryson had a little tiny high pitched voice that could shatter anyones ears with just talking

Bryson: runs across the street while someone is speeding Guardian angel: what I’m about to do is called a pro gamer move

6:30 Bryson: “Whatever it was, I’m glad I’m not dead… YET…” *dies of death*

Him jumping on the cabinet with that face why is it so funny 😂😂

Congrats on 6 mil ham!!!

Animated Bryson: *has no ears* Young Bryson: *has ears* Real life Bryson: *also has ears*

"Several Brysons were almost harmed in the making of this video" -Bryson

Last year I didn't love your animation 5 years ago I love your newer animation

2:18 Important ❌ Imortant ✅

Bryson: makes a video about almost dying *a few videos later* Bryson: *uploads a video about pain*

"Life is great!" Me with diabetes: *okay then*

At first I thought that he is just a character with an imagined story but then when I got deeper into his channel I discovered that those stories are based on a real life stories!

I like how you included the missing brick on the step at your old house which you talk about in another video... and how you smashed the replacement with the sledge hammer. Haha sledge HAM-mer.

Bryson: *almost dies* Jesus: *uno reverse card*

this kid's whole family's guardian angel needs a raise!!

Several brysons were "almost" harmed in the making of this video.

1:25 the kids were so scared they pooped😂😂😂😂

“Never almost died again” -Bryson 2020

Anvil: Falls near Bryson Byrson: "I almost died right now"Still calm

I love how he makes his younger-self with ears but his normal figure without ears.😂

The picture on the wall is beautiful ✨

“Life is a great thing and we need to cherish it!” - Almost Dies- lol

Everyone who doesn’t subscribe: eh he won’t die. Bryson: *dies from taxes*

I love how he uses Zelda music, and so many of his videos

The intro 😂😂😂

Young Bryson: normal Bryson now: ears have left the chat

Bryson "Don't die, it’s bad for your health." health 100