I Attempted To Beat A 0.00% SUPER EXPERT Level.... 

"ya boi DGR used to be a longjumper in highschool" you know something's wrong when DGR's talking about highschool and not his college days

Dad Joke: Why is a Dad Joke called a Dad Joke? Because it is apparent.

16:15 "short and sweet" tag. maybe something got lost in translation.

2:24: Feel the pee Be the pee Smell the pee Become ONE WITH THE PEE Me: welp

"Today I'm feeling bold, and brash" *M O R E L I K E B E L O N G S I N T H E T R A S H*

Nothing like screaming, “TWiiiiiiiiiiiRL!” at my phone in public. Thanks for that moment.

First level teaches him to use his twirl finger, next level requires it and he forgets the lesson immediately.

DGR: “Feel the P” “Be the P” “Smell the P” Me: ... Ok

"Only use your twirlfinger when specifically asked for, if you use it when it's not asked for, it's gonna lead to trouble." *I love Dave's weird life advice*

13:25 As soon as I saw the zoom-in, I knew his run was over. That was rough, D. Made me clench...

Dave: how did i do so good the first time Me: remembers first try was his worst try

13:27 I would NOT have been able to mentally recover from that

4:06 Pause buffering seems to come from a different region every time XD

You know that when the camera zooms in something bad is about to happen.

Hey DGR! I made you a troll level (my first time!) I will edit this comment with the code. Code: TJR-GLR-YHG

DGR, I made you a checkpoint city remix, so check it out if you can!

13:29 this scream is like a kid trying to scream as loud as possible in class.

5:46 The yoda "mmm" ! hahah thanks for the great video DGR

13:30 the best "Noooooooooo" ever

2:24 Feel the pee, be the pee, smell the pee, become one with the pee. ~DGR

DGR: I have a couple of uncleared levels for you. 1: Just Run!!!!! - Look at the Clear Check Time! Code: Q9J-6H4-P1G 2: Bean Burrito 3 - Harder than BB2! Code: 9DF-DVX-BVF

Anyone else picturing Dave long jumping through the halls in high school? No? Just me? Ok then.

You'd really need courage, wisdom, and power for the link related level.

Level creator: *Makes Zs to help tell when to twirl.* Dave at every possible moment: "I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick!"

16:00 listen with your eyes closed

DGR is such a Happy guy. Even after the devastating defeat at 13:29, he's still laughing. I like that.

“How did I do so decent on the first attempt?” First attempt: jumps on the void.

8:57 That low battery warning reminded me to charge my Joy-Cons. Thanks Dave!

In before the f bomb edit! Jk. But seriously Dave please make this series into a playlist so I don't have to search for these... K thx.

Not gonna lie; started off with a cool level

12:54 my favorite DGR Moment.

"Smell the Pee." -DGR, 2020

How did you even DARE to do that second level without the YOLO Bolo?

*You have encountered a wild DGR* *The wild DGR uses Clutch Daddy Glasses* *The wild DGR gained x5 Luck!*

My heart was racing just watching you try not to touch the ground

I don't get how you put yourself through this kinda stuff😭😭😭 You're far stronger than I

2:24 no, no, no and just no so the super experts were easier for him? ... Dave is addicted to super expert XD maybe some normal difficulty ones will destroy him :P

I want smm 2 to😭😭😭

I was excitedly watching this episode the entire time thinking "Who is this new DGR and what super-expert tas bot has replaced him"

I got carpal tunnel syndrome just from watching the level with the "don't touch the ground" clear condition.

I set my phone down to take the dogs out came back in and heard...smell the p, be one with the p and I was scared and confused for a second.

Him: How do you like it?? Her: 2:14

Hello, David

Only using the twirl finger when completely nessacary-dgr 2020

Dave, I don't know if you are gonna get to read this message, but I need to share something with you. I'm unemployed, and for the last 12 months I've been studying for civil service entrance exams. It's been some hard times. Expectancy, stress and anxiety were almost like my undesired companions. However, in between study sessions, your videos were some kind of stress relief. I remember watching your troll levels playthroughs, which made me laugh a lot. Well, long story short, I recently got amazing news. I achieved the first position on my last exam, so I might start working soon. Your videos are part of this journey, so I felt like I needed to thank you. Keep on your wonderful work! (And sorry for my bad English).

13:34 depression in a nutshell

Jurisdiction? Did you mean Jerseydiction?

Will you do an Uncleared Viewer Levels video? If so, my level is Captain’s Conquest 1 (TN8-0HW-HWF)

I fell asleep while watching this and had a dream I was playing the game in multi versus with dgr

DGR: There are Ps suspended in the air Thats a hmm moment right there

He says he's daddy. He says he's uncle. Im confused in my position in this family...

I was fast

This is why I watch dave. He knows things like Elton John and BTO which make me feel less old.

FUN FACT Every Level in Mario makes 2 is possible, because when you make a level you have to make sure it works

12:57 i was so hoping you're gonna drop this line xD

18:21 DGR: “Give daddy a checkpoint!” Me: “I... I thought you were UNCLE Dave?!” 😱🤯”

Lol when he said low battery my phone actually told me low battery

That Link Kaizo level was actually really good! Well indicated, varied (not just jump-on-stuff like Mario kaizo levels often are), had nice spots to catch your breath in between (& no tight timer) - it's a real shame it's on the 0.00% series - it deserves better.

my day are rescued :) :D

18:17 Is Momo back on youtube??

2:25 Dave : Feel the pee, be the pee, spell the pee, eat the pee... *BECOME ONE WITH THE PEE* Me : master Dave, how do i *BECOME THE PEE* 👌

Hello

7:57 But I thought they never missed, huh?

Can you make a video where you try to beat records of famouse smm2 creaters becous I liked the other video's of it

Does anyone else find it off that he refers to himself as “Daddy”?

Hey DGR, please clear this level that is haunting me for days. I beg for you. 6Y8-CMD-6MG

16:05 we won, Mr Stark...

That face 12:39 (PAUSE THE VIDEO)

How can the algorithm determine what’s expert and what’s super expert if no one has beaten it yet?

Dave: *family friendly channel* Also Dave: 2:59

"smell the pee" I'm legit s(pee)chless.

Good collection of levels today actually

Dave: I need to jump in the MIDDLE of the P Mario: ( 2:09 ) But I want this one

imagine going for a stroll and you hear "youve been good to daddy" coming from that one house

“Feel the pee, smell the pee, become one with the pee” - Dave 2020

When he said full jump it sounded like one punch man opening

14:33 Me trying to keep things in the bedroom spicy with things I've heard online: "my thumb meat is so heckin tender right now"

It's cool how you sing some classic rock in your videos

The *S* in *DGR* stands for " *Sharing* sexual wisdom with 'in my old college days' truths and metaphors"

I love how it looks like Mario is sliding into the goal in the thumbnail

7:26 I literally clapped IRL for that win 😂😂

5:55 DGR: I just had a brilliant thought. ME: Who are you and what have you done with DGR?

Dave: feel the p be the p smell the p become one with the p, my repotation is p daddy, to great tip for life only use the twirl finger when specifically asked for if its not asked for its just gonna lead to trouble RU-vid: *This is family friendly video* (I remember one comment in another video saying this, but he needs to make a book about his highschool and college days, something felt wrong when he said *my link skills*)

“Where gonna try to beat ONE” Beats 3 before halfway through the video

2:23 me when ive been waiting in the pit under the outhouse for hours and my crush finally comes

Forte: In music: fortay (Italian). Meaning "strength": fort (French).

0:14 "bold and brash? More like belongs in the trash!" - dude from SpongeBob (Please tell me I'm not the only one to think of this XD) For real though ily dude, you're one of my favorite RU-vidrs ever, the energy of you and your channel is so fun, keep up the amazing work

Where DGR shows it can be a lot of fun to look like an idiot

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Hi DGR I made that level for your 0 % clear serie I don’t think it would be cleared for long because it’s a really really tight speedrun ;) *3KH-76Q-1HG*

"I attempted to do a SUPER EXPERT 0.00% Mario Maker Level" He says it in a way that sounds hard to do, it isn't dude. Plus, if you laugh at your deaths it's a great level and that enjoyment will help you get through.

If you’re looking for a video idea, Mayro just made a really hard new level. I’m pretty sure this is the level ID. It should take some serious grinding. YD8 QMG PNF

10:00 apparently Mario is naruto now

Hey Dave my friend one Mario maker has a level for you! If you can play this troll level here's the code! the video was great by the way! MCV LFT 6LG

I'm surprised these levels weren't actual hot garbage

2:24 "wise words from Dave."

How does this guy remain so calm and happy I don’t usually get mad at games but these levels are something else how can he do this

LITERALLY IF HE JUST TWIRLED DOWN HE WOULD OF MADE IT

16:10 - Your ticker is not on that side of your body!

10:00 and then DGR’s controller battery ran out