I dedicated my life to beating this Roblox noob... 

I love when people call him a noob. You’re talking to a 22 year old man, who has 12 years on Roblox.

"ThEy ArE nOt EaRiNgS tHeY aRe SoNiC rInGs!" Who remembers this

Albert: **creepily** “Right? RIGHT?!” Albert 2 seconds later: “Awww.” 6:13

6:13 my heart just melted.

My brain while studying: 7:03 My brain during the test: 7:39

6:15 “‘aww” ...my heart skipped a beat

You aren't trash Albert, she just used her big head to avoid gravity

That "aww🥰" MADE MY HEART MELT 🥺🥺🥺

Albert : insults and lowers another dudes ego The dude that got insulted : I am noob Albert :u need more self confidence

3:36 that was adorable and you can’t change my mind.

Albert: Calls everybody a noob Random Noob: Oh no I m noob Albert: You gotta have more confidence

7:36 im dead he said “chos” 😭

When he said "aw" my heart melted.

9:56 dear Albert I translated it since I’m Korean- 쓰래기!!!! (meaning trash)

*"die its for a good cause"* - Albert 2020

This shows how competitive Albert is, good for him

“Crumble island. I can do that my life has been crumbling forever” -Best Of Albert 2020

Albert: My life is never succsesfull. :( Me: Ur game that survive spongebob the killer game it reached 1 mill visits

Me: **See's title** Also me: "Sounds like something Albert would do."

5:13 When my first grade to introduced yourself

7:41 don’t mind me just making something for myself

Albert to rthro dancing: Ew I don't want to be near that rthro: *has alberts face as a shirt*

“The day my life officially ended” Me: *remembers Felipe*

I love how he calls people idiots LOL 😂 I always laugh till’ I fall..and it’s like he’s trolling best players in the game 😂 😂 😂

6:11 Albert: *WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO ME?!* Albert 2 seconds later: *Pure happiness* 😁

"IM DOING IT I'M DOING IT, I'M ACTUALLY KILLING LOTS OF PEOPLE!" *kiss noise*

Albert: "I'm a pathetic worm." Me: *Earthworm Sally, carry diseases from Florida to Cali.* Wow thank guys for 500 likes it means alot

Lol, loved this one. XD, I can relate to: "All I care about is if that girl dies." Been there too. Albert, these videos are funny even 3 years later, honestly.

When he said “Aw” I was like... Pack your bags kids.. Albert is happy

Game: "round race" No one: Albert: *Im RoUnD*

nobody: my terrible wifi making albert's voice skip: *o-o-oh no-o b-br-ro-o-th-h-e-r-rs*

8:21 here is 10 years of experience

When that guy said “Im noob choas” I felt that 😔

"Who won?" "I won first, I think I won first." "I think I won a second before she won."

2:23 albert gets jumpscared by leveling up xD

The Nostalgia is kicking in

Bomb:(beeping) Flamingo (Albert): literally there all bu- Bomb: (spits confetti) Flamingo (Albert):awwww😊 Edit:I’m sorry please don’t hate I want new viewers to know who I’m talking about

7:40 Choas is *so* wise

(9:55) Albert since you wanted to translate “TRASH” into ‘this language’ (which is Korean) Korean Translation: 시시한 작품

me trying to fall asleep watching alberts videos: every time i start to fall asleep this happens: 1:48 1:54 3:21 3:32 3:38 5:38 5:54 6:01

7:42 When yOu WaSteD YoUr MoNeY aNd YoU wAnTeD AIrPoDs And wario is laughing at you

Me: *watches Albert on RU-vid* Mom: who is he? Me: Albert Mom: DONT GO NEAR HIM, HE JUST GOT OUT OF A MANIACAL PRISON

5:14 me walking to my friends I have not seen in alot of years.

Game: “the red teams wins with 48 wins to 8” Albert: well... we were only a few off i guess.. 🕺🏼

Me: Trying to grind tower of heck Albert: Raging at a noob

“fat noob” Cleetus MAY be fat, but noob means new and cleetus is NOT new.

5:27 Guy with Coronavirus: *Coughs epically* Normal guy: E

3:32 Ah. The normal albert screaming for other people what a blessing.

Albert: someone please translate this “TRASH” to this language. Me: oh into korean? I got you TRASH = Romanization: pyemul Hangul: 폐물 Trash actually translates to “waste” in korean but you know.

"what is going on inside his head" 7:41

Albert: Why does everyone do this to me- ... Awww!

7:54 albert: make sure to yoink Me: yoink

7:39 I swear to god this is the most funniest thing I’ve seen in the whole universe

Albert: I dedicated my life to beating this noob. Me: You do that with every noob.

I Hate when I insult someone and they say: “ k.” And act like *THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME.*

it’s crazy how he gained 3 million subs in almost a year

Idea: Make RealKingBob create a survivor game and troll the players

"See what happened right here?" *"Life ended"*

"YES I KILLED HER" 10 seconds later "YES I KILLED HIM"

WHEN HE SAID AWW MY HEART MELTED

Me: *See's title* Also me: Sounds like something Albert would do.

Survival The SpongeBob the Killer is now more popular than Survival The Jeff the Killer!

7:37 - What everyone came here for

5:18 he predicted corona

“January 24, 2020 the day my life officially ended” LIKE WHAT TYPE OF INTRO IS THAT?!?! LOL XD

I'm binge watching his videos at 2:07am and I don't even regret it lmao

10:04 he asked for someone to tell him what trash is on Korean sooo here it is 쓰레기 is what I think it is but that can be translated to garbage 🗑

The way he said 15 thousand wins!! Keep me laughing😂

Albert: “I would’ve gone down in history.” Me: “You are already DoWn In HiStOrY. You are a very respected chicken.” And Epic Minigames is beautiful, I play it too much.

“Your parents marriage will start to break apart.” Me : “They already have D:”

Albert: death Me: stop you violated the law it's been I while since I've seen a good brawl

Other RU-vidrs: "Hey guys! Welcome back..." Albert: -just shows his youtube video-

7:42 when you realize it's school today

he was like "why why is it doing this to me?!" then 2 sec later "Aww :)"

2:32 They do even have legendary brawler t-shirts lol

"It's a disease don't touch it!" Corona Virus: *allow me to introduce myself*

6:14 the cutest moment ever UwU

I love how Albert minimizes the amount of time he shows one of his previous videos in his videos. As if he would get a copyright strike from himself.

Sees survive Albert In the group Me: memories

1:12 That cough was CRISPY

6:17 when I say, my heart M E L T E D

4:17 someone needs to take this out of context

Flamingo: *wired headphones* AirPods users: *GRAB THE SCISSORS!*

5:53 pov you're my hamster

Me: *taps on Albert’s video* Mom: turn that off he’s ANNOYING Me: *goes up to my room and keeps watching*

7:37 Albert: Choas, give me kind words. Think Choas, Think. Choas: *W A R I O S C R E E C H*

7:43 omg so flipping funny I love how the editor did this

When he said “aww” my heart melted😓 6:15

9:15 *you cant start breaking something that’s already broken*

My teacher at my school is reading a book right? And there’s a character named *Albert* and the story says *he’s not as BIG as you think, not as BIG to get him bullied, but he does have Muscles* Wow so true (Edit: wow guys thank you so much the next day I get over a 100 likes?! Thanks!)

“This was a training lesson” Top ten plot twist in anime history

6:16 that aaahhhh was so humble

0:37 "I feel like whenever i play like surviver games...." Me, an intellectual: *notices SURVIVE albert *

Nobody: Me: "Fight me, I'm trash."

albert: "I'm not trying to be mean..." also albert: "JUMP OFF"

I love when Albert says”yoink”

On English: 'TRASH' On Korea: '폐물' Thank me for this INFOMATION

Here’s a RU-vid video idea: make your own survival disaster ( example disaster: raining fire, ghost attack, or NUKE!) Like so Albert can see!!

7:40 this literally made my day.

January 24 should be a remembering day for how close Albert was to winning. Who Agrees?