I Built a HEART Factory in Minecraft 

So many hearts… so little time before I lose them by being murdered repeatedly… what should I do with them??

Branzy is proof that you don’t need any sweaty pvp tactics or Clownpierce’s skills to make some of the best videos on Lifesteal

Branzy truly said “man I keep losing hearts might as well make them lose money”

6:57 Branzy👴:well that's too damn bad you keep digging! C4:is this legal?

The “what just happened?” At 8:42 is so sweet!

I would absolutely love to see a Mumbo and Branzy collab

Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.

Branzy writing

3:03 Man discovers engineering, goes absolutely feral

Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*

Branzy is the only lifesteal RU-vidr to tackle child labor

6:44 "“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”

Hopefully none of the others find out about this factory Branzy, otherwise you’ll get stolen from agai- Branzy: Invites princezam

Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank

“I’m tired grandpa!” “That’s too damn bad! Keep digging!” Had me on the floor😂

Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while

19:09 “And like the fountain of youth we have our first little underplayed worker!” Ashwag joined the game

I love how branzy goes from "I TOLD YOU TO DIG" to building techinical tunnel bores and tnt cannons

17:40 That was the best cut I have ever seen like seriously

This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite

If you look closely you can see that Branzy put a

Branzy fr makes lifesteal not boring to watch throughout the seasons!

there are so many underrated minecraft youtubers like this, the amount of effort put into these videos is just unreal.

13:50 HOLY COW I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH AN INCREDIBLE TRANSITION

Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story

Branzy when the autocrafter comes out:

he sounds so happy when he does a clutch :) 7:35

6:30 lol poor 4C. child labor was not the only form of labor to be exploited.

"This server has been stealing my hearts for years" I love how amazing it is to take these quotes out of topic.

6:40 THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP DIGGIN’

That copper transition was so smooth I couldn’t even see it in 0.25 speed, keep it up!

I gotta say, that edit at the simpler to smelter is so good

7:00 that meme is from the movie "holes" if anyone wanted to know:)

3:11 Don’t you need those for your thousands of hearts

Branzy: Child labor (was) something that humans (did). My country: we never stopped.

I love how he shows the blue prints! Also Branzy works so hard to be lazy I love it. Life goals. Also, also. I love Brandy’s new builds, they look awesome!

Child labour W 🙏🙏🙏🙏

17:40 holy frik this was the cleanest cut ive ever seen i didnt even realized that the copper blocks oxidized in the first few seconds

i love the modern minecraft youtuber mindset of making a huge farm for any minor inconvenience

Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!

I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤

the 'clutch... i did it!' was so wholesome omg 🥺

the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!

This is one of the best Minecraft channels I’ve seen in a while, the way everything is formatted and edited it just a beautiful formula

Anyone else noticed on ClownPierce's sign there is a

13:56 transition was cleaner than soap

this is some top notch ;P video quality also amazing that you mention all the people you got ideas or "borrowed" builds from xD

Firstly I wanna say the video and editing was awesome ❤And the attention to detail you have put in your factory.hats off to you man! Great job❤❤Loved it really❤

5:47 One of the smoothest transitions ive ever seen in minecraft Edit: Got further into the video. Definitely the best transitions ive seen.

Can I have some hearts

7:06 best moments fr wild slavery

If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the < and > key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.

I love how branzy can make lifesteal content without any pvp or fighting, but still make such good content.

the fact that they actually donated those copper is pretty wholesome

“O look trash” proceeds to throw out diamonds😂

0:34 Thank you so much for including Em

3:17 - who else noticed how brandy threw away diamonds when he needs so many? 😅

Branzy's transitions are sooo smooth, i gotta admit

I saw the the sign on Clownpierces's Armor of Shame and it has a "

I love the holes reference! That is such an underrated movie and book!

branzy just does not care about the stock market he will pump it to its fullest

Even though his videos take a while for him to post, his videos are absolutely fire

i love the movie "holes" reference. XD love ya branzy, best youtuber ever !!!

the way that ally turned around when you gave it a sword pricless!! i love your vids

This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.

In all honesty the transitions in this video are smoother than Patches' forehead

I found this channel two hours ago. Needless to say this has been one of the happiest two hours of my life :)

6:37 CACKLING HAVFHARHABB😭😭😭

branzy always sounds like a radio host, even when he is talking to his friend off camera

Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds *Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)

I luv how branzy spent so much time finding a design for the deep slate miner and he only used it for like 10 minutes cuz of how efficient it was

prolly one of the sickest vids ive seen from lifesteal

0:35 nice to see branzy shout outing small channels like cookiegod

17:45 the copper changed that means he was BUSY

Branzy: Needs diamonds for hearts Also Branzy: Throws diamonds in lava

7:02 "is this legal?" my response was "is theft legal?"

18:35 The number of times Clown killed branzy is a ❤ 💀💀💀

I love that this guy made a heart factory and cares so much about the exterior.

Amazing transition bro one of the best I've seen

Branzy should build a bank of hearts or an insurance company that insures not money but hearts to injured SMP members if they meet special demands.

Hey thanks for the Old English at 1:42, very nice touch! Note: the edit was just fixing the timestamp because I somehow got it wrong the first time.

Keep it up branzy you always find a way to please us

those are super cool transitions Branzy good job!

THE SMELTERY TRANSITION WAS PERFECT

#10 on trending?!? Congrats branzy, definitely well deserved!

5:52 that transition was insane love it bro

As always, video was amazing, favorite part being Patches making it past the door.

Lore : You make little villagers to do the job as they have less and when they grow up and have more harts you *ahem ahem* and farm their harts and produces harts in your factory this way ...

Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)

This man makes the best builds

I love that holes reference! Good job on this masterpeice.

There was another name for the mineing cannon, there was a specific design made for 2 axis mining called the infinibore, and it was completely modular, it just took an almost exponentially larger time to run for the area it cleared

THE FACT THAT CLOWN IS A HEART

5:40 the llama is on the mushroom there just vibing

It's crazy how much effort went into this!!!

14:56 Good Little Smurf lolll

I would like to see Branzy's statistics on wandering traders killed + their llamas. That would make a banger video!

I have never seen a build with the kinds of attention to detail like the filling heart bank. Well done.

13:57 omg the best transition I have ever seen in my life!!

6:56 that is the best sentence i have ever heard branzy say