I Became Dream's Therapist 

6:05 ur welcome

it's his inner law student

HE WAS IMPRESSED BY SOME FELONY-

We saw the video..

Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURè :)

✨

time stamp 9:40

@@mattybstan2734 9:43

Dont read my Profile Picture :)

*Fanfiction flashbacks*

_wheeze_ DREAM START RUNNING

Yeahhhhhhhhhh

wdym i dont get it

@@sayii_hona techno has this *extreme hate* for orphans. so…

Techno hate orphans but he doesn't hate his parents and normally dream and techno is almost the same age right?

I love how George just doesn’t react lol-

George didnt deny it though- XD

@@nicolesweet4515 he’s probably not gonna be like “omg im not a bottom” even if he wasnt lmfao

@@claudia3043 True XD

@@cookiecat7759 It was cut out - George said "Why'd you say that?" The stream was hilarious and Quackity almost fell from his chair from laughing

dream go brrr

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record RU-vid videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear %@

dream go BRRRRRR

@@AxxLAfriku Oh, we don't "hate you" because "you're living the best life" but rather you're the worst liar ever and that you're self advertising, dear %@

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Ranboo was narrating all of it, search it up it’s hilarious

FR

@@julishsav9967 give link im too lazy

@@miwitistic oh- uhm one sec-

@@julishsav9967 it's been not one second, but a whole day, where are u?

"that's incredible!" "THAT WAS A FELONY"

“Kill him but leave me alone!”

" You can just say that he's a bottom "

"THATS MY BIKE WHO THE F**K STOLE MY BIKE WAS IT YOU? YOU STUPID"

"shut up i remember it better than you"

Underrated comment

Wait if dreams parents died he's a...... Orphan.....

@@MakesTomfoolery *ORPHAN OBLITERATER ACTIVATED*

Then who the fuck talks to tommyinnit? Oh i think its a voice changer

@op what

9:43

@Isabella Olsson 9:43

@Lunar Doge a place where its called bottom

@Lunar Doge u can call bottom the person takes *MUFFIN* inside in a gay relationship. or if the couple doesnt have *MUFFINS* (lesbian) u can say that non dominant person is the bottom.

@Uršulė Platūkytė They were probably innocent and now they are probably telling their parents what seggs is

George IS the menu

7:18 if anyone wants to know :)

@@pineapples_w_cheese5339 now that just weird

dnf intensifies

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Time stamppp

@@Mythic_SNC 9:43 Your welcome 😌

@@sairasalahuddin9858 ty ^^

Uh oh

He just speedrun orphan

Oh god

pahahahhahhahah i cant even

OH S-

LMAO

YES 😂😂

OF COURSE! IT'S QUACKITY! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT LOL! no offense btw

Golden

Classic Quackity.

Yea

Impossible.

Lol

no he didint say cus he wasn’t live

Haha

I remember the meme "Are you gonna hit me?"

When he come back and says how mother fucker stoled my sex partner

i was just gonna say this lmao

@@titanicf0g lol

:(

I feel like everybody goes in his house when they need something lol

JSDKNJEWSD

omg 🤣😆😂

Imagine when your therapist was the one who did your trauma

Yup

@@jobtungol6226 XD

yeah

he gotta pay his rent

No dream stabbed him didnt you watch the video

@@jebacpenis he shot him with a gun

i wish i was the man who stole the bike

It would be funny if he has a therapist and he was talking about his speed run controversy

you just single handily roasted everyone in the dream smp

Tubbo did too early

He makes your traumatic moments seem so small by recreating even more traumatic moments

@@caleb9274 tubbo was a therapist before anyone needed proper therapy lmao

Lmao I think both

HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LICENCE

@@mhadzsamodio3362 FR. THIS MAN IS IMPERSONATING A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL

@@may.k222 THAT'S ILLEGAL

Him rn: this man doesn't have much trauma. Time to give him more

WAIT I FORGOT THAT HAHA

Oh

LMAO REALLY

omg LMAOO

HAHAHHAHAHA

I came from ranboo hahahah

Which VOD was that?

@@jackmcqueen1279 idk. Just look up “Ranboo narrating” and it’ll be there

“dreamnotfound i mean dream minecraft”

meanwhile, tommy's stream: whats up guys this is day 48 of exile. i cried a little less then yesterday, we're making progress

I mean he do be looking like that

i feel like quackity and dream just create this type of chaotic energy that makes both of them twice as funny lmao

666 likes So lucky lol

@@memerfarm4184 dream exiled tommy from the dream smp wdym

@Astrxz quakity just caused many canon divorces

Ikr!

Isn't this the stream where dream talks about going under a Denny's table after a window breaks?

@@NotdamiandeenderAnyMore its also that stream

agreed

fr

Fr

fr

same ngl..

😂

🤣

WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BIKE

@@Nyllas omg i love ur pfp

HELP I CANT HELP WHAT- 😭👏

“That’s incredible!” “That’s a felony! :D”

​@@space_b0oi171 Exactly! Goes from a positive statement to- omg that's a FELONY!!!!

@@wallie1152 XD

@@space_b0oi171 : D

OH YEAH

Stahp

George: what are you gonna do, fight me? Dream: *doesn't say a single word and suits up* George: "chuckles" I'm in danger...

@@qwertydavid8070 lol true

Random comment on quackity channel pathetic say it in dreams cids

Ur grammar is good

@@peeano2519 thx lol

I laughed so hard at that part 😂

Don't read my name Lol Don't

same XD

“I DIEDDD DDLFAFH” Nigga speak English We do not speak Twitter k?

@@hamad9068 LMAO

oh yes it is

ok

Yes-

''You can just call him a bottom it's fine'' New definition of huntress

Nice pfp

here before famous

time stamp??

@@annilali8702 9:28 !!!

It’s funny because he doesn’t even attack Dream while he’s putting on his armor, he just runs away. 😂

👁️👄👁️

the plot twist

@@thethe4643 they know that..they were joking

@@r4nb009 dream got mugged by a 4yr old lmao

@@thethe4643 r/wooosh

@@thethe4643 woooosh

LOOK AT THE LIKES LMAO

O not anymore

guys i hear BBH under my floor

Don't read my name Lol Don't

thought i was about to be rickrolled

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture3943 k

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture3943 ok! :D

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture3943 ok

He wasn't in the call, so he started narrating what he thought they were doing. It was very funny. Here's a link: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5U28p_tbEak.html

@@fe_hann thx lol

@@dem0n._.vr1 you’re welcome

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YES I WAS DYING

@n4turee you know just with the “drama” or not talking and stuff

@n4turee so basically when Quackity announced the whole language translation mod is gonna be in the QSMP when it comes out, Dream said that he was gonna do it on his SMP a day after. Quackity isn’t talking to Dream and I don’t think he mentioned it ever when Dream tried reaching out. I don’t know what’s gonna happen next and I’m don’t want to take sides bc I love them both but that’s what I heard what happened

4:50

4:50

4:50

4:50

4:50

Timestamp?

@@mathildelanglois3258 7:28

7:26

@@mathildelanglois3258 7:26 !!!

@@idontsleep4133 ???

It turned from 2 bikers having an argument outside of a Dennys to Dream getting shot

It really went from witness to experience

@@kemma_ ikrru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-a1j9owBuwdQ.html

Yes

hide under a table rn

@@mojitoess Yeah and make sure there are no bikers around

I’m pretty sure mine is too but I’ve never been to a Denny’s

we don't have a target or a denny's where i live, it's very sad.

hahahhah I did the SAME thing

9:42

the gae is strong here

Ah yes, MEKSUSKKD. I hate when Dream has MEKSUSKKD.

S U S

Mek S U S

Wat

VOUCH

''WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIKE?!''

VOUCH

VOUCH

VOUCH

😂😂😂😂

Yeah they got rid of them in the story, like how they changed most of it to make it easier. That kinda was the joke lol

True.. nice clips btw :)

It's now everything about records lol

@@susannejurgenbauer4498 yes it’s kinda sad ,

Jesus loves u!❤😁😊

I wholeheartedly agree.

What was the stream called? Or what vod is it?

@@CloudyCupid ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-se3KIXnbeO8.html

@@CloudyCupid Dream SMP but i’m a therapist

this one and the KSI one are my faves

if you don’t know what happened then watch the Dream SMP Finale

:O

699 😎

Bad was not there at your time

YOu caN't kEep KIlLinG tHe bIKeR

Ranboo is way to funny as a narrator that was fucking hilarious

True ngl

hell yeah

now it’s Q :)

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True

and “GIVE ME THE MONEY OR YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE”

@@evie2408 he’s acting 🤨

@@czyberkay I know?? I was kidding

@@evie2408 well don’t mention it then bc that “joke” is horrible…

@@czyberkay well then we have different senses of humor, I laugh at things very easily so I found my comment funny

The fact that he says "that would be me" makes it dagerously funny 🤣