I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT STITCH!!! Reacting to "Stitch vs Rocket Raccoon Death Battle" 

People honestly tend to forget how OP Stitch really is.

2:12 They don't mention it here, but Stitch's initial purpose was - and I quote - "To destroy everything he touches." Of Jumba's experiements, the 6 series (every experiment starting from number 600 onward.) comprises the culmination of Jumba's research to make generalist, battlefield ready, doomsday creatures, designed to wield a combination of intelligence and a generally broad array of abilities to sew chaos and destruction. Stitch in particular was programmed to seek out large cities and start small by backing up sewer systems, reversing street signs, and stealing miscellaneous yet useful objects before escalating to more directly impactful actions.

To be fair, I kind of counted on you not knowing things. Makes your reaction to the analysis more interesting. That Ice Cream Guy is actually a running Gag in the Lilo and Stitch franchise, he's constantly dropping his ice cream because of whatever shenanigans are going on, he's even made appearances in the anime, many years later in another country, and still can't seem to catch a break.

An aspect of this fight that I love is that the rocket surfboard he creates at the end was made from Rocket's own gun that he threw away, meaning that Stitch won because Rocket made a single mistake.

So Stitch isnt a dog or supposed to resemble one in the slightest. But the closet animal he does look like though is a Koala. Which is ironic because in the tv series Lilo just says Stitch and other creatures who look closer to him are just rare dogs and that she keeps exotic pets. So calling him a Koala fits far better anyway, then again Lilo is only 6.

"It can't hurt him", being invincible doesn't mean you can't feel pain

Lilo and Stitch is honestly one of the best Disney movies ever made, it’s definitely worth a watch. And if you’re worried about there being musical numbers (for some reason) there are none to be found in it

Stitch is not a dog. He morphed himself to have just 2 arms and legs. He can have 2 legs 4 arms and 2 antenna. He handicapped himself to blend in the new environment.

Rocket smarter? No. More experienced and has more street smarts? Hell yes but Stich has galactic level superintelligence.

2:17 - Stitch said something in alien language, that among aliens is socially inappropriate. That's the whole joke of this scene.

Stitch got hit by a truck, then he was picked up as roadkill, they realized he was still alive and brought him to a pound as a “dog” (and not a galactic amalgamation.) that got MESSED UP from a collision with an 18 wheeler. And the pound/shelter worker STILL thought Stitch was dead. So basically? Laze road work

While I love both characters, I fully agree with Stitch winning. He's essentially indestructible.

To answer some questions for Stich, Hamstervil was Jumba’s business partner and a mastermind behind glatatic criminal world. Financing Jumba’s experiments to control an army before arrested and selling Jumba out after he was almost finished making Stitch. The alien you said you didn’t like was more or less the leader and chairman of the ruling council of the galaxy wide federation. Stitch’s age is more or less from the anime which takes place years after the first movie and the series. Stitch is the strongest of Jumba’s experiments with the 600 series usually having doomsday capabilities. The only experiments that are as strong or could be stronger are Cyber/Experiment 0 that made the supernova bomb, 625 who otherwise is too lazy but has all of Stitch’s powers and speaks fluent English, 627 who Jumba made from several experiments capabilities to surpass him, Leory/629 who is a vicious clone of Stitch, and Dark End who was not made from Jumba but was based on Stitch’s template and same power cell.

this is quite legit. when I studied Stitch backstory I realized that he was Disney's version of DC comic's Doomsday.

Something they don't mention is that in a Chinese spin-off Stitch has a giant Kaiju form that may have been able to destroy an entire star system. Is technically an alternate timeline but i don't think it's too far off from the stuff shown here. Stitch isn't a dog, he just disguised himself as one so that Lilo would adopt him since he was being hunted and the people hunting him weren't allowed to interfere with Earth culture. He actually looks more like a koala than a dog and he has limited shape shifting that allows him to hide his extra arms, his attenae and the spikes on his back so he looks a little less alien and scary

The cartoon series for Lilo & Stitch was honestly super fun all the different experiments and their abilities. And while we don't see all of them, the ones we did see were so full of personality. I may or may not have done some extensive research into the subject XD I would not recommend watching the anime because things can get pretty off-putting. The only upside that I can say about the anime is that we see new experiments we did not see in the cartoon

7:14 Excuse you, Duck, that is the Grand Councilwoman. She's the one who ultimately approved on leaving Stitch in Lilo's and Nani's care.

Stitch would win most times. The boy is extremely intelligent, durable, and designed to be a killing machine. Granted he still might lose to magic like Superman does unless he can adapt quickly enough. His potential isn't completely known beyond being a durable little wrecking ball.

My younger brother and I watched the Stitch movies and the show as kids. My bro gave me PTSD with a certain phrase Stitch uses in the first movie. My family's home vacation movies show us as kids with him saying it, me getting "joke mad" and me chasing after him while he laughed maniacally.

For some reason, I assumed Duck would know about Stitch. Silly me.

Stitch isn't a dog, he's undercover as a dog due to the dog pound that found him thinking he's some rare yet ugly dog breed

I disagree with basically many death battle results, rockets weapons couldn’t even kill Stitch as his durability was hard for his weapons to actually kill but give him a minor damage

It’s worth noting that thanos was heavily weakened when rocket hit him with the gun, btw

The song is done in the style of Elvis, who's music is a fairly big part of the first movie and helped Lilo to tame Stitch. The lyrics seem to mostly be a reference to both combatants being genetic experiments.

There are actually a couple more than 626 experiments, but it's hard to say if some of them count since they weren't made by Jumba.

18:02 Yeah, Obito is from Naruto. He’s that one guy that DB mentioned Kakashi fought/got his Sharingan from in his episode against Obiwan.

“Wait, he’s not a raccoon?” He is a raccoon, he just won’t admit it.

14:57 Rocket made the mistake of dropping that gun~ Also he has 2 more arms, so he essentially did this with "2 arms tied behind his back"

nah stitch was definitely the clear cut choice. they kinda stretched things to make it closer. Stitch is pretty much unkillable just as is and even has deadpool like parody powers on top of that.

Stitch is bulletproof, fireproof, and can think faster then a supercomputer. He can see in the dark and move objects 3000 x his size. His only instinct is to destroy everything he touches!

Ok. I can forgive a lot about what you just don't know. But having to ask who was Lilo and which was Stitch is just unforgivable.

Hm, while I appreciate to finally see Stitch in a Death Battle, I am still a little disappointed that Stitch & Ai weren’t at least mentioned.

I didnt think it would be a close match till I learned more about rocket and then I still thought stitch would win but it was way closer then i intended

Lilo & Stitch is one of my top favorite Disney movies of all time. He is indeed my favorite little blue fuzzball of death. 2:39 The joke is that he got hit by a semi truck & was sent to a dog pound cause they didn't know what he was

Remember how insane Madara vs Aizen was well obito is madara’s apprentice

Yeah this is actually a pretty accurate battle. In the movies and tv series Stich is more than powerful enough to destroy anything he wants. He was originally built to essentially cause chaos and destruction. It was through Lilo that Stitch learned to not be so destructive which is why you rarely see him go all out on a fight unless it is necessary. In most of his fights it could be implied that he is actually restraining himself which would be the main reason he would even struggle in battles at all. (Think of it like Spider-man and how it is conical that he is far stronger then he let's on) The only times he actually struggles in fights is due to outside forces like the climate around him, or the certain ability of one of his cousins/other experiments. And while Stich is ALMOST invincible, he still feels pain. Hit him hard enough and you can cause him to pass out. And if someone can prolong a fight long enough, they can make Stitch tired enough to the point that he can't fight. (If Rocket kept it up with the guns and didn't go straight to explosives he could have won by wearing out Stitch.) That is how he is usually beaten actually. The only other times he is usually captured is when someone like Lilo is in danger and he surrenders. Or a surprise attack. And don't blame you not knowing the Anime. Little history on that. Stitch is apparently one of those Disney characters that became SUPER popular in Japan, like very popular. There was a time he was everywhere apparently. To the point that the Disney branch in Japan basically was convinced to make a Stich Anime. It takes place after the original series and final movie. The main reason barely anyone knows about it is because it was only released in Japan and I think Australia, which is the only reason it even has an official English dub. It was never released the US due to licensing issues, so it probably won't ever come to Disney Plus in America. Thankfully most of the episodes can usually be found on RU-vid. At least Season 1 and 2. There's at least a third but for some reason that is the one that is hardest to find episodes for. I recommend watching a couple episodes. After watching the movies of course. And a little fun fact here. Lilo and Stitch canonically takes place in the same as universe as Kim Possible, American Dragon Jake Long, Recess, and the original Proud Family. All other Disney tv cartoons that were running around the same time. They each had a crossover with Lilo and Stitch. Also the Ice-cream guy is a running joke in Lilo and Stitch. He's always trying to eat his ice cream but something always knocks it over. (I was not expecting this to be so long. If you didn't notice I am a huge Disney fan and Lilo and Stitch is my favorite franchise😅😅) Loved the reaction.

I really agree with stitch winning, given the fact he survived an exploding black hole, as boomstick says like ya do.

"I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT STITCH!!!" Oh wow, What shock. Top 10 Plot Twists.

Little fun fact theirs actually 627 experiments in total. Yes there’s an experiment that was suppose to be stronger then stitch, not counting Leroy

I'm convinced your childhood consisted of sitting in a corner and staring at a wall. Occasionally taking a break to play Kirby.

so...i guess you could say that Rocket's death made me laugh so hard i had to get stitches! :D also, the fight next time is gonna be interesting. :)

“Stitch you killed that ma- oh ice cream.” Killed me lmao

The name “lilo” means (somewhere along the line of) broken, and stitch, well “stitches”. So someone who is broken and the stitches that repairs them

reminder that better help was exposed as a scam years ago

It's almost a feat knowing so few things about Disney and this movie so, cheers !

0:01 Insert flash back to the recent russian badger fortnite video (the part where he didn't know which ones tom and jerry).

7:16 "what is that, I don't like it" That my friend is alien polition

The song is Jailhouse Rocket. In reference to Elvis.

Kyle the next time is my most wanted death battle ever and me and my discord group who saw vader vs obito as the next time all of us were shouting yes I did it at the top of my lungs and cried man i'm so happy and hell this is the first time I've ever been excited for a death battle

Stitch said either: "I want to destroy!" or something so obscene by galactic standards that it makes everyone who hears it sick

i still wanna know why rocket didn't just dodge or teleport away before getting stabbed

Stitch isn't a dog, he disguised himself as one lol. He has the ability to "suck in" his arms and change his appearance slightly. Also, really good movie. Definitely recommend watching.

6:53 Nah. Well, maybe you can call that thing a synthet.

"... had to ask which one was Lilo and which one was Stitch and somehow I wasn't executed on the spot" Wow... they must have been feeling VERY generous... 😯

Will you consider watching other vs shows other than death battle? Off of my head i can recommend Galaxy grudge match, Multiverse match, Crypto X-ing, and one minute melee

First second this was announced I immediatly questioned how Rocket stood any chance

To sum it up: Obito is the Darth Vader of Naruto. They're both heroes who turned evil, due to the machinations of a cruel manipulator; with the love of a woman being the main catalyst for their fall. And they both lost most of their bodies in gruesome ways, and had to be rebuilt with artificial replacements.

3:10 "So he is like a badger"...preaty much yeah 🤔

“There’s 625 others?” Actually 626. Jumba created one more after Stitch(that we know of). The terrifying experiment 627 aka😫(inhaling)😱LEROY!!!

This man TRULY lives under a rock

It ain't speed that kills ya... it's those sudden stops ya gotta worry about lol. You HAVE to watch this movie, it's one of the best animated movies imo, it has so much heart and is such a wonderful story. :)

That intro hurt my soul

When are you reacting to the new HFIL and League of Memes finale?

The Thanos buster shouldn't hurt stitch in the slightest.

5:43 629, actually. There's an Experiment 000, as well as at least three other numbered experiments made after Stitch. 6:15 Imma be honest with you, I didn't either until recently. And I was a _massive_ Stitch fan as a kid.

Yup your right Obito is from Naruto and he was working with Madara for a very long time and almost as strong as him I think.

Lilo and Stich was the only movie that made me cry when I was younger

You've never seen a Animated Disney movie before?

Stitch isn't a dog.

When I first saw the thumbnail I was like they can't be serious Stitch vs. Rocket Raccoon it's going to be a Slaughter

To confirm, yes. Obito is from Naruto

They say guys stronger but main ecample was thanos who got scafed by a black hole ehile dtitch sirvived teo blackholes and eas unscafed showing higher endurance also stitch is states be indestructible not bullet proof his density os because he is indestructible on a meleculer Pevel its a unbreakable obkect nothing can break his molecules apart

One-sided fight

linguistic trivia: the swedish name for racoons, tvättbjörnar, means wash-bears

Glad you’re doing death battle and nostalgia critic, means you’re learning the culture of the Hue-Man. It’s the Fnaf puppet’s alien cousin

0:18 Rocket: ONES BLUE......

This animation of the battle though 😂

How did you not know rocket is a raccoon it looks like a raccoon basically i need to see the 3rd movie though

To clarify stitches not a dog if he was one he be a chihuahua but he is not a dog I just assumed he was the one

You should play the guardians of the galaxy square enix game

Both are really powerful but speed is everything

For some reason, I only now found out that death battle is owned by Rooster Teeth lmao

You knew nothing about the cute and but mighty stitch!?

Here's a better idea. How about Cell Vs Stitch?

Stitch is an alien, the dog thing is a joke

Sorry I'm late my 4th of July was crazy and someone nearly burn the city. Everyone is ok and safe. Guardians of the Galaxy 3 sort of change Rocket's back story from the comic Duck Record 87 W 53 L (C 3 In A Roll) Highest Streak: 7 Me: 47 W 37 L

0:00 - THE HELL ?!? Lilo is played by the Ring-Girl

**really** glad they actually did this one. one of my better ideas _for sure...._

I never knew that Lilo & Stitch had an Anime series

8:05 Well, it`s just a legend, a lie for humans. Even though, I don`t know, how stupid those people, who were tricked and believed, that he`s a dog, but whatever.

So duck, do you think you and rocket can become best friends for the love of weapons

i think you missed raiden vs wolverine death battle

How the hell do you not know anything about LILO and Stitch?! Have you been living under a rock since 2002?

How long have you been living under a rock?

"So it's Disney vs. Marvel." Me: Sooo......you mean Disney vs. Disney??? (Edit) The battle commentary......you REALLY didn't pay attention to Stitch's Summary, did you??

You realize Deadpool is going to face stitch eventually due to both of them being fourth wall breakers

7:17 I know right? Representatives of the law, ew.

Yeah stitch is insane Tenth Naruto episode now. Hopefully we get a bleach episode this season also

New Helluva Boss Saturday

Obito needs to say NOOOOOOOOOO