I Became President And Passed The WORST Laws Possible - Impeached 

2:55 i didn’t remove the sky, it stopped existing Murderers: I didn’t kill the guy, he stopped existing

Sky: *exists* Cap: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

2:01 “I have great relations with the greens, great people “

“Haven’t we tried this already?” “Traitor!” [Everybody liked that]

“Only a freedom kiss” Everyone liked that

Captain: *plays Impeached* Me: *gets GrayStillPlays flashback*

Sky: *exists* Cap: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, MORTAL?

"and you know what there gonna do about it 'bop' nothing!" yes captain, yes

Gentlemen, HQ has discovered that there is a Canadian among us. Security has launched a full scale investigation. He will be found and there will be dire consequences. CaptainSauce: Real soary to hear aboot that Canadian, eh?

Canada: I will invade you with moose! Russia: We will give this country police bears! Canada: WASTED

The right to bear arms... I wanna die. -CaptainSauce 2020

2 am is a perfectly fine time to watch a sauce vid

CS:" Does anyone smell weed?" Me:*puts away weed* " noooooo.........."

When I look into Captain's eyes I only see a man staying up very late in the night editing videos

Heya sauce, Im wondering when you’re going to post another episode of “My Beautiful Paper Smile”?

As I was watching this I snorted while laughing. My family was in the next room. Love this game so far

Cap: You got a position in the white house. Also Cap: What do you mean we?

Does anyone realise that its been about a year since we seen the GG button

Who else liked the video after he “hypnotized” us

Am i the only one who absolutely lives for when Cap realizes something? The expression he gets when something clicks is priceless!

Nobody: Captainsauce slowly turning it to graystillplays

"Tazer Ball" sounds like something Michael Reeves would make. edit: sorry, SUPER tazer ball.

5:27 just get michael reeves to do it i'm sure it'll be fine

The hypnosis that Cap pulled worked, who else did it work on?

13:31. I’m Canadian so you’re hypnosis has no effect on me

2:27 ''We're actually going to be held accountable for our actions'' ''What kind of fantasy world is this'' That's painful.

When you said “I have to be held accountable for my actions what kind of world is this I wanted to hit like again

The president doesn't make the laws, he just checks them and enforces them. There's 3 branches that make the laws, the legislative branch (congress, I think) executive branch (Mr. Cheeto) and judicial branch (supreme court) the congress makes them, then the president enforces them, and lastly the judicial branch approves it.

Cap:"picks police bears" Me:this is how poley got his job

Fun fact captain sauce was born on his birthday

This was one of my favorite episodes! I would love to see more

"so our actions are gonna get held against us? what kinda of fantasy world is this?" how could you say something so controversial yet so true

7:34 During WWI America renamed Seurkraut to Freedom Lettuce because we were at war with Germany, if we ever went to war with France, Freedom Fries will be a reality.

cap'n sauce: "I want to die" Me:"I do to so it is a win win"

I love this video and you know what your gonna do about it, “Pop” nothing.

I watched this 4 times in a row and laughed every second of it

Yo I can’t believe he actually hypnotized me

13:32 Is it just me, or does that swirl effect make Cap absolutely TERRIFYING

8:57 Had me wheeezing! 😂

Serup smugglers: *have enlarged foreheads Me:*looks at caps forehead Ladies and gentlemen we got him

That John Hancock signature explains this channel perfectly

pls do more its really fun to watch as a fellow Canadian

Thank you captainsause for being here your Chanel has multiple times helped me when I’m down

IS A LITTLE LATE: ME STILL WANTS TO BE ENTERTAINED: ALSO ME

3:30 Jesus CaptainSauce I am literally packing a bowl and you legit made me question reality for a second... I mean I'm high but still.

Apparently milk in bags is common in eastern Canada, but completely unheard of in western Canada. Stoney’s bought Safeway and had us start selling scissors next to the milk and actually got on our case why they weren’t selling. Like...duh. You open a jug of milk through the cap, who needs scissors?

13:30 I've.. been.. hypnotized.... help...

7:28 anyone remember when they were called freedom fries

Captainsauce: to keep out snow ‘Mexicans’ Me: you must mean cold Australians, that’s just what Canadians are.

The fact that Phoenix asked for leniency and that he wanted her to get help shows his a good person. He had every right to want her to be locked up as long as possible. Also, so great to hear he was reunited with some of his siblings

7:44 the ladder did happen irl though, back in 2001 when the US was at war with the Taliban, France refused to enter on the American side so the US government decided to change “French Fries” to “Freedom Fries”

Caps hair always looks the same he coms so perfectly how and his beard. Btw Canada is best country❤🇨🇦🇨🇦

10:24 had me trippin' cause I literally just ate spaghetti today

Day 4 of asking captain sauce to play scrapmechanic and or space engineers :P

Captain Sauce: I wanna die 2020: I can make that happen around the 5th inning of super tazerball

I thought Super Bowl be made out of copper, and the bats would have tasers a strapped to them

Holy mother of Jesus, I’m early. This almost never happens for me. Thank you sauce gods for blessing me with the honour of being this early.

The intros are always so funny keep it up please captainsauce thanks c:

When your so early there are no bots

Okay guys can we seriously take time to consider the fact of how good Captainsauce makes you feel? When you are having a shitty day and you open up you phone, laptop or whatever and watch his hilarious gameplay videos, you forget literally everything that has happened. It is also very good that he uploads in the evening/night so you terrible day is hopefully already over. It is just amazing to me and it should be to you. Now if you are not subbed to him already, do it now before I'll hack your ass and subscribe to him on your account. I love you Captainsauce.

I miss your sims4 vids, you are by far the best sims4 letsplayer there ever was imo at least. I hope someday you will make some more

Can’t wait for all the comments that are like “are you sure Trump didn’t play this” just you wait for Joe. Mama

Please bring back the life of Kevin and finish the mystery of strangervile because u left it on a masive cliffhanger and never came back to it.

11:58 Me: looks at Cap's forehead Well.........

When talking about the 2nd amendment, people always make the bear joke but they forget the *more morbid side of it*

This is amazing please make more!

More gorn plz

Hi

What happens is I don’t have a Twitter? “Get it” “Then don’t bother me with stupid questions”

"Syrup Cartel? You mean a hockey team?" I chuckled

First five seconds of the video, and I already hear him saying, I wanna die yeah that's Cap alright

4:48 tazar ball is from fallout 4. When you go to Dimond city and talk to the baseball guy. You can mention something about the sport being played with tazers

Captain sauce: *shows close up of face* Audience: “HE DOESNT SLEEP

If you actually ignore the swirl the hypnotism is actually really trippy

Some random person: is there a reason you got rid of the sky? Cap: you don’t deserve it

Please keep playing this game, it was very very funny and you added so much to it.

13:31 jokes on you I have to much maple syrup in my blood stream to get affected by that

13:43 hipnosis faild target/targets will attack aimlessly till one of the 2 is dead

Hey cap congrats on 1.72 mil can't wait for that 2 mil mark let's go!!

If you cheer up a samurai in tabs it will deflect like crazy

When Cap did the John Handcock signature I knew it was gonna be good

one of my favorites hope he plays something like this again soon!

Anyone else feel like Sauce and Grey watch each other's vids?

You know it is bad when a pun is too much even for our local sauce

Me:*sees police bear part* Also me:Imma getting some deer simulator vibes up in here

Fun Fact: Freedom Fries was a real thing.

"How am I supposed to fit big pepe chungus on that tiny line!?!?" -Captainsauce

Please do more of this game!

Captain sauce and greystillplays need to collab, their chaotic energies would be perfect together

I like how he doesn't even know freedom fries were an actual executive order

You silly happiness tricks don’t work on me.

Rest in peace Alex

Do you wanna protect the hobbit and make a pirate meet with it’s parrot

Love how he says piccolo because piccolo blew up the moon

I love captain sauce videos

“Syrup cartel?....you mean a hockey team?” One of the best lines in the video

Ah yes, in my country they serve milk in bags.

Answer 1: they have enlarged foreheads. Me:stares at sauses head.

I now refer to myself as Snow Mexican, and no one can stop me.

My school served milk in bags. Then we got cartons. The bags where fun