I Can't Move Until San Marino Wins

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There are times in my life making videos that I wonder how I’ve ended up where I am. While making this video, I had a lot of those moments. We all know that the San Marino national team is famous for not winning matches, so what happens when we crack open Football Manager and put San Marino in the Premier League. Oh, and I also can’t move until they win a match.
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@ZealandonYT 9 месяцев назад

Well that was unsettlingly fast

@v4n1tyy 9 месяцев назад

The people have spoken and the people enjoy your misery

@ItsSFChris 9 месяцев назад

@@v4n1tyy The people come for the misery, and stay for the forehead.

@MarianoGallicchio 9 месяцев назад

Should edit the SanMarino GK to be a perfect 20 Gk. Like a unstoppable force meeting an immovable object

@glasgowdunlop6989 9 месяцев назад

🙃

@SamButler22 9 месяцев назад

That's what she said

@jackonamacyt 9 месяцев назад

Bros gonna be in the chair till he dies 💀

@Paolo_Bonolis 8 месяцев назад

As an italian i confirm

@Paolo_Bonolis 8 месяцев назад

As an italian is real bro

@andriamandaria 8 месяцев назад

real

@CoolUsername682 7 месяцев назад

@@Paolo_Bonolisi can tell

@Ringer_Fran 9 месяцев назад

As a Leeds fan it didn't surprise me we gave San Marino points 😭 this game's too realistic

@xkshottzz5578 9 месяцев назад

lol

@tomot122 9 месяцев назад

yeah innit we fkn drew and lost only 1-0 ofcourse it was gonna be us ahhahaha

@falagarius 9 месяцев назад

Point

@spig3547 9 месяцев назад

As a Leeds fan the 35 shots to 1 shot and us only winning 1-0 felt too real.

@eFKaluza 9 месяцев назад

Honestly I'd like to see Zealand actually manage them for a week before Leeds game to see how sooner it would happen 😂

@Kejmur 9 месяцев назад

I'm curious how San Marino would do in a similar video in Vanarama League, and how it would look after let's say 10 years, showing how they played in each season. Would they actually advance to any reasonable English league?

@declangaming24 9 месяцев назад

They can win against EFL teams

@vincenzofranchelli2201 9 месяцев назад

@@declangaming24 can they?they were getting smacked by plymouth and grimsby

@declangaming24 9 месяцев назад

@vincenzofranchelli2201 depends on the team some are pro players others a part timers I did san Marino in world Cup 2014 and won it after getting a group of Algeria, Croatia,new Zealand 2 draws 1 win then in R16 faced Germany beat them on penalties same with Brazil in quarters then Spain in the semis won 2-0 faced England in the final won 1-0 after a Andy selva penaltie in the 91st minute

@thomas-jo2my 9 месяцев назад

@declangaming24 yes,but they are managed by u.What op is saying is leaving it to the ai to find out if they can make any progress

@vincenzofranchelli2201 9 месяцев назад

@@declangaming24 ye but theres no way u won the wc by just picking san marino and clicking sim

@kakaisclass 9 месяцев назад

a team went invincible before San Marino won a game 😭

@conordowse4537 9 месяцев назад

In 22 seasons, San Marino has played 836 matches. In those 836 matches, they have W0 D1 L835. They have collected 1 point out of a potential 2508. Edit: If Zealand could bless me with all the GF and GA, I would be able to compile all information and determine the average per season. Edit 2: So I have done the calculations. The average points per game for San Marino in the PL is 0.0004 points per game. By comparison, the worst PL points per game in a season was 0.4 points for Huddersfield in 2018/19, having collected 16 points in 38 games.

@calamorta 9 месяцев назад

Imagine the goal difference total

@Ricky_Baldy 9 месяцев назад

@@calamortaThe goal difference would be telephone numbers.

@krzychxyz8358 9 месяцев назад

No. Telephone numbers start with a +, not -.

@jenkkko 8 месяцев назад

Surely the worst PPG is Derby in the 07/08 season 11 in 38 😂

@euanwallace3635 9 месяцев назад

This makes me more impressed that I managed to lose against San Marino as Scotland

@fowlie. 9 месяцев назад

the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result

@AshManTV92 9 месяцев назад

Would be very interesting to see how far down the league's they have to go before winning a game

@erickbarbosa2935 9 месяцев назад

great idea

@enzobossi-jp8er 7 месяцев назад

I think it would be cool if instead of resetting in the prem let them get related and see how far down it would take them to win a game

@clubvillain 9 месяцев назад

7 hours of pure pain is worth it for the video. Keep up the good work Zealand.

@trislman9309 9 месяцев назад

FORZA SAN MARINO I'm fan from them for years and this week I'll meet the manager and players Wish me good luck!! ❤

@trevorphilips5252 9 месяцев назад

Fake nation😂

@beamangel3497 9 месяцев назад

YO TRISTAN THE REAL 🐐

@trislman9309 9 месяцев назад

@@beamangel3497 ❤️❤️🇸🇲

@joegallagher9238 9 месяцев назад

I was born 11 weeks after san Mariano’s only win, I can now drink In every European country at 19, that sums up their run lol

@alexlau2669 9 месяцев назад

it's ok Zealand, I sat through the whole video in front of my pc even though I wanted to pee since like the 5th minute of it, I decided not to move seeing how you suffered 😂you aren't alone bro

@dronesclubhighjinks 9 месяцев назад

You are truly devoted!

@dennisrossonero 9 месяцев назад

wouldn't it be more fun if Z actually managed the San Marino team?

@sorrynotsorry8224 9 месяцев назад

Yeah, should do another version where he manages the team. Either with the same restrictions or allowed to buy other San Marinese players.

@tomot122 9 месяцев назад

@@sorrynotsorry8224 if he was managing ik the team is bad but he would probs get a win in relatively alright time so video would probs end pretty fast

@NewmanRepCIC 9 месяцев назад

@@tomot122 I'm not sure about that he plays an attacking style could be in for a few 31-8s instead of 18-0s though lol...

@willmena96 9 месяцев назад

I thought that was going to be the goal of the video lol

@NewmanRepCIC 9 месяцев назад

@@willmena96 somebody nailed it down below this is literally the definition of insanity, my view is he could have tried a billion times and not won a game lol...

@ava0003 9 месяцев назад

Another cool challenge would be to start them in the prem and have them relegate year in year, to see how long it takes until they get a win and then track what division they get the win in. This was gold

@mrcell0phanefm 9 месяцев назад

Z: "We WILL get a win for San Marino in the Premier League!" Narrator: "No. He won't"

@vg2259 7 месяцев назад

Tottenham finished 16th in the season San Marino got a goal difference of -271.

@PirateDrive 9 месяцев назад

The sound of the desk rising must be etched deep within Z's very soul.

@mkaczynski4 9 месяцев назад

Now watch him get it done in the first season on the stream 😆

@satyrec0001 9 месяцев назад

Legend has it that he is still in that chair

@nathanb286 9 месяцев назад

Rumour has it that Zealand is still on his chair to this very day

@Aaaightjawaait 9 месяцев назад

Loved the end of the video! thmups up for San Marino!

@DuckyVanya 9 месяцев назад

This is some of the funniest FM content I have ever seen.

@deanpatterson4139 9 месяцев назад

That was hysterical. Thank you for the laughs.

@darrencalvert5376 9 месяцев назад

This was hilarious had me in stitches

@Topav05 9 месяцев назад

Nah, you earned my subscription. The life contemplation was exquisite

@dronesclubhighjinks 9 месяцев назад

I was writing a comment when RU-vid unceremoniously dumped me out. Your likes were at 4.4K. By the time I signed in again you were at 4.7K. Can’t wait for that livestream! I have no idea how you got a national team to play in the EPL but I had fun watching! I hope your bladder is OK. Sometimes guys have to go to Emergency when things get blocked up so please avoid doing that because I’ve heard it hurts. (I would insert a Sepp Blatter joke if I were clever enough.) Thanks for the entertainment!

@Huppahup 9 месяцев назад

Somehow watching this great man's gorgeous forehead brighten my day, gonna subscribe!

@vinikiller2s12 9 месяцев назад

Great video mate. It was very funny.

@livingstonesagonda6465 9 месяцев назад

This was so much fun to watch 😂😂😂

@SeranaTheStudent 9 месяцев назад

This is a crazy challenge. Zealand you a mad man.

@nigelroxbury 9 месяцев назад

This was so much fun

@wilfredvonkarma 9 месяцев назад

Never has watching a man lose hos sanity sitting in a chair be so entertaining

@user-ne1kp8yo8n 9 месяцев назад

i love this channel!

@td1436 9 месяцев назад

on stream you should take over san marino and manage their team, but obviously dont sign anyone

@Tminus31 9 месяцев назад

As a Wycombe fan, nice to see we contributed to this fun experiment (we did let them score)

@fredrik8500 9 месяцев назад

When Aston Villa styled on you with that Van Persie header... I felt that.

@anubhav_monga 9 месяцев назад

Put san marino in each of top 5 leagues and see where or if they win first

@Nitehawkmk77 9 месяцев назад

Well played Zealand you can do it, I have the utmost faith!!! It only took me 35 years to finally get a win as San Marino in qualifers and wins where like buses 1-0 v Finland and 3-2 v Latvia both in euro qualifiers... Maybe you should see how far San Marino fall and try to gain promotion back up the divisions

@rhyswilliams226 9 месяцев назад

should spin a wheel after every season to add a new player to the squad. See how long it takes until the teams good enough to win the league

@loonyloser1733 9 месяцев назад

What's funny about this to me is that in my FM21 save in Belarus where I also managed the Belarus NT for a time San Marino swept Slovenia in Euros qualifying one year and didn't finish bottom of their group. So I know that they can get wins in FM.

@lisciatoredimele8919 9 месяцев назад

Same, they have won multiple Matches in my current save and some generated San Marino are actually good

@paulsmithspearlywhites8888 9 месяцев назад

It was a valiant effort, rest up brave soldier and we will go again!

@bobbyhavoc7728 9 месяцев назад

Need to do this again and see how soon they win with super Z in the dugout!

@pedluc2010 9 месяцев назад

Poor Leeds

@MarcoRamos1989 9 месяцев назад

I am so annoying that looking at the san marino "badge" without a real logo and I had was immediatly annoyed! (and yes, on my fm I went 3 weeks without playing just to have 100% logos and kits done).. sorry. awesome video..btw, and you are a very patient man!

@davidsabillon5182 9 месяцев назад

Ok fine bro. Fine. I'm subscribing. You got me.

@jeverydk 9 месяцев назад

Legends says, he sits in his chair to this day

@martenkats6915 9 месяцев назад

Maybe you can do something similar but not re-load, instead just keep trying in the lower level after relegation and see how long it takes until they win a game & until they don't get relegated. You would need to download a database that goes down to tier 10 at least though I'd say as normally the lowest playable league is the National League North/South at tier 6 which is probably still too high for them.

@striipey 9 месяцев назад

we need more 'forehead zealand' 😂 the talking forehead killed me

@neilproctor5163 9 месяцев назад

Banana chips? What the hell are they?

@isahamilton01 9 месяцев назад

Not gonna lie I don’t immediately click on every Zealand video but this one got me with the thumbnail. Made me laugh with the cheez doodles and red bull

@Resopheed 9 месяцев назад

San Marino for FM24 save!

@iainfuller5083 9 месяцев назад

Peckham Town shirt! It's the nearest team to my house here in South London.

@SexyCammey 9 месяцев назад

this is your funniest video.

@CDPA7 7 месяцев назад

This is class 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@misterdoctor8389 9 месяцев назад

Zealand's "I've given up" voice sounds like Thanos

@HCMCDrives 9 месяцев назад

Check out San Marino 1-7 England. Back in 1993 England were rubbish and needed to beat San Marino by 7 goals (and hope for other results).... Then proceeded to concede a goal after only 8 seconds 😂

@judychen1038 9 месяцев назад

This is like what happens when you put a non league team in the premier league

@DeadBallSpecial 6 месяцев назад

new title “I DIDNT MOVE FOR 100000 YEARS!”

@Halcryder 9 месяцев назад

Waiting for that San Marino stream

@tomfrumtarn 9 месяцев назад

This could be the best FM experiment video ever created

@mncollins4224 9 месяцев назад

One hour uploaded already 2k. Boy I cannot wait for that San Marino stream!!

@iamAyal 9 месяцев назад

only took 4.5 for the 5k likes

@CountFisco 7 месяцев назад

Is there gna be a follow-up video compressing the subsequent streams?

@ZealandonYT 7 месяцев назад

Yep!

@Hanqy 9 месяцев назад

i had a save in fm22, i was jokingly looked into san marino to see how bad they are like usual, and surprisingly san marino won many matches against weak teams, when i scout the team, one of the regen is a 17-18 yo promising attacking midfielder, then i bought him cheap (i was using chester in championship), promote to epl with him on starting lineup. when he's 24 he has 19 pace, 17 passing, and high intelligence. when i check with fm editor, he has 165 potential. he's the most memorable regen in my entire career in FM. too bad the rest of san marino regens are trash so they never play in a national competition other than friendlies.

@swifteh1780 9 месяцев назад

Did you try changing tactics before each game? Perhaps that could improve your odds

@Dodo-rn9tg 9 месяцев назад

he sounds drunk in this its insane

@scottlapier4797 9 месяцев назад

I've heard that there is an equivalency between lack of sleep and impairment similar to alcohol consumption. Like "x" amount of hours without sleep is "y" amount of alcohol. If that makes any sense.

@BigJacky07 9 месяцев назад

COYG. I'm a massive argyle fan (plymouth) I'm glad we've beat them 12-0 lol

@powerplant. 9 месяцев назад

It cannot be done. Hope your chair is comfy

@Hammerzman 9 месяцев назад

I’d like to see it as they drop through the leagues. It’s got be League one I reckon

@jameswg13 9 месяцев назад

They got thumped by league 1 and 2 sides in the cup

@r7c29wi 9 месяцев назад

Z should try this in all the top 7 leagues haha

@mykullbubbles 9 месяцев назад

this is painfully funny lmaooo

@speedphlux 9 месяцев назад

You should manage them in that scenario ;)

@ryanmilford6778 8 месяцев назад

Bro you are sooo funny 🤣🤣did you manage to get a win 😂😂

@WuCSquad 9 месяцев назад

Making the desk higher does give you room to pee in a bottle and no be kicked off... improvise, adapt, overcome.

@WuCSquad 9 месяцев назад

I hope the 5k likes happen!

@jasperharviala4278 9 месяцев назад

This is content

@TheAMH1812 7 месяцев назад

Peckham Town shirt!!! My local team, how come you’ve got their shirt?

@djkrazer100 9 месяцев назад

Big up Peckham town

@MarianoGallicchio 9 месяцев назад

2:40 after that suspicious goalkipping, the fullham goalkeeper is underinvestigation for match fixing and illegal bettng.

@sean5988 9 месяцев назад

This is too funny. You’re a donut man hahaha

@akuthia 9 месяцев назад

Would be interesting to see how long it would take them to win a game with relegation

@Thatboymeher 9 месяцев назад

Question is, will part 2 be fm23…or fm24👀

@ItsJustGilbert90 9 месяцев назад

Would be interesting to see how much they would fall down the English football pyramid.😊

@jobin118 9 месяцев назад

He should do a climber from vanarama north/south to the prem with San Marino😂Just love the pain😂

@theotlw2734 9 месяцев назад

Ted curd just joined hashtag united😂

@wysy2283 9 месяцев назад

see you on stream buddy

@jeffbobisaMAzIng 9 месяцев назад

I will be there for the stream

@Londro233 8 месяцев назад

Bro why do you have a peace of Floridsdorfer AC on your door😂

@Realmcffan 9 месяцев назад

Would've been nice to see the media prediction xd

@dev0nSA1nt 8 месяцев назад

hes got a taunton shirt

@JakeMay 9 месяцев назад

Peckham Town 😂

@kaizers95 9 месяцев назад

Watching from a 20 min walk from Peckham Town FC

@alfieowen2014 9 месяцев назад

As a chelsea fan I can say the most unrealistic thing about this is us scoring 12 goals in one game… we scored 12 goals over 4 months last season 😭

@thebeatnumber 9 месяцев назад

Being the goalkeeper for San Marino has to be the hardest job in world football

@TheOfficialSmudgy 9 месяцев назад

San Marino’s goalkeeper is ironically their best player and their only professional player.

@Mogzilla86 9 месяцев назад

lol imagine if he died in that chair and then the won while it was in holiday mode

@Leosch633 9 месяцев назад

You should become the Manager of San Marino and adjust their tactics. With superior tactics they might have a better chance.

@Gonzales9514 9 месяцев назад

Just a thought that might make it more possible to happen eventually, could relegation be removed from the premier league, and see if eventually San Marino upgrade their facilities enough to create players who can actually get a win?