I BROKE ALL OF THE BONES IN MY BODY | Helping Hand 

harasnicole books same

harasnicole I read this right at that part XD

QWERTY Dowling ❤️ by Jacksepticeye

I like how the game gives us a «fuck you» at the first second

969 don’t wanna ruin it

Sean*

Lewis Heath no one asked

:(

Wait..... How do you look at yourself?

You are me

@@theplaguerabbit same but an hour after you commented.

@@ilovepeoplebro lol

They're humans, not robots. They make mistakes, and the staff telling you jokes were just trying to calm you down. They were just trying to help man.

@@serpentsfix and being quiet about them screwing up won’t make them improve

To this day I have a horrible fear of needles because my doctor had a brand new nurse do my grade 7 shots. She was absolutely horrible. And ever since I am extremely picky over who can give me shots.

@@serpentsfix TELLING JOKES WHILE FAINTING BECAUSE OF PNEUMONIA IS NOT HELPING

@@serpentsfix well yes but being quiet about this stuff won't help you you can be angry without being rude and the original commenter just said they were angry not being rude to the doctors

Breaking news! Hi im........ With your daily news report and here we have the green eyeball man getting turned on my the single handed most BEAUTIFUL nurse there is. C a l l m e d i r t y t r a s h b a b s!

४DJ_Darkia_Emryn४ *blushes* uh..

Claire brown xD

A bad spark. For sure.

INSULT KINK I FUCKIN KNEW IT also i dropped the piece of casadia that i was eating thanks jack

same

bruh that squishing sound XD i died.

Wow, 3 people with profile pictures the almost the same shade, how ironic. (Also yeah I agree with the original post)

Ikr. Scared me for a second lol

@@bagely_ Irony is not coincidence.

...you just leave this here.....and do this...

Stop thats rude

Lilly Anne it’s a reference to a jack septic eye original character from a fake character in a video game. How is it rude?

Ouch!

pap is loud that's alot of theory foughter

Das a good theory right there dude :>

FUCK

It could have been a one way that the guy drove down without realizing

Or maybe it was a compact only road.

And plus, if he loses his job... He can go find another one for all we care. BUT Jack... He nearly lost his whole body. That’s something you can never get back unless this was Ghost in the Shell or smth, but it’s not.

@@thegrimviolet9497 nah if u look closely you can see a line that splits lanes and he was on both

It's Sean not Jack by the way

@@Saveroony he goes by both. Hence the JACKsepticeye.

@@laceyrosier3429 ok thanks for letting me know

i both envy you and feel excited for you

inhumanpoppy h

inhumanpoppy What was the joke? (also congrats on seeing him and getting pinned)

I really want to know what the joke is

He never went to Newfoundland 😞

Rfox 2703 for the purposes of ironic comedy. Terminally ill people always like jokes about their imminent demise.

*sigh* because they got the wrong patient

Helen G. Pitts fuck off

Helen G. Pitts whats next? “Free v-bucks and nudes”?

Terminally ill people don't always like jokes about their imminent demise

Rocco Rodriguez first also I know

bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Rocco Rodriguez BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS Yes I know I over do it WAY to much but WHO DA FUDGE CARES?!

-laugh-

Me: punches instructor

XD Lol

Intructor:jk gives Sean a high five

Me:sorry instructor

That would be my luck Me:/heathens play/as I love this song Mom:were here get out Me:😢

RabidRachel XX hahahahahaha

Your dad needs to go to jail now

Oh wow that is ironic

Fenris Woof YES, I feel like be played it before. I thought that same thing

He has

*DEJA VU*

He played a demo of this last year, just type 'helping hand jacksepticeye'. it should show both the old video and this video.

Higher on the streets?

*angry stickbug noises* 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Fukkin all of america bans jack from that comment.

@@TheTrueVib3 all of me bans you for banning jack from commenting something stupid

Yeah it's so cringy that he made a joke about Hawaii being in Africa, bcuz he clearly really believes that. Even if it hadn't been a joke, u wouldn't need to cringe. I'm sure you know everything right? Guarantee there is plenty of stuff you don't know that other's would think is cringeworthy. What's cringy is that tired ass comment format that u used. Everyone loves to copy one another and think they are original and funny. You're not writing a screenplay. If you are going to use it, at least make it funny, don't act like u know everything, and not cringe at people who might not know something. May think i am coming at u at bit strong with this, but I am just tired of people acting like they know everything, and write comments like u did.

@@tyffaneelavely8087 yeah you’re overreacting.

thefrozenslade ikr😂

Did you notice Eduardo’s family sign was the same Yoongi kept doing at the BBMAs this year? XD Or maybe it’s just similar... I suddenly got confused with one of the fingers...

mckenzie conley I love your channel pic

Since when do people LISTEN TO or even WATCH ads???

Dashie is louder :)

So it wasn’t just me who thought of our glitchy friend!

@@poisontippedsword3457 yeah anything that he does that's related to him, I'm like, "it's anti isn't it''

Anti what?

pap is loud lmao

viktorayy :D 【animated】 F :D

F

viktorayy :D 【animated】 f

F

viktorayy :D 【animated】 F

Acedia Nihil my nurse yesterday night was a barbs type

I saw a lot of that during my clinicals. A lot of people just get desensitized and forget that it is a human being they are treating. It made me really sad, but it made me make a promise to myself I would never end up like that. Every human being deserves caring treatment, especially the one's that cannot move or speak.

Kobi Kuchen we know this is a shitpost but we could apreciate at least a little bit of conciousness in making choices.

Yeah kinda have to agree here. The game is fun but it does require the player to be able to make fast choices in terms of responses. I do get Jack's type of humor but it doesn't fit every game out there. It sorta works here but at the same time I just wish he was a bit faster in responses.

**reaches hand through phone**

F F F

They both where i think. Lmao

Agreed, especially that nurse.

Shut up, furry.

make me

XDDDDDDD

Maddies Mega Life YES I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

Anti got em

RIP jackspedicey died of ligma...

Anti pretty powerful.... But there's still a small chance that he survived.

Maddies Mega Life EXACTLY!!!!!

Randem Gamor. Hahahahahahahha

If you’re dead... how did you type a comment?

lol

Same xD

Dommus from beyond the grave ! \o>

I thought I was the only one that thought of that

**YOU CLEVER BITCH**

Captain Amemeica24 yes

Captain Amemeica24 omg yes!!!

Natskui confirmed BUT WHERE IS MONIKA

@@Pifeo plot twist it's actually Babs! Just Babs!

You might wanna get that checked out! Haha

Justin Y. Found you again

Justin Y. You here

Justin Y. Hahahaahahaha

9th like

I see u Again And Again

🤚

✋🏻 up top!

DraiggZy 😂

DraiggZy Eh, youtube glitched on me... So i feel ya 😂

DraiggZy 😂😂

*Mixed feels*...

69th like 😂😂

wrench716sc LMAO!!

My brother slammed my other brother's middle finger in the car door by accident and he was always flipping people off. Then, he would go make a fist at his enemies and tell them that he couldn't help but give them the middle finger...

Ok lol

My cousins friend got all of his fingers cut off of his hand or something, and the doctor was a funny doctor so the only finger the doctor attached back on was his middle finger

wrench716sc I feel so bad 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tamara Fusciardi Murphy lol

Let's pray for Jack's hand. Hope his hand will be rejuvenated soon. Amen ✊

Sucking up to the americans in every video, everyone on the planet is so americanised. American terminology, slang, accents, products eg coolaid..You're Irish living in england, just stick to english slang/jokes

google inc "everyone on the planet is so amercanised" are you ok? If you honestly think that you don't know the world we're living in. And what is an "American joke" exactly? I don't see nothing wrong with it

Q R my thought exactly... Just because the comments are not in slang text, all of a sudden we're all American

IDK I am with you SPEED IS KEY

Memories

Mystery T.V yep

Clever 👍👍👏👏👏👏🙌

No he is not @@ttvdelirium343. He stole it from Jacksepticeye.

@Husko, You used: Improper Grammer, Improper Spelling, And stole it from Jacksepticeye.

@@thelgbtqqaaipcommunity7266 and you can't even spell 'grammar'

Lol

Please tell me what time that happens at

My name is Jack, I'm the Septiceye sent by RU-vid.

Cyberlife not Caberlyfe

How you gon edit your comment and still spell shit wrong😂

VeZ. ( ;~;) woops...

im going crazy because of this

Thank you for putting the time for that

Purified Fox he’s back! He’s possessed Jack

The ironic part is later in the video there is actually antiseptic eye

**in Demonic Voice** *Where, my @@witheredl.s3986?!?!*

I have not heard that exclamation since the summer of 2015, when jack still played happy wheels.

AlysaMae11 I saw other people do that to lol

Not to be annoying or anything but it's flipping people off not flicking

AlysaMae11 same here hahaha

Joel Crane really??? I’ve always said flicking. Huh

I've heard it as both flicking and flipping. I've lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia, Colorado. It's possible that it is another dialect thing like Soda/Soda Pop/Pop/Coke. My mom says flicking and not flipping.

bacon 25 XD lol

LarryLuvsMemes ! Jackpidicey is dead...... *cAUsE hE bEcAMe a SmaSh pOtAtO*

He looked soo happy omg I'm so proud of him

Noah Bedette I don't think you know how to use a colon correctly in a sentence.

EAGLE CAPS ;-;

I hope you're not talking about his di--

No xD

EAGLE CAPS he is still the Champion

He did not get broken bones

nah, he already got everything he could out of those

Emely Seheon gta 5

Please don't refer to me as Jesus people I believe in him but it sounds like your referring to my religion as a cult or something, and it was pretty offensive I can understand that you wouldn't understand if you don't believe in Jesus or a God or anything but I was pretty offended although I'm not going to hold it against you or him or anyone and also I can understand he doesn't believe and I'm not trying to sound harsh or anything I hope you understand

Demira Berbiglia It's called giving feedback...

I like the commentary, I don’t like that he’s ignoring almost everything in this game.

Pinapplepapi. Jesus people

Pinapplepapi Jesus people

Nicholas Leon me too

Oh there's 59 minutes of this. Alright.

Nicholas Leon content

Only kinda? Fake fan over here!

15 secs left...

Sean mcglochlan

Seán McGlocklin

😂😂😂

This is what you said sounds like shawn mcgoochland

Dark Flame ikr

Where

No it was just him pretending to break his neck for a gag lol

Bro u tripping

Shaphasteus Bun when exactly. Was anti in this?

Around 10:00 Jack made a patient pun and when he laughed he tilted his head and it sounded like he snapped his neck

Rachael H. Smith ooohh...

Owo

anti has turned jack into Jacksuki

Psst..... I like your profile picture I purple you! Fighting!💜💜

FBI knows all.

The Priest sounds Worse

FBI lol it's worse than that. "Bwablugjkinblalalbdni"

Ediz Benam HE DOES ONE VIDEO A DAY NOW ITS A TRAGEDY

FortniteGodkinda meow He's doing it because A.) He's not at home right now, and B.) Because it seems his mental health hasn't been as good as normal recently, so.. Besides, I (personally) don't mind only one video a day. So. Eh.

*we're *we're

We're

R.I.P. Fallen soldier.

Same.

Who else thought that it was a time stamp and clicked it

Alex Stark no its fine u can stay

No, stay, the world needs you. 😂

No, please stay!!!

Alex Stark if u leave.....the world will have no joy.....waaaaaa

Emma Ros Fuuuuck you!

Yes

Yea lol

Yep

Batman what would be even more annoying is if it was 59:59

Why did you have point that out...😭

YEAH

Unthinkable xD

fifty-nine minutes fifteen seconds

@@theab3957 yo why did you respond to my comment from 3 years ago

@@clibothy Why not?

@@theab3957 solid point

It's a muscle

Cameron Backham nah that's a bone-r

That's not a bone 😂 \o>

The Universe Ends OMG

That one's -not a bone- extra broken

Jennifer The Homestuck Fan I GOT SO HAPPY HAJDJFDKCKD

IKR

HE DID THE EDWARDO REFRENCE IM SCREAMING-

I didn't catch it. What did he say? ;-;

Evelyn Judisch "Eduardooo.." 47:19

Boo Cosby the game was kinda thrown off to the side, but at least he didn't like idk just take the game off the screen for then entire video and just talk about his day lol

Boo Cosby you are speaking the truth!

yas i just got so pissed at 2 others 4 being rude and not leting him make the content that makes him happy

wow, so formal. Good for you being so polite on a youtube comment. respect.

Little Round Thing lol yea, (though i would have watched and enjoyed that too lol)

pap is loud omg, your pfp is cuuuuuuuuuuttte as ... jacksepticeye!!!!!!!

pap is loud BAABBSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

jood AL - ghamdi aww thaanks!!! I made it muhself :"D

pap is loud what ? wow bro you have to teach meh

Bryant Fontenot omg you're right