i have one purpose in life and it is to capture wool 

You will....

Shaf

Watch my minecraft video plz

I need clout

In the end he no u’s him

See Technoblade IS funny xD

Deaf people can still hear

Onat Akosha The Third how

@@yizao9289 h e a r i n g a i d s c o c h l e a r i m p l a n t s

@@diablotry5154 so, not completely deaf?

Its all part of his master plan

But I thought techboblade never dies!

NeedlessTv‎ Official he doesn’t, your video obviously was having some visual glitches

NeedlessTv‎ Official he didn’t die he atretegically jumped off so he could respawn faster

MTA Denizen same

“When threatened” makes him sound like a rare amazon river animal from a David Attenborough narration

when frightened by another animal

“This is the incredible reaction of the rare amazon river animal known as Technoblade when provoked.”

I feel like Building In Minecraft Pvp has more effect than fortnite

@@fallingskies8991 that’s oddly specific

@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 no

@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 insert the opposite of yes

@@keiththekrispykremekiller9769 negative

@18 Nicholas 李卓銘 too bad watch it

@@korveret9186 too bad I'ma make u watch it then

he is also a master of stealth and no one can see it

Classic ctw player

Its all calculated

all part of the master plan

unbealieveably enough, it actually helps idk how, but its all *calculated*

This is a great comment.

And not even Mr.Quibbler knows it.. probably

@@ChildWatcher so mrquibbler is not a legend

No tommyinnit easily

@@MrGhost-ft1cs idk how Tommy is his rival didn't they team for like a year + I don't think a rivalry is one sided

also same

Nope. The best quote is "... I was feeling really sick and really wanted to die, but now I feel better and I only want to die the average amount..." -Technoblade

@@markrennard9047 no

4 months later. Is it still your favorite?

"Yes that's the thing he said, and you're not funny. " -qwertyuiop

@@user-ee1rl3tg7w hello

@@user-ee1rl3tg7w hiya

This is the third time seeing this quote but it’s the only actual quote.

@@teddyagain I was crying laughing after he said that

No its i prefer technoblades real nemisis : squid kid I said his real Nemisis Mr quibler Perfection

evizerys a free agent shut up please

@@skoopish6144 your name is a lie

MetTy take it back

@@skoopish6144 no

@@spacenorman8624 thats not a joke tho...

SpacenormanYT r/woooshwith4os

You didn't even spell whoosh right

Jumbled MegaDerp you spelled it with 3.....

SpacenormanYT r/im14andthisiswhooosh

R.I.P Techno

He shall conquer the kingdom of God

If god indeed does exist, techno will conquerer reality

@@SlimCloud9 blood for the Blood Gods

even if he doesn’t collect the wool for some reason, unlike MrQuibbler, Technoblade’s name will not be forgotten Technoblade’s name never dies also sorry MrQuibbler, whoever you are lol

Me who cant survive one because im used to using a controller on bedrock edition so my skills dont transfer over

@SfSkSaSbS3 damn time traveler exposed :/ you're already in 1.19

@@crossmycore8428 Does this mean that 1.19 is another combat update?

me who voids in 5 seconds

@@Marpace Combat snapshots 👀

vodozhaba 10 whole points if he presses them first

So innocent, so young

AND DONT FORGET TO HIT THAT JOOOOOOIIINNN BUTTON

well, I don't understand and bc of some of these replies, I don't think i want to understand.

Swiss Confederation have you watched mcm?

LOL OMG YES THE OLD MEME 😭

W joke

Yes

this is the first actually original or creative thing i have seen in techno’s new comments over the past 2 weeks

@@harpsarp66 ikr

Everyone in the comments section quibbled all over themselves at the sight

ITS HAPPENIN' , weeeeeeee

Next year*

@@iSniper my bad typo

goodbye

ubib he is just taking a wintersleep

@@sebastiaanherle5093 lmao

1:40

@@roeemayer8242 calculated

In th words of technoblade *"NEEEERRRRDDDDD"*

LMAO

Ikr

Rip

Delaney Corbin technoblade neva dies

SnakeGamer agree

A soon as one is born... They lose their life.... BUT........ TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

how did you misspell wool

@@alexbm5128 for the memes

whool.

We also do 😢

Techno always the goat feels like yesterday this gm came out as well 🥲

What is so sad is I see so many people trying to forget him. It’s so sad but I’ll never forget him o7

R/gatekeeping

Hey I'm pretty sure you accedently separated intellectuals from techno viewers. They are obv the same thing

@@East16 No, you're a techno viewer as shown by your grammar. I, a beautiful intellectual, would know such things.

Elythion I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or serious 🤔

@@kurikokuri That's because you're a Techno Viewer

B-list CTW player here to say that he will always be remembered.

He who places the stairs

We are learning about him in history class right now, such a shame for all those who will never experience his presence in capture the wool

What deaths? I didnt see any deaths...

@@justalurkerignoreme i think its a bug in yt

Lmao this comment is underrated, maybe edit it in other format

There are three iconic names on the technoblade channel. Potatobowmaster, im_a_squid_kid and mrquibbler

Yup!

done341 how about technoblode?

That also XD

He changed his name.

Shut up heretic

You fool. This is a calculated way to obtain subscribers. Quality over quantity.

@@lildreamer5913 well, He had Over 600k

100 subs with no videos um no..?

Down Vlasak its not a questions dummy

GkChamp high quality

LOL

lucky boy.

I liked it...

@@bananarama3624 this is my fourth time watching it because the commentary is amazing in this video

He referred to himself as Technoblade the Great. His real name is Alexander. He is Alexander the Great

He should have pressed them for points

bro thats like 100 points he could carry with those buttons

i can do better

3 am usually, I apear in some of his vids while nicked, I don't make a big deal since it's happened actually over 10 times. I live in canada, in oshawa, ontario, figure out the time zones yourself.

so yeah 11 PM to 3 am also lunchtime at other places, very casual players take breaks to play sometimes, especially in rural places from Asia. match up timezones and play at times where people would have a lot of free time. take into caution things that they could be preoccupied with, such as work and family time. once you factor those out, people have free time and may play minecraft at home, which is the best time to get on. (for india and china, which are the places I like to get on when thy are most dense, go on at 11PM-3AM on school days, so mon-fri, and you get laggy noobs.)

sorry for the paragraph on the most casual filled times on the hypixel network, but hey! we gotta try hard, right?

I was in this video, I was playing around 8:30pm PST

I was in the last 2 games with my irl friends, we were on about 10:30 MST. He actually said my friends name at 10:54 when he stole the wool capture from techno

What's the point of that Colin?

R/woosh

@@beep3038 r/ihavereddit r/foundthemobileuser r/itswooooshwith4os r/Im14andthisiswoooosh I'm sorry

@@ebgurif true dat.

@@freds2150 I know I did a bad act but man do I think they deserved it

"Thank you RU-vid"

No

mr. quibbler would be sad

Think about if techno was here. The answer would always be to keep watching and subscribing to technoblade

nah i already got it

Nah man, I too hard to defeat!

VoidArrow what are you talking about I have it

You silly noobs I am the best at losing

wdym i already have it

Diamond Player

...before he uploaded it?

Sun Tzu

Yea the second one is kinda the joke soooo...

Oh yeah

yusei fudo you’re everywhere oml

@@Crawlster define *Everywhere*

Do you get paid or something for just commenting dumb comments

How do you get so many likes for dumb comments? Teach me

You mean capture the block.

Fax