I Hired A Child To Teach Me Minecraft (#1) 

alternative title: child teaches man with comically large computer science degree how to play with blocks on a computer game

i can now be considered an og

jarvis hired a "child" to teach him Minecraft but keeps calling him dad ????????? someone call freud or something

ah yes, kurtis pogger, danny gamezalez, and now jarvis johnson! pro: the holy trinity of minecraft gamers

Never ask: A man: His salary A woman: Her age Jarvis: where the fuck he got the kid from

Finally... I have all three Pro Gold Regular

“I love having a white fist, it makes me feel superior” JARVIS😭😭😭

Why is every commentary channel starting a Minecraft channel? And why hasn’t Drew joined them?

*Jarvis Johnson* Pros: funny successful knows his way around a female life hack entrepreneur has watched parks and recreation Cons: doesn’t know how to play Minecraft

Being able to witness the stages of grief when Jarvis discovered his dad doesn't know everything and has flaws too was very moving

If we don't get a crossover with these two plus Drew and Kurtis, i'm rioting

*looks nervously at all of the recent comments Jarvis has hearted*

I’m so glad that all the commentary boys are hanging out with nick

ive never been more genuinely upset watching somebody try to make a pickaxe

Love how Jarvis doesn't have shaders or anything, going back and forth between the screens is a humorous contrast

Shoulda been "Jarvis johnson gold PRO" Then you would have finally defeated the almighty zeffo with the ultimate username

not me having to squint every time we watch jarvis' pov at night

of course i can help you... what youll want to do first is get some stone with your fist to make a stone pick to mine diamonds. use diamonds to make 12 jukeboxes for a nether portal. once you’re in the nether, sleep in a bed to set your spawn and track down a fortress. if you need to get across lava, just use gravel to bridge or water to turn the lava to obsidian. once you’ve found it kill blazes with a hoe, the most effective weapon for blaze rods. once you find a stronghold, throw 12 blaze powder into the center lava to activate the portal and go to the end. finally, whack the ender dragon with your fists to kill him when he comes down. looking at the enderman in the eyes will befriend them and theyll help you beat the dragon Hope this helps!

Jarvis in the title: “I hired a child to teach me to play minecraft” Jarvis in the video: calls that same person dad

"I got distracted, mainly by the dead threaths" Family friendly chat and game

Every commentary channel seems to be friends with Nick, yet he only has 130K somehow. Nick deserves better.

i think i should let everyone know that during this video (that i for starters was ELEVEN hours late for) i experienced a number of not good things. such as.... 1) i choked on a candy cane 2) a picture fell off of my wall 3) my earring got stuck in my pillow 4) there was A SPIDER crawling on said pillow during the moment my earring was stuck in it. so in conclusion, this video, maybe even this whole channel has a curse. i was cursed. nothing has been going great.

I never thought this would happen but I’m not complaining

“I just need a little bit more wood” “I need more wood” -Kid, 2021

I'm still waiting on a Jarvis Johnson Diamond. (Hopefully an OnlyFans)

nick telling jarvis to keep his brightness impossibly low while his screen is insanely bright bc of his shaders

Nick is helping all the small creators, Danny Gonzalez and now Jarvis what a nice guy

Now I finally have them all • Jarvis Johnson (basic) • Jarvis Johnson! GOLD • Jarvis Johnson! Pro

Jarvis and Nick have such good comedy chemistry LMAO Also the editing of this was very tight!

"no one uses gold" was he talking specifically about tools or just in general? because if it's just in general... them going to the nether is going to be Interesting lol

Ugh I love become a consumer of PRO Jarvis Johnson content (who is a PRO and produced PROfessional content). And I thought we were already blessed with the free premium content, which is in fact, free. Jarvis, you legend

Idk why most of the commentary youtubers are turning to minecraft but it is the best unexpected turn tbh and I love all of the playthrough of the others so I hope I enjoy yours too

I was worried Jarvis would actually make us stare at a black screen for half an hour, but luckily, he's a patricidal rebel. Our patricidal rebel ❤ I'm sooo excited for this series! Danny's and Kurtis' Minecraft streams are really what's holding me together these days and I've been rewatching their videos a lot, I'm so glad now I have even more videos to rewatch 🥰 I love it, Jarvis, keep it up, man

Why is everybody I follow doing a collab with this guy teaching them stuff 😂

Why is everyone so mean to Nick? He's doing a fine job

I think this is the most channels I’ve subscribed to for a single person

seeing you struggle is both infuriating and adorable. thank you, jarvis!

Technically now I can say I've been with you ever since you posted your first video

You're gonna be collecting youtube plaques like pokemon cards at this rate

Nick: *tells Jarvis not to turn the brightness up so that we can’t see* Also Nick: What did I do guys omg

Wow. Now I’m a pro-gold member. My life truly has a purpose now.

We gotta make an SMP with all the commentary RU-vidrs

I’m very happy to see Nick making the rounds with all of my favorite boys

watching jarvis learn how to play minecraft is the most precious thing in the world and i’m living for it ^^

I love the Rick and Morty vibe honestly. Nick and Jarvy. Every commentary youtuber is doing minecraft now... and I'm here for it, I love it, you crushed it. Excited for this pro content.

“Why am I such a weakling” -Jarvis 2021

I’m feeling that brown beanie on Nick

The little zoomed in window when you directly reference the chat is very good and gives context to what you’re saying. Nice!

THIS IS EXCITING HELLO FRIENDS! :))))

I caught that Parks and Recreation reference.. you’re not slick, Jarvis 😏

This is an historic day.

I don't even watch Minecraft videos but I subscribed for Jarvis. Now all we need is Theory Jarvis to compete with Matpat and all his channels lol

YES!!! I'm living for commentary ytubers starting gaming channels, we love to see it Jarvis 😌

now all jarvis needs is a sound board with borderline insane sounds

Jarvis Johnson's channels feel like the new version of the Play Station that releases each year

"Back in my day you just healed over time" when was that? :0 I haven't really played Minecraft in years, but back then I remember you'd just run around with non-stackable porkchops that would heal you instantly.

why am I so entertained by youtubers in their mid twenties play Minecraft

Getting in at the ground level. Ready to see the stonks on this channel rise. 👏😂

i like how jarvis' cam is on the left and nick's is on the right

i think jarvis has managed to be one of the smartest first time players in the commentary community yet one of the most confused

Haters gonna hate but Jarvis playing Minecraft any way he wants to I’ll be there for.

Lets go! Gaming channel! I'm sensing a Danny, Kurtis, and Jarvis collab...

Someone in chat said “Jarvis sweetheart…” when he was trying to build a pickaxe and that was my reaction for like 90% of the stream as someone who’s been playing minecraft for like 12 years lol

What a wholesome learning experience

Jarvis playing Minecraft is not something I knew I needed but I'm glad I do now

This is what teaching my dad Minecraft was like when I was little

I FELL IN THAT PIT AND YOU FELL IN THAT PIT WE ALL FELL IN THAT PIT

This is the best gaming channel that has ever existed

honestly, the worse people are at minecraft, the more entertaining it is, especially seeing them figure things out lmao

why care about the identity of dream when you’re literally living it…obvious gaming king ngl 😌

The stream-watchers really just woke up and chose violence 😭😭

Yes, finally, after all these years

Both my favorite commentators are playing my favorite game I'm screaming. All I need is a collab with Kurtis and Danny. SMP with all of them would just be 😫

Jarvis you need to add some runescape to this

Jarvis Johnson Strength: 5 Minute Crafts Weakness: Minecraft

It would be amazing if Jarvis joined Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis in Baddie SMP lmao

I love Jarvis's first reaction to creepers

Wow this guy Jarvis seems nice! Hope you make it big someday buddy :)

I find it so entertaining when RU-vidrs i like play Minecraft for the first time, bc i haven't experienced the pure wonder of my first Minecraft world since like 2012 and it makes me happy

Lol doesn’t Nick Edit for Kurtis and help him out with his Minecraft stuff?? I’m gonna blame all this Minecraft stuff on him 😌

Danny Curtis And Jarvis Playing minecraft I swear if Drew starts too *LIFE COMPLETED*

Was not expecting the kid to be Nick lmao

Jarvis bought this kid in the black market

Isn’t nick like twelve. That means a little older than a child

i’ll have to watch the stream next time i think it’ll be fun learning how to play minecraft with jarvis

Added to my list of Jarvis Johnson channels. Please don't get exploded.

seeing people talk about þeir b-days in Nicks chat was so wholesome

Nick is great lol, love this channel already

People watched the video before subscribing? What a fools way. I subscribed before reading the title

I didnt know nick when I first watched this video and thought he really was a little 12 year old

Can't believe you really let this child bully you into playing on moody brightness

kurtis and danny walked so the entirety of youtube could run

I love the confusion in Jarvis face when learning new thing's

Make way Dream, Jarvis is the certified best Minecrafter!

Jarvis is getting really *crafty* with these premiem channels. I regret nothing

i think that he has just uploaded his first video and become tyler “ninja” blevins

i thought “asap rocky” to myself at the exact same moment nick said it... great minds think alike

I'm glad I heard Jarvis say "Amoogus"

I love this new generation of Minecraft RU-vidrs.

jarvis is spelled backwards is pro gamerboy