I Beat The Hardest Level In Poly Bridge 2 (100% complete) 

Captainsauce: I’ve cured my depression Poly bridge 2: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career

The more insane cap gets, the funnier the content, and the less i sleep. The best lose-lose stiuation

When he finished the “last” level and i Saw there was about a third of the video left i knew his sanity would go for a ride

“It’s not exactly rocket biology” - Captainsauce July 20th, 2020

Episode One: Cap: *Embezzles most of the budget* You’re putting my kids through college! “Final” Episode: Cap: *Losing self-control*

Sauce: 'Completes normal levels' Challenges: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

I like how he went from "Let me steal this last 1000", to "I still have 1000 left, i did something wrong"

No one Absolutely no one Captain Sauce: "Its not exactly rocket biology"

Captain Sauce: There is no way I'm making another half a dozen videos on this madness. Me: Yes, yes you are.

Oh sauce, it ain’t over. It ain’t even close to over. Edit: Check the front menu of the game. If you look around enough, you’ll find the second half of the game. Edit 2: He found it ;)

"DEVIL GRABBED ME BY THE BUTT CHEEKS AND BRPUGHT ME BACK DOWN" -Captain Sauce

Cap: “Maybe I just evolved beyond Polly bridge, I’ve transcended, this just isn’t a challenge for me anymore” Bridge: crunch Cap: 😐

The beginning bridge was really good. Count on cap to start his poly bridge videos with some sick flips

"It's not exactly rocket biology" CaptainSauce: 2020

“Multiply the weight of my depression” I just dropped dead laughing haha!

The dislikes are people who care about caps Sanity

We need this series to be Infinite!

I'm already laughing in the first 10 seconds 😂

Cap: *finishes building bridge* Cap: I think that's pretty good Ad for Quibi: *shows boulder destroying car*

When cap said Dino’s, I felt like: PLAY CELL TO SINGULARITY AGAIN PLEASE THEY ADDED DINOSAURS! Like so cap can see

Nobody: Literally nobody: Captain sauce: math math math, god dammit

watching Cap lose his sanity somehow returns mine that has been lost for years

We're stuck back in hell again for the challenges, be ready for another possible 69,420 years of poly bridge torture

CaptainSauce, you can make rounded roads that are more structurally sound. Curving either direction can work depending on the situation. Saves thousands in structure sometimes.

"Was that a mistake?? Only one way of finding out!" I am so glad this is not how engineers get there degrees

captiansauce:"hit the like button so i can get views and suffer" me and everybody:yes suffer for views lol

Sauce: "I've just completed the final level of Poly Bridge 2!" Video length: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

Captain sauce: "like for more poly bridge" me: "he's gonna go crazy"

Cap just went smart mode and then he added in depression and I new the funny was still in him

Oh cap. The challenges broke Blitz. He literally un installed the game on camera. It was the triple jump one i believe that broke him so just be aware.

“There’s no way I am doing half a dozen more videos on this” “Am I?” *yes*

“Maybe I’ve transcended beyond polybridge” that lasted all of two seconds.

I'm just playing Captain's anguish in the background as I design Paint the town red levels. Eases my suffering of figuring out logic and occasionally he yells a random idea for me to implement.

"There's so many numbers!" *Sounds like me when I try to do a Sudoku.*

“Multiply by the weight of my depression” Cap 2020

“The weight of my depression” got me hooked

"It doesn't need to make sense, just be entertained by my stupidity, ok?" - CaptainSauce 2020 Okeydokey. You're the one at the wheel, Saucy. :)

I feel like ever since the pandemic cap has had more time on his hands so he's done more editing in his videos

"and multiply it with my depression" Best line ever

"97.9% stress, you and be both bridge." this is my favorite quote from these videos, thank you for making my day. :)

"I like my bridges how I like my women. . .scissoring" lol Nice one Cap.

Please bring back the life of Kevin you never finished the mystery of strangervile

Cap, you are so smart. I bet people underestimate you all the time. I've been watching your channel for years and I always laugh so hard. On paper "watching a guy play games on RU-vid" doesn't sound that entertaining but you have this flawless blend of humor and intelligence that keeps me coming back! Games like this truly prove it.

Please do more! This is my favourite series and I would be happy if you’d continue this series.

Don’t stop playing!! This is one of my favorite games you’ve ever played, and I know you can do it. Never stop trying!!

Cap is here proud that he’s finally finished the game but wait until the developers make Poly bridge 3

CONTINUE TO MADNESS!!! This is by far my favorite series and I don’t want it to end

“as well as multiply by the weight of my depression.” 😂😂😂, got me dead

Captainsause at the intro: it’s big brain time.

EVRRY INTRO GOT ME WHEEEEZING 💀

Please make more this is the best series you've made.

Definitely make videos on the challenge levels! Your vids always make me laugh

Captainsauce! I just recently rewatched your “Please Don’t Touch Anything 3D” playlist and it got me thinking: do you think you could play The Stanley Parable? It is a game that is RIGHT up your alley. It is hilarious and has a ton of secrets. You would love it. It is one of my favorite narrative games.

"The Captain's Sauce Challenge 2020" Day 2 - The small spring should do the same job as the big springs... I know this feeling... all too well.

Another half dozen videos please. I love this!

Yes you are going to do another half dozen videos because people love and I mean this series.

"Be entertained by my stupidity " i thought that was your entire channel

Sauce: "This isn't a bridge its just the world's weakest motorcycle trebuchet." Hmmm sounds like the perfect tabs unit.

Please more poly bridge! I love watching cap discover his true talent in engineering!

please continue this series! i love it!

caption sauce: i finally beat the game :D the game: are you sure about that?

As a math teacher I appreciated the intro 😂

They should add a level that is called "tomato sauce" or something like that

Yes please do, do the challenges, can't wait to see how you decide to tackle some of them

Imagine playing this game except you are manually building the bridge in the hot 117° Arizona sun

“Multiply the whole thing by my the weight of my depression” CaptainSauce 2020 Edit: thank you so much for the likes

Let's get this video to over 100000 likes to make him go insane again. Especially with the new difficult levels.

"97% Stress, You and Me both." Me too :D

Just wait until he finds about challenge mode... Lol nvm I saw the video now

At least I now know you upload at roughly 2 am for me as I'm in Britain :)

It’s always depressing when he finishes a series Challenges: don’t worry kid, I am here to save the day

I love this series so much. I hope u finish the challenge mode

“It’s not exactly rocket biology,.” Uhhh, Cap, you know it’s called rocket science right? Are you going crazy? Should I send help???

For the homeboi that asked, ive been watching captainsauce for about.... 3 years. yeah im pretty sure

when Cap completely forgets that there is an "impossible" campaign to polybridge 2

This is the best series you’ve done in a long time. I laugh so hard every time.

in reality: a bit late in my mind: omg I am 1 year late

Day 567 of asking captainsauce to play planet coaster again

"Just be entertained by my stupidity, OK?" lol Always am, Cap. Always am. :-)

Do the other Levels watching you lose your mind is kind of fun

“If this video gets a ton of likes then I’ll do the challenges” Me: Looks at current like count

At 2:16 or so when he was explaining his plan I was saying, “ or you could use the road that you have for the bikes and then use the reinforced road for the car and if you have some money left you could use another material for support and then strengthen the bridges because the bridges for the bikes should be good on there own and they should be able to hold them up without breaking since they don’t have that long of a span and the bikes aren’t to heavy but I don’t know about the car because it’s bridge has to span a longer distance most likely putting more pressure/stress and the car weighs a more than than the bikes and then when on the bridge it would put even more pressure/stress on it but with supports they would help to evenly distribute the pressure/stress

Caps whole relationship with Poly Bridge 2 is "I have no idea what I'm doing and you can't stop me".

i absolutely want to see another dozen videos on the challenge levels

Nobody: Cap finding out there’s challenges: (sad noises)

“So if we add the radius of the bridge” Okay... “The circumference of scooter guy’s hat” Oh god dammit cap “Plus the severity of motorcycle girl’s concussion” I thought this was gonna be smart (This comment was just to interact with your video so you get paid more

More of this would be a blessing

About the first attempts , honest congrats i never thought of that and please do more challenges theyre amazing aaaand u cant rly run outta content can ya

When are you playing more vr there my favourt

Cs: Leave a like for madnes to continue Sheogorath: *wants to know your location*

plz do more as long as its funny bc the spring bridge made me laugh so hard its like the funniest thing I ever seen

I can't wait for you to complete all the challenge levels

Day 77 of asking Captainsauce to play SCP containment breach

Cap. 44k likes. Cmon. Return. Poly Bridge 3 is out. It doesn’t matter. Return to triangles. Return, captain. It’s been three years, captain. It’s time to come back. Poly bridge 2 challenges. Return to triangles. Return to our Illuminati

I would love to see you play this game more

"And we multiply all of this by the weight of my depression" comedy genius

After intro my thoughts: since when was he Albert Einstein bro

More battle cats pls

Just had a rough day and I just want to thank you for lifting my spirits

18:19 "I'm gonna assume that it's there, and that it's so small that I can't see it. It should still do its job."