I bought $1000 worth of Bootleg merch 

(Edit: Dont know if i wanna put the song on spotify and stuff just yet. Only made it cuz i was bored and thought it would be funny for a video. Also I AM on spotify. The way you can differentiate the fake from me is, the fake's page wont be verified (no blue check). My page is (has blue check) and has all my songs you see on my youtube page.) Original post: lesmfg;lsdmvwopds;x, kb pkrmaelf,sdflv,fvwpekfmef,mpwkrgmpwfm w

People steal my designs as well. It’s very cool

yeah this is cool and all but I am definitely buying the somethingelseyt backpack

The neighbors next door watching Adam dance around the fire while burning bootleg merchandise: *What the literal frick*

Funny how in all of his videos, he replaces hell with heck. But he is literally a demon.

“911 what’s your emergency?” “Hello yes there is a weird man with a devil mask on dancing around a fire and burning clothes I think they’re tryna start a cult.”

Bootleg merch must be *banished*

5:17 An old man walks out back, sees smoke in his neighbor's yard. Looks over, and sees fricking Satan burning clothing.

It's nice how Adam took the time to improve his art and animation overtime

Adams Neighbors: *Honey! Why the hell is there a guy in his backyard burning clothes with a devil mask on*

Does he realize that to an outside observer, he's a man burning clothing while screaming nonsense, dancing like a lunatic and has a demon mask on?

I like how his voice is either making himself sound angry because he secretly loves this or he is suppressing his hate so it sounds like a joke.

YO ADAM'S VOICE CAN BE FUNNY, COOL, DEEP, CONFORTING, AND ALL OF SHAKIRA'S FUZZING CHOREOGRAPHY

"911 whats the nature of your emergency?" "There is a deranged man in a satan costume having a bonfire across the street"

Sweet, this pretty much covers all my Christmas shopping this year Adam, thanks!

Congratulations Adam! You have officially made it. People out there see you as a worthy artist and desire to make bootlegs of your merch. That's how artists know they've made it.

“Adam went on to burn every piece of clothing in his house.” *”He is now naked.”* Me: *SEE?! THIS IS HOW FANFICS START 💀*

Glad to know you having a "fine young evening"! :3

Bruh how did I miss this

I am so used to you bleeping out the cussing that when you didn't bleep it out, I just jumped out of my seat like "What happened!!!??"

dude this animation is so good tf- 3:17

The intro is basically how English teachers expect you to talk after each lessons

I am not complaining but it looks like Adam's slowly descending into madness.

What the hell did I just watch that was a roller coaster that was one of the weirdest videos you’ve ever done Adam… I love it

"Honey, the neighbor is burning clothes... Again."

“They ripped off my clothes” not the best choice of words

"911 whats your emergency " "hello yes i would like to report a naked man walking down my street with nothing but a paper devil mask on yelling about bootleg merch to a camera."

Adam: no need to act rash CC:no need to act grass

Imagine his neighbors just see him dancing around a fire with a mask on chanting "YES YES YES".

“Guys today we found a demon performing a ritual while singing about it’s merch”

*Holy*

Nobody: Adam:gets triggered over a bootleg hat

Circletoons in this was so unexpected.. the crossover I didn't know I needed.

I feel like adam's quarantine is hitting a Lil different

This video seemed that Adam just a lot of fun putting it together. And that’s the reason I watch RU-vidrs that show their personality than fakers.

I’ve never seen Adam so happy in one vid but yet so mad-

0:04 look at all this 0:05 wonderful well-made merch 0:08 [Music] 0:12 platitudinous great equality if you ask 0:15 me 0:16 what what's this a discrepancy 0:20 no no no no this just won't do 0:25 what's this art that is 0:28 mine on the thigh of what feels like 0:31 cheap cloth 0:32 someone better has an explanation for 0:34 this 0:36 no no no no 0:39 please anything but that come on 0:44 denim hats you've got to be 0:48 kidding me what time foolery has been 0:51 bestowed upon me this fine young evening 0:55 [Music] 0:56 bleh 1:00 all right uh Mr adam is it 1:04 what's it to yes what's it to me 1:07 sir what's to me is serving justice for 1:11 whoever did this 1:13 to you so why don't we take it from the 1:15 top and you tell me exactly how 1:17 everything went down 1:21 Tuesday, December 13 2020 I had woken 1:25 from my slumber 1:26 excited to seize the day following my 1:28 regular routine 1:29 got up from bed to meet my beautiful 1:31 elegant and oh so 1:33 gorgeous call back and did a little 1:36 tidying up when I had the sudden urge to 1:38 play 1:38 a popular game at the time 36 hours 1:41 later and I emerged from my 1:43 insulated gamer husk went out of nowhere 1:47 a notification pops up at the corner of 1:48 my screen 1:50 hey adam you need to check 1:53 this out that's a 1:56 peculiar email check one out I thought 1:59 to myself 2:04 what the heck am I what is this all 2:08 what the heck is this all my merch 2:12 on a website, I have yet to put it on 2:16 well this is just just 2:20 absolutely fantastic or 2:23 so I thought I called up my merch guys 2:26 and I said 2:27 wow this is awesome can't believe it 2:30 we're on insert website here we're head 2:34 of the big leagues 2:36 what what what are you on about we only 2:38 sell from our website 2:40 which you can find on the screen or in 2:42 the description below 2:44 but wait I'm looking at what 2:48 uh yeah don't know what to tell you you 2:50 can also find the merch under the video 2:52 on the youtube shelf adam are you okay 2:56 yet your noggin and wait what did you do 2:58 after that 2:59 well I bought it for you 3:02 bought the merch uh yeah 3:06 uh one thousand dollars worth 3:11 that's uh um uh I don't know what to 3:14 make of that 3:16 plagiary isn't really that cool 3:19 anymore if you do it then I'll have to 3:23 set 3:23 to call the cops on you [ __ ] so 3:26 don't 3:26 do it man do you want to waste your life 3:30 cause if I find you doing it I'm gonna 3:33 stab you with a [ __ ] knife 3:35 oh look at these jokes thinking that 3:38 they smooth with them you already know 3:39 didn't even get a kiss before they 3:41 ripped up my clothes passing off they 3:42 saw well [ __ ] their dignity they really 3:44 miss and it shows cause switch-ups the 3:46 The only credit you got to forget the sweat 3:47 you're gonna get is falling off of these 3:49 knots no disrespect I only just decay i 3:51 mean it a lot 3:52 looks like there's an imposter shut the 3:54 [ __ ] up sit down relax we're all adults 3:57 we don't need a 3:58 grass now pat yourself on the back cause 4:01 you're done to gold then turned it into 4:04 [Music] 4:12 trash 4:15 [Music] 4:26 if you don't stop stealing my stuff 4:29 also [ __ ] that dude who's using my name 4:31 on Spotify to upload their shitty music 4:35 wow um okay i 4:38 I think we have everything we need now 4:41 comes the tricky part 4:42 finding out who's behind this horrible 4:43 scam and we're gonna need to mockup 4:45 some reports for the time being to get 4:47 things started 4:48 adam no matter what we will find these 4:51 scumbags 4:52 even if it takes 50 years 4:56 hey guys uh don't wanna interrupt but we 4:58 caught the assailants 5:01 what uh it wasn't too hard actually 5:03 funnily enough, they proudly put their 5:05 names on the websites themselves 5:07 right under the purchase button 5:10 see it was sold by these rap bastards 5:12 what do you want me to do with them 5:14 burn them burn them burn them burn them 5:17 burn 5:17 them yes 5:22 yes 5:29 [Music] 5:36 yes 5:38 [Music] 5:53 [Applause] 5:54 [Music] 6:17 [Applause] 6:18 uh Jesus christ

Local Florida Man Rips Off All His Clothes And Burns Them

Bro imagine being his neighbor thinking he is starting a cult.

5:18 Love your use of pyrotechnics! OwO Arson is my favorite crime 🤩

Adam has officially gone off the deep end.......and I'm here for it 👍🏻

Imagine being one of his neighbors and just seeing him burning clothing.

"they ripped off my clothes" mhm i'm sorry they did *what now*

"i don't feel like subtitling anymore" Adam is a mood

Glad to hear you're still doing fine this year adam! besides the whole covid situation but glad you're still doing you're best at doing what you love and making everybody happy!

Imagine seeing a man in a mask that has the lips cut out, burning clothes, all while jumping up and down like the Goblins from The Hobbit.

Adam: *literally burns everything in the fire* His neighbors: "Don, he's at it again!"

SomeThingElseYT: burns bootleg merch and do a dance His Neighbors: Yeah SCP foundation

Mom: y dont u go play wit da neighbours kids The neighbours kids with their toys: 5:18

Ending part: Has mask with thorns, fire, and someone shouting “burn them!” Yup, definitely a sacrifice

I can only imagine what the neighbors where thinking when Adam had the fire in the backyard. “Hun he’s at it again.” “What is it this time?” “Setting clothes on fire?” “Hold on let me see.” *gets up to look* “That’s bootleg merchandise.” “Should we call someone?” “Nope, Bootleggers deserve to get their fake merch burned.” *sips tea*

"What tomfoolery has been bestowed upon me this fine young evening...!" Dude actually managed to yell in lowercase

Imagine waking up to see your neighbor dancing around fire at 3am burning clothes

I feel like quarantine has done something to him...

“Didn’t even get a kiss before they were ripping off my clothes” is such a beautiful line I could cry

the neighbors next door : HES AT IT CANDICE CALL THE COPS

and this is where adam's villain arc started

Can we just take a moment to say how the two cops finally fell in love and stopped being oblivious to there feelings

“I don’t know what to say anymore, but I want all you down to the floor” To this day this is my favorite part and honestly sounds like a funky Villain song, epically the voice! /pos

The part of the song that goes “I don’t know what to say anymore, but I want all of you down to the floor” That is really good I keep repeating it 😂

Neightbors: Yeah think hes on dr*gs or something.

Does the ending feel like don’t hug me I’m scared or is that just me

i love that fact that he cares about his content so much that he made a whole music vid

this channel is amazing !!! your channel has the power of more than eight thousand!

DRIP GOKU

Man adam’s animation is looking really realistic nowadays

Love your videos pls do more of ones in school can’t wait to see what you have next

Now that last video made me have tears and I don’t know WHY

Adam: *leaves for 3 months only to come back and flex that he bought counterfeit merch* Us: ah yes, _quality_

Adam on April 4, 2020 with his dog: I don’t wanna be walking around naked because I don’t have any clothes Adam Now: 5:39

How cool would it be if there was a something else yt game

I just have to say this, Adam, you make me smile every time I watch your videos!

First Markiplier's neighbor sees him being fed through a sex toy, now Adam is performing a sacrificial ritual in his backyard.

Another title is “Adam found some crack”

You should have a video BASED OFF yourself burning the bootleg merchandise. It will bring joy to us all. (I'm subbed)

How did I miss this?!? Adam I love your frickin stuff!! 😁

I think Adam drank too much wine when writing the script AND when filming himself for this

When you realize that the clothes were made out of synthetic fibers so now SomeThingElseYT has molten plastic in his fireplace...

"Woken from my slumber excited to seize the day" was your first mistake

I love the backrounds in the animations

Neighbours: Honey, The neighbour is dancing around a fire burning his knock-off merch *again*

“Didn’t get a kiss before they ripped off my clothes” that was genius

Adam:*doing a video in his backyard* His neighbors:👀

DM: Roll for sanity Adam: Nat 1 plus my character's modifier......-42

“Wait, its all bootleg merchandise?” “Always has been.”

"Hey honey, that man who was eating the burrito while telling our dogs to shut up. Yeah looks like he went crazy and is now burning cloths and wearing a mask of some horned creature. Should we call the cops?."

Eeeeee i’m super excited for the new video whenever it will be coming out because hopefully my fan art will be in there

Wow I’m trying to save up my own money to buy some of your merch because it’s amazing

“ *look at this beautiful, well made merch* “ *SNIFF*

his decaying mind from quarintine is going out faster than mine

My parents when they hear I wanna make content online for a job: 4:09

Before I even read the description I had already recognized Zalinki's art style and I'm so happy to see it

“Sit down relaxx we’re all adults and don’t need to act rash” 😂😂😂😂 and “burn them!!!”

Adam: getting interviewed Interviewer dude: “so start from the beginning.” Adam: *it all began when the off brand merch was released on Amazon with the persons name on it*

5:17 *and now we see a wild Adam in his habitat*

Congrats on 4mil

Don’t worry about him Karen, he’s gone insane again. That’s all.

“They didn’t even get a kiss before they ripped off my clothes”-Adam 2021

Every other time some youtuber decides "alright song time" it's really safe and lame. But then you have Adam. Who drops literal blue fire because he was "bored and thought it would be funny for a video."

Every new friend I have has seen this video (with some exceptions) and they all were like, ‘what the fuck did I just witness’ great job man!