I Got Hired by the Government to Watch Adult Films - Dystopicon 

GrayStillPlays ok damit

Ha lol

Gray have you considered playing hitman or more species

60 seconds after you upload. already got 82 comments on it... holy crap Gray

GrayStillPlays I’m not even surprised anymore Gray.

GlenAbbey Farms aka hardcore Logan Paul simulator

do you mean every rpg.

UwU Hey Monika More rats, more shoes to stomp with and better graphics... 🤣

GlenAbbey Farms Sims logic

More rats damnit

ok this is funny

If this was real they would make up something stupid to stop him leaving. Look at the UK government, they could've left the EU the moment the results came in but they didn't.

Maybe Gray is the Pied Piper of Pornhub, lol.

More like 2 wheelbarrowfuls of rats

@@Wehiremonkeys oh yeah leaving the EU is that simple, why did nobody just declare they left and called it a day. *sounds of Irish civil war and nationwide shortages*

(Finely stomps rats into a rat paste which can then be used as an endless fuel source for the blocaine-snorting drug addicts that made this game)

@@ACatThatCantSing I read that as "blocaine-sorting drugs" Not drug addicts, just drugs.

can we just.. stop these comments

@@emptyricebowl Never.

I can just imagine Gray walking up to a government official with two fistfuls of finely stomped rats, waiting for his money.

I turned the like number to 666, *you’re cursed haha* (dad’s account) *it’s the curse of gray*

Savage Yoongi no

I say this all the time 😅

I say that every day..... I literally forgot I have to eat

I have actually forgotten if I ate something one day or not.

@@somewhathuman7593 I forget to eat a lot... I blame it on not being able to taste.

Have you met the consumer of all time as we know it, the Civilization games? 😅

This game 2019: rioting, protests, police brutally Us: lol, crazy. 2020: gotcha bi$&

MILA -mila not to mention curfew.

Preprogrammed

don't forget the blm movment

WHERES MY EUTHANASIA MACHINE DAMMIT , THIS GAME LIED TO ME!

What the hell is going on?

@@twiztidyournutz People are going insane. That or people are losing more brain cells apparently. (Not talking about you)

This feels a lot more differently then than now, man I want to get out…

Yup

*Me who has been insane since 2018*

Government: *you weren’t supposed to do that*

Government: *surprise pikachu face*

Government: No, this is not how you’re supposed to play the game

Sometimes it be like it do

Government: why are we here just to suffer

Ryan what does trinity mean

TheBlueDoggy it’s the government in the game.

Ryan I have just discover because I was watching the video while in the comments

TheBlueDoggy I love how you’re worried what the trinity is while he’s some how getting money by stomping rats in to powder... I wonder if that’s what’s in the drugs.

That's nice of them.

i sang that like bill wurtz

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WX-kOrYyg4M.html

Yes, holy crap I was looking for that video forever!

@@SamZilla24 same

That's a human person bill wartzs

Rats: *Exist* Gray: Its free real estate

Aaron Starkes glory to Gray, i was traumatized by rats🙇

redyehyo i was going to say something but i think we'll just leave it at that

It's like Exoptable Money, but the world is horrible from the start and it's not the player's fault.

I mean Florida Man can turn those giblets into appetizers so why not?

He probably will if he hasn't already lol

oh my god this game was designed to show grey what quality of life for his victims in his games is like

lol yep he has to live in one of his sim dystopias

@@doomislav5791 Though, of course, he proved that it was no problem at all if you're smart enough.

It really does!

The Universe: "I'm still going to go ahead and call this one a win"

"so I started harvesting"

"Citizen Gray has turned the Trinity into a dictatorship and has declared war on the rats of the world. Long live Lord Gray."

Dystopia of boredom, loneliness, depression, unfair rules and fees, and lethargy... Unless you kill rats in which case you can get whatever you want so it's not SO bad.

It reminds me of those who walk away from omelas. It got that similar thing of it seeming like a Utopia at first

Yeah that sounds like Grey all right

😭I was just thinking that

69 likes

I mean, it's not THAT bad.

How did you make those letters so big?

Purplefish 278 an asterisk on each side of the sentence. * like this with no space *

This is not my real name. *So you mean like this?*

Purplefish 278 yes.

@@purplefish2787 you can also do _this_ and -this- by doing _ this _ or - this -

Same

I was actually hoping it was another resident, that would've been interesting

I nearly sh*t myself lol

how is it even nearly scary this video is supposed to be funny

@@danate3849 It was half a second out of a 15 minute video.

There is a serious shortage of meat, fish and protein in the country The Trinity rules over.

Could likely be the trinity paying him to help stop infestations

@@SurprisinglyDeep considering the whole thing is based around the panic of "robots took our jobs"?

@@TheArklyte I assume the world population in the computer game world is higher than in real life. I assume the rise in unemployment among married and unmarried couples led to lots of "mistake babies" being born. (If a couples is living off $50 a month or so after paying for essentials, I can understand why they'd take a foolish "gamble" on unprotected sex rather than pay $10 for condoms.) I assume in this world after the rapid increase in the number of "mistake babies" the Trinity would make sure everyone at least had enough food. Theres only so much soil for android farmworkers to farm and harvest. The only way then to produce enough food for everyone (assuming they're already using GMO high yield plants and vertical farming) is to somehow divert crops destined for other uses. Most of the crops people farm today in the real world are used to raise animals for meat, so a natural thing to do is to cull most of the animals and divert the crops for humans consumption. Also theres only so many fish that can be fished from the seas and "farmed" in tanks and artificial ponds. Presumably in the computer game world people can sell the insects they find to the insect farms and insect "processing plants" that exist in that world, just like people in real life sometimes sell their cows directly to a slaughterhouse. I know that cows and chickens could be feed using insects. However I assume that The Trinity acted rashly dealing with the population crisis. www.vox.com/2014/8/21/6053187/cropland-map-food-fuel-animal-feed www.fastcompany.com/40454212/this-automated-cricket-farm-is-designed-to-make-bugs-a-mainstream-source-of-protein

@@SurprisinglyDeep so, how high are your claim? 50 billion? 100 billion? More? Because you know, we can feed upward of 30 billion with NOWADAY tech and no need to get to vertical farming if we terraform Sahara and Australia alone. Because all you need is heat(global warming says hello), water(once again, polar caps we've melted) and carbon(wonder what else is mentioned a lot when people talk about anthopogenic climate change, huh?) to turn desrt sands into the biomass rich soil. And a lot of workers... like for example androids? You're also suggesting to misuse oceans. Not to mention the little fact that you can just synthesize the biomass at certain technological level completly sidestepping growing part of the equation.

Gray: "Against the power of Gray, there can be no victory. We must join with him, human. We must join with Gray. It would be wise, my friend." Humanity: "Tell me, 'friend', when did Gray the wise abandon reason for madness?!" Gray: "I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain!"

Replace "humanity" with literally anything.

@@manictiger fking love it.

The rest of the game just seems to be a chronically depressed person's life but mandatory and with more fees. But that part was stretching it.

Dystopicon: "Joke's on you! I do not have a career."

as opposed to ending that half man's career

Gary101

I mean, when you look at the pay of this world.. He's not wrong.

Me too man.

Can I get 5000 Subs? Lol

Gray could crash the Government in Animal Crossing.

Japan

@@jaspy7779 No Japan they don't tax you to death and your job pays you in cash, plus they have freedom.

I came here to make this exact comment😂

hm. kinda think it aged TOO well...

Nah, since nobody said you can't leave your house lol Go outside, get fresh air

Enyo Theios I the effect it has on the character -1 hunger +3 “fun”

*Trinity worker:* "sorry boss, i already have" *Gray:* * intensified smashing * "good... gooood"

Gray: Finds out. Gray chuckling: Even better, lol.

I mean, u have to pay a water bill every month so technically u do have to pay to shower

theres police everywhere in florida?

Uhh look outside the USA and tell me it is the same as the USA?

Alright, so we’re checking out the only RU-vid channel where a crazy guy repeatedly tries to torture people with Florida, it’s GrayStillPlays

since that spongebob meme, all i heard is "Ight, so we're checking out" :v

The Trinity: "Nyet, comrade! The rats are worth money because they can be converted into the ingredient in the tasty protein powder sauce coating which is used in the making of the "toppings and sauce" of the $2 pizzas. Is not possible to turn human being into tasty protein powder sauce ingredient. Also workers is needed to till the fields of the wheat farms used for the making of the pizza dough."

This job already exists... it's called being an assasin!!!

Yes, it’s a position called “politician”