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Комментарии : 2 тыс.

@CJ_8911 Год назад

Speaking of lave, 2 years ago Phoenix made a video titled "strangest Minecraft questions on the internet" and someone there already mentioned lave. Dude was ahead of his time.

@FunFactManiac Год назад

omg, you're right... it took me a really long time to find that video, but it's true. ...lave...

@whatusernameis5295 Год назад

ok time travel is confirmed now

@Lord_X215 Год назад

0_0

@CJ_8911 Год назад

@@Watermelime i want to apologize because I thought it's a rick roll

@PhoenixSC Год назад

Omg I just checked and you're right!!

@TheEngieTF2 Год назад

Not only Phoenix SC and the Minecraft community mocked Mojang for their mistake for the Minecraft updates, but they even doxxed them for it. Truly the wonders of internet culture

@mihailmilev9909 Год назад

Lol

@doubleziv Год назад

lol

@F_mboy Год назад

lOL

@engineertf2971 Год назад

Yo is that another Engineer?

@railroading Год назад

What might the updates be?

@ytgshlung Год назад

the fact that mojang removed fireflies instead of just... not making frogs eat them? pains me

@TheSilverHermitMage Год назад

Yeah they dint remove cookies even though they killed parrots idk why they can't do this

@theaveragecomment1014 Год назад

Yeah surely the frogs just wouldn’t eat them. That makes way more sense

@PraiseHeavyLobster Год назад

@@TheSilverHermitMage to be fair, cookies were added to the game way before parrots were added. Id be fine if Mojang just made frogs not eat fire flies and give fire flies another use.

@TiagoH1710 Год назад

@@PraiseHeavyLobster or no use like bats, just decorative mob

@theaveragecomment1014 Год назад

@FierySpirit That’s an odd excuse. They were kinda promised to be there so surely they could bring them in in a later update?

@MalachiGuy 10 месяцев назад

This Subreddit will never run out of Minecraft characters possessing liquid-like properties and getting put through tubes and funnels

@SemiHypercube Год назад

1:00 I think mushrooms were the first foods to be added into the game very early on, interestingly there red mushrooms depleted health upon eating them rather than healing, so it is kind of weird that they got used for stew

@mewnani Год назад

There are a few mushrooms out there that can make you sick if eaten raw, but are safe to eat after being cooked, so maybe the red mushroom in Minecraft is one of those. ...Or Notch just didn't think that hard about it.

@kasperfabchbrandt537 Год назад

It's actually pretty easy to remove the toxins from fly agaric, and they are regularly used in cooking in some parts of the world. I guess we can just assume that Steve learned about parboiling them before eating them (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria#Culinary_use )

@user-tzzglsstle585e38 Год назад

Besides; there are mushroom irl that are edible (obviously) and minecraft's mushrooms aren't really named and made to be anything specific (like chocolate cookies to parrots for example). Besides, you can't eat mushrooms raw in this game and the fact that you can't make stew from nether shrooms says something.

@straightasarainbow5344 Год назад

It would actually be pretty cool if they harmed you when eaten raw but were fine in the stew

@Nevir202 Год назад

@@mewnani A LOT of toxins denature with heat, which isn't surprising, as they they are by nature, volatile organic compounds. Most volatile compounds tend to react and turn into something else in the presence of heat.

@SilverMSM Год назад

“Because they’ve been in the game for so long, we can’t remove them.” Zombie pigmen:

@MaxerV19 Год назад

Miss them already

@Aizistral Год назад

Those weren't removed, they were... reconsidered.

@user-tzzglsstle585e38 Год назад

Yeah doesn't work, they are just renamed and their head changed, literally everything else about them didn't change.

@ChromaCaipira Год назад

Updates, people, updates!

@gabrielbarros493 Год назад

firstly, they were just changed secondly, a lot of peolpe hated it to be removed

@breadbird Год назад

the “hey dream stans you wanna manhunt irl? join the army!” got me dying

@xor_the_protogen Год назад

Same. Though, look at the @ of that account. "0fficial". It's got a checkmark. Gotta love twitter blue... 💀

@tashkent561 Год назад

Except that "being hunted by the Taliban" would be more accurate.

@ThisAlias Год назад

Yeah but hunting the Taliban didn't go that well I guess. Especially when you realize that they spend a ton of tax money to replace the Taliban government with the Taliban Government in just 20 years... Makes you reconsider joining the army

@jackmurray302 Год назад

The final one inspires abject horror within me, for some reason

@Gl1tcherBro Год назад

Maybe because you thought they were going to die because they were not in 1.9

@bersspon3256 Год назад

Right? I physically jumped a bit when he started flying, idk why it hit me like a brick

@ssupermarlo Год назад

i felt weird when they started running and then terror went into my body when they started flying

@StuffandThings_ Год назад

6:55 Man, I feel that. Elytra addiction is too powerful. Its so weird remembering when minecarts and walking were all we had.

@kikosawa Год назад

me, who doesn't want to go to the end until all of the world is built in

@TheIonoZone Год назад

@@kikosawa you literally explain what i do in my minecraft survival world

@Pawtacle Год назад

OH! I was wondering what the last one was about, damn I feel stupid now :D

@Jubean Год назад

I play on a survival server where we have disabled elytras, it is actually so much more fun and more interesting. Also tall and angled builds are so much more impressive

@Hunoa44 Год назад

I t-pose and use redstone piston-slimeblock-observer contraption to fly instead of elytra :) My own private cesna plane

@goom4689 Год назад

that ending was a jumpscare, i genuinely yelled

@tomaskaila Год назад

the definition of blursed video >_>

@Shry99 Год назад

Hang on… i am dumb? I don’t see anything at the end besides someone mining then gliding

@Syreyup Год назад

elytras didnt exist till release 1.9, that video was in alpha

@whorlingwisteria Год назад

@@Shry99 I'm pretty sure that it's an old edition of Minecraft with the new (relative to the old textures etc) elytra

@TekLor Год назад

Is from a mod that generate alpha and - or beta terrain in 1.16 +, so you have elytras in "alpha"

@JustPineapple Год назад

1:56 Physically Pained Me

@ljtheone Год назад

0:20 bayblade bayblade let it rip

@SAGAMERISTIC Год назад

5:49 that's not Steve that's drowned who saw the egg and then kept it in the treasure chest and then Steve finds it in the chest while exploring underwayer

@robocookie1662 Год назад

NOT STEVE

@jacobwilks9204 Год назад

Nobody is talking about the US army post

@NinjaBray Год назад

It's the person that eventually became a drowned.

@Rudxain Год назад

"Underwayer". New idea for Phoenix!

@pierrickpenard-dumont889 Год назад

5:03 the "IS THAT A CHALLENGE?" is perfect just after the "don't do that, it's gonna hurt" with the step-torch

@eperou8846 9 месяцев назад

op here, bit late but yeah lmao i was asking a friend for advancements and stuff

@OR56 Год назад

3:10 Someone turned the Jetstream Sam death scene into a Minecraft animation! Wow! They must have seen that meme using the original and decided to make it MC. Awesome!

@KiiXii Год назад

The way how the torch is stuck is because it’s burred in snow and put in via commands, the snow then has a grass texture.

@Virtualleeeeee Год назад

Phoenix: posts new video Me: what’s this? Phoenix: shows axolotl with swords Me: uh oh… it’s that time of the month again…

@justapak_ Год назад

@tahsinbasit Год назад

Hmmmmmmmm?

@haijehiemstra2883 Год назад

@xXBlackPeterGamingXx tf?

@Toya-xp3ei 7 месяцев назад

That axolotl defeated a warden

@Trident_Gaming03 Год назад

"You guys'll find every possible way to claim that they're lazy, even though they're obviously not" [66 Seconds Later] "Wow, have they just forgotten about education edition?"

@standa_a_stepa Год назад

3:20 bro thinks he Walter White 💀💀

@Badmaximus8 Год назад

Bro thinks that scene was from breaking bad 💀

@charmyzard Год назад

The 5:28 concept is so cool. Now you can gather armies and fight like it's the 19th century and completely break SMPs.

@theCallOfLate Год назад

Yes

@pipebombmailer Год назад

bribing pillagers to become minutemen

@PelinalWhitestrake9147 Год назад

@@pipebombmailer They already have a lot of settlements

@kshroom Год назад

Yes

@CanadianToaster22 9 месяцев назад

@@PelinalWhitestrake9147Hey, another settlement needs your help. I’ve marked it on your map

@krengdroid Год назад

as a dumpster, we sure hate when mojang employees work inside us

@hahanamegobrrr6667 Год назад

Lave actually sounds like an expensive clothing brand, especially with that "logo"

@jaye3 Год назад

I guess the fictional "red mushroom" doesn't have to be poisonous, since it isn't called "fly agaric"

@wojrach Год назад

If you're questioning everything, then you could as well call yourself Phoenix Wright

@TopDiggerYT Год назад

Mojang really "Bamboozled" us with the amount of bamboo you need to craft a bamboo block!

@ihaveinternet Год назад

porky it's me

@asherkime5910 Год назад

That is what he said in the video

@TopDiggerYT Год назад

@@ihaveinternet who?

@ihaveinternet Год назад

@@TopDiggerYT check ur discord

@TopDiggerYT Год назад

@@ihaveinternet me kant be on discork rn

@MonocleMC Год назад

It's a rarity for Pheonix to upload a video longer than 5 minutes.

@Screecher_says_stuff Год назад

How do you only have 24 likes in 12 hours of posting this?

@Luccareis2304 Год назад

As some wise man said once: you can eat every single mushroom, but some of them only once

@CrashOzzy1223 Год назад

5:23 Christian kirbo: be’n sneaky

@raeesronaldo Год назад

0:08 it's official, phoenix is no longer family friendly : D (boss name)

@brunoaltoe100 Год назад

I dunno what you’re talking about, it definitely says “puck”. For sure. Yup. No doubt about it. No doubt. There may be a little bit of doubt.

@jonathanc6767 10 месяцев назад

@@brunoaltoe100it said the f word

@Mr.pangolin901 9 месяцев назад

@@jonathanc6767 hmm yeah no it doesn’t say that Have you not heard of sarcasm?

@jonathanc6767 9 месяцев назад

@@Mr.pangolin901have you heard of being dumb

@GhuardyT Год назад

2:52 yes phoenix that's funny

@PolPolW Год назад

1:48 Anyone else hear bungee zombie?

@coolgummybearpicture Год назад

I heard it

@Hongtae_Spinoliker555 8 месяцев назад

Same

@4nxiousc4ndy 3 месяца назад

Why is it there

@Ontario_Mapper Год назад

0:49 *approximately 12 million kids join the military, all holding diamond swords and flying in a Eleytra to afganistan*

@nomey07 Год назад

* Gets hit by an rpg in mid air *

@TobyConger Год назад

1:17 chiseled bookshelf rolled

@TheOrigamiGenius Год назад

We need Phoenix to make full length videos on his subreddit

@sprocket442 Год назад

tru

@seedasadee4424 Год назад

If axolotl has netherite sword ring. you were already know what happened next right?

@Zaluuk Год назад

1:25 ive seen bad apple in so many different ways even in discord messages

@zanclawpyro Год назад

So many as so many half life mods lol

@CaptainMurasaTheULTRAKILLFan24 Год назад

Xiaomi Banning Chiseled Bookshelf in Minecraft

@Parthgamer123 2 месяца назад

@DarkUproar Год назад

Mojang devs: mess one thing up Phoenix SC: and i took that personally

@TheBlueAxolotl. Год назад

6:45 now the joke here is, the guy has an elytra and those didn’t exist then.

@MaxerV19 Год назад

Yes.

@deltaeptat1546 Год назад

Yes.

@irishuisman1450 Год назад

Yes.

@seaurchin7 Год назад

@DarknessDeveloper Год назад

And sprinting iirc

@creeperbro7677 Год назад

4:20 the most underrated "NOOOOO" meme so far

@tallynnyntyg6008 Год назад

2:01 And light hurts them!

@awesomeness360SP Год назад

The last clip with the old Minecraft textures had me convinced, until they used elytra, but that itself was kinda wholesome. Like bringing a little bit from the future of Minecraft back to the past, for old times sake.

@SteldootVA Год назад

Axolotl used Swords Dance! Axolotl's attack sharply increased! Axolotl used Rapid Spin! It was super effective!

@GuyCalledIvan Год назад

3:17 This looks like that cutscene from MGR:R

@raiden542 Год назад

I wonder why 🤔

@Valveiscool. Год назад

Cuz it is

@bluefire3939 Год назад

6:44 I think most of us know what that block breaking pattern reminded us of.

@vristooexpensive7606 Год назад

what

@vehicleboi5598 Год назад

@leannefox2112 Год назад

ummmmmmmmm The Creeper Rap?

@bluefire3939 Год назад

@@leannefox2112 Indeed.

@H4L0GUY117 9 месяцев назад

@@bluefire3939that's just stone mining sounds?

@tyranttracergaming Год назад

0:34 these type of videos always remind me of the dreams in tommadachi life

@itloaf Год назад

omg true

@NH1507 Год назад

tomodachi life fan spotted

@popcorn_ron Год назад

0:02 The final boss of Minecraft

@pLzza4150 Год назад

axolotl: I AM GOD

@banajyotsnabaruah7744 Год назад

axolotl:Axe olotl

@ManikDarkCat Год назад

Axolotl uses swords dance

@retrobat1631 Год назад

Seeing the Elytra in such an old form of Minecraft hurts.

@mr.cringe8773 Год назад

I always knew axolotls were op souls bosses

@craytherlaygaming2852 Год назад

The fact... that Badapple is so widespread and well known... that I get to hear Pheonix mention it by name is beautiful. .... now could someone please... make a version of that awesome Gensokyo map... FOR 1.18 AT LEAST!?

@MisterSleep1123 Год назад

Ever tried harvesting all those bamboo in the bamboo forest of the lost?

@BinglesP Год назад

RIGHT especially with cherry blossoms added

@anorbinspace51 11 месяцев назад

You love using ... don't you?

@craytherlaygaming2852 11 месяцев назад

@@anorbinspace51 I type as I would speak, so if I would have paused irl, I pause in typing. Also... does this mean you've seen other comments of mine? Cause thats, not something you'd assume from one post alone.

@craytherlaygaming2852 11 месяцев назад

@@MisterSleep1123 Nah, too busy sneaking into the SDM and getting my ass whooped. What? surely you've wanted a neat secret base in the super dangerous vampire mansion.

@chrisjankay2488 Год назад

(0:22) Ah yes, beyblade

@DavidGaming69 7 месяцев назад

beeblade

@Ltanti-furry Год назад

On the last video I felt an emotion that I’ve never felt before

@therealludwigtheholyblade Год назад

You know a video is a banger when it opens with the Vordt theme kicking in

@blufferfish0896 Год назад

6:15 literally made me burst out laughing

@DarkUproar Год назад

2:57 maybe mojang is hiding the copper golem in there

@zorpglorp Год назад

3:05 yeah they will also find every way to hate on bedrock 😭

@joannenewton2755 Год назад

We bedrock players are the BEST

@AVPolaris1 Год назад

What a disappointment of a minecraft edition 💀💀💀💀

@zorpglorp Год назад

@@AVPolaris1 imagine hating your own playerbase. bedrock and java are both minecraft. who cares what came first. you can't run java edition on a phone or console without it crashing

@vaguedestruction Год назад

The torch at 4:55 was just an armor stand holding it + command blocks for particles

@wiggel2161 Год назад

It could also be the Tiny Torch from Actually Additions

@puzzlick7088 Год назад

the last one was the most cursed thing Ive seen. Adding among us to vanilla would be less curse

@omen3324 Год назад

5:35 Pov: Bonifacio at bulakan

@Hxkari Год назад

are u a fellow Filipino?

@omen3324 Год назад

@@Hxkari Yes Po!

@Hxkari Год назад

nice

@aperturetime4156 Год назад

2:31 10.3 blocks

@NC_Isro_64 Год назад

@GoldAxoMC Год назад

0:15 Beautiful... Just beautiful...

@ironcladking3427 Год назад

2:28 See the square root of 106 is not whole, so you have to find a perfect square multiplied by a number(but you use the square root of the number; p.s. it does not have to be a perfect square) to get 106(remember, 25 + 81 = 106). Halfway into writing this I realized that the expression in the first line can’t apply to 106, so now my 8th grade knowledge has run out. Help.

@vulcher7927 Год назад

Shut it nerd Before I take your lunch money

@beaconblaster33 Год назад

try to get some factors of 106 until you get √(x•y)=√x•√y if x is a square number then you can get n√y that's how something like 2√5 is formed yeah it's pretty much the final result and widely accepted

@asherkime5910 Год назад

Yeah it’s hard to reduce you really only have a decimal representation for this one , it’s irreducible if I’m not mistaken

@imboredsonowimdirt7049 Год назад

What ever happened to a2+b2=c2

@TeufortHeavy Год назад

9^2 + 5^2 = 106 √106 = 10.2

@Senior_duckster33 Год назад

4:57 "it's gonna hurt.." what!?!?!😳

@shinanimatio Год назад

💀

@Crayonboutjoe Год назад

@@shinanimatio burnt

@GenericDan Год назад

2:11 Is there a joke that I'm missing? I thought Steve's height was common knowledge.

@elchuchooofin3807 Год назад

3:17 fun fact: that actually is a reference to mgr revengeance when Jetstream sam dies

@Local_Toaster Год назад

phoenix always gives us good content of making fun of Mojang for doing the smallest mistakes 👍

@ThatDiamondGuy1565 Год назад

4:44 Its supposed to be a sheep dyed red I think but its better as an among us.

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 Год назад

In education edition you can attach balloons too mobs and they’ll fly away. It’s a cow with a red balloon

@xyannail4678 Год назад

@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539That's 4:02 not 4:44

@MrDiGnDeeP Год назад

2:43 "Yes, it would be very loud", ... YES SIR

@fredbronkema6963 Год назад

Just the instant pain as soon as he started gliding at the end

@roboticleader5723 Год назад

Since 9 squared is 81 and 5 squared is 25 we add both of them to get 106. The square root of 106 is 10.295630141. the eye of ender travelled exactly 10.295630141 Blocks. I’ve had too much soda tonight.

@chubbyanimalenthusiast70 Год назад

5:17 HA IM NOT CRAZY I knew I couldn’t be the only one who thought of that as Rock Paper Scissors

@mosstheboss3764 Год назад

*sees thumbnail* Damn new minecraft update looking siiiiick

@Cocogamer364 Год назад

7 minuet Phoenix SC video 😮‍💨 we eatin good

@maurice_from_ultrakill Год назад

The fact that the axolotl was named "fuc k" made it so much funnier

@alphamu0 Год назад

3:12 Jetstream Steve!?!

@kajaarmfordsso8264 Год назад

0:04 OooH! An Rumba! I love this. 😁

@gabrielnavia168 Год назад

man nastalgic minecraft is such a great refresher 6:56

@bromomento3142 Год назад

6:08 we need a mod/data pack that forces you to do the dance at the “bah”s- replacing the soundtrack with mario music.

@jesusmendoza297 Год назад

The trolling possibilities

@5uperM Год назад

1:09 Actually it's okay to eat those mushrooms if you boil them twice and get rid of the water.

@SirNobleIZH Год назад

5:00 "It's a torch... it's gonna hurt" *no pain no gain*

@BossJayAy Год назад

0:09 Standing here, I realize

@SuperDZ555 Год назад

0:40 imagine this was real tho

@chanyy6838 Год назад

1:44 And even till today, 0 people have made Lagtrain played on bookshelves

@adhiprajna4127 Год назад

Oh yeahh, forgit about that

@jackofclubs6229 Год назад

1:53 Cool. *Now place TNT.*

@EpicBanana1560 Год назад

ayo😳

@ordinarylegoguy 11 месяцев назад

@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

@ordinarylegoguy 11 месяцев назад

@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

@ordinarylegoguy 11 месяцев назад

@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

@ordinarylegoguy 11 месяцев назад

@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

@maxrelax5940 Год назад

a 7min pheonix sc, what a treat. reminds me of the 7h pyrocynical video

@DryPaperHammerBro Год назад

I can explain the error at 6:22: They were reviewing the Legacy Console Edition, which is developed by 4J Studios, a Scottish game studio

@sorenmortimer4246 Год назад

for the torch "buried in dirt" meme. they used a mod that has a mini torch (IIRC its Applied Energistics 2)

@crunchyoghurt Год назад

0:02 Pale king: I'll take your entire stock

@catborgir8763 Год назад

Sometimes in life, you just need fenixSC videos to cheer u up 😂

@redleader4876 Год назад

6:38 Me: _Getting nostalgic flashbacks_ #MakeMCSMSeason3

@krio1267 Год назад

6:28 GIVE ME THIS GAME.... NOW!

@ruthiewitter569 9 месяцев назад

That last one really threw me for a loop ngl

@Romanovs-wh4ej Год назад

4:30 AY MAN AY NO NEED TO SAY IT

@bukkchickenbukk Год назад

3:44 I SAID THAT! I SAID IT BEFORE THAT DUDE DID!

@breadbird Год назад

chill its not a competition

@Average_Deku Год назад

please tell me i'm not the only one who still unironically laughs at the jeb scream

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 10 месяцев назад

0:57 Remove the ability for frogs to eat fireflies and keep them in - Man waving away. Feed cookies to parrots, slice your dog and cat, and turn turtles into bowls - Yeah I'm down for that.