i became a housewife that should be in prison 

I love this women’s voice lines, she’s basically just like “yeah this might as well happen” to everything that happens

Nothing makes my day better than watching Gray running around the kitchen chasing a gravity-defying fried egg yelling, “Come here you little bastard!!”

I love how genuinely hurt Gray sounded when the husband insulted Karen's cooking.

It never even registered to me that this is supposed to be a horror game because Gray had me laughing my ass off the whole time.

“A. Wrighter” has to be the best author name in a game I have ever seen.

Francis: "What's that scratching sound?" Mom: "Inevitability. Get out here."

Grey: finds the entire games 'scariest' moments funny Also grey: terrified of a possessed meatloaf

I love how grey is matching the character's total nonchalance about the whole ordeal, just casually preparing breakfast while eldritch abominations destroy the house

I like how the game immediately starts to get weirder after the first day. There’s no build up. It just comes.

“What’s a good Christian woman like you doing out of the kitchen and on America’s airwaves?” Gray’s gasp had me wheezing

I love how Gray has played and ruined so many games, that this haunted house game that’s meant to be scary, he was actually enjoying to the fullest extent. Just a normal day to him

"what is he not house trained!?" Grays best line ever

Grey(house wife): *cooks, cleans, and terrorizes Francis* Cthulhu: helo

“Who’s the best wife?! IT’S ME!!!” - GrayStillPlays Quotes like this just make my day

Gray getting pissed about Timmy’s mom saying women shouldn’t shouldn’t drive gives me life

ah yes. like any good woman in the 50's she prepared breakfast, lunch, dinner, battled elder gods and cleaned the house

I love on how he’s just there insulting Cthulhu like “is he not house trained?!”

"Don't let the octopus into your home" Octodad:

*Ungodly voices from erupt from the netherworld.* “Don’t talk back to me!”

"Your meatloaf was a little dry today" But. But I sprayed it with holy water... its wet.

If this is all Karen’s backstory no wonder they are so pissed off

*”Does Cthulhu actually eat eggs?”* -GrayStillPlays, 2020

“don’t let the octopus into your house” has the same energy as “i like bananas because they have no bones”

Gray’s shocked and pissed reactions to the sexist jokes is absolute gold

When grey is the housewife, even Cthulu can't stand a chance.

Cthulhu is a god Cthulhu:*Growls* Gray: DONT TALK BACK ME

“You know the meat loaf was a little dry..” possessed demons floating objects. Gray: “I’m going to kill my family.”

“Stay in that pan or I will beat your egg ass,” -Gray This is what I love about you gray.

Misogyny and "Those Damn Commies up north". That sets the setting up pretty well.

I love how despite the amount of pure chaos and anarchy he exudes, he still drinks his respect women juice and gasped when that reporter was blatantly sexist.

“Don’t let the octopus into your home” reminds me of Octodad.

I love how in the end of so many of these videos he's saying "stay foxy" like he's holding back laughter

Gray: looks in oven Also Gray: yeh you could fit a child in there.

2:13 I love how Gray’s first reaction to seeing an oven is “Oh yeah you can probably fit a child in there”

Radio host: What’s a good Christian woman like you you doing out of the kitchen and on America’s airwaves?! Gray: *SHOCKED NOISES*

I like the fact that he got genuinely mad at the carpet stains this game really did turn him into a 1980s mom

When they say “eat the sun” ... how do they spell son? Because I haven’t seen actually SEEN Francis....

*"WE REQUIRE MORE KAREN-THULUS TO APPEASE US"* Sincerely, *The Elder Gods*

I love how an ordinary house wife defeated Cthulhu himself.

Radio host: *SEXISM* Grey: *gasps in feminism* *shuts off radio immediatly* Me: I’d trust him with my drink.

“Does Cthulhu actually eat eggs??” Gray is out here asking the real questions

Radio guy: "does the amount of salt you put on your meatloaf say something about how good of a wife you are? stay tuned to find out" Grey: "oh im an excelent wife * aggresivly shaking salt * *WHOSE THE BEST WIFE..ITS ME*

2020 quote of the year, "Did Kthulu wipe his a$$ on my carpet?!" That had me dying

When swan lake started playing and the plates were just floating in the air I couldn’t stop laughing

Radio: *makes a sexist comment* Gray: you have chosen death.

Gray: let’s play call of Karen Karen’s world wide: I want to see your manager

Grey: “Do you like meatloaf?” *Growl* Character:”I can’t tell if that’s a yes or a no.” Perfect timing.

"And thus Karen sucked out the souls of both her husband and child, and lived a fantastic life!" I love happy endings ❤

Love how you're basically dealing with an interdimentional puppy

Gray looking to buy a house: Seller: So here's the lovely kitchen, paired with perfect natural lighting and marble flooring. We have plenty of counter space as well as- Gray, walking over to the oven and opening it: Mmm, yeah, you could probably fit a child in there. I'll take the house.

I love how Cthulhu growled then he “went u like meat loaf?” Then the wife went “ I can’t tell if that’s a yes or a no” I literally died

HAHAHA! I'd forgotten about this episode 🤣🤣 3 years later, still hilarious

Alright, I'm watching the only man on RU-vid that makes the cruel and sadistic torture of fictional characters purely entertaining and fun in every way to watch, It's GrayStillPlays

To be fair; Gray would thrive on badly made fnaf games “oH bOy cHilD muRdeR”

10:18 ok can we appreciate how the womans voice line actually seemed like it interacted with gray asking a question.

7:58 Gray:Is he not house trained?! Me:(dead on the floor from laughing so hard I died)

Cthulhu: *Starts to swallow the sun* Karen: “Excuse me? I need to speak to your manager!”

Q: How much cocaine was consumed in the making of this game? A: YES! Spleens: OH MY GOD IS THERE ANY LEFT OVER?

"I will talk to your manager, Cthulu" -War Cry of the Karen

I love how Gray has to be a mother while Cthulu decides to absolutely ruin everything by sending everything into the air like as if he's in space.

I love that he’s scared of the meatloaf and not the disturbing sounds, or unknown package at the front door

7:56 Gray: WTH did Cathulu wipe his as* on my carpet” lol that one got me

Cthulu - demonic growling and shrieks Gray - Don't you dare talk back to me

11:32 "We beating interdimentional asses now!" I loved it

Gray selling ovens: Gray: you can fit 3 children in here (slaps top of oven)

Gray must hold the record for most sentences said that no ones ever even thought to say before

demon: **unintelligible groan** gray:... ya like meatloaf?

Watching Gray play horror or scary games is like the family in Poltergeist. They are a little startled at first, but then they just don’t care anymore until the spooks escalate

Radio: "What is a pretty girl like you doing out of the kitchen" Gray: "OOOHHHHHGGHDGHIDHOGH!" *quickly turns off radio* Me: :)

Gray: “Is this vacuum fully automatic?”

Grey: ya like meatloaf? The mom: I cant tell if that's a yes or a no. edit: Thanks for 365 likes!

0:45 this had me dying. Gray’s reaction is incredible.

Grey :"You didn't specify what to slice up. FRANCIS!" Also grey: "Does Cthulhu eat eggs?"

I was halfway asleep when I heard him shout *"THE MEATLOAF IS ALIVE"*

"it looks like an oversized protein bar" yeah thats literally what a meat loaf is lmao

12:58 I HAVE EXERCISED THE MEATLOAF - Graystillplays 2020

I feel like this house is located somewhere near Night Vale.

7:00 Gary: enters horror game The game: **chuckles** I’m in danger

This game is basically living with a five-dimensional cat.

Cthulu: “Where’s the toilet paper?!” Cthulu *sees rug* “There we go”

Guys I reversed all times when that weird noises that came out of the radio, the first one says illegible stuff and the second one says, die instantly! (illegible suff) d-d-die instantly!

No one: The radio: 🎶Don’t let the octopus into your house🎶

10:15 demon: *growls* Gray: " Do you like meatloaf?" Karen: " I can't tell if that's a yes or no." perfect timing tho. 😂

What I’ve learned is that if Gray wants a new house, one of the only things he would judge it by is if the oven could fit a child in it.

"Don't let the octopus into your house." That are casually talking about Assassin class

“Francis come out mommy needs to know if the ginsus are still sharp”😂😂

Radio: “don’t let the octopus into your house!” Gray: *whEEEEZEE*

9:56 demon: (growls) Gray: don't you talk back to me! had me dying

gray: "going outside without being haunted by the spectre of death" me: wait.... how?! i need to know, the spectre of death is so annoying

The name makes Gray look at it and say, “YES”

I feel like it would be so funny if Grey played a genuine horror game, like Five Nights at Freddy's. It would be hilarious 😂😂😂

"Francis, dinners ready!" *"Francis.."* 👹 *"FRANCIS OPEN THE DOOR.."*

me: "My spidey sense is tingling" *opens youtube* *posted 17 seconds ago* me: YES

if gray ever has a child, we all need to band to together to warn the child to *stay away from the kitchen and especially the oven* Edit: I've been informed that he already has a child. Well, i guess he's fine for now.

0:43 "Now, what's a good Christian woman like you doing out of the kitchen and on America's airwaves?" Me: Wha- *Jesus Christ, announcer, the game JUST started!*

This video has legitimately become a tradition. I watch it at least twice a year.

Normal parents tell kids to go out their rooms to get some fresh air. Gray tells them to go out so he can show them his knife.

“Please don’t eat the sun, that’ll take away most of Florida” Yeah... it’s been overcast and rainy all day

😂 what did I just watch!? "Hello daughter what did you do today?" "Oh I watched a housewife from the 1950s defeat cuthulu with a vaccum cleaner while making dinner and breakfast for her family"

I love that gray treats Cthulhu like his child it’s to precious it’s so perfect