I Almost Died In A Restaurant From Eating an Edible 

Man I ate one and I was talking to the lord all night. Asking him to deliver me from all my sins.

my favorite part is "i couldn't even get my cognitive skills together bitch" i couldn't even button my shirt🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

“Why my knee, my elbow and my skull hurt?” 😭⚰️

Y’all I HATE edibles!!! I will never take that shit again! I think it should be regulated, like people need a license to make and sell that shit cuz what if they putting too much? Idk but the last time I took that mess I started to get my Will in order... NEVER AGAIN! I don’t even smoke!!

I will NEVA eat an edible again smh my whole body was high my eyelashes and everything girl and I’m a smoker..... no GAWD!!!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

I had a whole rice krispy!! NEVA AGAINNNN!!! I felt good at first, I fell asleep, woke up and was possessed lmao

You out here barrassin us again!!??!?!! An entire mess 😂😂😂

At first, I'm like "why Q finna tell this story again?" But I realize it's a different story. Chile.

Chile...you bout to be banned from all these classy based restaurants lol 😂

How you gonna cuss that girl out for selling it to you 🤣

I'm f-cking crying! This is exactly how my edible story went. The first time I tried a cookie, and the second time I had a rice krispy treat. I was stuckkkkkk, ya heard me?! Next time, I'll try it at home. 😄😄😄😄

I’mma stick to my lil CBD gummies, cuz ain’t nobody tryna be out here unintentionally high af without a way to climb down!

It's not even fun taking that type of shit when it has you feeling like that. Hell no

Isn’t this a second time he almost died from taking a edible? Dineva, just stop it nassa girl🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 I had my very first brownie for my birthday in Vegas last summer so my cousin’s thought I should be a little “relaxed” before we went out. Let’s just say I woke in the hotel lobby with them laughing & taking pictures & a sign that said “She’s a little less Classy but a lot more Fun” 🤣

I thought a coworker was dying. I took his pulse rate which was so fast I thought he was having an anxiety or heart attack. He said call 911 & when ambulance showed up we had roll him out in a office chair. Then this fool say call his momma, he not going to ER & she came get him. I'm damn near crying & I see these niggas laughing. They was like - we told him not to eat 2 of dem cookies

Who else is laughing after the first 3 words because you know it's going to be hilarious. I'm glad Q is okay. SAY NO TO DRUGS. 😄😄😄

I ate an edible at 10pm after work in my car....I work up at 4a.m...in my car 🤣🤣 I couldn't believe it

Those gummy edibles are dangerous 😂 I had a bad trip by taking too many. It was the WORST feeling in the world that you beg God to take you out 😂 I feel your pain Q

WHY did I start laughing at the title before I even clicked on the video? LMAOOOOOOOO

Q, you are hilarious!!! I needed this stress relieving video! I have a similar Vegas story you would love to hear!🤣🤣🤣

OMG I can't none of it. I called 911 on myself thinking I was dying 😂😂😂

Chile you know the Funky Bunch been waiting on this story. I clicked hella fast 🤣🤣🤣

Shout out to the good friends down to the classy based restaurant

I ate one whole edible and never ate another one again...That's not the type of high I was going for 😂😂😂😂

OMG I'm 😭😭😭😭 I went to Red Rooster last Friday...I'm so glad I hadn't watched this b4 I was there...I'm glad you learnt your lesson. I've heard so many of these stories. It's a hard no for me...you don't know what you eating or how much

I ain't never laughed so hard in my life...Now THIS gave me 9 lives....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 glad you are ok though!!

CTFU!!! I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS... Since the cookie and brownie incident!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg, I am hollering 🤣😭😂!!! I just love your stories and your transparency!! Love me some you!! 🤣🤣🤣

I ate a half a pack of the sour candy kind of edibles. BAYBEEEEE- The way I sunk into my friend’s couch I thought I was bout ta die! I was begging them to call 911 cause I was ready to go on to the upper room! Lol

Drop her info dineva! I’m trynna support the BB 😂😁

You keep shining my dear!!! You are SO APPRECIATED. Such a beautiful spirit ❤️❤️

Q, Thank God you’re well ❤️❤️because your friend’s instincts kicked in🙌🏽. Our world is so messed up from the pandemic that people are anxious, depressed & isolated which = ME😭😩. Someone gave me gummies & THC teabags it just made me nod out & I had no more pain....Until I woke up🤷🏽‍♀️ and all the pain, anxiety came rushing back. I learned my lesson and went back to my faith 🙏🏽.

Funky, the same thing happened to me too. i got to the bathroom and I sat on the toilet . I roll down to the floor and I couldn't get up! it took me 20 minutes to gather myself.

Nooo Nessa I can’t I’m screaming 😂😂 I am sooo glad you survived it but girl the way you delivered that story 😂😂

Omggggggg this is so my story. I don’t smoke weed but I was LA and my friends gave me a edible and I thought I was cool cause I didn’t feel nothing but got in the damn airport to come back home and CHILEEEEEEE, I was so paronoid. And to top it off the airport stopped me out of all my friends and was talking about they need to search my private area I was so scared. A Bitch could never ever again

My stomach so tight from laughing!! Dineva you know you can tell a story 🤣🤣🤣

I’m glad you’re doing better. I’ve missed your lives. Please take care of yourself.

Funky Dineva is classy based in his at-fit 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I...am....literally.....dead I loves me some Funky Dineva

I picked up on a half of ring fuck that ik this gone be hilarious 😂😂

I'm glad that you are alright...but your story got me 🤣🤣🤣. I love your content. Please keep doing whatcha doing!!

NOowwww was it really HER fault??? My grandma always said "A hard head make a soft behind"😲😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣I do not appreciate how bad you just made my body hurt from the gut to back to sides from laughing soooooo dern hard🤣🤣🤣 My breath was taken away and everyrhing.

Didn't you fall off the barstool last time you did an edible? lmaoooo

Nessa Girl, I got on the line and thought, doesn’t Dineva remember telling us this story already???? Whateva, I’m gonna watch again. Only to find out you done messed around and had ANOTHER battle with the edibles. Danggone Todd and his scheming! 🤣😂

You’re amazing Q, keep doing you and evolving! 👑 ✊🏾 💜

I've been waiting on this story!!! Thank God for the alerts

I swear you are my most favorite story teller😭😭😭🥰

Hi sweetie I subscribed some time ago to your channel and I truly enjoy and have high regards and respect for all of your accomplishments, you rock and as a senior myself I know your mom is smiling from heaven and is so proud of you. I’ve been around for a minute and I have raised an educated man who has married his life partner. With that said I have never heard my son referred to a woman smelling like fish. Back in the day the some guy male community has re

OMG!! I’m am laughing SO damn hard🤣🤣😂😂😂 you are crazy!! Love your show🥰❤️

I’m hollering! I almost didn’t click because I thought I heard this story before. Again Funky?! Leave that shit alone. 😂

27 seconds in and i'm already DEADT TO THE BED 😂😂😂

Lmao i know that feeling. I ate a entire edible sugar cookie, that's all i remember 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This story had me cracking up 😅🤣😂🤦🏽‍♀️. Don't do it again Funky Dineva 😂😂😂😂.

😅😅😅😅Perfect on a rainy azz day in Houston 😒...Drinkin' my coffee just rolled up🤸🏾‍♀️ This is too funnyyyy

Now Q you ain’t learned nothing from the last edible experience?? I just knew this was a reupload lol. I’m glad you have some good friends.

I screamed when you said, I can’t wear my outfit again because I’m pretty sure I was laying in piss😂😂😂😂

Oh, this is hilarious! It takes me back to my college friends who came out in the 80s. So funny, and so true to life. Much respect!

I love the increased content! You haven’t just given us more content, you are giving us good content.

Diamond and Silk's twin sis just watching for your fall.....Too bad. Keep Winning!!!

Girl I was bed bound for 24 hours high off two cookie edibles... everything was slow motion and I was higher than cooter brown

Omg I needed this laugh today 🤣🤣 I had to share this laugh with my mother. We love you.

I had to play this twice. Laughing so hard.You are a great storyteller. I still want to try some, but I’ll stay home when I try it

I be having all sorts of transcended ass thoughts and ideas when I take one but then be too gone to sit upright and write the shit down

TEARS 😂😂😂😂😂 man said don’t laugh at me to bad, too late!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

You’re not alone, Q! I’ve had my own edible experience in connection with my first and only Sleep No More experience. It was crazy! I ended up being picked up by friends from The Eagle in NYC 😏😅

AND YIU I HAD TO COME through WITH A COMMENT!! Q YOU HAD ME TIGHT AND LAUGHING THE WHOKE TIME!!!! I can’t 🙉🙉🙉

Notification GangGang!!!

I hardly laughed sis! I’m glad you made it out ok!? Edibles be a hit or miss for a lot of ppl! So happy you’re ok! 😘😘

The way I just hollered!!! I tried an edible but was at home. I ate one and felt dizzy asl. I woke up down to tha floor where my dog was and he looking at me like, “bih! Whatchu done ate?”. I had a hangover headache from satan himself the next day. Never again!

Lol..Dineva you are a Nut....lmao. You made my night!!!

😂😂😂😂😂 when you said you felt liquid...I lost it. I'm high but I'm not that high

This was so funny I sent it to my sister...😂😂😂. Thank you so much for laugh.

That was me when I hit the dab the second time. My body went numb but my mind was racing. Everybody was like ride the wave. I was like f*@% the wave, I am trying to go home. Had me paranoid as hell but couldn't move. I have tried edibles before, I usually take a little before bed. I just make sure I am in bed, phone charged and I can sleep in the next day in case I oversleep.

Omg!! I literally hollered through this whole video!

I was trying not to laugh but I did a chocolate mint one time and all I know is I woke up in the Emergency Room the next morning 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️! You are right Don’t mess with that stuff❌

Edibles make my body so relaxed that I can’t move.

" when I woke up" 😭😭 The Angel's in heaven done signed yo name Dineva 😂😂😂

My body can’t take THC/edibles. Your story sounds like mine!

Down @ the bar where the Honda cars be my fav line😂😂😂

One time my friend has some sour strip candy laying out and I ate one and a half and he was like that was an edible...had me roaming around all through the streets of Atlanta and Lenox mall trying to shop. A mess.

That shit made me laugh!! I can picture you all flustered,shirt unbuttoned walking through the restaurant!! I’m so sorry that tickled the hell out of me!!

No more !! Life is trying to tell you to focus, old things aren’t working anymore !!!! Bigger blessings require more focus !! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Showed this to hubby. He gon make us some. I’m scared. And I smoke til you rescore.

I know this wasn’t funny but baby you gave me my laugh of the day

Stay away from those edibles Funky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GASPPPPP Q I thought you was telling an OLD story 🤣 I said I know he ain’t upload a repeat! 😩

Dineva!!! You are HALARIOUS!!!!😂😂😂😂 You are a messy baby!!!!!😂❤️🤭🤣🤣

I’m a nurse practitioner and I took a continuing education class on marijuana and edibles and it’s a lot of folks out here eating them all wrong 😩😩😩😩 you keep me laughing 😂

Between Q's story and reading through the comments.....I AM WEAK MAN!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 this literally was my experience. You're better than me bc I'll never try it again.

I'm over here crying laughing you made my day😂😂😂

I love you. I love how you tell a story.

Q be careful! Somebody was trying to Andrew Gillum you! But for real I’m glad you’re ok and had great friends with you who had your back.

They need to start back running those two commercials: 1. 🥚 frying in the 🍳...this is your brain on drugs, and 2. The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Please say "NO" to drugs, people. Smh🤦🏿‍♀️😆😆

Oh lawwwed! This story had me on the floor!!!!! Been there- just tooo damn high

I have eaten 0,5g weed cookie with peanut butter. So, my heart rate went like 180/120, im not sure if i ever had higher pressure, i really felt my heart, i had fear of heart stroke. I felt like problems with breathing, i had to concentrate on breathing a lot and feared sleeping. I was pale white and felt frozen cold and after 1min sweating hot. I had a total bad trip, panic attacks, worst thoughts (strokes, cancers, emergencies and so), my mind was completely lagging, like when you have bad trip on psychedelics. This took like 3 hours, i was thinking of calling ambulance, but since i had some experience with deep breathing, calming myself down, drinking a lot of water and listening to Bob Marleys 3 little birds. I slept like 10hours, now im quite tired, but i went on a 1,5 hour walking outside and going to sleep early today.

OMG‼️ You are telling MY story WORD 4 WORD‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣😬🤣 I was SOooo High‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣

This was toooo funny!!! I heard about them damn edibles. 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 thank you for sharing I needed this laugh 😆 😂 🤣