I got nothin' but a fungi toenail | The Check In with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt 

“Listen, I ain’t no soldier, I ain’t no Marine, I ain’t ever getting on a helicopter” 😂😂 then Lee squealing about just asking the question 😂 this podcast is the greatest.

lol Joey telling Lee he didn't eat any edibles today while Lee is trying like hell to keep his eyes open 😂

"He was on the spectrum, but on the Black spectrum... the Black spectrum is a little different" 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

Love seeing you guys back together.

"And it still smells like Newark" Legend ✌️❤️

“Water beads off my skin like I got carnuba wax on it” 😂😂😂 i felt that one Uncle Joey lmao

Been in and out of hospital, fighting a nasty infection, but damnit you two make me laugh… thanks for that man

Been listening to the church archives to get my daily dose of you savages and I always have something to look forward to on tuesdays for the check in !

Jersey native here, Unc Joey speaks the truth

"the man in the closet " and "who dat" lmao joey is too funny man

The Flying Jew and Tip Top Magoo does it again!

That fungi toenail 😂

the cut of Ralphie on the intro made me smile…god what I would give for them to be doing a episode in 2024 😢

Thanks Lee and thank you Diaz! Y'all help us out a lot! Ty for this podcast

These are getting better and better. Church vibes. I like the stand up talk, but nothing beats the funny stories and talking shit.

“There ain’t no hot showers in hamas” 😂😂

Uncle Joey on 3000 mg of edibles ridin’ in a helicopter like a doctah 😂🤘😵‍💫

Joey having Biden moments of forgetting is the best ❤😂😂 and going back on track

Almost a million subs. Let's go Uncle Joey! Gotta give Lee some credit too!

Being Italian, I am always greasy again a few hours after a shower. It can be 70 degrees and I'm slightly sweating, just glistening!! 😂😂

makes me so happy you two get back at it so often 🔥🔥

Must suck to live in LA man... I can wake up 60 minutes before my flight leaves and still have time to get a coffee down in the terminal before I board.

Thank you you always make me happier no matter what I'm going through

Que bola Big Coco & Lee. Its good to see you guys again. Much love from MIA. Making my day at work go by with a chuckle. 😂

"I lemon it.”..."wait don't you have a stick?" 😆🤣😭

That NJ shit is so real 😂 everyone’s just tryna hustle for a lil 10%

The world is a little better on Tuesdays because of these two bad ass mf's. Love you guys!

Man, it's great you two are back doing a podcast together

10:15 How uncle Joey know us so well. It's just so great to hear the realness from such a successful man

You work for 40yrs to have $1M in your retirement, meanwhile some people are putting just $10K in a bitcoin from just a few months ago and now they are multimillionaire..

" now you gotta sit with a blind man with a dog" uncle joey man......

Joey and Lee here's a great idea, you guys should have episodes where you go to Joey's old haunts and Joey tells stories of things that happened there. That would be great content for your channel.

I grew up in the seventies my dad was a frugal Italian, and a great man but he hated ac we had fans, he would say what did they do before ac ? I said to him dad they died !

So uuuh when is Redbar getting hurt? You huge kittycat 😂😂😂😂

Two doctors. Love you guys!

Lee’s eyes got biggest I’ve seen describing the turnpike experience 😂

"Still got that afterburner smell to it"! Lmao🤣

I don’t want to cross any boundaries LOLLL

“The adams apple” 😂

love y'all both so much it's unreal

I think shower thoughts might be counterintuitive. We ignore this fact, but in reality the shower is pretty dangerous. Soaped up, slippery wet porcelain is a great place to slip and bonk your head. Because of this, we pay better attention to what we're doing with our bodies instead of just going autopilot and that "inside your body, outside your feelings" vibe lets you meditate on stuff.

When you see you fungi toenail in the caption, you know Joey's coming in hot.

The dog that saved summer.nice dress🎉

2:23 definitely deep clean 🪥🪥🪥

8:38 always be happy peal your muffin cap back blue 💙💙💙

when joey talks about dirty assholes and fungus, reminds me of our politicians.

1:06:20 joeys talking about VH-1 Standup Spotlight. Brings back memories. As a kid I used to record that show on VHS and watch it over and over.

Love yal you got me thru some hard times long days working construction

Ur a FunGuy, by default!!! 😂❤

TREMENDOUS ❤

Morning check in like a DOCTAH!!! Who’s better than you?!??

Late 90s Joey must have been absolutely insane 😂

Joey talks about getting past TSA and smoking his pen. You know he's not bullshitting, either, lol.

❤ Joey & Lee

54:27. JOEY RIPS A FART AND NOBODY CELEBRATES IT? WTF?😂

Joey and Lee!!! Look at these two handsome gentlemen. Joey really got such a great point on showers lol, Joey made me appreciate em more

I appreciate you Joey 🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Cmon church goers let’s get these goombas to a million subs

The best ever

Joey should ask Lee if he'll beat up Redbar's wife for him. She's still guilty of laughter. hehehe

Joey is getting close to 1 mill subs

7:01 facts hahaha hahaha hahaha

God bless you Joey coco Diaz!

The best

Hahaha hahaha hahaha 0:08 💜💜💜

Running joke for decades with my friends and family how much I love a shower.. 3x a day In the summer sometimes 😂😂

Yeees, old school 1940s heat systems. Had to light the pilot in the winter, but heat in the winter is key. My last guest house was that, Sun Valley, Vineland, up street from Villarta. Across from Library... I used to live Curson and Melrose,.. and 8 other places. The journey is real!

Keep it up

😂 remember any weird thing u can think of is happening right now

Bruce Lee floor 🤣🤣

Morning fam, have an awesome week everyone

9:10 that hit me in my soul

Lee and joey are a magical pair.

4:45 definitely hot or cold showers it's God given therapy...

Tremendous

Joey, i think you have grown way too attached to the 'Fungi Toe', you could get that thing cleared up with 6 months of treatment with the stuff thats over the counter.

I never comment thank u both

😊 Joey is like a cat 🐈 In cleanliness department

Lee Slatt, you're so cute!

I love in Florida. We would die without AC. Literally

Damn!

COOL 🤘🤠

joey you and lee always put a smile on my face i found my mom dead on the floor a few days ago the first thing i thought besides holy shitting doing cpr trying to save her was my mom diied just like joeys died granted im 18 not a teen but i just wanna to say thank you both you guys have always made me happy and smile and my mom liked u to joey even tho she thought u was dirty comic yk she knew you were a good guy I love you guys the only thing iask of you is live you life with love just a lil love gose a long way shit even the bad things that happend i wish my mom woul;d beat my ass again yk im never even going to hear her voice again now anyways im going off on a spial I love you guys keep up the good work UNCLE JOEY!!!

some of the showers at the country club that I work at the showers are as big as a small bed room

Tip top magoooo

I was introduced to this individual when I was working at a Elementary School by staff: Man arrested in Missouri child sex assaults worked at child-centered Douglas County businesses Local authorities said they're concerned Jason Carey, who worked in daycares and in the Douglas County School District, victimized children in Colorado.

1:08:38 watch back too the future again

Tip top magoo!

Bro i dont have A AC my whole life and I live in the LA area lmao its annoying but its okay like other people dont have a house so gotta be grateful

😂

A lot of buildings in Colorado don't have ac. When they were built decades ago they didn't need it

Woooo!! ❤

❤ 1:09:04 rip RM.

Former Denver sheriff charged in meth for sex case PUBLISHED: December 2, 2011 at 3:48 p.m. | UPDATED: September 3, 2016 at 10:32 a.m. DENVERDENVER - A former Colorado lawman who was once named the nation’s sheriff of the year was charged Friday with drug and prostitution offenses after authorities said he offered methamphetamine to a man in exchange for sex.

Can someone help me find that clip of Joey telling a story where he pretends he doesn’t speak english? The one where he screams “la niñaa, cual niña? no see”

2:45 pause joey

But all jokes aside Thankyou and listen to what Joe is saying and Lee knows and knew a long time ago if he wants the Truth Ask Uncle Joe

Try using soap in the shower😂

You 2 almost, not yet , but almost killed me today just thought I’d let you 2 know out of respect. High blood pressure, high cholesterol, laughing out of control, do it again, maybe next time god bless

Up for work at 4 am lookie here we got a new check in😂