I almost made it to age 100 then this happened - 100 Years Life Simulator 

the guy in game: *breathes* game: *retry?*

Aw man don’t you hate it when you’re just playing with your friends in the water and then you get eaten by a shark

Him: * Crying because his parents have died * Also him: W h o o H o o Him:* Falls from a plane and gets stranded on an island alone * Also him: w h o o h o o

This games logic: **gets poor** Also him: GETS AIROPLANE GETS UBER GETS HOME SOME HOW

Me: **Making a meme** Bijuu Mike: **Posts** Me: *I'm about to do something called a pro gamer move*

This game's randomness truly says something about society

Bijuu: "Welcome back to-" Every Omori and YTTD fans: "Where's the next...EPISODE?!?!"

him: **dances** Escapes Prison: **dances** Most Tragic event: **DANCES**

It’s illegal to be homeless! Immediate 10 years in jail!

Even if tragic things happen in the game , he'll always be happy to say *WOOHOO*

This game is so stupid since no matter what you choose, you always get the same ending for the girl and guy

Boss: Massage my feet. Same Boss: Massaging your boss’s feet is inappropriate.

Fun fact : the *real* first person is in fact typing their comment right now or probably watching

Our main character has the same hair as Micheal- *CONSPIRACIES.?!*

Knowledge of the day: sharks are more interested in rafts than humans

I literally got an ad for this game while watching this

"What is this skyrim?!" -Bijuu Mike 2021

The “Wee!” When the baby got pushed got me, lol

5:29 YES, you have said the heavenly word ''Skyrim'' which makes this my fav vid of all time😌

It’s so funny when the mom takes off her shirt at age 1

This whole story is actually what my parents had to go through to make it to school every day

Bro I was dying when he said sir it is illegal to be homeless

I was literally watching one of your other videos when this popped up on my phone can’t wait to watch

That whole “oLgA” part got me crying😂😭😂😭

"why are you hitting with a bow?" wait til he sees Childe and Yelan's attacks 😭

being 100 years old be like: I love that time I almost died from a shark!

"Sir it is illegal to be homeless" -some random police guy 2:30

please make more of these lmaoo. surprisingly this game is addicting to watch 😂

I adore your videos. 💜 Thank you for all you do.

I was crying because of something and this just made me feel better

"This better than watching anime girls" -Bijuu mike

GOD BIJUU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER UNTIL YOU MADE A NEW LIFE SIM VIDEO!!!! thx :]

Dancing and yelling "WOOHOO" shall always fix your problems kids. No matter what happens. Love ur vids btw❤️🧡💛💚💜💙 definitely make more vids bout this game Plz.

I love this channel i have bean waching for years and will not stop waching

Bijuu Mike, I downloaded this game and when you don't massage your boss's legs, you still get fired. Also its the same minister from the church you go to as a kid.

100 years and we can’t even get laid 💀

when the baby got pushed in the hole i literally went “HAH”

6:11 Egypt, have you ever even been to Arizona before lol

i just watched your ddlc exit music series and it broke me and i never break

I'm planning to go through life as well. I'm on the Tea-enthusiast route rn. It's really interesting

From becoming the next Jimmy to becoming the castaway

this is so cool i am your bigggest fan and i am also subscribed to you

I still remember the 1st episode. And I always will lmao.

Fun fact: in bitlife if you go into the settings you can find an option to see More of your bitlife (pressing age twice is one year)

YASSSSS YOU DID A PART 2 WHAT I ASMED FIR THANK YOU SO MUCH

His videos always make my day better I always laugh

“I think he’s crying...” “But I’m an asskicker!

we're literally doing stuff for olga at this point-

Pog also Jimmy’s don’t say you’re first cause you’re not and it doesn’t even matter

Would love another one of these!

_"What did you get in for?"_ _"I killed a child."_ _"I was homeless."_ _"Y o u m o n s t e r"_

ain't you gonna pick he soap up😏

There's a Fnf ad and the beginning of this video and I actually thought it was you playing Fnf🤣🤣🤣

Remember, this all happened because his boss fired him.

Bijuu, last time I really looked, you were at 2.6m subs. Now, it's past 3. WOW. Well deserved. ♡

Not sure if this game is finished because your decisions have no consequences, it's the same life every time. But I do love the concept behind this game.

Yeah so that happened and I'm glad that you are playing it again

Bijuu i have major news, your in an anime called Kurokos basketball

14:55 look at those moves, he never found his shoe, but he knows what to do 😎

When your character jumped into that sewer, he looked like he vented

9:34 my new favorite joke

I'm just coming here to watch again Mike screaming OLGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there is a good ending just do the right things in the game

guy in game: *goes to jail* WOOHOOO bijuu: STOP SAYING WOOHOO

18:56 the guy built like Barney mixed with Bing Bong from Inside Out

19:18 That's the best sound effect ever

Police: It’s illegal to be homeless Me: Yes I see I see, I guess life is illegal

BIJUU!! Monika's week in Fnf was rebooted with an updated song!!

Bijuu:I think we are in Arizona or something Me:I think your in Africa

16:28 wait, that woman is one of the kids you went swimming with when you got eaten by the big fish! Destiny?

My first reaction: Oh god what is he doing now…*smh*

Hey umm I’m not sure if anyone else has suggested this but have you tried the vs Sunday mod? Apparently taken been remastered and it’s EPIC

Imagine being in prison and your roommate asks why your in prison and you say because i was homeless 😔🤣😂😂😂

the shark when you playing with your friends: *ı see no problem* the shark when you are in your boat: *ım about to end this man's whole carrier*

I'm describing; all your videos I'm really subscribing them so real

4:21 Me: *dances with him* My mom: *walks in* Me: 👁👄👁

YAY, 40 YEARS!

1:26 it's like me telling you to buy a new house when it has 1 (one) problem

This game again, I honestly love it so far xd

Hey Bijuu Mike! If you're going to make another fnf video you should try vs Sunday its very cool

Play more, 100 years. Bijuu mike. Everyone loves Olga. She’s such a good girlfriend. “Totally not a gold digger,” ah yes. Dancing when your running from cops. WOOHOO!

I think you should try to play Sally Face again. I know you played it a little and you didn't continue it because most of the scrubs didn't like it but now there are more scrubs and they might like it and so might you. Idk why I said "they" while I'm a scrub myself

if you guys didnt know this place is from fire work mania 7:15

4:34 oh no... The mighty unholy soap

Hey bujji Mike, have you done Friday night funking vs Sunday yet? Its really good and I think you would like it!

Vs monika has an update you should play it

Lmaoooo is no one going to talk about when they dropped the soap in prison 😭😂😶💀💀💀🤚🤚

The childhood home was actually the heighborhood from a game called fireworks mania which I think you should play

when i played this game and the cop came up to me and said "sir, it's illegal to be homeless" i started sobbing

Time for part 2 of Bijuu Mike plays M rated game

Love you videos I’m trying to beat tricky on Medium so I can unlock the last phase do you have Any advice?

imagine if he explored the rest of mugens games

0:32 "hot coffee anyone"

I want to know how different each route is like with the tinder thing, if you went with someone else would everything afterwards change?

HELLO BIJU

Boss: Can you come over and fix it for me? Bijuu: Ummm.....👀 (Also hope everyone is doing great! :D)

It's currently 1am in my place TwT

Just awsome like guessing what problem like a game you guest

Apparently, Olga left you mike. Good job.

Can you play the Mimic on roblox?? It’s actually scary and if you don’t… She’ll be under your bed….