I Let Jesus Take The Wheel,And He Crashed The Car (rare 1970's country vinyl) 

Jesus turned water into wine. He drank way too much water to drive.

Anybody else notice that on the cover, Jesus is driving the opposite direction of the rest of the traffic?

This is proper use of AI

I didn't know they had Uber in the 70s.

Jesus ain't even got a license! There goes your insurance bro.

He just gets angrier and angrier

Stop taking the wheel, Jesus. I'm trying to drive

Still better than 99% of country made today

"Dude, you're gonna kill me. I'm not like you, i won't come back to life" funniest shit i've heard in the song 🤣🤣

Catholics pray to St. Christopher when driving. He carried Jesus home drunk once.

Jesus doesn't fear death or prisons. The man can get himself out of both in 3 days tops.

Well yeah, dude was born in like 30 BC, he doesn't know how to drive

I'd never let Jesus take the wheel. We'd probably get pulled over by Romans or something.

Just looked closer at the picture and saw tail lights … realizing that Jesus is driving on the wrong side. JFC

His blood is wine...

He tried to drive the car aCROSS the water.

Thats what you get for drinking yourself into a walking blackout, meeting some dude named Jesús at a bar, and fhen letting Jesús drive your car.

I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes straight. The cover alone...

Jesus is all about love each other and stuff, but he's a shitty designated driver.

Yea, letting a Jewish man from year zero to drive is probably not a good idea.

I so want to sneak this onto my local country station.

We are playing this song at church this Sunday with the praise team haha

“I Pray to God, His Son, wouldn’t crash” goes hard as fuck in the paint.

"Youre lucky I dont fight your ass and ask you how my fist tastes!" Dude... you probably dont wanna pick a fight with a guy that chased crooked merchants out of a holy temple with a fucking makeshift whip!

Last time I let Jesus take the wheel he drove from my house in Upstate New York to somewhere in the middle of the Australian Outback in a rented Subaru Outback. He killed a kangaroo and grilled it with some plants he found growing around. As we ate, he told me stories about angry servants and keepers of the flame. Then the acid wore off. I was in the parking lot of some shitty Australia-themed restaurant with a bunch of partially eaten burgers and a couple of those fried onion monstrosities scattered around on the seats and floor of the car. Apparently this song had been on repeat, and I had been "singing" along, for at least twelve hours after getting the food. Point is, make sure you know the source, kids. A friend's father's former bandmate's basement utility sink is apparently a good one. 👍 I miss the 90s.

When Jesus tells you to flee the scene, you flee the damn scene. And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the evidence, you get rid of the damn evidence. And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the witnesses, you damn well better get rid of the witnesses. Because Jesus loves you.

JESUS DROVE FOR UBER IN THE 70S

Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!

I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states

in a unusual twist of events, the local church would probably be willing to provide bail money

We say "Let Jesus take the wheel" but we always forget he was born thousands of years ago, he doesn't know how to drive.

Mad Messiah- Road Rager of the Resurrection

I knew a severely manic depressive religious man, Claims he lets jesus take the wheel, this song describes pretty much his life decisions

Ha, ha, jokes on him. He was so drunk he didn't realize it was Satan trolling him.😈

Jesus had a little to much wine in his body

This was Pastor Fenstermacher's favorite song from Vacation Bible School back in the 70s- so many valuable life lessons and religious implications we discussed and examined as youngsters. I'll never forget those days

Don't trust him with a car. Not to mention the nails probably make the pedals stick. He drove mules.

Lmfao! Funniest rebuttal to "Jesus take the wheel" ever!!! 😂😂😂

My Jesus likes to party

Jesus was the only uber driver in the 1970's if he crashed... where was he gonna go? Detroit?..

I can't believe nobody has made this joke it's so obvious and hilarious.

I have no idea why this showed up to me, but I am glad it did.

You should have asked Anubis to drive instead. He's a good driver, but he likes to stick his head out the window while he drives.

the look on their faces is as good as the song! 🤣💀

you better let me get into heaven for this shit

"Jesus fuckin Christ you're gonna kill me I'm not like you i won't come back to life" 😅🤣👌🏼

AI is good for something.

All i see is Luke Skywalker in cowboy clothes looking like he's praying to the force that Jesus doesnt crash 😂

Jesus should stick to carpentry instead of driving. And lay off the hooch too, I know he turned water to wine but yikes. 🍷+ 🚗 = 🚓 👮🏾‍♂️ 🚨

Jesus: "Where's the foot-holes?"

"im not like you i won't come back" 😂😂😂

AI revolutionizing country music was not on my bingo card for 2024, but it's welcome?

Friends don’t let imaginary friends drive drunk.

Jesus in a Smokey and the Bandit movie.

Remember everyone : God is beer ; people is good… & Jesus is craaazzzyyyy

Yeah, letting folks from the Iron Age drive without all the drivers' ed any of us would need to become competent is a bad idea...

The title alone cracked me up

Anyone ever noticed all the crosses lining the roadsides around the country? I've never seen a Star of David or Crescent Moon. I'm thinking they're better drivers.

Jesus is telling me to flee the scene but i don't run fast

This song has turned me into a believer. Hallelujah!

Jesus had such a bad record for these things. I remember the time he got so hammered he woke up three days later in a cave.

I love how the other cars facing backwards

Luke Skywalker and Jesus😂

Based on their eyeballs, Jesus & his partner riding shotgun are both tweaking HARD!

I love how he basically states that they've done this more than once.

You AI guys are insane! Jizzing out one crazy banger after another, this is going to turn the music industry completely upside down!

I want this video’s image as my poster. That’d be so dope.

Jesus could not even drive three nails into a wooden cross. How is he supposed to drive my man's whip home from the bar?

Made it about halfway through before my blasphemy limit was reached.

The title art is GOLD.

I didn't know they had Uber in the 70s. The smart phones back them must have been enormous.

I'm a norse pagan and I'm laughing my ass off.

Jesus loves good humor and I will bet you a nickel that he laughed his ass off the first time he heard this one.

The inspiration for Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood

"The son of god all knowing. Drove off the road, and smashed the car!" 😂😂🤣🤣

One of the best examples of AI art I've seen. Bravo.

This has AI written all over it.

Last time I laughed this hard at a song, Weird Al was still releasing albums. I fully welcome our machine overlords, at least they have a sense of humor.

The guys a DK but they arrested him for exactly what they did. You may not agree with how he was

god that art just tells a fucking story, like this is the climax of the Movie where Ted and Jesus go on a wild Blues Brothers Chase

0:27!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I NEEDED this laugh today!!!!!

This is Hank Williams jr slightly modified

I would so hang out in this honky tonk

BTW, if you look close at the picture, you can see Jesus is driving in wrong lane.

Their faces really sell this song lmao

Amazing song! Great job. 😂

But all i saw him drink all night was water 🤔

It's even funnier when you realize in the picture the other cars are facing in the opposite direction.

I had plenty of nights when Jesus took the wheel 😂

I mean, just remember, the message of the Bible is not a message of _sobriety._ JC turns water into wine and it's hailed as a great _miracle._

While I’m very religious, very church going, to the point of twice a week, I’ll give it to you, this song is great. Found this song absolutely gut bursting.

Don't worry Lord I've got a 4x4 we can just go off road we're good Amen 🙏😁

Soooooo close to awesome.

I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you. And I love that picture.

That's what happens when you let someone from the bronze age drive.

I asked the DJ at church to play this

The cover art reminds me of a single from a soundtrack of a crazy 70s movie

Someone tag Carrier Underwood with this.

Jesus was born thousands of years before the even the most primitive of automobile. Keep that in mind for next time you ask him to take the wheel.

It is rare, because nobody in the 1970s heard of it then, either.