I built a chair... 

woah 31 seconds ago im first

BREAD

Heyo

early gang

HI RANBOO!! say it back pls :) 👉👈

IM DYING-

but he can’t hurt you so it’s ok

He’s a half Enderman.

Pretzel ranboo

@@thepaintingmiller Pretzelboo

maths is obviously red

maths-blue english-yellow religious studies-purple sports-red science-neon green geography-dark green history-orange pshce-pink (pshce is like careers life choices and just the useful stuff)

@@bloom7726 alright red maths people let's sacrifice bloom to ranjesus

@@KarateLauren 😳 wh- please no❤️

@@KarateLauren nah, it's obviously green

For a minute I thought you said technoblade and not ranboo

oh god is this techno undercover

2021

Flakey this was in 2020 lmao

Yea

i need a timestamp of this to watch it repetitively because it’s amazing so like- someone please

Here: 0:00

This is at 666 likes and Idk wut to do lmao XD

Log

todorokiiiii

Omg same-

I sit in an L position. My left leg is just straight and my right leg is curved and points to the right completely...

@@Ins1gn1f1c4nt yup. We the ✨ *f l e x i b l e* ✨ gang

Reading your comment I just realised the same thing :O

@@froggy_likes_mushrooms7601 I’m the le gang 😎

Don’t we all do that sometimes

​@@BellaGuidotti-hm4yr pfft- true

real

He probably does that

LOL

Ranboo is just built different

Don’t worry, you aren’t, I read it like “ I chair built am” - I swear I don’t have mental issues

LMAOO

I read it too 👁👄👁

Yes he has

Indeed

Uh huh!

Long live the king 👑

Long live the king indeed

IKR

Exactly

Mhm

Lol same

So true

Leg

i saw this comment before seeing him sit and i actually screamed

They're like ||

Okay but how he sit like that

People can’t sit like that???

Thank you for describing him just right

Ranboo best boi

On behalf of badboyhalo Language

420 likes

I agree all too well

@Jerry Gonzales he's 6'6 lmao

@Jerry Gonzales is 6’6 pretty sure lol

@Jerry Gonzales bruh if your taller than 6'6", damn bro, how's your relationship with doors

@@wormz3434 ask Awesamdude hes 6'7 or so ive heard

Hes a real life enderman thats why

“its like a full pretzel”

I love him sm

420 likes pog 😎

Anyone realize sonic mania studiopolis music in the background.

He really is

Ik it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

He sitting like a pretzel

@@lilyedmond7129 XD

whoops wrong emoji tehe 🤭

Longgedy leggedy

That would be bloody hilarious

The Ghostbur pfp fits

I hope I'm there to see it!

699 Likes? Oohh *clicks like button* That's better

"Dish Soap"

S t o l e n 1 0 1

6 8 now

@@helix9049 oh my god he tall ×-×🔫

Yes, my mom would feel the same.

6’7 now

Chairboo

Many pieces of Fabric and Twitter

The chair isn't just a chair,it's an friend

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

He has glued it to his head so to finish him in a canon death just dethrone him and he is ded

Jk no homo tho

HQHQHQHQ

His crown attaches to it’s body

the crown is a part of him it grows like hair

It's a Burger King crown that shit stays on like superglue

glue

Its glue

Indeed

I agree.

Yes a chair

Disagree. Its a *unicorn* chair

No. It's a table. A very yellow table.

Yea

Yes

The fact tho..

It is part of him.

@no u HE WAS MOLDED BY IT

Yes

I have no idea

I read pretzled as pretzel ed

334 likes no comment ts I'll fix that

For business purposes

Cause I got 500 retweets

"That reason is because I got 1k likes on a comment about this chair so uh buy it mom"

@@Yazu47 yes thank you. My life is now complete 👁👄👁👌

This is so underrated

@@chaples_ new sub cos dog is cute

@@chaples_ yea-

True-

Well yes😂

And handsomeeeeee

@no u no, he said he isn't ready

@no u well I mean look at his hair he's probably a very handsome guy

He’s like 6”6 or 6”5

@@rainbowcosmicbrownie 6’6.5” Apparently, he grew another half inch and is still growing lmaoo

Lolq

Hmmmm

water can’t technically be lit on fire

@@11037_dr also air bc of gravity big brain yes?

@@rqzer7540 actually it can cause it isnt gasoline itself that lights its the chemicals in the fumes in the air so if u time it right for a little bit the air can go on fire

Why did I read ‘technically’ as ‘Technoblade’ ??? 😂

@@hayinyi8724 its got the "Techn" bit so its understandable.

He’s the favorite cousin that we barely ever see

@@emmarusso6078 I have that type of cousin

Yea

stepbro jkjkjkjkjkjk

Bruh I would die to have him as my brother cuz mine is really mean

for the 5th time in a week

10th time this week*

this may be drugs i think

@Sapnap’s Foot uhhh

Same this is like the 12th time I see this

*It’s now officially apart of his head, he was born with it.....:)*

@@Rmz_My_Beloved I mean its true but.. *he glue it to his head.. it never Was unglued*

True

@@user-ix5dz2vh2d more like he super glued it so it will never fall off even if he is showering or if someone tried to pull the crown of his head

Ikr btw I like your pfp

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

HE SOUNDED JUST LIKE HIM HOLY CRAP

3:50 HE DOES OMG-

tbf he's not called walmart techno for nothing

o h

It is interesting. Even if there is a vid of him just sitting in a chair for and hour he would make it entertaining. He’s ranboo

It is, according to me and 5.8k peoples

@@mirandajones8441 yea it's interesting even if he's just spinning in a chair for 5 minutes straight

Now its 5.9

It is indeed interesting. he could make a video of him spinning in a chair for 5 minutes interesting. he's ranboo. he can make it entertaining

🆈︎🅴︎🆂︎

Hol’ up

EXACTLYYYY

i think he has like rubber bands attached to it so he can put it on his ears, but thats to specific

He grew it. It is part of him

we all love it

We love ranboo ❤️❤️🥺

That Is not confusion it is a clichè in the stand up comedy

literally i love him

True lol ❤ 😃

I was laying

Lol

Same

I feel like that's how all tall people sit, we gotta do something with our legs

I’m sitting with my left leg under me, and my right over my left... It’s very confusing and hurts when I get up, but it’s comfortable. We gotta sit in someway.

*build :)

6'8++

@@cacanuttree Bild

*B i l d*

I know about my terrible spelling I’m only still a kid QwQ

164k people: “interesting”

188k people: *”Interesting...”*

197k people: interesting

251k people: *interesting...*

@@LittleBear-gq7he 279k people: interesting

ranboo continues to live outside the laws of regular existence

His hair is so floofy it just stays on

Ikr like how the hell his legs doing that

god what are you doing here i though you abandoned us

@@sincerelymason oop

God, I want to know if Ranboo is going to heaven or to hell

@@josephmanjarrez481 heaven 100%

God, why did you send corona virus

I mean he is 6'6-

@@mani-qj3np yeah and that is so fucking scary

how in the world is this my most liked comment

@@tigronya3354 because *ranboo*

Oh alright

Ye i think he is 6.6

@@lukaivackovic3858 yeah he told tommy that

He tall boi

He enderman

He ranboo

yes im not sure which is more entertaining

Lowkey same

selderenderman? more like slenderman

@@pphead1486 no slender bc hes thin and tall and ender bc hes just weird

“This can light on fire?”

Same lol

I SAID THE SAME

Safety spatula

Oh my gawd I just realised

That was my thought too!

he was holding it in the beginning and just never got rid of it ig

He really is an enderman 👁👄👁 👌

wait true

@@strawberrymilkstudios4981 woah😳

berry tall, and them I'm over here with my friggen 5'2

Ranboo: *Premiere* Us: CHAIR, MATH IS FUKKIN BLUE (/j), LICK YOUR CATS, EAT SHARPIES, AND WHAT THE HELL IS COTTON CANDY

Don’t forget ARSON

@@queenzie2782 are you serious? maths is red

first the ranboo religion and now ranjesus cult? why is chat so good at creating cults/religions

and people are still simping for jazz?

You should make a song about it

Lol I was saying the same thing 😂

Lol

that what i thought the moment i saw the title

bro- i was saying the same thing..

I was thinking the chair looks really big for a 6’6 to be sitting in it

@@D3vried WAIT REALLY??? i thought he was like 6’3😳😳

@sleezybread nope his 6’6 and like Wilbur is 6’5 dream 6’4 and tommy is like 6’3 we got a whole squad of tall people 😭😭

@@taylor8350 OMGGG

@@sleezybread6149 yeah and the thing is tommy and ranboo are still growing

First

1.4*

...1.7

@@madisonmclaughlin6598 0-o

Including you

Well if the crown fits

@@petermarsella6537 wear it

Trueeee

Lol-

No it’s magic

Bruh same-

Same

@thetomboyplays 7719 eh, yah I couldn’t give two fucks

* Damn youre unusually late

@@arkadianz oof

Very tall person, I know..

HES TALL HELP

How tall is he?

@@glengia2210 6`6

HOLY CHEESE

@@ravenblack8610 6’6

@@watermelon_kittens6343 damn he unit

How tall is Wil?

@@ZN_SN 6’5

@Why am i here many people have been saying he was joking about being 6’7 soo idk. Lol this is crazy! When I first discovered how tall Tommy and Dream was I was like there’s no way there is no one on the smp is taller than them. Then I discovered Wilbur and i was SURE there wasn’t anyone taller than him. THEN I discovered Ranboo and I was ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE no one could get taller than him. Lol then I heard about Sam... I’m just going to give up at this point

tbh spinny chairs are a luxury until you throw up

Haaaaa!😂

@@firelasercat true-

You should also add the percentage of people defending his sitting positions :)

I was wondering why there was a spatula in the background LOL

@@erievalmop6741 YOU'RE RIGHT THERE IS!

@@arieharrewyn Haha, yeah!!

@@erievalmop6741 omg spatula

sadly he removed it when going to the UK meeting Tubbo and Tommy

Why?

No

@Dream SMP FAN it’s a joke my guy 😰

Oh no

Lol he is a child

He’s 16-17 lol

He’s a minor lmao

@@wirelessly__ How old is he?

@@vwgolf7150 he never disclosed his age, he just said that he was a minor and that he’s older than tommy.

if the crown fits, wear it

he's just perfect

The burger king crown just fits so perfectly

@@Kai-iy3kk lol

Imagine if when he was done and sat in it broke

My friend says I look like ranboo

@asui I love bakudeku ~congratulations~ you look like a ✨wonderful✨ 👾minecraft👾 🕶youtuber🕶

Its glued to his hair🤣🤣

@@masophiabforonda6186 what-

Bro wtf I I just saw him sit. What the hell is he doing XD

why- Why is he sitting like that

@@azure_fl0wers bro I think he's broken-

@@RandomRamenClub his legs went brrr

@@azure_fl0wers yes they did XD

posted*

Lol ikr it made me laugh when I heard 😃

@@DOUBLEMIKOTO__ OK nerd

@@hunterstorm6981 I just corrected them Dont gotta be mean-

Mhm XD

NO ITS SO COMPY TO SIT LIKE THAT

@@alinapuri2533 yes it is

... That is literally how I am sitting right now.

@@amethystblob ikr.. I don't know what is weird about that ...

@@amethystblob same.

But they don’t know it’s him lol

Think about voice, chair and height my dude ^ atleast 1 if they're a block man simp would notice. Not to mention they might recognise his hair and humor too

3:52

Wdym? He _is_ Walmart Techno

@@pozzsicle youre now my favorite guy

I was going to say that!

Nope not just you

like some R I C H dude who collected all types of suits

And he made it Work! 👏

So every British person?

@@ihavenocockandimustcream bruh. As a British, offended. /j

Bro I had someone like that at my school, he was a nice guy :) He wore a suit every Wednesday and Friday for middle school I heard rn in high school he’s doing great

Technoblade would be proud. Ranboo would be the third worst thing that happend to these orphans

@@jellybean26 That was exactly what I was thinking

every sec over 1 million orphanages are blowing up

Technoblade: I feel a great disturbance in the forc- oh nevermind

he isss technoblade

How is him building a chair showing him being comfortable “in his masculinity”?

@@nikolaskasberg8657 how is it not?

@@3m0t10nalCry1ng it’s a guy building a chair, I’m just saying there isn’t anything to do with masculinity or anything.

@@nikolaskasberg8657 they're saying he's comfortable with using and admitting to liking a pink chair, which many guys would not feel comfortable doing.

@@nikolaskasberg8657 I think they're saying Ranboo is comfortable that he's a male but still do 'girly' things like building a unicorn chair and sharing it on the internet against societal standards and that's very admirable

Like mans really bought a whole suit minus the shoes-

Yeah 😫

Yes-

Does he plan on doing a face reveal?

@@undeniabl3 he confirmed he will face reveal possibly at 5 mil subs

Your telling me they’re not attached to his face? :’) (this dude is evil I say. He be trolling us)

EPIC GASP MOMENT! I didn't even notice

wow great choice

@@pidge0n_p00z3 I opened my phone to see this while I'm working on my presentation for a class of mine wondering if this was a good choice or not lmfao

Y. E. S

lol technically yeah but he said he filmed this video 2 weeks ago means he didn't do it on his birthday

your pfp is very swag

Ranboob: I built a chair

Ranboo wins.

Ranboob built a chair

*-Ranboo-* Ranboob✔️

He's a minor

This ender-child Is literally a child about 17 years old

He’s 16...

He's a minor actually.

I don’t think he’s an adult😅but close enough

i'm not gonna like it because it has 69 likes but feel free to pretend i liked this

*ONLY ONE PAPER??*

Me: WHERE DID THE INSTRUCTIONS GO???

Its ranboo what do you expect 2 views😂😂