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I Defended The Motherland From Nukes - Boris the Rocket 

CaptainSauce
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Your job as a soviet nuclear missile operator is to defend the motherland from her enemies and defend yourself from Siberian winters.
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@n1thecaptain965
@n1thecaptain965 3 года назад
"I will let this entire country get turned into a sheet of glass unless you apologise for being rude" -Captainsauce, May 2021
@hungtheheroluu
@hungtheheroluu 3 года назад
Cap can’t hide his Canadian identity.
@incognito3557
@incognito3557 3 года назад
Russians: comrades thiz iz war
@goobernator50k21
@goobernator50k21 3 года назад
My teachers when I call my friends shiort
@lordtoomas
@lordtoomas 3 года назад
it's in his dna to make people be polite
@bot2thot25
@bot2thot25 3 года назад
Lol i read this as he said that in the intro
@Falafel6723
@Falafel6723 3 года назад
you know what's better than this video? this video once you imagine everyone with a russian accent struggling to talk as they down bottles of vodka
@nadimomar7156
@nadimomar7156 3 года назад
there is one but it's made by an actual russian
@NordicCarved
@NordicCarved 3 года назад
NGL I just like how the guy was whistling the Soviet Anthem.
@AwakenedRAGEJustin
@AwakenedRAGEJustin 3 года назад
Ok what is with this early upload, but hey I’m not complaining
@fergkorea
@fergkorea 3 года назад
Weird right?
@deuces652
@deuces652 3 года назад
Exactly!
@Gypsyflyer_
@Gypsyflyer_ 3 года назад
Honestly
@warhawk_yt
@warhawk_yt 3 года назад
It’s not the first time he has uploaded early. It’s not common but not the first time.
@deuces652
@deuces652 3 года назад
@@warhawk_yt I know but it’s just rare
@beetle6746
@beetle6746 3 года назад
The thumbnail looks like something you’d see after you take 5 Advil,smoked a blunt,downed a bottle of vodka and watching captainsauce before going to bed while the Soviet anthem is playing
@ramonjurak7678
@ramonjurak7678 3 года назад
@*insert generic funny username* and have the Soviet anthem playing
@sauce749
@sauce749 3 года назад
Yes
@Donut_Flame
@Donut_Flame 3 года назад
Ahhh yes...
@gamerlazer7788
@gamerlazer7788 2 года назад
No the bottle of vodka should be 10 bottles of whiskey and snorting cocain
@The_AroAce
@The_AroAce Год назад
i love how oddly specific that is
@webkarma9654
@webkarma9654 3 года назад
Imagine the frustration as you try to troubleshoot how to stop a nuke coming at you while a Soviet version of Bain from Payday yells at you
@birdman6392
@birdman6392 3 года назад
I don't think captainsauce knows how much of a change he has on people. He has made my life better by creating videos for me to block out reality for a while.
@runitsacow
@runitsacow 3 года назад
Alternative title: cap uploads earlier than usual
@Bittheking
@Bittheking 3 года назад
way earlyer than normal
@stalkerslays9034
@stalkerslays9034 3 года назад
I know it's not usual for cap. I don't get notifications till 7 or 8 a clock
@runitsacow
@runitsacow 3 года назад
@@stalkerslays9034 notifications are broken for me lol
@LemonSaber
@LemonSaber 3 года назад
Nah it’s actually late
@Bittheking
@Bittheking 3 года назад
@@stalkerslays9034 for me i don't get them untill 9 or 10 pm i think his social life might be dying
@ghastiafy67
@ghastiafy67 3 года назад
Why does this look like real li- oh shii *looks up and dies*
@creasean9678
@creasean9678 3 года назад
I loved this and how you interacted and presented it. It was like "Captain Sauce's Variety Show"! Literal tears from laughing so hard! The way it was edited was like "scene: [off screen instructions/action], [Captian Sauce reacts], [correct/incorrect action: possible second action], [off screen reaction], [insert punchline here] (fade to next scene). ... BRILLIANT!
@SilusValeriusVT
@SilusValeriusVT 3 года назад
The missile is labeled "protivoraketa" or "anti-missile"
@the_zygote_three5193
@the_zygote_three5193 3 года назад
Ah Privet Comrade Lenin
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 3 года назад
Ah hello, comrade
@heartking5766
@heartking5766 2 года назад
A Jdjvk
@DKlett1
@DKlett1 3 года назад
I suggest a relatively new game for you to try out on the channel: Stick it to the (Stick)man I think it would fit your channel perfectly
@Ethan54006
@Ethan54006 3 года назад
i saw baronvon games playing that, its p[retty good
@tix2260
@tix2260 3 года назад
I played it, and it’s perfect
@lordtoomas
@lordtoomas 3 года назад
good idea
@thecantankerouspancake9464
@thecantankerouspancake9464 3 года назад
yes YES
@zeblun73
@zeblun73 3 года назад
Родина
@YeetmanTheTrue
@YeetmanTheTrue 3 года назад
"Nobody wants to get Boris' underwear, it is somehow rustier than the car."
@spencyy6058
@spencyy6058 3 года назад
CaptainSauce: "Boris no read so good" *proceeds to read the entire paper*
@elanimate5716
@elanimate5716 3 года назад
Wasn’t expecting an upload yet but I’m not complaining 🎉
@cheesypotato7125
@cheesypotato7125 3 года назад
For once it’s uploaded when I can watch it Uk problems
@Shaqylonel
@Shaqylonel 3 года назад
Do you think it will be a double upload today?
@dennisgrogu8319
@dennisgrogu8319 3 года назад
I lost my cat today thank you for making me smile
@andpad8380
@andpad8380 3 года назад
I feel so sorry for you 😞
@xandraxie3183
@xandraxie3183 3 года назад
Ooooof that sucks man
@badcreater3310
@badcreater3310 3 года назад
I’m sorry for your loss man, stay positive
@dennisgrogu8319
@dennisgrogu8319 3 года назад
@@andpad8380 cheers
@dennisgrogu8319
@dennisgrogu8319 3 года назад
@@badcreater3310 thanks
@clementco7208
@clementco7208 3 года назад
Might just be the most Canadian intro ever
@theplushybros6140
@theplushybros6140 3 года назад
Please make this a series, this video game is amazing. It reminds me of some older survival games from the past.
@mrmoneymaker2269
@mrmoneymaker2269 3 года назад
This is the earliest I’ve ever seen cap upload a video
@ACRocker
@ACRocker 3 года назад
Wow sauce, this is different from when you usually make a video
@manjuice4208
@manjuice4208 3 года назад
its may 24 weekend so
@Eragonnogare
@Eragonnogare 3 года назад
I'd bet that the point of having the switches on the missiles at all would be so that they don't blow up while sitting around in the next room over.
@te3334
@te3334 3 года назад
Cap you've been on a ROLL with these videos. My stomaches ached from laughing so hard 🤣.
@lavender3082
@lavender3082 3 года назад
Captain sauce is basically like why are you “Russian” me?
@cannonball04
@cannonball04 3 года назад
So, the Captain Sauce gets a character arrested for a joke he made... is this the first time?
@bosmannetje
@bosmannetje 3 года назад
pls make a serie of this because i really like this type of vids
@sauringlunala3716
@sauringlunala3716 3 года назад
This is so early for you cap
@personperson6022
@personperson6022 3 года назад
I was surprised to see him right now
@shrock3714
@shrock3714 3 года назад
Ikr
@swugtel6345
@swugtel6345 3 года назад
Yep, it’s a surprise, but a welcome one
@soulboy0425
@soulboy0425 3 года назад
Oh no, WHY DID YOU HELP THEM WE ARE ALL GONNA DIEEE
@HeruWilliams
@HeruWilliams 3 года назад
YAy IM not LATE TO A CAPTAIN SAUCE VIDEO. OH BTW SAUCE MAKE SHURE TO TRY OUT THE BANJO UNIT IN TABS :D
@persona4331
@persona4331 3 года назад
Wut?!
@demonetizebot5179
@demonetizebot5179 3 года назад
Why are you yelling
@crablord8499
@crablord8499 3 года назад
"I don't need to be some kind of radar biologist"
@EvelynnWinters2000
@EvelynnWinters2000 3 года назад
11:45 Hey, uh, Cap? You do realize they have to store the missiles, right?
@delta1859
@delta1859 3 года назад
“I let this entire country be turned into a sheet of glass if you don’t apologize.” Me laughing because it’s random but funny af 😂🤣🤣🤣 0:48
@maddoxcilbrith3682
@maddoxcilbrith3682 3 года назад
Its expexted since he's Canadian 😆
@kast2535
@kast2535 3 года назад
A captainsauce video when I'm not sleeping or forcing myself to stay awake...impossible
@xolhex9220
@xolhex9220 3 года назад
Boris the rocket My brain: Thomas the thermonuclear bomb
@YeetmanTheTrue
@YeetmanTheTrue 3 года назад
"Hey Jeeves, I haven't seen a woman with this many people inside of her ever since the last time I visited your mom."
@crazedrabbyt221
@crazedrabbyt221 3 года назад
Nice
@zeblun73
@zeblun73 3 года назад
Родина
@pepsichan9200
@pepsichan9200 2 года назад
zeb lun Да мой парень
@shanegray3600
@shanegray3600 3 года назад
Would love to see this become a series
@imajoke3106
@imajoke3106 3 года назад
Boris needs to return, this is a great game!
@flashlp3001
@flashlp3001 3 года назад
3:50 captainsauce:guilty of making jokes about our soviet values, when did i make a... You got to admit that the rusty underwear was good...
@stickyleaks
@stickyleaks 3 года назад
The guy from Thief Simulator when CaptainSause sees him again: Velcome back
@hungtheheroluu
@hungtheheroluu 3 года назад
I just watched Cap play Thief Simulator a few days ago.
@themis467
@themis467 3 года назад
Do you remember back when Cap had an upload schedule
@moonlightedgalaxy
@moonlightedgalaxy Год назад
He posts weekly now
@davidking7539
@davidking7539 3 года назад
*watches an ad about saving the ocean* Sauce after the ad finished: So?
@GhostHelwig
@GhostHelwig 3 года назад
This was so funny, and such a fun game. I’d definitely love to see this become a series! I want to see what happens to Boris. Lol
@superkgaming8305
@superkgaming8305 3 года назад
Hey captain are you going to play Subnautica below zero I loved your let’s in the first game and I think a lot of people would like to see you play the new game
@thewasd1963
@thewasd1963 3 года назад
captain sauce, you are my favorite you tuber and have helped my through lots of hard times, please keep making videos and i pray that you thrive and get tens of millions of subscribers.
@cookieperimetre821
@cookieperimetre821 3 года назад
Please make this into a series, its great
@captainjakil
@captainjakil 3 года назад
Idk why i thought he would be defending Canada, it's not like he's Canadian or anything.
@ethanunglesbee1137
@ethanunglesbee1137 3 года назад
Is this a joke? It doesn't seem like one. I'm gonna say its a joke
@Bittheking
@Bittheking 3 года назад
are you stupid anyone who watched for any lenght of time would know he is candian
@captainjakil
@captainjakil 3 года назад
@@Bittheking i was making a joke i know he's Canadian
@captainjakil
@captainjakil 3 года назад
@@ethanunglesbee1137 yes, it's a joke
@RuardOozer
@RuardOozer 2 года назад
*grabs shotgun* letś deal with this the soviet way.
@jadestar0883
@jadestar0883 3 года назад
I can’t wait to see what else this game has in store. Please play more.🙃
@colio4197
@colio4197 3 года назад
Was not expecting a video this early
@eddykidplayzyt
@eddykidplayzyt 3 года назад
Day 79 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
@cloudy7263
@cloudy7263 3 года назад
ok new early record it was first 9: 30 second 7: 00 third 6: 30-6: 00 and our new record of early, 3: 30
@Bittheking
@Bittheking 3 года назад
i know getting very early know these days his social life must be dying
@nawolith3840
@nawolith3840 3 года назад
I have to deeply thank you for relaxing me and my brain these days. Just a few minutes of any video and im back on top!
@sagadon9429
@sagadon9429 3 года назад
This is so fun to watch especially with cap to commentate and I would love to see more.
@khalil362
@khalil362 3 года назад
Alt title: I defended the genderswapped father large ourland from super misiles
@MrJurgita
@MrJurgita 3 года назад
its not a island, its ourland, not island, it sounds capitalism
@khalil362
@khalil362 3 года назад
@@MrJurgita ok
@thenoob2765
@thenoob2765 3 года назад
I mean, maybe he would clutch up
@Dio-rk6cs
@Dio-rk6cs 3 года назад
16:18 It does actually say exit, just keep in mind it's not an exit from the reality that you're living in.
@marcussantos8879
@marcussantos8879 3 года назад
I really enjoyed this one Cap! Hope to see more in the future.
@YeetmanTheTrue
@YeetmanTheTrue 3 года назад
"Could you imagine how nice it would be to go for a stroll in the woods without the immediate threat of the apocalypse?" Did you just summarize Siren Head accidentally?
@thotslayer8392
@thotslayer8392 3 года назад
I think this is caps way of telling us that he is a commie
@constantprayerwarrior
@constantprayerwarrior 3 года назад
Nah 30 second's in he made fun of Communism
@andpad8380
@andpad8380 3 года назад
Wow I didn't expect a video that quickly 😮
@electricicewolf
@electricicewolf 3 года назад
Please continue this amazing game
@musiclover-8906
@musiclover-8906 3 года назад
This is why captainsauce is not in a highly income profitable Department job dedicated to stopping nukes are any missile threats
@stephenharris7277
@stephenharris7277 3 года назад
Cap are you going to be doing Subnautica belowzero now that it is fully out
@rongaming2124
@rongaming2124 3 года назад
Just wanted to tell you Cap. thank you i was having a really bad today almost had a nervous meltdown. but then i watched you and you quite literally kept me sain. you are the funniest youtuber i know and my number one youtuber. Thank you for the laughs and smiles. Keep tubbin Cap.
@AnUnknownPlayer.
@AnUnknownPlayer. 3 года назад
Would love a series on this game, its great.
@theangrywither9496
@theangrywither9496 3 года назад
Not what I was expecting on my recommend
@Chonkee
@Chonkee 3 года назад
He uploaded so EARLY today wow
@kidflasher
@kidflasher 3 года назад
yeah, it's 3am for me
@tallblackman9479
@tallblackman9479 3 года назад
It’s 3:40 for me
@ogregames3010
@ogregames3010 3 года назад
Love your content keep up the good work and the amazing videos!
@jpclancy2715
@jpclancy2715 3 года назад
Theirs a Don’t Escape 3, I’m just saying that you should probably play it.
@My2cents.
@My2cents. 3 года назад
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos🎈
@simonghostriley8139
@simonghostriley8139 3 года назад
Ok
@vudoothemajin6379
@vudoothemajin6379 3 года назад
“Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll cuddle with your mama” - Captainsauce May 2021
@harrythecat6209
@harrythecat6209 3 года назад
I would love to see this be a series
@torstudio
@torstudio 3 года назад
Thanks for the video, we are appreciative!
@ludvigolsson5491
@ludvigolsson5491 3 года назад
I just want to say if anoyone sees this i just want to say. Have a Great Day or a Great weekend 🥰🥰
@simonchristiansen3901
@simonchristiansen3901 3 года назад
Oh that’s nice, thank you 😊 and you too ☺️
@everythinglee152
@everythinglee152 3 года назад
@@simonchristiansen3901 morning M 💩 la kk
@biggiecat6665
@biggiecat6665 3 года назад
Thank you
@real-fz2jq
@real-fz2jq 3 года назад
I'm gear
@SuperChez100.
@SuperChez100. 3 года назад
Thanks Ludvig
@stalkerslays9034
@stalkerslays9034 3 года назад
This is weird I dont usually get a notification from cap till at least 7 or 8 a clock. Cause of the whole time difference between canada and were I live.
@ChaZcaTriX
@ChaZcaTriX 3 года назад
I love that at 17:50 it doesn't specify what's in the bag, but the number is an actual GOST technical standard for coal quality.
@kvsarelityt6410
@kvsarelityt6410 3 года назад
Yes please make this a series I would watch all the episodes 😀
@The_Great_Light_Pole
@The_Great_Light_Pole 3 года назад
Everyone knows that he should even been looking at this job like who exactly hired this maniac
@iluvdogs8267
@iluvdogs8267 3 года назад
Spaghetti
@arrwen0885
@arrwen0885 3 года назад
Spaghetti
@korbetthein3072
@korbetthein3072 3 года назад
I'd like to see you do a series on this!
@DanielGainesDanno115
@DanielGainesDanno115 3 года назад
Love your videos! Thank you for the content Sir!
@damianneeley5121
@damianneeley5121 3 года назад
Day 61 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
@mohamedalze4938
@mohamedalze4938 2 года назад
live in Russia and I know Russian
@tylergregersen9546
@tylergregersen9546 3 года назад
I would love a series cap! This reminds me of please dont touch anything and that series is amazing
@arizonaranger1603
@arizonaranger1603 3 года назад
Yo this would be a great series
@zachsmthinorother6574
@zachsmthinorother6574 3 года назад
"Can I turn you off?" IT's called being a republican, Captain. You don't want that.
@xanderbizauskas6310
@xanderbizauskas6310 3 года назад
Why politics in a captainsauce comment section first he's Canadian he can careless😭
@entity_6543
@entity_6543 2 года назад
This didn’t age well
@walterscogginsakathesilver6246
@walterscogginsakathesilver6246 3 года назад
This is some of your best stuff.
@barryenuapik1452
@barryenuapik1452 3 года назад
May you please make more and make this a series mister CaptainSauce.
@LinusPlaysMusic
@LinusPlaysMusic 3 года назад
Can we got some more of this!
@ozgurruh2535
@ozgurruh2535 3 года назад
We need more of this
@supansup
@supansup 3 года назад
16:19 captinsauce: I DONT KNOW IF IT SAYS EXIT russian people: it does
@theboiz5429
@theboiz5429 3 года назад
0:48 classic Canadian stuff
@PikachuYoutuber.
@PikachuYoutuber. 3 года назад
More Boris I would like to see it in a series
@idkimbored2835
@idkimbored2835 3 года назад
Do more mate your vids make my day
@kcidetta9665
@kcidetta9665 Год назад
Good job for being a part of the motherland
@citogonzalez8177
@citogonzalez8177 3 года назад
Looking forward to this series
@chrisangel4371
@chrisangel4371 3 года назад
Love your vids man keep doing what you do best.....protecting fluffles
@rd3theslick298
@rd3theslick298 3 года назад
3:49 guilty for making jokes about our Soviet Values. Cap: WHEN DID I MA- *flashbacks*
@artimasolimpia668
@artimasolimpia668 3 года назад
Best thing to see when I get out of school
@Foxymorris9236
@Foxymorris9236 2 года назад
That swick is like a gun safty swich but for a missilo
@thechosenduck7841
@thechosenduck7841 8 месяцев назад
I can’t believe I’ve been watching this guy for actually years now
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