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i followed Patrick Bateman's morning routine for 1 week... (and it changed my LIFE) 

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@wertre1234
@wertre1234 6 месяцев назад
not shawn confidently claiming he's a phycho while describing psychics
@Illusivem8ne
@Illusivem8ne 6 месяцев назад
What do you mean “not Shawn”? It was Shawn. He literally said it in this video.
@eggzacly
@eggzacly 6 месяцев назад
i read this as physics
@haxel222
@haxel222 6 месяцев назад
You're taking it too literally. Here, "not Shawn" is basically a phrase, indicating what he said was pretty funny (and in some cases embarrassing). @@Illusivem8ne
@jessicalukram74
@jessicalukram74 6 месяцев назад
Lmao
@peachy.syndrome7080
@peachy.syndrome7080 6 месяцев назад
@@Illusivem8ne people say “not me -“ and “not you -“ to joke around whether it’s to hype yourself up or acknowledging doing something cringe, etc.
@yosoki7468
@yosoki7468 6 месяцев назад
shawn becoming a sigma male wasn't on my 2024 prediction list
@SourPickle
@SourPickle 6 месяцев назад
sigma male but still a twink in nature
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
smegma* male thank you very much :)
@TheBenevolent
@TheBenevolent 6 месяцев назад
@@shawnmccombNAURRRRRRRR
@joeundrenoikue1413
@joeundrenoikue1413 6 месяцев назад
A 40 minute video?! It shall accompany only the finest meal 🤌
@RobynPinkLasagna
@RobynPinkLasagna 6 месяцев назад
"I can predict things in the future, and then they happen and i knew it" Shawn this isn't being psycho, this is called anxiety
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
LMAO
@Woods1111
@Woods1111 6 месяцев назад
Dying at confusing psycho and psychic. Shawn! He’s a psycho!
@0atm4tcha
@0atm4tcha 6 месяцев назад
listening to ribs while doing crunches is more psychotic than anything patrick bateman did
@goodolflemsey
@goodolflemsey 6 месяцев назад
perfect time for post notification to go off while i’m rotting in bed
@blaze7494
@blaze7494 6 месяцев назад
REAL
@maggs6519
@maggs6519 6 месяцев назад
"uploaded 58 seconds ago" feeling very on the same wavelength with u rn,,,
@zeinab6593
@zeinab6593 6 месяцев назад
shawn would be perfect for the american psycho remake
@dottyhall1778
@dottyhall1778 6 месяцев назад
canadian psycho
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
hmmm
@teaganb215
@teaganb215 6 месяцев назад
Shawn. Your definition of American psycho and its actual synopsis is unironically so funny
@dottyhall1778
@dottyhall1778 6 месяцев назад
This is what I not the turn of events I expected when I saw you reading American Psycho on Goodreads...
@mirandaginn
@mirandaginn 6 месяцев назад
shawn getting psycho and psychic mixed up is so real
@prashansalohumi2855
@prashansalohumi2855 6 месяцев назад
Shawn has gone beyond the human realm. He's a phenomenon.
@xmarshmilox9955
@xmarshmilox9955 6 месяцев назад
I think we all should be following morning routines of well renowned psychopaths once in a while, im working on figuring out Jason Voorhees' skincare routine rn wish me luck!
@petrichor1655
@petrichor1655 6 месяцев назад
I was so excited for you to read this! :( American Psycho is a work of fiction that is forever misunderstood. It is supposed to be a mockery of all those who look up to people like Patrick Bateman. In its core, it is supposed to be a critism of the capitalist system that bred a society so vain and overindulgent. The book is literally written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman. I think if you give it another chance, you might find that you actually like it.
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
I think so too!! The psycho-psychic thing was obviously a bit, but I genuinely don’t have much knowledge about the story. From what I read I could tell that it was satirical, and I imagine much of it would have been considered dark humour in the 90s, I just found that it wasn’t very clever or funny. It was just cruel. I think that dark humour has evolved so much, that this book has just aged poorly and is fully a product of its time. I had no idea the author is gay… that’s VERY interesting and I think actually makes a lot of sense. I’ve also been in a massive reading slump so attempting to read this was ROUGH, and not just because I was straining to read the words on my awful mass paperback LOL I planned on the book being a bigger part of this video but once I realized it was not the book for me in this moment, I decided to focus more on the morning routine and tried to keep my thoughts on the book as surface level as possible. Part of me regrets not including more of my thoughts on the book in the video, but once I decided to focus more on the morning routine I just ran with it. As you said I can always return to it, which I might!
@petrichor1655
@petrichor1655 6 месяцев назад
@@shawnmccomb That’s valid! I also believe there’s a right time to every book. This book was sitting on my bookshelf for YEARS before I got around to reading it, and I’m happy it turned out that way. When it’s the right time for you it’ll find you. About the mass paperback, may I suggest an e-reader? I don’t know how you feel about them but I find it really helps, especially when trying to get out of a reading slump. I do most of my reading at night but I don’t like a well-lit space. It’s really nice to be able to read in the dark comfortably. It’s incredibly light so no hand strain, you can adjust the font type and size so no eye strain either. I know, first world problems lol. But something to consider nonetheless :)
@ririschannelx
@ririschannelx 6 месяцев назад
You could apply this to Fight Club too. The satire goes over peoples heads. They’re critiquing not endorsing.
@sofia22208
@sofia22208 6 месяцев назад
my life is pretty shitty lately and your videos are one of the only things that make me genuinely happy🐈‍⬛
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
🤍🤍🤍
@cinderwench7850
@cinderwench7850 6 месяцев назад
I simply am not there. I am here. Watching this.
@Mialiv08
@Mialiv08 6 месяцев назад
This might be embarrasing but ur vids are genuinely the highlight of my sunday😭😭
@kqties
@kqties 6 месяцев назад
thanks for uploading directly as i sat down to eat, we just on that mental connection.
@ferbfletcher3151
@ferbfletcher3151 6 месяцев назад
Did anyone else think that Patrick Bateman was Jason Bateman and Patrick Star’s estranged son?
@Rash23215
@Rash23215 6 месяцев назад
No.... u r the only one
@mateip2918
@mateip2918 6 месяцев назад
​@@Illusivem8ne why is a joke making you so mad? touch some grass dude
@615yeo
@615yeo 6 месяцев назад
my fav horror channel uploaded yay
@garbage2598
@garbage2598 6 месяцев назад
now that explains the slip on the 420 episode of ranking your bookshelfs lmao
@sofiaboyero8042
@sofiaboyero8042 6 месяцев назад
this definitely feels like that chapter on euphoria where cassie goes crazy. love ittttt
@brilyndeeanna
@brilyndeeanna 6 месяцев назад
Oh yes, the classic Patrick Bateman core!!
@ooatmilklatte
@ooatmilklatte 6 месяцев назад
shawn walked so the film bros could run
@strawberribouquet
@strawberribouquet 6 месяцев назад
i hope you know that you are quickly becoming one of my comfort youtubers, I am only this excited to click on a new video when it comes to Brittany Broski and now you
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
you are fixin to make me blush 🤭
@erinadriana619
@erinadriana619 6 месяцев назад
"the movie was vague" oh boy when you read the book....
@natalialecce7111
@natalialecce7111 6 месяцев назад
I've been so depressed lately+the next week is going to be a nightmare (I should be studying rn), but bless you for uploading. A fellow psychic ❤
@hegaukatze1599
@hegaukatze1599 6 месяцев назад
Cool vid as always you are glowing 💎 Vid idea: get into art and decorate your house with it 🎨🖼 you can try acrylic pouring, pottery, intuitiv drawing, finger painting or just throw wall paint on the wall 😁
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
okay! about to start throwing paint at my walls… thanks for the idea xx
@hegaukatze1599
@hegaukatze1599 6 месяцев назад
@@shawnmccomb 😆
@ohno2277
@ohno2277 6 месяцев назад
Shawn, and specifically this video has the vibe of your cousin coming to stay with you and your family during the holidays so you have to share the room with him
@AfternuneReads
@AfternuneReads 6 месяцев назад
I've never seen someone like him
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
okay!
@andreaivandic
@andreaivandic 6 месяцев назад
I don't know what I would do with my life if there wasn't this ✨️king✨️ on RU-vid
@nathanr5737
@nathanr5737 6 месяцев назад
i didnt expect this era to be the next for Shaun
@liina_milb
@liina_milb 6 месяцев назад
king of youtube becoming a sigma male, WE'VE WON
@oliveharrington5993
@oliveharrington5993 6 месяцев назад
you always post at the best times🙏🙏
@elicaivailova7168
@elicaivailova7168 6 месяцев назад
I have never ever met not even one single person more relatable than shawn, didnt look out the screen once
@lostavenue4819
@lostavenue4819 6 месяцев назад
The MacBook Pro camera clips looks like an early 2000s paranormal found footage movie
@chrissy3875
@chrissy3875 6 месяцев назад
LMAOO
@spungo6179
@spungo6179 5 месяцев назад
Every video I watch of yours you become more relatable in the most unexpected way. Like the whole thing about learning to be good at skincare from a young age cause you had such bad acne. And being bitter about the people who now do it for fun. That's so real
@AsphyxiatingAsparagus
@AsphyxiatingAsparagus 6 месяцев назад
Happiest time of the week frfr
@soranhigh3066
@soranhigh3066 6 месяцев назад
Ok, your content is masterpiece
@ezzy122-h6t
@ezzy122-h6t 6 месяцев назад
oh my good god king shawn posted. i’m sat. i’m ready. i’m excited.
@zaima7337
@zaima7337 6 месяцев назад
YESSSSSS 40 MINUTES LETS GO
@zaima7337
@zaima7337 6 месяцев назад
i have binge watched almost every video on this channel pls i need more stuff
@holdeck
@holdeck 6 месяцев назад
40 minute video oh we had to celebrate
@shisterkaren9585
@shisterkaren9585 6 месяцев назад
the facemask made me scream out loud. also lurv a long video!
@meeratali4195
@meeratali4195 6 месяцев назад
Watching my fav sigma male
@maddylovesbooks
@maddylovesbooks 6 месяцев назад
the “theirs so much homophobia, THATS A VIBE” IS CRAZYYYYY if it wasn’t for your nicki meme obsession i would be frightened a lil
@zaima7337
@zaima7337 6 месяцев назад
34:26 why does he always specify his 'iphone' lol
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
my dad is Steve Jobs I get commission every time I mention an Apple product
@lykeprice9239
@lykeprice9239 6 месяцев назад
I STARTED CRYING WHEN THE EMOTIONAL PIANO MUSIC ATARYEF PLAYING OVER THE TOILET LFNAOOO
@punctuatroni
@punctuatroni 6 месяцев назад
i had a dream about this video being made ..
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
weird 🫢
@soakhkwn1646
@soakhkwn1646 6 месяцев назад
The seasonal depression during winter when you live in the PNW is unreal 😭
@s_haro
@s_haro 6 месяцев назад
6:07 Please, his edits are so good 🤣😭!
@noraeable
@noraeable 6 месяцев назад
I lost it at the water pick part and was still chuckling at the PB baby impression, so I lost it again twice as hard. Comedic genius, I swear.
@ryeleys
@ryeleys 6 месяцев назад
that Patrick Bateman work ethic
@charlieiscorrect2856
@charlieiscorrect2856 6 месяцев назад
The sped up crunches have me snorting, weezing, and crying at my work desk. Now I look like the psycho., thanks🙂❤️
@user-cb9jy7lo8d
@user-cb9jy7lo8d 6 месяцев назад
Shawn walking into frame after doing 100 crunches on day two had the same energy as “mom I frew up”
@marta4593
@marta4593 6 месяцев назад
My skin aches after all those peel off masks you did
@user-zx1it4gh8n
@user-zx1it4gh8n 6 месяцев назад
shawtrick Batcome
@cowboylikelea
@cowboylikelea 6 месяцев назад
shawn playing ‘ribs’ by lorde really makes me happy.
@frnzkafka
@frnzkafka Месяц назад
you doing crunches to ribs by lorde is sending meee
@lauradone9232
@lauradone9232 6 месяцев назад
Gutted you didn't finish the book, it's worth the read.
@kjackso4893
@kjackso4893 6 месяцев назад
The waterpik bit was comedic gold
@nesussy1948
@nesussy1948 6 месяцев назад
shawn get back to the basement.
@soymikleo
@soymikleo 6 месяцев назад
I’d thought this was alr ur usual morning routine shawn 🙈
@kaylibardy
@kaylibardy 6 месяцев назад
the eye mask is killing me
@leithaa
@leithaa 6 месяцев назад
i swear i have a fucking life i swear i don’t live on this channel
@choop2401
@choop2401 6 месяцев назад
shawn, you are my favourite psycho ❤❤right behind the psycho twins
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
THE PSYCHO TWINS
@pewdiepat
@pewdiepat 6 месяцев назад
you’re literally my fave
@malakelabbadi04
@malakelabbadi04 6 месяцев назад
Thank you for doing this so we don’t have to ❤
@taylorowens5832
@taylorowens5832 6 месяцев назад
Divine intervention is me finishing this book last night and Shawn posting this today
@kikikara123
@kikikara123 6 месяцев назад
The eye mask after the 200 crunches 😂😂😂
@sarnce460
@sarnce460 6 месяцев назад
Not Shawn becoming a man manipulator
@brunamari1264
@brunamari1264 6 месяцев назад
I expected the realization to come for the whole vídeo, but it never came…
@MS-ov3cg
@MS-ov3cg 6 месяцев назад
This scares me
@Grace-si8xw
@Grace-si8xw 6 месяцев назад
I act like I won the lottery everytime I see you uploaded a video. Got me jumping up and down fr
@fara2321
@fara2321 6 месяцев назад
You're so babygirl for this one 💅🏼
@farrahwho
@farrahwho 6 месяцев назад
41 minutes…a feature film 🍿
@angeliq2792
@angeliq2792 6 месяцев назад
This might be patrick bateman
@Joselitty
@Joselitty 5 месяцев назад
I have a yoga matte saved in ny wishlist so I can do my own (normal) Bateman morning routine .. and now your vid pops up… this is a sign to finally buy it *cries in broke*
@kellyburnet1775
@kellyburnet1775 6 месяцев назад
Those sped up situps just look like you're crashing your skull on the floor on purpose (mood)
@sarash8002
@sarash8002 6 месяцев назад
"mind if I use you as a mirror?" *closes eyes*
@kennaklonowski2522
@kennaklonowski2522 6 месяцев назад
Omg slayyyed those crunches 😂
@israwrrr123
@israwrrr123 4 месяца назад
“Owner of the gymnasium’s son” 😭😭
@mmmichelle4327
@mmmichelle4327 6 месяцев назад
ok did anyone else notice he got hit by a car?
@gigiinabottle
@gigiinabottle 6 месяцев назад
love the glow up video
@maximummax69
@maximummax69 6 месяцев назад
seriously if i use my phone when i first wake up im about to be awn it ALLL DAY also: no fkn way you did crunches to ribs
@sherlenelow
@sherlenelow 6 месяцев назад
but you’re so pretty wdym :(
@_Ava_Marley_
@_Ava_Marley_ 6 месяцев назад
i’m watching this while protesting 🤠
@ro1287_
@ro1287_ 6 месяцев назад
pushing a shawn and christian bale twins agenda from now on
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
BRUH
@elmvine
@elmvine 5 месяцев назад
i feel like im gonna be exactly like u in the next 5 years
@pay10r38
@pay10r38 5 месяцев назад
Now i understand where he pulled that back handspring from in his other video 🫢🫣
@tache2sang342
@tache2sang342 6 месяцев назад
Working out to ribs by lorde is craaaazy but it’s my type of crazy
@mayastory1227
@mayastory1227 6 месяцев назад
I just love waking up early and starting my day😃 (I woke up at 12 this morning)
@laurenkenney531
@laurenkenney531 6 месяцев назад
omg me too (i woke up at 1:30)
@Bleedthesky
@Bleedthesky 6 месяцев назад
19:03 do you have games on your phone :p
@charviarora47
@charviarora47 6 месяцев назад
I have the same sulwasoo face mask, am i also Patrick bateman???? I think i am mix of some shawn and patrick😍😘😍😀😘😍👍😍👍😍
@mildrumpus
@mildrumpus 6 месяцев назад
With or without the (real/imaginary) murders? Gotta run - I have to return some videos and later I have a reservation at Dorsia.🎧📼🔪
@shawnmccomb
@shawnmccomb 6 месяцев назад
with! have fun :)
@failedcaptcha
@failedcaptcha 6 месяцев назад
im so glad you did not continue that book, it was the worst decision of my life. the rat scene will never leave my mind
@jennabreland5261
@jennabreland5261 6 месяцев назад
I'd heard American psycho was an anti-capitalist satirical novel/ movie
@abbymeredith
@abbymeredith 5 месяцев назад
omg shawn i love u
@j4sm1n3s__
@j4sm1n3s__ 7 дней назад
9:24 - he was trying to train you for the olympics
@dayshalang
@dayshalang 6 месяцев назад
HE NEEDS TO BE IN THE CLUB
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