I Fooled my Friend with a Time Machine Mod on Minecraft... 

Bionic: I respect the dead Bionic: **Proceeds to raid tomb**

"The spirit of Technoblade is with me" - Bionic, 7 months ago

Doni in 2050: Slowly killing off his family until he notices...

History nerd here, 512 AD was when the Roman Empire was on the very brink of collapse, You should’ve done an Anglo-Saxon Castle in 938 AD than again, 512 AD

Ok Doni, you out did yourself with this mod, this was gold with enchantment on top. Why not just make a handful of them and scatter them around and see who walks into the web?

That time that Bionic said "wait, Doni's not here? Quiff is not here either?" I literally burst to laugher, I get it too you know?

Doni: I'm sorry Also doni: *trolls his friends like 100x*

Doni: i decide to torture my friend bionic. sarcastically says that he is going to torture bionic, actually make him suffering, pain and insanity

We want a part 2 of this video :)

Doni : bionic is a psycho Also Doni : i tortured my friend

Doni: The only heartbeat we hear is his! :) Me: DOES THAT MEAN YOU DONT HAVE A HEART??????????????

the last one is litterally better end mod

Signs: Blood revives the dead. Bionic: boi shut yo-

*bionic walks through the portal* Also bionic: you son of a- 😂

If, he killed the ender dragon, could it bring him home like in normal minecraft?

Hey Doni! Can you prank you're friend's as Herobrine

Ancient Egypt actually was in 3100 B.C.E

Bionic: I’m so scared Also bionic: this is terrifying Me: BOY IF YOU DONT GET YO JIGGLE BUTT OUT OF HERE

there wasn't castle this early, it's more since the 1200's

doni be like :hello guy hello want to kiss

Doni: I'm gonin to physically MUR- me: wut was that my friendly friend

He calls everyone on the server his best friend, and he wanted to bet that bionic is xraying so I bet $0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

THE LAND PARTICLES STILL SHOW UP DONI

Ay doni it seems like you got stuck in a cycle and are putting up basically only minecraft trolling videos where you keep on trolling the same people. Would love to see something different Doni the duck

4:21 NO WAY HE DIDN'T SEE!

That's you type on the last sign in the sand temple is Greece I now Greece because I m Greek 🇬🇷

Bionic: "where they bury the hot moms" Me: 👀

Nice dude 👌

11:37 Doni bobes: Hello pretty man,hehehe,wanna kiss

Bionic : No way Home

Yep he released the ancient cult

“I don’t speak glub glub” *Hmm, true.. but-*

you trolled someone that trolls other people, if someone trolls you with you and a troller, it will never end We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

No this is the futuristic end mod

Doni bobes troll some one with Gaint Alex

For the last troll he used the better end mod

Hold on……. THATS CROPTIC 7:01

That looks like the better end mod

I'm okay with this one because you said sorry

bionic is dream when he done the parkour

Pls more

*10:05* I don't know my time zones

in the last trap he could get 1 shotted to leave

I don’t like bionic he didn’t have the drugs like the others…

Firstly that future world is. Mod called better end

"it's not a mistake", ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨ "it's not a mistake", ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨ "it's not a mistake", ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨

Doni

who else tought simon from the sidemen was in the thumbnail

The last portal is the 1.19 nether update or im not sure0

YES

Wow people make good comments

guys, the word “friend” on this channel actually translates to basement hostage

"it's not a mistake", ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨ "it's not a mistake", ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨ "it's not a mistake", ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨

Bionic doesn’t *steal* a lot. He just *permanently borrows.*

You should totally do this kind of things

"512 AD, is that the future?" He says, while looking at a medieval castle.

Bionic: "512 ad? is that the future?" Me: *facepalm*

There's a process in bionic's mind that says "it's not stealing, its just permanently borrowing!" Which he tends to do a LOT which never ends good lmao.

You should've made his past actions affect the later worlds, as if he changed the timeline by messing around in the past Imagine if the mummy woke up and became an undead lord of the medieval castle, and the dead dragon's baby destroyed the world and turned it into an alien monster world out of grief. ^Plot would've been epic

Bionic: everyone always steals from me Also bionic: steals from a dead person

Bionic: "I respect the dead!" *continues to steal gold*

Doni: he's gonna stay here forever Bionic:this place is beautiful

I died laughing when he said "huh, sorry I don't speak glug glug"

When doni accidentally gets the Egyptian and medieval eras timelines spot on

No matter how evil Doni is when he trolls his friend, Doni is always my favorite Minecraft RU-vidr

Doni: “hello pretty Man, want a kiss?” I love it lolll Edit: (I couldn’t edit my comment again last night because my iPad was on the floor and I didn’t want to get up) Diffrent edit: also tysm for hearting my comment (that was my goal and it happened again thank you so much 🙏) And thank you people who liked my comment I really appreciate it :)

I'm convinced Doni is actually super nice irl to his friends, and only trolls every once in a while. otherwise how does he still have friends XD

I love how bionic almost never expects a troll when doni does it in almost every vid

11:48 "The spirit of Technoblade is with me" *BUT IT SAID SPIRIT, WHEN THIS WAS MADE IN 8 November 2021 AND Technoblade passed away in 2022 June 3rd*

Doni: the dragon could one shot him Bionic : casually kills the dragon

these videos are literally my interests and im so glad that doni is still going with content, Proud of you doni!

3:04 bionic: aLl ThE HoT Mom'S me: what the-

THIS HAPPENED WHILE I WAS WATCHING BACK TO THE FUTURE PERFECT TIMING

14:28 Now that is a certified perfectly cut moment

12:29 bionic “Nyā” confirmed

hmmmm for some reason doni calls everyone else his "good friend" while he calls bionic his "best friend"... hmmm, doni, is there smth sus going on here?

*Later that day...* Bonc: *chilling* *CRASH!!!* Bonc: WHAT IN THE-!! Dr. Brown: We need to go!! No time to explain!! Bonc: What in the- *Marty grabs Bonc into the vehicle.* Bonc: Where are we going?!? Marty: Back to the future. *As it went on, Bonc realized that in the future, Doni became an evil dictator that ruled over the world and it is their job to stop it from happening.*

I thought this was a family friendly troll 3:04

0:35 Bionic: they keep yoinking my stuff Doni: uh hu YOU STEAL FROM ME TOO

Imagine they travel back in time in the 1800s and time machine broke. They would have to go through all those years

6:47 Gogy watching this:

The fact that doni's running and falling particles is still on. And danny is just blind

7:50 YO WTF HAPPENED TO HIS FACE??💀

Doni: Hehehe wanna kiss? Dragon: who the heck said that

“In this video I’m going to torture my friend...” Doni, I think that is a reasonable assumption we can make ourselves

2:24 what he was supposed to say was( I'm going to physically murder them-)

11:37 uhh LOL

15:58 This is NOT supposed to be earth in the future. This is a mod called Better end and it improves the end by adding new biomes, mobs, etc.

“Do you hear the heart beat” NOBODY : ME for no reason : DO YOU HEEAR THE HEAAART BEAAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMS * hits the dot twice * OH WHAT A SHAME THAT YOU CAME HERE WITH SOME ONE I WANT YOU HERE IN MY AAARMS

Doni...the pyramids are a little bit older than that, they were built at a time when the last mammoths on earth existed. Whats even creepier is the Sphinx was considered ancient by the Egyptians who built the pyramids nearby, so who built the sphinx?

You should totally do this kind of thing more, Bionic really seemed to have a good time and it doesn’t even have to be a troll

DONI u always think of the best most obscure things, I live ur vids and they are so funny everytime!

He actually could escape. That mod features ruins that with some effort let you open gateways to the Overworld

6:11 LOL i did not know that bonc is a spongebob fan

Guess no more Bionic trolls on this server, he's softlocked in a state of eternal pain and suffering.

I legit was watching the "I swapped Diamond and Coal textures" video and this came up lmao

bionic: I'm so big brain... I'm god at parkour Doni: ur just a bit better than Lynix Lynix: *fails every jump*

"the spirit of technoblade is with me!" didnt age well

Hilariously enough, he could actually have died to fall damage if he fell far enough, although he would have lost his stuff.

For 2051 bc, it's actually very accurate, since egypt has existed for so long. This would be around around 1050 years after it was created, which is also when it existed still.