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I Created the Most BROKEN TALL KINGDOM as a VIKING in Crusader Kings 3 

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How I Created the Most BROKEN TALL KINGDOM in Crusader Kings 3 in the most overlooked and amazingly broken development area in CK3? As a VIKING? Easy as blueberry pie! Especially when you play as the most powerful and secret Kingdom in all of the world: MESOPOTAMIA!
In this video, Koifish will play as the incredibly overpowered and strong Jarl Haesteinn, a glorious Viking raider, with the only goal being to create the strongest Mesopotamia Kingdom there ever was!
There's a whole bunch of Kingdoms that can be formed in Crusader Kings 3, but there's also a bunch of hidden formable nations that many CK3 players have yet to find and form! These formable ck3 kingdoms and ck3 empires require super specific events, decisions and triggers in order to form them and in this video we will show you how to play as some of the most unknown countries in crusader kings 3.
But this kingdom is one of the basic ones, but has the insane power of floodplains, a terrain type that boosts your Crusader Kings 3 development to incredible levels! This is the BEST way to play tall and build Development in CK3! And how to Create the most BROKEN and TALL kingdom in Crusader Kings 3, all while playing as a Viking!
I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Martial and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia!
#crusaderkings3 #ck3 #paradox

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@Koifish
@Koifish 11 месяцев назад
EA NASIR WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION!
@callumstanden7149
@callumstanden7149 11 месяцев назад
Do a run and start off in Nottingham and play as Robin Hood koifish I damned it
@LadyMorrigan
@LadyMorrigan 11 месяцев назад
“Tell Ea-Nasir: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me: “I will give fine quality copper ingots.” You left, but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger and said: “If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!” What do you take me for that you treat me with such contempt? … … How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore to me in full. Take notice that I will not accept any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall select and take the ingots individually in my yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.”
@Growls
@Growls 11 месяцев назад
Hey, @Koifish ... how much longer could that Haesteinn live? Like, did he reach 100?
@ALBULENA953
@ALBULENA953 11 месяцев назад
I ain’t buying ea nasir’s copper bro💀💀💀
@chasercharls
@chasercharls 11 месяцев назад
Ea Nasir is a the Bronze Age equivalent to a sleazy used car salesman.
@Ypsilon66
@Ypsilon66 11 месяцев назад
Haesteinn addiction is a real thing..
@Pigraider268
@Pigraider268 11 месяцев назад
Hopefully it doesn't run through family 😬
@isaacmabbley4870
@isaacmabbley4870 11 месяцев назад
This is your brain 🧠 This is your brain on haesteinn 🪓
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 11 месяцев назад
Embrace the addiction
@danielditmar1523
@danielditmar1523 11 месяцев назад
Not a addiction but a tradition
@MrSchwannis
@MrSchwannis 11 месяцев назад
So it's genetic?
@Fat_Paws
@Fat_Paws 11 месяцев назад
Koifish adding "as a Viking" to his video titles is the most redundant information on the internet.
@VVane01
@VVane01 11 месяцев назад
how did you do that
@Fat_Paws
@Fat_Paws 11 месяцев назад
@@VVane01 do what?
@Nowhereman-dk6ew
@Nowhereman-dk6ew 10 месяцев назад
@@Fat_Paws add the emoji?
@Fat_Paws
@Fat_Paws 10 месяцев назад
@@Nowhereman-dk6ew You get an emoji button when you reply on a PC. Pretty sure you can do it on a phone as well.
@Nowhereman-dk6ew
@Nowhereman-dk6ew 10 месяцев назад
@@Fat_Paws I'm on PC. I don't got it
@SrZyrkon
@SrZyrkon 11 месяцев назад
What really impressed me is that your son, a child, traveled all the way from Baghdad to Paris, just to break into the king's home and beat his ass.
@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960
@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960 8 месяцев назад
He's like a one piece character
@ChargeQM
@ChargeQM 8 месяцев назад
This kid is gonna be a demigod of war, I hope
@TheQuadradus
@TheQuadradus 11 месяцев назад
It appears that in all Hæstenn games, Cagliari is just the bridge to everyone around the globe
@kohlicoide2258
@kohlicoide2258 11 месяцев назад
"Ahh shit.. not again!"
@TheAderwolf
@TheAderwolf 11 месяцев назад
all roads lead to cagliari or something such
@whiteink225
@whiteink225 11 месяцев назад
It's a cannon event
@BlazingFlame69
@BlazingFlame69 11 месяцев назад
All ships lead to Cagliari would be more fitting@@TheAderwolf
@TheAderwolf
@TheAderwolf 11 месяцев назад
fair point@@BlazingFlame69
@AnomalyINC
@AnomalyINC 11 месяцев назад
One moment you're just a wee lad in India, the next moment a Viking swoops you up and makes you a duke in Mesopotamia.
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 9 месяцев назад
Well, just another big river i guess.
@Threxer
@Threxer 11 месяцев назад
Haesteinn Fact: He was actually one of the tallest vikings, but only if you include his toenails. (Which the majority of the population did not at that time period.)
@hoonter_
@hoonter_ 11 месяцев назад
every Haesteinn adventure has: 1. Cagliari conquest 2. Björn Ironside funeral 3. Culture hybridnization
@faara663
@faara663 11 месяцев назад
The ruler of Cagliari must have nightmares with Haesteinn in the lead role after all these invasions in alternate histories XD
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 11 месяцев назад
Not as bad, as modern archaeologists, who keep finding runestones in India, China, Japan, West Africa, Mesopotamia Mongolia,, and wherever else i have forgotten
@thegamesforreal1673
@thegamesforreal1673 11 месяцев назад
Oh no, Koifish is relapsing again. Blink twice if Haesteinn is keeping you hostage, Koifish.
@ItIsYouAreNotYour
@ItIsYouAreNotYour 11 месяцев назад
You are asking the abduct-er to blink if the person he abducted is keeping him hostage? I'm alright with it.
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 11 месяцев назад
But, what if Koifish has Haesteinn hostage?
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope 10 месяцев назад
What if Koifish is posessed by the spirit of Haesteinn who wants to relive his glorious days?
@JustmeandBob
@JustmeandBob 11 месяцев назад
As "a Viking", as if you could fool us into believing you'd play anyone other than Haestein
@SennaAugustus
@SennaAugustus 6 месяцев назад
Remember when he used to play Björn Ironside?
@SewingMink160
@SewingMink160 3 месяца назад
​@@SennaAugustus Today he'd probably rename Bjorn into Haestein Ironside
@saoghail9769
@saoghail9769 11 месяцев назад
Koifish: "Persia, REBORN!!" Byzantine Empire: *Nervous Sweating*
@Stejers
@Stejers 11 месяцев назад
IRL heasteein: didnt leave much of a mark in history Koifish heasteein: a literal God in human form that can conquer anywhere with but a swing of his axe and can reform a dead religion with the sheer power of his will
@alatamore
@alatamore 11 месяцев назад
I hope PDX never patches this dude. Koifish doing crazy sheet with Haestann has become a light in my life. Given the actor and author strike, this really is the best entertainment.
@SeanLewandowski2010
@SeanLewandowski2010 11 месяцев назад
If they ever stop striking and get back to work, Koifish has the bar set pretty high.
@PillsHere69
@PillsHere69 11 месяцев назад
"Judike Gublenu, it's 4pm, time for my daily varangian adventure to the East" "Yes Jarl Haesteinn"
@ardaun2933
@ardaun2933 11 месяцев назад
So I’m Iraqi and watching you spell our city names and try to speak Arabic is so wholesome 😂😂😂♥️
@Gorbz
@Gorbz 11 месяцев назад
Haestein has at this point been all across the known world, but has he ever tried... to conquer France!?
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 11 месяцев назад
Why would he want to?
@Gorbz
@Gorbz 11 месяцев назад
@@demonkingbadger6689 Good point.
@Chadius_Thundercock
@Chadius_Thundercock 11 месяцев назад
Dude don’t say that word that’s so fucked up
@dbriner-jo5tv
@dbriner-jo5tv 10 месяцев назад
He actualy done that in the ck2 conqueror achievement run koifish did.
@TrueAzrael
@TrueAzrael 10 месяцев назад
Another Haestein tall run... as count of Montaigu... wait what? 😂
@alexlower505
@alexlower505 11 месяцев назад
Haesteinn: conqueror of lands, gaslighter of babes, kidnapper of children, speaker of Arabic, and KING of the GARLIC.
@Elyseon
@Elyseon 11 месяцев назад
Guess Haestinn decided to do something about Ea-Nasir's shitty copper but didn't realize he was a few centuries too late.
@ravager2-636
@ravager2-636 11 месяцев назад
A French Viking walked into Mesopotamia and said “O yea this is mine”
@ItIsYouAreNotYour
@ItIsYouAreNotYour 11 месяцев назад
He's not French he's a Viking Viking.
@donpollo3154
@donpollo3154 11 месяцев назад
"I can't see a thing, I'll take over this one"
@guardianofthehill
@guardianofthehill 11 месяцев назад
Koifish straight up conquered Persia, and the first Persian dude to covert to Asatru is a descendant of the Sassanids. I guess Haesteinn is just too much of a chad.
@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 11 месяцев назад
for anyone who wants to know mor Sumerian dog jokes, A dog entered a warehouse. The merchant broke his leg with a wooden door-bolt: "Get out of here!" The dog questioned his tail: "Is there something behind me?" "Those things which make you happy!" it was told. "Well then, let me go back again tonight and receive something!" And so, upon his return, his leg was again broken. He dragged his tail and sat in the street. A second time he questioned his tail: "Did the bolt just come out from in front of you, like before?" truly *COMEDY*
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 9 месяцев назад
I think it lost a lot in the translation.
@elitejv
@elitejv 11 месяцев назад
FYI: You can capture way more with the Kingdom Invasion CB. Any lands you have occupied outside of the original kingdom get taken as well.
@StrangeTamer178
@StrangeTamer178 10 месяцев назад
But all within the same empire right?
@harm0ny260
@harm0ny260 11 месяцев назад
btw, if you convert to Zoroastrianism, you can proclaim yourself as messiah (or saoshyant in avestan) after you conquer the Persian Empire. And yes, I tried to do someting similiar, but with the Finns... and I lost my mind invading Afghanistan. nice video btw.
@LadyMorrigan
@LadyMorrigan 11 месяцев назад
tbh, losing your mind invading Afghanistan seems lore accurate
@katanah3195
@katanah3195 10 месяцев назад
They don't call it the Graveyard of Empires for nothing!
@davidbuzasi2926
@davidbuzasi2926 11 месяцев назад
I understand your haestin addiction. I played Haesteinn setlled in krete created the hybrid culture of the varangians(greek and norse), renamed my house Varangoi married my way into the byzantine royal family and my grandson eventually became a emperor. 😎 pretty koifishy move if i may say so myself
@KitTheAnkafolk
@KitTheAnkafolk 11 месяцев назад
That’s awesome
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope 10 месяцев назад
Damn
@kohlicoide2258
@kohlicoide2258 11 месяцев назад
I cant wait for the crossover episode when.. Jewsteinn King of Israel, Haesteinn Khan, Haestann "Back to nature"... etc.. working together to conquer one world in a interdimensional war
@hugo6693
@hugo6693 11 месяцев назад
Mashallah, Koifish has done it again
@arunda1734
@arunda1734 11 месяцев назад
Every haesting video is slowly becoming Koifish adoption simulator
@KitTheAnkafolk
@KitTheAnkafolk 11 месяцев назад
I love Koifish & his editor’s humour, they compliment each other so well, & I love when his editor adds random shit in the middle of videos lmao
@smoore6461
@smoore6461 11 месяцев назад
Koifish needs an intervention, he has fully fallen off the wagon and is hitting the hastings hard again.
@Brotrooper360
@Brotrooper360 11 месяцев назад
"Subscribe so we can conquer Mesopotamia irl" is the best pitch to subscribe I've heard.
@piotriivchytry-hrabiaalder4681
@piotriivchytry-hrabiaalder4681 11 месяцев назад
In game there is a mechanic, that allows zoroastrians, with iranian origin- culture to gain unique trait as a reconqueror of Persia. It would be funnier if made persian-norse hybrid culture and had zoroastrian ruler.
@domenicmiller2398
@domenicmiller2398 11 месяцев назад
"I created the most broken tall kingdom" proceeds to reform Persia.
@nicolasmessier5506
@nicolasmessier5506 11 месяцев назад
Koifish, we've been over this. Not EVERY video has to be a Haestein video.
@guiness1100
@guiness1100 11 месяцев назад
Just wanted to let you know, now whenever I raise my troops (whether to raid or for battle), I always say, "time to raise the lads" in some weird, semi Scandinavian accent. Thank you Koifish lol.
@paulschumacher4308
@paulschumacher4308 11 месяцев назад
Hæstenn really is "the cradle of humanity" for Koifish.
@reasordante1649
@reasordante1649 11 месяцев назад
Probably the last ominous command heard by countless dynasties and nations shortly before they were struck down in countless alternate timelines: "RAISE THE LADS!"
@drasgwegian
@drasgwegian 11 месяцев назад
Praying paradox adds more adventurers so Koifish can get over his addiction
@Sultan_Alsafi
@Sultan_Alsafi 11 месяцев назад
watching Koifish turning my country into a war zone is very entertaining
@jefferyhanderson7849
@jefferyhanderson7849 11 месяцев назад
When you think you’ve seen all Hæstinn scenarios, Koifish comes back and screams, “there is no such thing as enough Hæstinn!”
@thatguy3421
@thatguy3421 11 месяцев назад
Another part to Haesteinn's bizarre adventure! Awesome!
@dewantoandoko9207
@dewantoandoko9207 11 месяцев назад
Fun yet informative, random pieces of informations regarding the history of the area conquered is a welcome new addition 👍
@scoodenfroodie6403
@scoodenfroodie6403 11 месяцев назад
It's not an addiction, he can stop at any time
@aleksandarstanojev255
@aleksandarstanojev255 11 месяцев назад
I'm loving M&B soundtrack in background. 😂😊 Love your videos.
@guilhermevieirarosa
@guilhermevieirarosa 11 месяцев назад
Amazing video, i love your ck3 adventures, continue like that haestenn fish.
@andreanecchi5930
@andreanecchi5930 11 месяцев назад
To the people of Cagliari, you have to like them very much, you always go to conquer them ...
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 9 месяцев назад
You could say, they are "golden" people.
@onlytwogenders420
@onlytwogenders420 11 месяцев назад
Weird that you made this. I was literally thinking about making a Mesopotamia run yesterday on CK3, but wasnt sure it was possible.
@PuskasMarton
@PuskasMarton 8 месяцев назад
I got bronze age shitposted so many times that I instantly laughed at the song in the intro. :'D
@liviuursegr
@liviuursegr 10 месяцев назад
10:30 i guess you totally bagged that 😂
@OGDabster
@OGDabster 11 месяцев назад
koifish casually hinting that he wants to build an army in the beginning of the video is crazy dawg 💀
@viktorkalinin1539
@viktorkalinin1539 11 месяцев назад
He tricked us with Haesteinn once again, what a madman.
@MrBuTaforos
@MrBuTaforos 11 месяцев назад
Haesteinn deserves to be the khan of Cumania with the capital in Slutsk and to have at least 10 lovers of every shade, shape and size
@robertandersson3417
@robertandersson3417 10 месяцев назад
Have you ever done a Haestin varangian adventure into the Byzantine Empire? That would be awesome!
@Aurainmaker
@Aurainmaker 11 месяцев назад
love the relapse into haesteinn, thank you koifish
@ChaoticArcane
@ChaoticArcane 5 месяцев назад
“Tall kingdom”; Immediately tries to form Persia after forming Mesopotamia
@BlackwardenGaming
@BlackwardenGaming 4 месяца назад
Awe yessss....I love me some adventuring. I have literally been everywhere with one character.
@noctusfury6918
@noctusfury6918 3 месяца назад
I also want to say kudoes to your son for beating up King Charles the Pitiful to defend your honor! As he should! 😊👍 Seriously, that was GOLD and super wholesome! 🤣🥰
@Logan0503
@Logan0503 11 месяцев назад
This is good a good video. Now I also want a top 10 jokes of the Bronze Age video though.
@NecrobutcherEU
@NecrobutcherEU 11 месяцев назад
Never though i would hear Peter Pringle in a Koifish video, amazing
@duphasdan
@duphasdan 7 месяцев назад
The way Koifish tries to tell Hasting 'No, don't take over India'. 'Hastings, what are you doing?'.
@Fofo-mn9xe
@Fofo-mn9xe Месяц назад
16:44 Every producer of films in Europe and America about Vikings be like:
@Akabeche
@Akabeche 10 месяцев назад
The midroll "fun facts" like at 5:59 have to be an Attack On Titan reference
@LevCallahan
@LevCallahan 10 месяцев назад
First Haesteinn campaign I've seen you done in a while where Haesteinn actually lives throughout the video.
@loganrobbins2902
@loganrobbins2902 11 месяцев назад
I am fully prepared to raid Mesopotamia on a longboat with you
@Alpha_blossom
@Alpha_blossom 11 месяцев назад
I fully expect you to pick me up tomorrow on the cape fear river
@TheyThemItalian
@TheyThemItalian 11 месяцев назад
Poor koifish... I hope you can get back on the wagon soon, Haesteinn addiction is so real
@ohNojames
@ohNojames 11 месяцев назад
I’m pretty sure that French spymaster colluded with King Charles to kill me my first time playing as this dude.
@Elyseon
@Elyseon 11 месяцев назад
He feared your power.
@bread3039
@bread3039 7 месяцев назад
19:07 Look at the shape of his domain. Haesteinn made his own France, but better.
@wastelander89
@wastelander89 11 месяцев назад
Love ur videos there always fun to watch 🙂👍
@mementomori771
@mementomori771 11 месяцев назад
I was inspired by your conquer China playthrough to conquer every island
@lemondool
@lemondool 11 месяцев назад
really love the aot info slide edits
@angelacarroll6142
@angelacarroll6142 11 месяцев назад
Same
@scrim6667
@scrim6667 11 месяцев назад
Good vid koi!
@carltonleboss
@carltonleboss 11 месяцев назад
I love these Haesteinn videos
@CoachZIM
@CoachZIM 11 месяцев назад
Koifish! I love your videos! Was wondering if you play with any mods? And if you do, especially with the new DLC coming out, would you share with us your steam mod collection?
@Bennetttttttttttttttttt
@Bennetttttttttttttttttt 11 месяцев назад
Another great video!
@nicetas2344
@nicetas2344 11 месяцев назад
Did Koifish just call Rollo a ramdom guy lmao 😂 the father of Normandie
@MrLeim1
@MrLeim1 11 месяцев назад
awesome Video ;D
@Dr.J.Konopinski
@Dr.J.Konopinski 11 месяцев назад
you should play Haesteinn in a Middle Earth mod and make him Lord of Mordor
@natehouse3454
@natehouse3454 10 месяцев назад
Love your videos
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope 10 месяцев назад
4:49 Haestein, Mr. Steal your Heir
@Grungeuncle
@Grungeuncle 11 месяцев назад
That "random viking" his daughter was married to and gave lovers pox to her is none other than the actual "Rollo of Normandie" himself lol.
@mikafanhits
@mikafanhits 9 месяцев назад
Great video
@yasserammar396
@yasserammar396 5 месяцев назад
10:40 as an Iraqi you nailed it the pronunciation of the city of Hit
@lycaon6467
@lycaon6467 11 месяцев назад
I want to conquer Mesopotamia with you Koifish
@CibaTron
@CibaTron 11 месяцев назад
I want to see erik the heathen get an update with healthy trait added so he can live longer you can ask norway to vassalize you with a few more years added with mods then own all of scandinavia
@breadster1981
@breadster1981 11 месяцев назад
Very good channel
@Will-yt5nl
@Will-yt5nl 6 месяцев назад
Best CK3 RU-vidr!
@robstone8233
@robstone8233 11 месяцев назад
Boost that algorithm baaaaaaybeeeee
@nestormakhno9266
@nestormakhno9266 11 месяцев назад
An army of paradox fans trying to take over Iraq would be a 21st century mix of the people’s crusade and the children’s crusade
@user-yh4uk8kq3n
@user-yh4uk8kq3n Месяц назад
video name : "most broken tall kingdom" *Proceeds to play war only*
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 11 месяцев назад
I wonder what the Arab name of Haesteinn would be. Hashtiin? Yeah let's go with that.
@adambaker5799
@adambaker5799 6 месяцев назад
I like to imagine Hesting has gone on every adventure
@dojihajime
@dojihajime 11 месяцев назад
The blood of Loki runs through your veins.
@oscarpaul2835
@oscarpaul2835 11 месяцев назад
"you my good sir, you stumbled across that adventure of a lifetime" 😭
@noctusfury6918
@noctusfury6918 3 месяца назад
*Haesteinn when puppeteered by Koifish:* Adventures around the world, goes a-Viking (raiding) around the world, beds women from around the world; captures, converts, and employ children from around the world, and conquers empires, cultures, and peoples from around the world. 😎👑 *Haesteinn in reality:* Can't I just stay in Montaigu, raid Italian, Iberian, and Britannian/Irish coastlines; bed Scandinavian and French women, and eat French pastries without having to follow your maniacal escapades? 😭
@villepalmu348
@villepalmu348 9 месяцев назад
I had a game where I witnessed ai controlled haestening live until 100 and conquered half of britain and left 3 kingdoms to his children... Absolute gigachad
@simoncodrington
@simoncodrington 11 месяцев назад
The adventures of haesteinn continues!
@user-gx4cd1jb9h
@user-gx4cd1jb9h 11 месяцев назад
I love you Koifish.
@ALBULENA953
@ALBULENA953 11 месяцев назад
The sumerian joke in the beggining 💀💀💀
@martins3993
@martins3993 11 месяцев назад
I'm subbed, when and where can i board the longboat?
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