I Hacked My Clorinde Pulls So You Can't Lose... 

AHHHHH I LOVE CLORINDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Thanks for watching. This was crazy >:)

Idk why I like watching people wish so much.. Maybe it's because I know my f2p self isn't going to ever be wishing that much ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

one like = one primo for Furina❤

WHY ARE PEOPLES SERENITEA POTS SO DECORATED AND BEAUTIFUL WHAT

Oh so thats why Kaveh hasnt been on any banner recently, JONATHON HAS THE KAVEH STASH AND WONT SHARE WITH US!

tthis was so chaotic lmaoo

there’s something musical about watching jon scream for 30 minutes, something melodic

watching this at 19:19 i realized that clorinde’s kneecaps are flat as a board in her splash art wtf

7:12 KEVIN LIVES! HURRAH!

05:47 nahhhh dude, not the jaw line 😭

This can be said to be a very "chaotic" gacha session in the literal sense 🤣

oh my! thats some fine editing there! Super fun video 🖤

7:21 He sure could become a priest with that singing

So chaotic af ngl😂

i got todayyyy from my second 50/50 im hard stuck in the third ascension quest and now i am sure to do it

16:13 that was so beautiful, I heard the screeches of eagles all the way in canada o7

I wish gacha system was like this

Thx Jon for the wish pull for me but you deserve to do these wishes for the content, for beautiful people of Genshin.

That's weird... why is my clorinde so small like a child.... Must be a glitch

my sister fell down the stairs twice in a month when she was 8 months and she fractured her skull (in response to something 8 min in)

I need him singing the national anthem as a whole song😂 Thanks for this video, bro🙏💜

NOT THE SINGING NO NO NO NO

7:03 my jaw dropped when they got kaveh

If I participated in this video I would say “ btw if u win the 50/50 say hello to clorinde and byebye to lisa for me!”

3:00 That was personal

18:17 Ah yes, even Zoro somehow has been mentioned, lol 😂😂 Also, not Jon's face replacing Erwin's, lol 😂

"I pull for pretty people" is so real 😭

I love your content it makes me so happy while I am sick!

dude i watch so much content creators but none of them makes me laugh as much as you do

I think Jonathan likes torturing himself so ... That means - he's a masochist...

i was watching this and my mum was nearby and she said "is that person under the illusion they can sing?"

Another day, anothet chaotic Jon wishing stream. You love to see it.

12:17 as of typing this i jusg got keqing with a single wish and i was laughing my ass off

I have a story for you so my friend started playing Genshin again after 2-3 so I tell her to pull for alhaitham there was no pity 1 single pull it gold it alhaitham me exploded my friend having better luck then me : me and my friend are from Thailand 🇹🇭 love your videos it always make my day better 😆

24:19 AYOO WHAT

8:31 Jon da hood

I spent so much money on trying to get Tighnari and Kaveh, AND THIS DUDE WINS THE 50/50 MORE THAN I COULD BREATH

5:47 bro is mewing

I'm now certain where my LoFI went and gave me an Absolution there. :'D Alhaitham is carrying a pretty purple weapon now 😭 And I will play you singing that self made song when wishing for Alhaitham some more later on, a true music genius! Btw amazing video as always! :> ♡

Chlorinde is now my favorite character

It's a good day when Jonathon pots a video

Few memes of thr video bc i had to, stfu. 14:34 where you go i go what you see i see ahh moment. 11:52 Bro is a SeToes charmer 7:19 The silence minute for lost 50 50 characters if they be unlucky (Not Benny referece) to fall instead of Clor'ind (French accent for r.) 7:24 Bro really started praying 7:42 The acceptance and waiting 8:09 Bro started speaking math 8:24 Bro spoke French out of the despair 8:26 Bro's prayers were heard 8:45 The face 👁️👄👁️ 20:20 Bro started rapping fr 20:25 The Thoma is really poggers part caught me off guard. 20:38 Bro saw the future 20:17 The moment bro understood what he has wished for 25:42 the accending moment Bennett's luck was too much to hear that it turning into Jhonathan pushing him off the fucking cliff.

Actually getting Barbara is good Jon YOU WILL SEE ME APPEAR NEXT TIME MY CATALYST WONT SHOW MERCY *prepares charge attack

I am French and I confirm how you speak French

23:13 why is no one talking about this 😭

I was today years old when I realized Thejonathon was a boomer

YE I WATCHED THAT STREAM IT WAS SO FUN😂😂💀💀😭🫶🏼

15:23 pretty sure that could be considered treason

YALL SHOULD'VE MADE HIM SING KARMA

Never have i thought to hear TheJonathan sing

I JUST WON A 50/50 FOR MY FIRST CLORINDE WHILE WATCHING THIS!!! 🎉🎉🎉💜💜 THANK YOU JONATHAN BAYBEEEE!!!!

The Baccano! music is therapeutic. Love it

AHHH I LOVE UR VIDEOS SM

im so mad i forgot abt this guy bc i saved 150 pulls for her and i would of loved him to pull for her LOL

watching this video while knowing your never gonna wish like this is sad :"( lol

"I dont lose" are the words of someone whos about to lose....

You definitely lose 50/50’s

you shouldve done the die tartaglia lover of snezchnayan queen as the national anthem

SO THIS IS WHERE ALL THE SETHOS COPIES WENT 😭😭

pov: when the discord link doesn’t work 😭😭 i’ve tried so many times

ive been wanting qiqi so bad but i can never get her, lmao. everytime i pull for her i get random others i dont want lmao

I was not expecting to get a Fontaine archon quest spoiler :') 😭

My f2p self could never🥲

POV: Jonathon's Neighbors... BUT CLORINDE IS SO PRETTY

They didn’t add kaveh to the banner but everyone including me had been getting him-

Fun fact: I won my 5th 50/50 to Naviaand the last time I lost was with a back 2 back with ganyu and keqing and I’ve gotten yoimia’s weapon at 9 pity…..top that.

Clorinde is gonna make me use Chlorine on my clothes

14:02 The fact I’ve wanted him for the longest time, but then stopped playing Genshin for a while, and now I want Furina’s weapon so I didn’t wish for him… sad TT (my Furina is good tho, 43 crit rate and 154 crit damage, but if I do get her weapon, as my pity is also better in weap banner * I got wanderer just before so my pity is like 10 for characters XD * , I have a crit rate artefact for her all ready 😂)

I was trying to get Sethos but I got Clorinde in a damn one pull-

“PA PA PA, PA PA RA RA PA!” - jonathon

Thumbnail was everything 😄

THE ONE WHO SAID JING YUAN NAKED STATUE?

I was wishing for clorinde but i lost 50/50 to dehya and i was pissed off. Frick you dehya

Excited for siegewine.

I may be the only one that notices. But the baccano op is a based choice

I'm so glad I can just skip over when he sings

This saves my gambling addiction

Dude i really feel sorry for you and your primogems so i could help you get five star in every pull you pull just follow the steps given below: 1. Buy milk from the shop from every nation That's all it worked on me and i got clorinde on my first ten pull so good luck on your pulls dude😃

BRO NEED TO CHECK OUT CLORINDE SWORD RITUAL

3:43 at least she can use it

yesterday i pulled for navia and i had Kaveh with nilou

Will you also try to play wuthering waves?

Thays crazy because i did really won 50/50 few days ago

I wish I could watch one of his streams they seem so fun. I would love to watch one😭

An_yue was the real homie

I need ur songs on Spotify

The fart got me laughing

17:47 is it even possible to get to Furina’s chair? I know you can get to Neuvillette’s but Furina’s seems a little tricky

I don't have a single Bennett copy. Is this where it went?

I was pulling for Clorinde and then i lost my 50/50 to keqing, I am f2p

My first stream of yours, 10/10 🔥

SHE WAS MY FIRST 5 STARRRRRR

7:07 KAVEH???

I GOT HER WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GAIN PITY FOR FURINA 🙏😭

Oh my god, its the first time i saw you sing and I'm amazed 🤭🤭

Please give him that luck for furina and siegwienne

i found away to get win 50 50 on weapon banner always just pick the other item that u dont want and game says fk u butt u scam them😂

You cursed me ive done 70 wishes on clorinde's banner just because i dont have bennett & needed him And so far ive gotten 2 thoma cons, 2 weapons AND 3 COPIES OF SETHOS. I GOT SETHOS WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO 😭😭😭 Jonathon your bad luck is rubbing off on me please keep it to yourself

Is this why i lost my 50 50 to tighnari?

We pray for his bank account 😞😭