I bought ILLEGAL Games on Etsy 

My favorite thing about this show is that I can scream "no, you're ordering just the box!" at my TV and later on, that'll be a thing

Steam offline mode won't share logins at the same time nor will it sync saves, thats why there making you use offline mode.

The xbox buttons and woodgrain are like $10 on ebay and definitely not authentic 😂

I love when Austin drops the camera and Matt walks away and says okay as if it's something that just happens all the time so great

Funny to see offline accounts being sold there. That is actually a pretty easy way to play a game that has not been cracked. People just sell access to their accounts and you get the login credentials and have time to download the game itself and follow their instructions on how to permanently set that launcher, whichever the game is on, in offline mode and you can easily play through the entire story without any issues. Not that i've ever bought one of those, just heard from a friend, yeah...

I remember when Etsy was mostly small businesses and bags and balms or whatever now it’s just no man’s land

I thought the joke of the adulting game not being in there was that as an adult we shouldn’t play games 😂😂😂

The effect that's on the CD for the clock is what happens when you throw a CD in the microwave for a few seconds.

Honestly that wording was confusing!! If you see “cartridge only”, then “box upgrade” it sounds like a game + box instead of a loose cartridge.

As a person who's job is selling beds, 8 sleep is a great idea, but I have two worries. 1, people don't understand temperature regulation during sleep. Therefore, they are going to make the bed too warm or cold. 2. What happens when the system leaks?

I’m a vintage film photography enthusiast! The pokemon camera is in nearly pristine condition, but there may be some internal parts that rusted or broke down after sitting unused for that amount of time. My guess is that there’s some part related to the winding wheel that’s not working. The good news is that there is absolutely people out there that repair old cameras, and would love to see it working again! I’d check any photography shop in your city that specializes in vintage and film cameras. You might need to find someone that knows Japanese cameras, but someone who works in a photography shop might be able to point you in a good direction. Those slides you put over the shutter are an amazing idea! I’d love to use those if they worked with the model of camera I use.

lol. Went back in the video after seeing Austin purchased only the box for Adulting Cartridge only is $26.59 box only is $28.80 so he paid more for a mostly empty box then he would have if he had just got the game by itself.

Its a shame they didnt do a christmas video with everyone buying 1 mystery item like they did last year and for austins birthday. Those videos are amazing

I wouldn’t be surprised if that Steam account Austin bought got banned before this video was uploaded.

15:37 "So it's all offline" 15:59 "someone else logs into that same account, you're gonna get booted" 16:03 "Your save files is gonna be all over the place" Austin must be using some new meaning of "all offline" that I'm unfamiliar with...

I didn't know that camera was worth so much. I have one of those that I won for winning a Pokemon TCG tournament 😃

That framed silicon wafer needs to be on my wall! And yes, you need to do an episode 2. Thanks folks for keeping me entertained in a geeky way 😁

Did you put the AA batteries in the camera

I'm calling the Karens on you, Austin Evans

Wherever you get your weird stuff, I'm gonna keep watching these 😂

I would like to see the inside of that portable NES

The DORK didn't even use batteries for that pokemon camera and expected it to work!!! 😅

Austin makes my day 😊

Can't wait for Austin to be behind bars ~ 😂😂😂

The big problem with those little retro gaming emulation boxes tends to be that the hardware many of them use is overpriced. The Exynos 5422 can be harvested from a Galaxy S5 bought for as little as $50 USD. A $5 LED screen, $15 worth of plastic to house it, and about $50 in labor make that an egregiously overpriced product. Worse, the Exynos chips are ARM-based, and while there are ARM chips out there that run emulators well, I don't as a rule recommend an Exynos chip from 2014 for emulation of anything higher than the 16-bit games. I owned the S5 and SNES and Genesis games ran very well in RetroArch, but Playstation and N64 games didn't. You're going to be better off buying a mini-pc with an AMD APU for $150 and installing Batocera or SteamOS.

The framed silicon wafer was definitely a good purchase.

the fact that you guys couldn't figure the camera wont made me sad :(

These videos are so much better with the new producers. I love Matt and Ken, but they're better as on-camera talent and managers I feel. I enjoy seeing them more than them being behind the scenes. And Kinsey, Jared, and Alex are all really great at keeping the flow of the videos going

Joanna throwing a box brings me joy

Banger vid idea. Love this. Could we have more like this. Big fan

The portable nes towards the end can u connect it to a tv and use the console as just the controller? That would be kinda cool and would take care of the screen flicker/ghosting. Or im sure u could open it up and but something inside it to help stiffen up the case to help with the flickering too.

lol vids never disappoint!!! Austin for president!!!!!!

That Pokemon camera is cool. I'm an 80's kid, your man servant should have clicked the shutter button 3x times after loading the film, so the light sensitive film gets rolled out. After 24 or so shots it will be full sometimes you get an extra shot, after its full that is when you rewind the film back into its case and have it developed. I know this is an old video, but some likes to my comment so Austin can read this to have a follow up on this camera please.

Austin I'd rather watch you buy stuff from Etsy (even though some of it, eh..) than Temu and Wish and all ANY day just knowing the proceeds go to a real little person. I have a cousin who does some art stuff, nonsense, abut whatever she sells it on there and it helps.. It does.. I don't buy her garbage but there's definitely a market for it out there! Thnks for the fun videos to all of you!

20:09 My dad has a whole bunch of smaller silicone wafers that he kept from when he was working as an inorganic chemist. Silicone wafers are extremely cool! Definitely my favorite item this episode.

Love this, make more etsy videos

All the YES for ep 2 .... More more more

you NEED to open that NES with the cartridge slot, there is a high possibility that this is a legit NES modded into a portable version

Id like to see a version of this video with pictures of the people who made these items 😂🧡

I vote for tear down of that portable NES. I suspect that it's a real NES or reuses the old chips of a NES

I agree, please do ab episode 2 this was HIGHLY entertaining🙂

N64 is extremely hard to emulate without using nintendo hardware. It isnt about processing power, but the architecture that their games use

Austin is great to mimic Mickey's voice all the time

Austin buying a wafer made me laugh a little😂. Because less than a year ago I’m handling one 😂

5:21 Why did austin grab the 8 sleep thing like that .

in this video austin turns from a gameboy into a game man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Please do episode 2, thank you.

Yes, episode 2 please, so we don't have to. 🤭

The tail on the seconds hand on that clock is touching the minute hand and preventing it from turning. Gonna need some bending to fix.

Either the winding mechanism failed or the film wasnt loaded correctly. I have one with a flash funnilly enough but its got no inserts

7:46 Ken, buddy, you don't go "North of the Mississippi" 😂😂 you go East and West of the Mississippi lol

Every time Austin does that voice with those mannerisms remind me so much of Harold from the Red Green Show.

I also noticed that on the portable NES the sound is different, it’s a common problem with unofficial NES Consoles / Clones

Just recently found you on here love the videos

Can we get a tour of the display in the back? Like a history of the display items.

100% yes for episode 2

So, for original NES clones.... BenHeck has an old video on it, when he made his NES mini, but there is a game console out there, one of those little joysticks that you plug directly into a tv, that has a silicone chip in it, that is exactly a NES on a single chip. Using that, you can build a NES clone in whatever housing you want. The chip is small enough you could make it into a watch, but then you still have to connect the original cartridge. As for the cartridge interface, there was some like... NeoGeo game that was literally an NES cartridge inside of a NeoGeo cartridge, that you can take apart and it already has the interface for the NES cartridge in it. Using those two things and some soldering, it is actually really easy to make a working NES.

I was so annoyed when he bought the box upgrade since the only thing I was curious about in this video was what that game was lol

as for the steam games most tell you to setup family share to your own account (still use an alt account) that way people logging into that account wont boot u off ur game or ruin saves because ur playing on ur own account.

Go deeper austin so much more deeper

Apple Wafer is more like 25000-30000$ each since they are using the smallest TSMC tech

Let's not forget the last ETSY purchase with the charmander pc with specs of 650. Austin spent 3,000 dollars 😂

I wonder with the stuff after the review did you guys sell it ?

The HDD clock is legit really cool I want one

Hearing you've never loaded film really makes me feel old lol, great vid like always!

7:58 when I have my six shooter in one hand and a mint julep in the other

On that camera did you forget batteries austin

we want ep.2!!!!!!! we want ep.2!!!!!!! we want ep.2!!!!!!!!

love this dude bro

the o droid uses the atomiswave vibe on boot up

You got scammed.

i hope you bent the back half of the clocks second arrow it clearly was making contact lol

It would have been so perfect if the game for the adulting game was simply if you fully read the listing or not. That is, they wrote you back and said, "You Lost, because you didn't read the listing like an adult! Better adulting next time."

the box should've had its own ebay listing

Ok what music is used on the wafer section? Sounds like a remake of Wizard and Warriors potion theme

Honestly... that Xbox controller dip looks amazing. Just put some green buttons on it and you'd have an awesome nature-themed controller. Of all the items, I think that one was the most legit looking to me. It didn't look like something slapped together in 15 minutes using some cheap knockoff kit that cost $2, but an actual decent modification that had thought and effort put into it. Bravo on whoever made that. Not my thing with the button style, but I can definitely respect it. That woodgrain look is so CLEAN! (At least in 4k, LOL) Oh, and that emulator? You got scammed on that one BADLY. A $53 EOL board based on an SOC used in the Galaxy 5, one that's so ancient it's no longer in production or even available... for that same price, they could have dropped in a MUCH more powerful, modern board. Although... they should have spent a little more and used a proper FPGA. The screen they used was also a REALLY cheap/low quality one, which is a shame. For paying that much, you should have gotten a nice 1080p OLED 60Hz or even 120Hz one. At 3 inches or less, they're hardly more expensive than LCD panels nowadays. It's only in larger ones that they scale up insanely. Proper secondary screen setup can be used for more than box art, too. You can have that be a menu system for cheats/saves/etc. as well as for selecting the emulator, and, IF a proper screen/board combo is used, it can indeed also be used as a screen for playing games. You can also build it to be fully portable by including an internal battery pack (Lipo/LiFePo4/etc - your choice). You could also then have your choice of outputs, even going so far as to use RCA plugs and having the FPGA board emulate the OEM video encoder chip. (Or of course 4k over HDMI, lol.) Shame that you wound up with such a dud... they screwed you right proper..

18:49 the duty cycles are swapped (the audio is wrong), indicating that this actually is a famiclone

Certainly there are people selling shared steam account (i've seen it personally). They selling (or maybe offering) their product via facebook group, not on the online marketplace like in Austin video. They sell it for cheap like around 1$-3$ (converted from my county currency). What i know, it doesn't have that many games, mostly 10-30 games/account, and it contains more popular games like spiderman, final fantasy, etc. some of the seller even allow buyer to negotiate if they want a specific games on those shared steam account, whether the seller buy it or not and they still get the account at the same price. So, how they operate, i don't know the specific but after the buyer finished downloading the game, they must go into offline mode and never go online. Maybe it's convenient for those people who doesn't have that many money to buy the games, and don't want to pirate it either (cause y'know...virus).

As a kid I made those kinda clocks using HDD disk plates from defective drives. That payed for a lot of games and toys 😀

the portable nes could have a real nes inside the portable scene does great things

Add your wrist strap skates and that mouse could be fun

6:56 missed opportunity for the "it must be Italian" punchline

This shared steam account was popular here in website similar to Amazon but they ban it few years ago.

Go deeper! That's what she said!😂 I'm sorry, I'll go and get my coat!😁😄

i love these videos so much i started watching austin again after a while and he’s still really entertaining

Episode 2!!!

I see you using a LG Gram, is your trackpad super sensative. I have one and I cant even use the trackpad. its always dragging thing around or selecting things its not supposed to, even with the sensitivity all the way down.

Austin pulled a linus in this episode

10:02 that person had a hard laugh. A real good one indeed.

ohhh mr rochester kodak over here loading the film

Austin's Matt and Ken sound a lot like Mickey and Goofy. Maybe we should call the show "Austin & friends" 😂

Austin does know lots of advanced words.

I hoped you would pick banjo kazooie/tooie for the n64 emulator test.

Etsy has become a dropshipper paradise

Please do swat speedrun

"Yeah, boyyyyyyy!"

...he really ordered the one option that had zero mention of 'game' or 'cartridge' and was shocked when it didn't arrive with one.

That is clearly an anti-piracy ad on that little screen

Coming as a first gen pc guy ...mouses have become increasingly smaller in size and materials but grown ridiculously in price!

North of the Mississippi you say...LOL.