I Ended 5,463,135 Lives In 5 Minutes 

I love how DF is always so clueless like he didn't notice that he needed to point the cursor near the drops to collect them and not stop the train 😂

After watching DF’s videos for about a week, I can deduce that he likes when things get in his mouth, explode, and get in the boat

Was just waiting for you to realise you need to mouse over the stuff you want to collect.

The collab between Lets game it out and dangerously funny would be legendary

Being able to control the weapons behavior independently is such a cool mechanic.

"These are just some people out for a walk, I'm just some maniac with a train trying to kill everyone" -Joker That probably happend in the comics atleast once, right?

I've been watching for like 3 years now and one thing i love is how casual he is about anything that happens 😂

Best RU-vidr

It physically hurts me watching DF miss the obvious fact that you have to mouse over shit to collect it...

Using the logic to solve the trolly problem i have found the answer. It is RUN THEM ALL OVER, DERAIL THE TRAIN IF YOU HAVE TO, JUST DO IT, BE THE NIKE

We finally have a solution to the trolly problem

i like how he didnt get how a lot of basic things works until the end lol

Every game you play is almost exactly a like… and I love it!!

I was screaming internally throughout the entirety of this video

Love your content dude! Your voice and editing and games are just so mint and easy to watch and entertaining. Keep up the good work my guy.

I have theory that DF is actually an AI and its energy is coffee thats why DF is so clueless because its an AI that tries to identify what to do

Something that df did that really annoyed me is that he spent his money on the damage but there was a upgrade that 1 allows you to increase how many guns you can have and 2 you start with some upgrade points

i really wish df posts hour long videos

I like trains!

I wanted to see the end of the cat fishing game and see if you ever found the stormy fish.

well always love how oblivious you are😂😂ty for always making me laugh🖤

Its the midle of the night and i got flashbanged every time u *delite* dudes with helth bars

PUT THE MOUSE ON THE PICKUPS FOR GODS SAKE, stopping doesn’t help!!! Man I wonder when he would realize these simple things.

hey its a totally new and original comment that no one has ever thought of before about DF not realizing he needs to put his mouse over things to collect them

Actually you have to hover your cursor over the items or drops to pick them

eARLY!!! Love your vids

With how he moves the mouse I've never been so confused if he knows or not....

You should try tinkertown

Did he even read how to play the game or did he just forget how right after reading the instructions? haha

I like trains.

You know, DF could easily make an A.I. with his voice... That would be cool. We could even have two DFs at once.

imma watch the video after commenting but its boutta be good as always

Well this game looks like fun

Roguelites are the great

if a train would go over 5 people, and you can avoid it, but in doing so you would kill one person. What would you do? ** Gives the train some guns **

Amazing video.

very special person

2137 movie lenght - nice.

"I'm a special person." We know DF, we know.

i lost it when he said that the fuel is playing hard to get 🤣🤣 bro. pick it up with your cursor

Only 5 463 153 those are rookie numbers

You have to touch the platforms with the mouse to make them come to you

ive never heard him get mad ever.

yo DF a thing i was wondering and wanted to ask: A train is rapidly approaching at 948773km/h into 5 million people that was tied up to the rails, suffering a brutal death or u could flip a lever and instead of killing 5 million people, just 4999999, would u flip the lever or not?. *BE HONEST.*

I would love to hear this guy yell

Ending 5,463,135 Lives In 5 Minutes just a normal Friday 😂😂

Will you ever continue adcap?

Can we get more neon abyss videos please

I wonder when you'll figure out that you need to move your mouse to collect everything without us DF

Most of these zombies are just Left 4 Dead zombies lol

U should play nova lands the whole game just came out yesterday

My respect for the advertisers willing to associate their products with this chaos is skyrocketing 😂. The chaos is entertaining though so I won't complain.

Yeeeeeeesssss ssssssiiiiiirrrrrrrr

THIS TITLE IS WILD 😂LMAOO

what sites do you use for games df?

The cursor collects the coins, not the stopping.

Man plays games 24/7 how do I get this job

Hi DF

yes

Coool

luv ur vids

Apparently this is a video by Real Civil Engineer??

I was just watching ur race clicker vid

Bro isn't collecting anythinggggg

Ok

Train to busan

What is this game called?

Game?

Hehe

Df can you pls play idle slayer again

Day one of asking for you to bring back feed and grow fish

this is the only channel I would expect to see a train with a huge knife on it as the intro

Whats the game name?

What is the name of this game

Game name?

You should play risk of rain 2 again

Can I hire you to give commentary to my life?

I someimes miss stardew valley yk

i love brooo

Im so late :((( wish i was fast as this train

I ended lives ONLY IN 5 MINUTES

What's the game

40 like :) plus r u gonna colab with letsgameitout

N8 is king

Day 10 of asking df to play kingdom two crowns!

Hai

the coins

10 minutes gang:

this game is not fun, its weirdly stressful for such a simple looking game, the constant menu spam mixed with the really unnerving audio that doesn't fit the game aestethics it all just feels really wrong and off

Hi

best 🎉

👺

Hey try and focus just a little.. i know work sucks but its the greatest job on the planet.. so. Learn the yame and play games that arnt adds on RU-vid.. or Roblox, never play roblox

John pork

title fr sounds like a mrbeast vid

Wow

30 minutes gang | V

Early gang 😎

:OOOOOOOOO

Yeah 3 minutes