I Destroyed Reality To Seduce Thicc Cthulhu - Sucker For Love

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How far would you go to smooch an eldritch horror? Thiccc Cthulhu isn't easily impressed.
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@maxkranenburg5340 3 года назад

I never thought I'd hear the words " we're just 1 Paper bag away from happily clapping Eldritch cheeks" yet it is still the best thing I've heard all year

@venicethehedgehog4122 3 года назад

Yep 2020 starting to look up

@nyrmac202 3 года назад

Max Kranenburg Cap says all sorts of ridiculous things in his videos, but that takes the cake.

@sevencakes7125 3 года назад

Well her face _is_ kinda cute and stuff so in my opinion the bag isn't necessary

@flyingtoons2703 3 года назад

And the only good thing you'll here all year

@ejoty_6128 3 года назад

aye 250th like

@underplush7259 3 года назад

Happily clapping eldritch cheeks is a sentence I needed in my life and just didn’t realize it

@Celica-86 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@cantdecide4743 3 года назад

Ya same

@fromthemindofmatthew8475 3 года назад

Yaaaaaa😬😬😬😬

@underplush7259 3 года назад

Holy crap this stupid comment blew up

@DripmanIII 3 года назад

same

@fuckoff3146 3 года назад

"oh damn! cthulu is thick!" i never thought i would ever hear that sentence

@brunopavlovic9794 3 года назад

Dude same

@Shadow_Blox 3 года назад

Me too.-.

@oscaradeaza1203 3 года назад

This is why women have a bottom bigger half And A man top bigger half.

@kutcreator41 3 года назад

Same

@AG-il8om 3 года назад

*thicc

@fondle4143 3 года назад

Incognito mode ✅ Hand lotion ✅ Home alone ✅ Tissues ✅ Thicc Cthulhu ✅ These were the ingredients for the perfect night

@breakingthegamewithjulian193 3 года назад

Ahh, another fallen to the anime tiddies

@theshreddedone8322 2 года назад

@@breakingthegamewithjulian193 the poor boy

@kbecker3020 2 года назад

what are the hand lotion and tissues for?

@theshreddedone8322 2 года назад

@@kbecker3020 Shilcking

@Xaiquyn Год назад

Yep

@renatococo8489 3 года назад

cthulu: elder god that is made for destruction some pervert: hey lets turn this creep into a badass anime chick amiright?

@Random_Iceberg 3 года назад

you're calling the creator a pervert because you know you're into it.

@wrinklybrain832 3 года назад

@J'Andre Wilson I bet you're the creator -_-

@CursedSFMS 3 года назад

@@wrinklybrain832 I like it

@haystackbill6187 3 года назад

@@wrinklybrain832 No I am.

@Radninja-mg6ni 3 года назад

Kool

@2dicey841 3 года назад

CaptainSauce: " Oh damn, Cthulhu is thiccc! " Viewers: Ah yes, good content right here lads. Edit: Since this comment is so damn popular maybe one of yall tell cap that theyve released the second and third dates. Might get a little weirder than expected.

@ridgeviewresort4462 3 года назад

Noicccccccccceeeeeeee

@Codename_hotshot 3 года назад

Lmao

@that1kidonyoutube 3 года назад

I swear if there isn't an ending where you smash I'll be very upset

@clockofdestiny3118 3 года назад

It's just a drawing.

@that1kidonyoutube 3 года назад

Jeromiel Bonzo so?

@royalsoldierofdrangleic4577 3 года назад

"If it isn't a necronomicon what is it?" "It's another beatiful day in Infinity Kingdom gathering wood" Thanks RU-vid Ads

@mkaraRBLX 3 года назад

LMAO

@phangaming9784 3 года назад

thats funny

@anthonykirkwood2602 2 года назад

wait that happened to you tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@EpikMaldicion 2 года назад

LMFAO

@Stek_Vr9788 2 года назад

@@EpikMaldicion e

@jacktheripper7735 3 года назад

"We're just one paper bag away from happily clapping Eldritch cheeks"

@Elliandr 3 года назад

Fun Fact : Benjamin Franklin popularized the idea of putting a paper bag on because he would do any girl no matter what she looked like and occasionally didn't like what she looked like. He probably would have used a paper bag here as well.

@ainzooalgown7242 3 года назад

This reminds me of prototype 2 starers "Know some infected chicks are hot as along you put a paper bag over their hair" "God DAMN it starers"

@gort1408 2 года назад

Show me a good time,jack!

@Xaiquyn Год назад

So many comments are about this. Including my own!

@c_slade08 3 года назад

Cthulhu the destroyer of worlds one look and you will go insane Some guy: yeah that hot let’s make her a anime chick

@abithefallenhuman921 3 года назад

I'm surprised that guy wasn't me

@billydoss6014 3 года назад

I think it is kinda weird but hey it is an anime chick

@jonme225 3 года назад

Didnt cthulhu have a sister or something

@abithefallenhuman921 3 года назад

@@jonme225 no? They're an old god, the leader of a group of gods who existed before the universe.

@jonme225 3 года назад

@@abithefallenhuman921 what about Kassogtha

@Grape921 3 года назад

"One paper bag away from happily clapping eldritch cheeks" -Captain Sauce 2020

@DoomusBernal 3 года назад

As soon as I read this, he said it😂😂😂

@alitoufaili6366 3 года назад

s a u s e

@kirbotheloser6368 3 года назад

How thicc is Cthulhu tho? On a scale of 1-DUMPER

@Moron42069 3 года назад

Honestly i've seen worse no paper bag needed

@Aranboi 3 года назад

@@DoomusBernal same dude

@NeoGamer9375 3 года назад

Its quite possible that its Cthylla, Cthulhu's daughter. Yes... its a thing...

@bigsczba 3 года назад

Wait WHAT

@LPFariy 3 года назад

She acts more like she is Cthulu's daughter than a gender flip Cthulu herself.

@GreggTheGrimReaper2 3 года назад

Her name is Ln’eta idiot

@wasgehtaleksej3243 2 года назад

@@GreggTheGrimReaper2maybe she changed her name

@gpdragonfire1652 2 года назад

However, the reference to reality simply being a dream of hers actually aligns most with Azazoth.

@apoth8574 3 года назад

"I would like to date and survive" Sums up my whole existence

@Eeks.BombayCat Месяц назад

lmao (im 3 years late 😍)

@khrisperry3118 3 года назад

Cap: “Am I really so creepy a girl won’t even end my existence?” Me: Same Bro

@sirlambchops. 3 года назад

I am aware of the effect I have on woman

@derriquethefreak1820 3 года назад

Cheers, I'll drink to that bro

@exitsign4273 3 года назад

Cheers mate lets break the glass and vomit your tablet from your large intestine- what

@marleya6328 3 года назад

Stop it

@djdavis7139 3 года назад

oh its at 68 likes i will make it 69 keep it that way

@bonniestk9883 3 года назад

"Cthulhu is thicc" That's something i never though i would hear.

@natnaelhailu5765 3 года назад

Same🤣😂 But I thought cthulu was male

@al-aminemiola9134 3 года назад

@@natnaelhailu5765 Idk if eldrich gods have genders but uhh,

@ignisinfernal1843 3 года назад

@@al-aminemiola9134 Depends. Some do, some don't.

@al-aminemiola9134 3 года назад

@@ignisinfernal1843 oh, that’s cool

@safayetalam4774 3 года назад

Mee too

@TheAlexandrine 3 года назад

i like how cap and l'neta both are disgusted and go "wait what?" when the protagonist doesn't back down on the squid

@FellError 2 года назад

I want him to play the full version so bad it's hilarious and she's extra thick

@favzi36 3 года назад

"Sweet Jesus she has got a dumper like a truck" He is really man of words 33:30 that moment when his smile turned down LMAO

@liviwaslost 3 года назад

Simp

@supernovataco2452 3 года назад

@@liviwaslost how is this simping

@datt6165 3 года назад

@@supernovataco2452 Simp.

@aidenduval1492 3 года назад

@@supernovataco2452 you cant argue with that logic

@potatotomato4499 3 года назад

Master simper

@susanamunoz9849 3 года назад

CaptinSauce: SWEET JESUS, she got a dumper like a truck! Me: laughing my ass off

@MsMacintosh 3 года назад

"Laughing my ass off." Please tell me this was done on purpose.

@susanamunoz9849 3 года назад

@@MsMacintosh nope

@the_human_being001 3 года назад

Susana Munoz L. O. L

@susanamunoz9849 3 года назад

@@the_human_being001 :D

@the_human_being001 3 года назад

I'm in a grave but I'm still giving the government Some pretty good plans.

@diwweo 3 года назад

*Cap’s relative dies* Cap: Wait, he’s fi- oh no he’s dead. G’dDAmN iT

@kmm1006 3 года назад

Yh true

@ZombieRush22579 3 года назад

Just his face when Cthulhu says ‘I can make it worthwhile.’ XD

@Vape_Cat 3 года назад

Best part is as soon as he saw her he IMMEDIATELY said “OoH sHE ThICc”

@BLACK_TEMPLAR253 3 года назад

same

@glados_portal_2 3 года назад

stop waching him piease he's evil

@prolegend151thechaos8 3 года назад

so your big boi doge name every pet nugger u ate

@Terrabreaker7 3 года назад

@@glados_portal_2 n o

@PixelsPolygonsNPetrichor 3 года назад

@@glados_portal_2 RUDE!

@blackfang-ms5rq 3 года назад

“I destroyed reality to seduce thicc Cthulhu.” We all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo

@DeezNuts-ju1rj 3 года назад

Perfect In this context

@alisawolfiegamer5570 3 года назад

........................

@DeinocheirusWithAGun 2 года назад

Not really a mistake

@macandfries6765 2 года назад

Mistakes?

@iamjustadumbanimatorthatha2170 2 года назад

There are no mistakes. Only happy little accidents

@arandomcrusader6707 2 года назад

10:50 Ln'eta:"I'm a cosmic entity beyond comprehension, so no amount of contact with me is safe for a human. Your mind could snap like a reed at any moment, actually!" Me: *Looks at all the thiccness* "I can't imagine why."

@TazzyIsCewl 3 года назад

11:00 checkpoint

@Umbra_Ursus 3 года назад

I love how everyone is on about the thicc mind flayer, and I'm just here remembering that all the cuteness is a delusion as the world is turned into a gore-field around the protagonist.

@Everlucky_Clover 3 года назад

Then you realize it is less Ln'eta kissing you, and more Davey Jones kissing you...... Yes complete with all them barnacles+sea snot.

@devonthelemon3668 3 года назад

That profile is the perfect reaction of everyone in this video

@rakhaanantabaskoro4461 2 года назад

I could've read your comment earlier 🙄

@greenblueyellowuno8139 2 года назад

10 months later I imagine the end of the world because of this video

@beaned3739 2 года назад

@@greenblueyellowuno8139 bruh imagine cthuhlu sees this and tries this to end the world, bruh imagine who the hell would like that

@thenewgameboy8095 3 года назад

7:10 That sound bite will live forever

@lucoaishotter113 3 года назад

11:11 his face 🤣 I’m dying

@Eeros_W 2 года назад

He should play "Sucker For Love First Date", I think it has this one and more. Or a part 2 of this I think.

@dr.tophat5883 3 года назад

Just like himself Captain sauce’s content is completely unpredictable

@shadowstrider7224 3 года назад

Dr. Top Hat very _veeeeeeeeeeeeery_ true

@spiderpyrozegreat4771 3 года назад

Nobody can predict Ur next move, if U yourself do not know what U do

@corymusselman3333 3 года назад

as it should be

@mkaraRBLX 3 года назад

exactly

@Xaiquyn Год назад

Oh god yes

@beewaare 3 года назад

You're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid... you're a kid...? OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT NOOOO!!

@Sskipper1089 3 года назад

BOOM BOOM BOOM Fbi open up

@cowman172 3 года назад

How she go from thic tentacle girl ti winged bat squid

@TrueKingRp 2 года назад

He needs to replay this it’s got a lot more content now

@sus9381 2 года назад

10:04 If it's not a necrotonicon what is it? *Casually gets a merge mansion ad*

@keandrezland 3 года назад

"if its not a necronomicon, what is it?" *red bull ad plays* ah, i see now

@shadeauxkasteur2537 3 года назад

Holy shit, bro.

@keandrezland 3 года назад

@@shadeauxkasteur2537 indeed

@superbkevin8002 3 года назад

That happened to me but with a RU-vid premium ad

@keandrezland 3 года назад

@@superbkevin8002 sad

@jetastronomia8400 3 года назад

I got a soap ad

@Aranboi 3 года назад

Ln'eta: why did you break my heart? Me:you were acting sus

@emmazhu4403 3 года назад

SuperAran underrated

@jaytracer147 3 года назад

10/10 comment would like again

@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 3 года назад

LOL AMONG US REFERENCE

@chashillman9286 3 года назад

These comments are as entertaining as a video itself

@centerfxshroom5901 3 года назад

There is a Cthulhu among us

@matthewflooren649 2 года назад

33:32 his face when he reads ahead i cant f-ing even

@charlesgrantham4749 2 года назад

“One paper bag away form happily clapping eldritch cheeks” captainsauce 2020 mission statement

@thanoss47 3 года назад

“Damn, Cthulu is thicc”- captain sauce 2020

@thedragonking5278 3 года назад

Yes

@stickmation6651 3 года назад

He isn't wrong

@fritz5331 3 года назад

I hate you all

@eggorr2132 3 года назад

Yeah he did indeed say that

@stickmation6651 3 года назад

@@fritz5331 Listen...there's already rule 34 of her. This is the most Friendly one we'll get

@TheGaming_Meteor 3 года назад

Me: well I want to die right now Captain sauce: I wanna get a kiss from the thiccccc goddess

@maksanimates4456 3 года назад

Same goddamnit

@Vice_Asconti 3 года назад

Makson Mc *wait,w h a t ?*

@maksanimates4456 3 года назад

@@Vice_Asconti im saying that i wanted to die while going through this

@Vice_Asconti 3 года назад

Makson Mc oh well me too

@jimgauthier329 3 года назад

Now it's time to bleach my eyes

@Kryors 3 года назад

6:32 "I have awoken thee O GREAT THICC ONE to clap your DIVINE CHEEKS!"

@xKhiddDubstepx 3 года назад

The fact that RU-vid suggested this to me means that I must have some problems 😂

@dielachmowe8613 3 года назад

On first glance you could think CaptainSauce is a channel directed towards a younger audience because of the cheery bright intro, the name, his generally very nice and joking mood and generally the games but then you hear "We are one paperbag away from clapping eldritch cheeks" and this sort of surprise is what I am here for.

@casperthesociallyawkwardgh6811 5 месяцев назад

He sorta reminds me of my step dad by personality, but it's like a 30/70 ratio, and the 70 makes it that I can watch and laugh at the jokes without thinking of that lol

@kalicox9802 3 года назад

CaptinSauce: " Tig ass bitties Me:" have i been saying it wrong?

@Canine_Medal2316 2 года назад

Yes, yes we have

@sleepyy_boy 2 года назад

@@Canine_Medal2316 no, no we haven't

@mosqit4324 Год назад

Tig ol' bitties

@sus9381 2 года назад

There's ALOT more to bare, for THIS Is only the beginning! :)

@patsyescalante8701 Год назад

Ok ?

@emmahein-mr2qx Год назад

"SWEET JESUS SHE GOT A DUMPY TRUCK." Are the words I never knew I wanted to hear😂😂

@megaweeb1575 3 года назад

33:33 the way his face goes from happy to instant regret is hilarious

@jer4516 2 года назад

funny indeed

@thegrahamkraken67 3 года назад

“A demon dating simulator” Let me say that again “A DEMUN DATING SIMULATOR”

@TheKingEd1tor 3 года назад

Helltaker is THE DDS, this is the eldritch DS

@Acromonium 3 года назад

Yes I do like a demun dating simulator every now and then.

@cheesysealAnon 3 года назад

helltakers neighbor

@cheesysealAnon 3 года назад

helltakers neighbor

@theseer6196 3 года назад

*holy music stops* *crusade begins* *crusade stops* *crusade thinks on whether they try to have an orgy with Cthulhu*

@SAIC-0 Год назад

I hope Cap plays the newer version of this, it has 3 chapters and has changes to the first one (The new one is called 'Sucker for love: First Date')

@eyefamily1424 2 года назад

26:00 people who knows sans aus and noot noot: *screaming*

@theunholycrusader2829 3 года назад

Guys, should Cap play Ace Attorney? That would be amazing with his bullshit remarks, stupid jokes bc he would be an attorney

@khiemtran9390 3 года назад

As much as I would love that, actual video games are not Cap's memo.

@vendingvending3371 3 года назад

Captain sauce is kinda thick if he plays it Dani 2020 ps im joking

@teukukeanu3078 3 года назад

YES,YES 100% YES

@Prak_Giggles 3 года назад

Spy: *takes off sexy cthulu outfit* Spy: *"SeDuCe Me"*

@Rex67657 3 года назад

Scout: I got a bucket of chicken

@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 3 года назад

TF2 reference good

@Kittius 3 года назад

Pyro: *INTENSE MUMBLING* Soldier: *That cthulu is a spy!*

@jpitt300 3 года назад

Heavy and medic: *No* Demoman: *YeS in a drunk voice*

@Prak_Giggles 3 года назад

@Doom6385 YT ITS GONNA SHOVE THOSE TENTACLES UP YOUR ORAPHASES

@_marou_ 2 года назад

15:28 OH GOD ITS THAT METAMORPHOSIS TITOE, ITS HAUNTING ME EVEN HERE

@kierstinishere4693 2 года назад

Glad you played this Cap!! Would love to see more!!

@Nancy3 3 года назад

People in the 80's: People will do amazing stuff with computers in 30 years! What people do with computers:

@undeadcommander 3 года назад

@Cube Kristof Yeah I know right.

@JoeMartinez18 3 года назад

MP: "Eh a Squid is fine too " CPT. Sauce: " Wait what?" Ln'eta:" Wait, What? CPT. Sauce: "WAIT, WHAT?" mE: "WAIT, WHAT?"

@vampishpick4606 3 года назад

wait what? (did you even mean?)

@rektded0003 3 года назад

My gosh shes thicc so yeah

@IsaiahRichards692 3 года назад

Those lips!

@InSammity 3 года назад

"A Cat is fine too"

@nathanialsenda5370 3 года назад

@@InSammity WAIT, WHAT?

@ForSjoveTurneringer 3 года назад

7:20 Dad is It you

@arandomguy9727 2 года назад

33:55 Perfect timing

@TarynBeeswax 3 года назад

"Because my dreams aren't real" Boom, Lovecraftian lore in a nutshell, everything is an elder god's dream and nothing matters

@garfield2514 3 года назад

...Which means that 2020 is an elder god's sick fantasy of torturing the population of Earth. Sounds about right.

@CygnusTheSilly 3 года назад

Gotta love azathoth

@north_busary7958 3 года назад

The end of the true ending is terrifying at first

@KaiketsuSaki 3 года назад

Good enough

@diamondplayz6754 3 года назад

That's enough im satisfied now NO MORE OF THESE COMMENTS

@halaishere9358 3 года назад

24:31 I love how there's a *goddamn middle finger*

@dezzcashews8424 2 года назад

at 9:39 Cap be like: *neuron activation*

@favzi36 3 года назад

33:30 that moment when his smile turned down LMAO

@SirDurbington05 3 года назад

"Isn't supposed to be brown and bigger" Cap: That's what she said Us: Well, saw that coming

@vulpixdust1819 3 года назад

I didn't see that coming -quicklsilver 2015

@venicethehedgehog4122 3 года назад

@@vulpixdust1819 haha thats what she said

@coltonbates629 3 года назад

"Why is it pink? Isn't it supposed to be brown and bigger?", was the full quote (Edit: I only say this because I think its funnier with this part, too)

@SirDurbington05 3 года назад

Michael Scott would be proud

@SirDurbington05 3 года назад

@@coltonbates629 Ehhhh close enough

@davidwebb4261 3 года назад

This man had me when he said clapping eldredge cheeks

@zeusdanieljusay872 Год назад

10:20 bout to die breaking all the rules and ending life

@KoreKorent1 3 года назад

the constant dick jokes are making me laugh and smile slightly and i feel like my parents are questioning many things

@carlorkinman2237 3 года назад

24:00 "Current objective updated: SURVIVE."

@DovahKarOG 3 года назад

So I can do this combo

@DARKSEID007 3 года назад

Haha! "A dumper like a truck!" Very entertaining commentary sir. I have now become a subscriber, due to these awesome reviews!

@kodyhoush3426 2 года назад

That intro alone made me laugh so hard that I was wheezing, you just got my sub

@DANGER-db8ym 3 года назад

"Oh don't make that face" Captainsauce: proceeds to make "that" face

@Fan-atic. 3 года назад

CS: “Oh damn, Cthulhu is thick!” Me: 👌👁👄👁

@screw_a_username7491 3 года назад

👌👁👄👁

@matthewflooren649 2 года назад

nice likes bro

@alexhu9108 2 года назад

👌👁👄👁

@BlueBox090 2 года назад

*-T H I C C-*

@francisthecreation2707 Год назад

varian what the flark are you doing while you're watching this sussy video

@King_of_Gamers2099 2 года назад

Fun fact: the game has been updated to include other characters aside from L’netta there is Estir who appears to be L’netta’s rival and Nyanlathotep a cat girl god

@cursonge3184 3 года назад

This is literally the first time I watch this guy and this is what is on my recommendation page 😂

@ElGeeTee 3 года назад

Main character be like: Ive won, but at what cost..

@ronjayrose9706 3 года назад

You're Sanity and...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................credit card

@thesandmoose765 3 года назад

@@ronjayrose9706 a small price to pay for eldritch cheeks

@glados_portal_2 3 года назад

[stop] raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm the ender lord

@Commissar_Eiven 3 года назад

@@ronjayrose9706 better to be with the ones you love them be rich and be alone like me

@Zarryon12 3 года назад

Me: *tis a game * AHH RIGHT NO COST!!

@dakotahserrott3216 3 года назад

For someone who willing date Cthulhu I surprise you haven’t play Angels with Scaley wings seeing as somewhat similar this game but instead Cthulhu it Dragon(s) also bit murder mystery romance novel.

@crocosnake2761 3 года назад

Yeah I don't normally watch these things but that game is AMAZING

@crabsnake4556 3 года назад

0w0

@walterglenn3415 2 года назад

Also just like he said in his battle cats series "Sometimes I need to take a step back and look at what I said" when he said "we're just 1 paper bag away from clapping eldrided cheeks."

@SWATDRUMMUH 3 года назад

Ok, the opening bit got me hooked. Very funny!

@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 3 года назад

"True love comes from the heart and soul , not from the mind and wallet"

@rogercaillouet9874 3 года назад

Every girl on the planet would like to speak with you

@theemeraldking3251 3 года назад

That's deep

@theemeraldking3251 3 года назад

I got a like 27 sec later, damm people be thicc and quick tho

@magmatube1755 3 года назад

the girls on this planet: No

@lightleonhardt6700 3 года назад

That sounds a lot like BULLS..T

@TJay_Games 3 года назад

"Why did you break my heart..?" Among Us players: You were kinda sus

@malachiawesomegaming2504 3 года назад

So true

@themorningping9075 3 года назад

Lol

@Srinkbuttfart 3 года назад

Bravo, you made me laugh. I shall give you the highest honor I can bestow. A like

@prarthanavig456 3 года назад

are you sure that you are not the imposter you are kind a sus

@themorningping9075 3 года назад

Ruby Jamil that’s caps I didn’t see you

@eyefamily1424 2 года назад

27:10 *also screaming*

@fuckoff3146 3 года назад

it turns out she's on r34 and..... i don't know how to feel

@nepnepguythegreatestofall6032 3 года назад

"What necromonicon is bright pink?" "The kind you send thousands of dollars worth of iphone gift cards to Nigerian princess" Im dying...

@BronzeTheCat 3 года назад

**prince

@VidelBruh 3 года назад

@@BronzeTheCat shut

@BronzeTheCat 3 года назад

@@VidelBruh up

@ozryelscipio674 3 года назад

Bronze the BattleCat [3 ft. tall] e

@BronzeTheCat 3 года назад

@@ozryelscipio674 mail

@kingdamazo7266 3 года назад

"FOR WHAT REASON HAVE YOU AWOKEN ME AND BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF REALITY?" A N I M E T I D D I E S

@aidenduval1492 3 года назад

The only logical explanation

@littlejoe6991 3 года назад

lol XD

@letsssgo2900 3 года назад

I would give reality for those *JOKE*

@godsentxg6334 3 года назад

@Mackenzie Boehne to me it looks like night blight

@DanielHernandez-xq1ox 3 года назад

WHEEZE

@bobandmrmecaleb5873 2 года назад

"we're just one paper bag away from happily clapping Eldritch cheeks." Hahahaha, WHAT?!

@stephengillespie6895 3 года назад

captainsauce:she seemed disgusted in US a second ago Me:Us! No you mean you.

@mewnii4127 3 года назад

literally every thing sauce said had me saying "GOD SAUCE ITS AN OCTOPUS"

@beewaare 3 года назад

Cethullu(?) you mean

@chickenking1517 3 года назад

@@beewaare the correct spelling is ctuhulhu not hate just sayin to ya

@beewaare 3 года назад

@@chickenking1517 oh yeah I know it's not hate I just didn't know so a put (?) after it

@beewaare 3 года назад

Oh yeah the word was in the title I'ma dumbass

@maksanimates4456 2 года назад

Technically anime girls and octopodes do have a connection

@malakhilindsay6573 3 года назад

Bleach: needed History: deleted Phone: yeeted Life: c o m p l e t e d

@pettydisaster7304 3 года назад

-Shakespeare

@rebeccamorton8296 3 года назад

Yes

@dumbstuffmask9736 3 года назад

👌

@manueloviedo9429 3 года назад

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

@nijimaruokuyasu5439 3 года назад

Yep

@night_knight8381 3 года назад

0:42 Captain Sauce

@gamedayplays7894 Год назад

so apparently there's 2 more chapters now? One with the king in yellow (I think), and the other with some cat demon. Anyone else wanna see Cap come back to this?

@codesyth1820 3 года назад

Ln'eta: How could you-- why did you.. why did you break my heart? Me: Cause you were acting sus

@matyasvodicska5710 3 года назад

ln'eta was the impostor

@codesyth1820 3 года назад

@@matyasvodicska5710 yes

@bryansupan1730 3 года назад

@@codesyth1820 but I saw you vent in electrical

@codesyth1820 3 года назад

@@bryansupan1730 ONE IMPOSTER REMAINING...

@bryansupan1730 3 года назад

@@codesyth1820 but you kill red in electrical too

@whippyjeans6008 3 года назад

I’m three minutes in and I know where this is going

@ayshaakter4729 3 года назад

@@mylesmcnary3584 yes he is

@trincabeast3507 3 года назад

I’m 3 seconds in and don’t know what’s going on

@igtrg9546 3 года назад

What are you doing step cultist?

@SumGuy8305 3 года назад

Where

@igtrg9546 3 года назад

@@mylesmcnary3584 aye yo chill you my sister

@fancypants9558 3 года назад

Please do more like this! It was funny and a good laugh.

@ki.r.byschannel3341 Год назад

. . .as you look behind the scenes you see the one who's pulling all of the strings

@SovietOnion111 3 года назад

" clapping elder cheeks" Captain Sauce NOW I CANT UNSEE THAT DUDE

@angellaraprado3659 3 года назад

Il will not take that out my mind if I was u

@anactualmango 3 года назад

I just want to say that I haven’t watched the Captain in a little while (and I’m deeply ashamed of myself), but I know I made the correct decision when less than one minute in I managed to actively injure myself laughing. Never change, my guy. You’re a treasure.

@cowman172 3 года назад

Agreed

@shadowstrider7224 3 года назад

I strongly agree with this statement.