"I don't do" | Stand-up Comedy by Devesh Dixit 

He looks like a Snowbell from Stuart little 🤣🤣

My friend asked me to play football Me -no lets play dead Aur Khuli baaho se swagat huya iss vichar ka xD

He doesn't do weed. Weed does him.

“Bhai ne Hiran ko he Chuna” - Devesh Dixit, 2020

*Me trying to solve Maths Section of JEE Advanced Paper* My Brain:" Lall lalal laa.. lai lai lai laa lalaa.. lall lalal laa... Now (after lockdown 2020) My Brain: Seeta Raam charit...., Mangal Bhavan ....., Amool doodh peeta h india, subah jalao shaam jalao😂

Thoroughly loved how all the time he smoothly switched and came back from one joke to another. 'Khuli baahon se swagat kiya gaya is concept ka devesh bhaiya'

This guy doesn’t even do stand up, he’s just hilarious

Why does he laughs at his own jokes.but its kindoff funny😂😂

Its been 10 minutes only and people are like “who’s watching this in January” tf man

One of the underrated comedians who deserve to have better.

When you forget the joke but remember the lyrics.

Best expression was at : "Bhai Baith, paani pi. Kya hua hai?"

We need more stories on Big Bhaang Theory, somebody pleej inform Devesh..

*Le Selmon Bhoi: "tu footpath pe mil"

" i play dead on Sunday"

Joke was okk....but the way of delivering jokes is hilarious....his comic timing is unpredictable.....😂❤️❤️

Please continue the ZEHREELAY JIJA JI series....

Bhai kitna high ?

I just need the chillness level of this guy He is enjoying while saying jokes which makes it even more interesting to watch

I'm the guy jiski gad phat gyi thi.☹ Never knew this video will be uploaded .

I'm in sleeper train n laughing so loudly.. PPL around me will definitely send me to asylum because of you .😂😂😂😂

5:03 when he look at to him and say's "pagla hai koi " I laughed so hard and I am watching again and again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You don't 'do' stand up comedy. You're a funny person just speaking and it's hilarious. 😂

He and Pratyush Chaubey are the best stand up comedians of present time.

Devesh Dixit before : I'll do the jokes. Devesh Dixit now : I don't do Inner Devesh Dixit : Abbe Saale!

You know what it's 3:48 am I am laughing so loud in my room that my father came to check me that was I okay or not... 😂😂😂

Studying for UPSC My brain - la llla laaa laaaaaaa , lai lai lai lai la la laaaaa

Even if I dont understand some jokes, theres a constant smile while watching your videos

this is absolutely epic. He is taking multiple jokes together. absolutely amazing work. Respect for you

Dislikers are Salman fans

He doesn't do jokes Jokes does him He does not do comedy Comedy does him Reason - he is not a doer! 😉😉😂😉😉😂😂😂😂🤣

Man there is seriously something special about this guy. Maybe his joke delivery or the timing. He's just hilarious😂

His ways are like that of Sumit Anand.

You've only 7:25 left in your life. Me:- "i dont't do"

What do you play on Sunday? Dude I play dead, on my bed. 😂

This guy is not a stand up comic.. he is a laughter riot.. best part is he doesn't even have to try..

bassi and he has the same tone ..😂😂

Absolutely true.. he is hilarious.. it's a 'like' first n then the VIEW!!!!!

i was wearing headphones and this sound at 04:50 scared the shit out of me

Devesh Rocks, real masterpiece

4:50 pe earphones check mt karo... Video se hi audio he... Thank me later 😁

I think this guy is an introvert who successfully came out and opened up of his stress level, that's why his level of chilling is that high..❤️ #DeveshDixit @DeveshDixit

We want BHAAANGGG part 2 🙃

Devesh Dixit : I ... Audience: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you for planting "Aaja shaam hone aayi" song on my head. It's going to be played in my head for eternity! Edit: Song - "Didi tera dewar" (mere maal ka alag scene chal raha tha uss time, guess nahi kar paya gaana)

One of the best ever seen from you and anyone for that matter.. intelligently woven song joke.. loved it😂💖

Loved it ❤️can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: watching it again after 2 years today it made me laugh more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow just amazing ✨

He is really underrated man He is just amazing his comic time bang on 😍🔥

Iska career abhi tak chal kaise raha?😂

Even with not so many effective jokes you made it funny and effective with the way you delivered Lots of love from antarctica ❤️

How much high my friend????????? . . .

7 minute of video who the hell disliked within 5 minute!!!

Sometimes I just want to set an autoreply to my mails saying "I don't do"

They say that a day without laughter is a day wasted! With mounting pressures and grouchy behavior on the rise

He looks like Mr Swanson from Parks and Recreation😂😂

Dislike karne wale log kaun hain yaarrr!!!!! Zarur workaholic honge.

Not really funny...but your car wali series is hillarious 😂

Go and hear from 4.52 u will feel something stuck in your ears really feels awesome 😂please check

2:04 I was drinking water and this caught me off guard XD XD XD

I m not watching your videos. Can I do or not?

Devesh: is game mai bhaage bina koi kaam hota bhi hai kya Goalkeeper: Am i a joke to you?

Dislikes by the Imli fans of Salman Khan

I have been a standup fan for a couple of years now and I have seen a lot of videos on RU-vid You are probably one of the most funniest people out there and I absolutely love your work Keep up the good work man 💯

When I thinking about my crush, my brain be like: baith pani pi, kya hua??🤣🤣

Broh!!!! Awesome script and portrayed very well!!!! Kudossss!!! 😁😁😁

Highest in the Room

7:03 Bhai : Saif Idhar aana.. gun ki nalli mein kuch hai Me: Arrey yaar imli ka daana hoga 🤣🤣🤣

What is chhuware ? From Where this chhuware come in this jokes .. i missed that like stupid ... Btw another good show

4:16 pe pata nahi kyu mujhe iska chhote wala yaad aya. Reference : 'Zehreele Padosi' along with Prattyush Chaube.

All Salman fans hitting dislike lol. All these Salman fans are playing dead.

/People who disliked are the ones who play football on Sunday/

what do you played ?? what he said can any body tell mw ,, i can't understand !!!please...

All I can hear is- Huuuuuu hahahahahahahahahahah From the lady😂😂😂😂

ye to wahi baat hai jo ki nahi honi thi ye kon si nai ya taza baat hai..maza hasne se kab ata hai kon khusi me bhi ro jata hai..wo bindash kaisa jo pani me apna chehra dekh pata hai..hawa me leher hai .. धूएं ka sheher hai.. charo aab dar hai..ye nai subah nai dopahar hai..shaam ko aaj kuch khas nahi .. tu bhi paas nahi.. मुँह pe mask hai ..duniya pe bojh hai sayad insaan aab.. pata lagao kaun hai paressan humse ab

One of my favorite stand ups so far 😂😂😂😂

Meanwhile selmon bhoi waiting outside on footpath 😂😂.

I didn't laugh this time. Audience were high.

Chadar....shaif Ali koi nhi Salim khaan ko chadhaani padegi

3 saal pehle dekhi thi. Now I realised k aaj hi k dinn dobara aaya hu. What a coincidence. It's the 3rd anniversary of this video.

Bhai want's to know your location 😂😂😂😂😂🙌 what a set man 🔥🔥

Your videos never get old. I'm waiting for the next episode of saprasang vyakhya.

he probably eats 5 star. Do nothing

One day when I'll meet Mr. Salman Khan in my life, I'll finally have something to say to him bcoz of this guy and that is.. *BKL Tu chhuaare laya kyun ?*

Bhai tu Gajab hey!!aur jb tu audience main sadi machliyo ki letaa hey nah!!😂usse toh kya kehene🤣🤣🤙🏻👌🏻👌🏻#bigfambruh!

This can't be done without a bhaang gola.

His style of delivering jokes is so so similar to anubhav singh bassi yaar

salmaan ke fan jo dislike kar rahe hai 😂😂😂

Devesh Dixit = Sumit Anand , Replicas!!

SeLmoN bHoii is searching for you !!! SeDDD LyF starts fOr U....😂😂😂

The day messi and ronaldo watch this they'll retire..

I am glad I saw this set in making. La la la la.

How much bhaang did you have before this show?

5:45 those claps tho

Kon kon didi tera devar song sunne chala gaya😝

Ye banda bahut sorted lagta hai

Football fan not offended at all, cause i am a comedy fan too😂 pgla h pgla.

Meanwhile Bhai be like ," tu saale bahar mil mere ko" .. Qki andr to gaadi jaa nhi paayegi 😂😂

Sadly Sumit Anand has quit doing Standup Comedy. He's working as a business consultant. Check him on LinkedIn

I don't know why but Devesh and baasi sounds to similar 😂😂