I asked 33k people to LIE on my survey. Here are the results. 

"What gender you identify yourself as?" 10. Your mom 11. Gay

Someone said they had 0.5 sexual partners. *Oh no.*

“What is your relationship with your parents” It’s the second worst thing that’s happened to those orphans

Wilbur: “How do you live with yourselves?” Me: “I don’t. I shift realities at every minor inconvenience.”

For the “What job did you want growing up” I’m surprised “Alive” wasn’t one of the tops answers tbh

"Please lie" Everyone: *Says the truth* "Please answer as truthfully as possible" Everyone: *lies*

"How is your relationship with your parents?" 'Alive' Damn. I got one dead, one alive.

"How's your relationship with your parents?" absolutely perfect. nothing bad. my dad is sober, and my mom doesn't smoke. my dad and mom don't fight a lot, and my dad totally didn't try to buy my love and manipulate me after they divorced, and after getting back together with her treating me like shit. nope, never happened. nothing close to it.

"Can you tell us an interesting fact about yourself?" Yes

OMG HE READ THE QUESTION “are you happy” AND THEN THE AD THAT GOES “how bout no” POPPED UP. IM DYING 😂

“do you miss any of your ex-partners?” of course not my aim is better than that

Can we just appreciate that Wilbur is genuinely concerned for his fanbase? You can literally hear the concern in his voice while reading some of those messages...

"What's your gender?" a t o a s t e r

"What is your relationship with your parents?" "Technoblade hasn't gotten to them."

A lot of people are talking about Wilburs fans being depressed, but I’m just sitting here wheezing as the number goes up when he searched “penis”

He should go through the new responses. I would love to know how many people said L'manburg as what country they're from

People who answered "yes" to everything on this survey: "Well yes, but actually no"

I feel like 70% of the people who took the survey forgot they had to lie

When it was the biggest fear and said death and Wilbur was like “these are genuine fears” I was like “oh… I thought we just all wanted to die”

I love the guy who said "none, they all suck" on the presidents one

He actually got upset when he found out most of his audience is depressed/sad, he was genuinely concerned about all his fans' mental health, I love him so much

Alternate title: Wilbur finds out that we’re pretty much all depressed

Wilbur: “what’s your favorite country?” 393 people: *Yes*

Lol. Just a couple of answers on the survey that he did not read. “I’m straight” “I’m not gay”

I love that one of the most popular answers to “tell me an interesting fact about yourself” was “I’m straight” meaning a lot of people answering were not straight

Wilbur: *Makes one history mistake* Wilbur: Hang me in the square 💀

"What is your biggest fear" "Soothouse"... lmao didnt see that one coming

"you want to talk?" tHeRaPy WiTh WiLbUr actually i would love to talk-

Alternate title: RU-vidr realizes his fan base is depressed

I love how he says "so what have I learned? I've learned that you are very sick, twisted individuals" - 18:12

"Who is your favorite US president" Hundreds of people: *Adolf Hitler*

“What gender are you?”* *”toaster”*

My teacher showed us this video for a demo of what not to do on google forms

"I'm madly in love with everything you do, but how do you live with yourselves?" sounds like it would be one of his song lyrics.

How did he know what year Garfield was assassinated whereas I, an American, didn't even know we had a president named Garfield?

Wilbur: "Please lie." Everyone lies. Wilbur: "Why would you make that up?"

"What was your dream job growing up?" *J* *a* *i* *l* "What is your current occupation?" *J* *a* *i* *l*

Dear Wilbur, please do this again. Thank you

I lied about lying on the survey

so the thing we’ve learned today is that majority of wilburs fan base is INCREDIBLY SAD

Someone really answered "*dabs on depression*" oh god I just cant-

Good to know Wilbur’s fan base does not fear death. Imagine what we could accomplish, were he to lead us in glorious rebellion…

“I like the incest one.” -Wilbur 2019

I wish the person that said “the kazoo kid” as their favorite president a very lovely day/night.

Alternate title,”Wilbur discovers his kinky, depressed fan base”

The fact Wilbur cares so much about his audience and shows genuine concern. It makes me feel comfortable to know that despite how many of us there are hes still concerned and interactive. It almost brings me to tears everything I realize that, no wonder he's such a huge comfort to watch. Granted he probably won't see this, but a part of me hopes he does. He makes me happy and manages to cheer me up. So I thank you.

"What is your actual job" ＣＲＡＣＫ ＷＨＯＲＥ

The guy who answered “yes” identifies as “no”.

This is what we learned from this: YES

I love the fact that Wilbur is worried abt us, he’s a really big support, since my cat died the support slowly faded away, so he’s the reason why I didn’t leave, thanks for everything wil, you make my life better, I’m going on watching more of you’re videos, they make me happy and forget abt all the hard times I’m having

Wilbur: "you could say poopoo peepee for everything and still be correct!" Also Wilbur: *gets annoyed when people put "Mars" as where they were born because it's not a country*

Plot Twist: They're actually lying about lying

Wilbur: gets mad about getting the date of assassination wrong by one year Also Wilbur: Says Andrew Garfield instead of James

Quarantine changed Wilbur... now he's a dirty crime boi

the last question should have been "did u lie in this survey"

"How do you live with yourselves?" We don't Wilbur weren't you listening

"what is your relationship with your parents" "alive" me: HELP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING

i love how Wilbur is very caring about his fanbase for the people who said yes on "are you happy"

i feel like wilbur got sad after the “are you happy?” question

"I've also learned a lot of you are really sad..." … yeah, why do you think we're here?

Wilbur: "the majority of people answered..." The statistics: "1.2%"

the "i'm straight" on tell me about yourself really got me

The fact that he said the name of the Spider-Man actor instead of the president is truly inspiring.

“Wakanda isn’t a real place” I think he’s lying about this

Alternate title: wilbur growing more and more concerned about his fanbase

Love how the gender identity of "gay" comes before "god"

The fact that I just took this survey and I made it as depressing as possible, because that's how my life is going....yeah

I like how Wilbur really cares abt his fans like. He thought that he should talk to them

The last question should've been "Have you lied during this survey?"

For the “Who is your favourite president?” question I would have said, “Wilbur Soot”

I want to hear your pleasant and bright laughter again, which also makes me smile and laugh!

“What is your current relationship with your parents?” Me: *I’m not an orphan*

“What gender do you identify as” “God”

“The top answer is going to be an attack helicopter.”

“Have you murdered anyone?” “No.”

“I like the i n s c e s t one” - Wilbur 2019

Zimbabwe is the very last entry in those "select your country" boxes that some websites have.

This feels like 70% Bullying his followers and 30% pure concern

13:39 thank you Wilbur thank you you and Tommy are my comfort streamers I love both of you till infinity

"how do you live with yourself?" I don't

Wilbur: i will never work with animals and children again Tommyinnit: am i a joke to you?

"I think Yes should run for president" *Angry Jschlatt noises*

You should make another one that’s more updated with weird questions lol

Petition to take the survey again and all of us answer “yes”

My name is Yessica. I identify as a yes (the gender) Yesian (of the religion Yes) and I was born in Yes. I always wanted to be a yes, which caused yes between my parents and I. However, I ended up as a yes, my greatest fear. I really miss my ex No. Everyone around us pressured us into breaking up. They said it would never work. "Yes and No don't belong together!" That's what all the kids at school said behind our backs. It seemed like everyone was against us and eventually I just gave in. I really hope I didn't miss my chance, please help me find No! PLEASE I BEG YOU! :(

Why does a British guy know more about US presidents then most Americans 👁👄👁

For the fear one I just said "I have no fears", so I'm scared of basically everything.

"how many sexual partners have you had" Me: "More than 0"

“How many sexual partners have you had” All of them. They’re all mine.

I love the ending, Wilbur is an inspiring guy

"Lie about a fun fact" Person in the survey: "I'm straight"

You should do a video that’s: “Joining my viewers discord calls and checking if they need help”

you should have tried to make a survey where everyone is asked to lie and the second one where everybody just say the truth with the same questions and then compare the plots and results

"how is your relationship with your parents" They definitely made me feel beautiful, loved, and worthy of everything through my entire childhood. they never argued in the kitchen so much I had to hide in my room for almost an hour at a time and I could hardly go into the kitchen. I definitely don't almost have an eating disorder because of them, and my self image is so good because of them as well. I love being at home with them more than school because they never yell at me and they make me love being alive so much because they don't mentally abuse me when I definitely wasn't outed to them by someone I didn't think I could trust. They make me feel amazing when I try to help and they absolutely love my best friends/partners so I get to see them all the time. I never have to hide in my room at all because they don't make me feel uncomfortable at all

“Wilbur sits down” Camera: “violently shakes”

the fact that this british man knows more about american history then me, someone who lives in america

“What is your relationship with your family.” Well documented.

Imagine Wilbur as an online therapist for his fans

SO WE'RE JUST GONNA NOT TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SOOTHOUSE WAS ONE OF THE FEARS

"Who's your favorite president?" Jschlatt