I Gave 10,000 People Text-To-Speech Commands on Livestream 

“Eight thousand people telling me to scream for money” That’s like vocal prostitution. Love that this is my first video of his haha

'who's the new guy' 'idk but he's been telling his pc to stop claping for the last 2 hours' 'wow'

Will: I BROKE IT... I need Phil Phil: *DAD MODE ACTIVATED*

I'm not laughing at the noises, I'm laughing at the fact security thought he was being murdered

11:32 “PIGEONNN” *three seconds later* “nNOOOOO”

"I thought I broke Twitch!" You could hear fear in his voice.

Will is like our older brother, he gets mad at us for doing something, but ends up thinking it’s funny and goes along with it

"8,000 people telling me to scream for money" This. This is twitch defined. Well done.

‘I’m sorry that your wife got custody of the kids but theres nothing we ca-‘ *PHIL! THE GUNFIRE PHIL!*

“8 thousand people telling me to scream for money” if i didn’t know about twitch i’d probably think it’s like a weird kink thing

Imagine: You are in an office, filing papers and things like that AND Then you hear behind a wall: "THE GUNFIRE, PHIL!!!"

No, the only instances I’ve heard of breaking Twitch is Ranboo

11:32 Wilbur : ~sees pigeon in happiness~ Wilbur : PIGEONNNNNN- ~pigeons head dislocates~ Wilbur : NEOOOOOOOOO OO O O OO O O O O O

“So I’m gonna tell you a joke and you give me a round of applause.” “A man walks into a bar. Ouch.” .. *singular clap*

*The moment when Wil realizes the chat will NEVER get bored of the cap sound.*

I almost died, but now I wanna see Phil attempt this

Wilbur trying to get everyone to stop clapping gives off "substitute teacher trying to get the class to stop talking but they won't listen because the sub can't do anything about it" energy.

“I had to explain that there was uhh- eight thousand people telling to to scream..for money..” *-WilburSoot, 2020.*

Wilbur: **Shouts and screams f!ck** His landlord: *he’s back at it John.*

Wilbur: PIGEON! *removes pigeon head* Wilbur: NOOOOOOOO Moment: 11:33

"brush stroke-" "brush st-" "SCREAM" "brush stro-" "SCREAM INTO MICROPHONE" *"AAAAAAAAA"* this has to be one of the funniest things I've seen somebody do on stream lmfao.

"I had to explain that there was a- 8 thousand people telling me to scream for money" XD

Wilbur is like a dad trying to keep his toddlers under control😂 Also wilbur successfully got my mind off of the creepy pasta I just listened to before jumping in the shower kind of freaking out bc I get scared if I watch something scary then immediately take a shower where I can't see outside the curtain

7:10 Wilbur: alright we need to get some claps! Phil: clap Me: *spits tea*

8:30 "Wilbur Soot! Wilbur Soot! *W I L B U R S O O T .* "

Wilbur: jokes Chat: *dead silent* Mediashare: man clapping Chat: *claps intensely*

“8 thousand ppl telling me to scream for money” Well that’s one way to put it

0:03 I love Wilbur's laugh

"No Zoomers." *Wears a tiktok hat in a non ylyl video*

"I had 8000 people telling me to scream for money." Me: oh ok then that doesn't sound wrong not at all.

wilbur: ill wait for them to get bored me and the 10k people: ... is this a parallel universe?

this entire video is basically the headache you get from laughing

“a man walks into a bar...ouch.” **one clap**

"how deaf are you?" Wilbur: yes

4:41 I love how he's trying to be serious

I can just imagine Wilbur just saying, "Yeah there were just 8,000 people telling me to scream"

In one stream: CPU fan broke Twitch broke Security was called concerned for his safety Whatever he was using for the sounds broke But most importantly: Will broke.

Imagine being next door and just hearing a man yell “PIGEON! aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

4:34 WHY WAS WILBUR LIKE THAT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TEACHER HELP AA LMAO

I'm laughing at all of his jokes, I'm not sorry. They're hilarious and absolutely nothing can stop me from enjoying them thoroughly.

“Can we stop with the AudioJungle, please.” *A U D I O J U N G L E*

11:32 "Pigeon!" *Head gets riped off* "UUUAAAWW"

The fact that one word from Phil gives Wilbur so much relief, he really is dad

I think he would be like the best dad ever

wilbur trying to make the chat stop clapping is like a teacher trying to calm down a kindergarten classroom after they've gone feral

I love how quickly the chat went from “good” to “bad” on the pidgin video

wilbur's face of shock at 11:32 HAD ME

13:11 it's like the pianist and the drummer went for a solo at the wrong time 😂

“It’s a coincidence, don’t worry.” Wilbur: *Wheezes in relief*

Imagine people joining the stream at 9:22 without having ever watched Wilbur before They’d be so confused lmao

Wilbur as he’s trying to make them stop clapping is like a teacher directing a class of 6 year olds

1:48 The user who just straight-up yelled “FUCK” in the chat because they couldn’t clap anymore is amazing 😭

This feels like Wilbur had discovered an alien colony and is trying to teach them humor

“I am getting thrown out of this office.” *Well that aged well.*

Not me rewatching this just to see him say: Pigeon.. NOOOOOO

"I had to explain to them that there was 8,000 people telling me to scream for money" I wonder what went through their head when Wilbur told them this-

Wilbur: “don’t clap” *everyone claps* Wilbur: “alright guys, clap” *dead silence* my friend you’ve just discovered the way kids work

WilbutSoot: If I’m too loud and annoying I’ll get kicked out of this office. Also WilburSoot: *Gives audience a chance to make noise*

I just love the way Philza just laughed-

Wilbur: do you see a problem hear? Me: yeah, that bloody cable management holy shit.

Does his office have heating whatsoever?! He was wearing a sweatshirt, a LARGE jacket, and a beanie! Like what

He is like a desperate dad to quiet his children

"Hi chat, I've made an affront to God. HaHaAha" -wilbur soot 2020

"There are 8000 people telling me to scream for money" That sounds like my normal Tuesday

11:33 THERE ARE SO MANY WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BUT THERE IS NOT ONE COMBINATION THAT TELLS YOU HOW MUCH IM DYING

one of the funniest moments of my day was then Wilbur thought that he’d killed twitch. Sadly, I wasn’t able to return for the claps coming back after it crashed.

i watched this last year, same place, same day and thought i would watch it again for nostalgia

im laughing so hard. security thought he was being murdered because of his screaming XDDD

i want technoblade to do this, with the siri voice. just "blood for the- E" "E" "E, E blood, E"

"I had to explain to him that there was 8 thousand people telling me to scream for money" -wilbur soot

Will:"that's not bad" Chat:spams the background music Me:"you spoke to soon"

That ending when they thought he was being murdered LMAOOOO

Wilbur: *Thinks he accidentally broke Twitch* Wilbur a minute later: PHIL HELP

“i’m gonna tell a joke and you all are gonna clap” “a man wakes into a bar...ouch” **silence** **single clap**

I like how he interacts with his fans this way! It's really cool!

11:32 Best part of this video and the most replayed

Wilbur: "Pigeon!" *A second later* Wilbur: "NOO-"

11:33 "PIGEON!!!" " *unintelligible confused scream* "

11:33 Me watching Wilbur: 11:35 Me after finding out about the allegations:

The best part about this video is whenever chat is clapping the captions say “applause.”

wilbur is just the teacher when they say "I'll wait until everyone's quiet"

"We're gonna do painting! :)" "brush bru- ScrEAM inTO MIcRoPhone ScrEAM inTO MIcRoPhoneScrEAM inTO MIcRoPhoneScrEAM inTO MIcRoPhone ...DRAW DOT!"

The part with the music sounds like the period of time before an orchestra concert where all the musicians are practicing and tuning at the same time

"Pigeon! Ehh-AHHHH" I LOVE THIS 🤣

Wilbur "My cpu is burning into my motherboard" shows stock intel cooler. Me: oh... oh no

Alt title: Wilbur lets 10,000 kids melt his cpu and motherboard together

I love how the "good" and "bad" combine to make it seem like they are all yelling "GOD!"

“It was at that moment, he knew, he gave is viewers too much power.”

Will: stop clapping Everyone: *continues to clap* Will: clap! Everyone: well now im not gonna do it

The fact that he had to explain to some poor security person that thousands of people were watching him and telling him to scream for money 😭

I always love Wilbur's streams. He's so funny. xD

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a very long time. Thanks Wilbur

The fact that he was wearing a TikTok hat while talking to security is **chef's kiss**

when everyone wouldnt stop clapping and wilbur just said "STOP" i just thought of an assembelly where everyone wanted the last clap and wouldnt stop.

15:45 my guess is that he's telling us that he's been kicked out

0:30 “keep/give that little sub button **smashes keyboard** “

“Hi Chat, I’ve made an affront to God.” -Wilbur Soot LMAO THIS KILLED ME

4:38 He's like that one teacher that just "ok, I'll wait"🤣

I came back to this to try and calm myself down from a panic attack :D

Wilbur whenever I watch one of your videos all my sadness go's away. I love your vids.