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I Lived Like a Billionaire for a Week 

Kurtis Conner
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I followed "The Billion Dollar Morning Routine" for a week to see if it would turn me into a billionaire...you won't believe what happens.
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@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад
"You know 50 Shades of Gray was named after that guy's teeth" Damn Kurtis, you did that man dirty. Dirty like his teeth.
@beefymegasupreme
@beefymegasupreme 2 года назад
dirty like the movie....
@zoie_5932
@zoie_5932 2 года назад
why are the replies full of bots except that one person
@sholem_bond
@sholem_bond 2 года назад
Tbh his teeth could be yellow due to medication or something. I took a lot of antibiotics as a baby/little kid because I got a ton of infections, and it stained my permanent teeth yellow before I'd even lost my baby teeth. Admittedly, if I was a billionaire I'd probably get mine whitened, but still. Tooth color is dependent on a lot of factors.
@devsnuts
@devsnuts 2 года назад
@@sholem_bond hey a similar thing happened to me! thank you for mentioning it, i get its just a joke but it is kinda annoying to me because i literally brush my teeth 3 times a day and they're still yellow
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 2 года назад
Man, you're everywhere.
@kanejgf
@kanejgf 2 года назад
kurtis and jenna’s interior design is so so stylish
@maddydecoster3351
@maddydecoster3351 2 года назад
She is so good!! She posts some interior design on her tik tok
@kanejgf
@kanejgf 2 года назад
@@maddydecoster3351 yes i love her tiktok!! she liked one of my comments once and its my greatest achievement
@emilykilmartin8306
@emilykilmartin8306 2 года назад
@@kanejgf what’s her tiktok?
@abandonedmuse
@abandonedmuse 2 года назад
I was thinking this.
@heyhey8684
@heyhey8684 2 года назад
@@kanejgf that’s your greatest achievement?
@RichardServello
@RichardServello Год назад
They forgot the two biggest secrets to being a billionaire. 1) inherit it 2) wage theft and other white collar crimes
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 Год назад
Don’t forget 3) Get lucky from a blind shot in the dark
@yungstilla5685
@yungstilla5685 Год назад
4) Child Slavery
@s.b.6836
@s.b.6836 Год назад
5) Cheap labor and terrible working conditions.
@cornyasshell2536
@cornyasshell2536 Год назад
6: crime.
@salsasalsa943
@salsasalsa943 Год назад
sometimes both
@ladybyleth
@ladybyleth 2 года назад
I know it's so easy to clown on but "I'm a human being, not a human doing" is literally advice my therapist has given me. The way I use it is to remind myself that I deserve empathy and love even if I don't "do anything" and I just am. It's been a good reminder for me personally, as someone with depression. But I feel like it comes out a lot more pretentious when it's sold by these faux intellectual billionaires
@froggy5748
@froggy5748 Год назад
I misread your comment and thought you said that it reminded you that you don’t deserve empathy and I was so concerned for you
@periwinklephoenix
@periwinklephoenix Год назад
i think he was making fun of it because it is extremely ironic for a billionaire to say that. theyre not human doings, but the people who work for them are.
@ladybyleth
@ladybyleth Год назад
@@periwinklephoenix no for sure, I fully agree with you there. I just wanted to make sure folks know it's not inherently bad advice. Just pretentious coming from rich jerks lol
@spimuru5040
@spimuru5040 Год назад
based scatman reference
@GoodKidmAAdLizard
@GoodKidmAAdLizard Год назад
my the rapist has given thou?
@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans
@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans 2 года назад
I’m just dying at the fact that while Kurtis is bullying these billionaires, the only part of his shirt you can see is: “Please Be Nice”
@Ana-vv5xo
@Ana-vv5xo 2 года назад
Lol I just noticed that 😂
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 2 года назад
only be nice to people who actually deserve it. definitely not billionaires.
@ayandambatiwe3669
@ayandambatiwe3669 2 года назад
that's so hilarious dude 😂
@emmybrumbaugh9423
@emmybrumbaugh9423 2 года назад
please be N I C E
@greg98
@greg98 2 года назад
paradox of tolerance. cant be kind to billionaires without being an asshole to the working class.
@gentlestardrop5636
@gentlestardrop5636 2 года назад
The way he looks absolutely HEARTBROKEN when he drinks the brain smoothie for the first time.
@crappy-doodle3894
@crappy-doodle3894 2 года назад
He should’ve added a little more water and maybe a table spoon of some honey
@marissamate
@marissamate 2 года назад
Fr 😂🤣😂🤣
@johnnycadesslut6844
@johnnycadesslut6844 2 года назад
Coming from Danny’s vid, I genuinely thought it was an actual brain smoothie
@lupeestrada9021
@lupeestrada9021 2 года назад
A
@grake8921
@grake8921 8 месяцев назад
As a billionare, we do not do this. Every morning I wake up and laugh at ads about people in poverty, post on Twitter every hour about each charity I donate a dollar to (but say I donated a million) and use my underpaid house servants as punching bags to exercise and get better at punching homeless people who beg for jobs.
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 5 месяцев назад
Bro me too 😂 it must suck being poor 🤪😂
@sonicdml4175
@sonicdml4175 4 месяца назад
​@@Random-sk6hm Ikr, no idea why they don't just work harder, and do alpha breathing
@meptune0335
@meptune0335 Месяц назад
as a homeless person, i’ve already infiltrated your business and home. Watch yourself.
@grake8921
@grake8921 Месяц назад
@@meptune0335 I am shaking in my rich-people boots. I’m going to have to fire all to my hardworking employees and leave them all jobless just to make sure you’re gone
@ladymanga6575
@ladymanga6575 Год назад
Pro tip: Don't *start* with a cold shower. Start with a regular shower, then at the end you slowly turn the temp down until you get to cold. Much easier to handle that way 😊
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 9 месяцев назад
Maybe you can start of with a hot shower and end it with a hot shower
@eleanorboggs3308
@eleanorboggs3308 9 месяцев назад
@@placeholderdoe wouldn't recommend that - hot showers are very easy to get used to and turning the temp down will make it feel wayyy colder. a regular shower should be where it hits ur skin and feels slightly warm, but is coldish by ur feet.
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 9 месяцев назад
@@eleanorboggs3308 I was making a joke to just have a hot shower
@Rose-kj7rz
@Rose-kj7rz 8 месяцев назад
That's what I do. I start hot, and by the end of the shower, it's as cold as I can stand it. I got to the point where I can't stand having the water really hot when I start anymore, and have to have it lukewarm almost immediately.
@JinxMarie1985
@JinxMarie1985 7 месяцев назад
Thanks, I really needed to have a guide on how to shower today.
@pisshat
@pisshat 2 года назад
finally someone has the balls to call out billionaires for being big baby losers
@mossybricks9831
@mossybricks9831 2 года назад
@Quark I’m an atheist but no-
@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat
@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat 2 года назад
@Quarklmfaoooo what
@Cherryblossoms110
@Cherryblossoms110 2 года назад
what balls? literally everybody and their mothers call billionaires out for being big baby losers 24/7. tabloids stalk and wring the fuck out of these people to make a living. This isn't anything revolutionary... in fact, it's expected and extremely normal for people to shoot down people doing better than them in certain aspects lmao
@leavadu6914
@leavadu6914 2 года назад
u good?
@FIREcrochethairstyles
@FIREcrochethairstyles 2 года назад
How are they babies?
@sallynewman7320
@sallynewman7320 2 года назад
Kurtis’s house is much more stylish than I imagined. I guess I forgot that he lives with another human being and is an adult man with money. I just assumed he lived in a mostly empty flat with a gamer chair and a mattress on the floor.
@megamuffin1012
@megamuffin1012 2 года назад
his gf is so cool like i love her style so much
@artdeco777
@artdeco777 2 года назад
@@megamuffin1012 and she’s so PRETTY
@H3XGorlieWonders
@H3XGorlieWonders 2 года назад
🤣🤣 you know sometimes i think the same
@popcrimezzz
@popcrimezzz 2 года назад
@@pokaay3163 jennaallard, its amazing tho
@finnatical9651
@finnatical9651 2 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAA
@RINGOTHEMAN
@RINGOTHEMAN Год назад
the most baffling thing about this routine is that yeah they're all nice sentiment, but also no one with a 9-5 job who's actively in the working class has the time to do any of it. as Kurtis said, this just proves billionaires have time to goof off in the morning. also, it was kinda funny to see Kurtis expose his caffeine addiction to us with the tea thing, lol.
@Abyzz_Knight
@Abyzz_Knight Год назад
@@mbs8454 "wake up earlier and stop wasting time watching Kurt's Conner videos. This routine takes an hour or two at most. so 1-2 hours less sleep then normal everyday? That's not healthy. "You waste more time doing nothing on your phone or watching tv" At least with those I'm not pretending to be productive. Most of the routine just doesn't seem productive, like I could cut it down to- 0.Wake up (make bed if you feel the need) 1. Take a shower 2. Make a to-do list 3. (Optional) move body and/or meditate 4. (Optional) drink smoothie 5. Go about your day So much time an effort saved. Dude just added a bunch of bullsh*t to make his morning routine seem actually busy, like he literally put drink water, drink tea, and drink smoothie as three separate steps in the routine. Edit: also notice how there isn't a single f*cking business tip in there, no actual advice on how to make money. Billionaires really just bullsh*t people into thinking doing some stupid routine will somehow make them rich.
@salosalon489
@salosalon489 Год назад
@@mbs8454 stop wasting your time responding to comments, it takes 8 hours to work and 7 hours to lick the boots of the upper class, and you need to go work again
@bellathesuperpoms
@bellathesuperpoms 9 месяцев назад
Whats a 9-5 u mean 9 am to 5pm? My school has 8am to 6pm
@sarahisabella7281
@sarahisabella7281 8 месяцев назад
@@bellathesuperpomsa job
@skyesthelimit6251
@skyesthelimit6251 8 месяцев назад
I wake up an hour earlier so I can goof around while I get ready just to transition to my day. Just because I can get ready in 15 minutes doesn’t mean I want to. Do I get less sleep… yes but am I somehow more awake… maybe
@b4thewar540
@b4thewar540 Год назад
I love that the morning routine also has you guzzling down 3 different drinks with no solid food to be had, because billionaires get enough nutrients from all that alpha breathing
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 9 месяцев назад
Their work is so easy they need basically no calories
@megamozaik
@megamozaik 2 года назад
Kurtis doesn't have to tell jokes anymore. He could just alpha breathe at the camera for 10 minutes and I'd piss myself laughing thanks
@caitlynguthrie5641
@caitlynguthrie5641 2 года назад
I was so uncomfortable 🤣💀
@kackie
@kackie 2 года назад
It was the garbage smoothie for me
@danzinno
@danzinno 2 года назад
no the laugh I let out while trying to do it w him while also watching was INHUMAN omfg
@caitlynguthrie5641
@caitlynguthrie5641 2 года назад
@@danzinno how am I picturing this 🤣🤣🤣
@rue8778
@rue8778 2 года назад
i need to see this lmao
@milkteamachine
@milkteamachine 2 года назад
This morning routine is close to impossible for anyone who’s actually working hard and doesn’t have four hours to mediate, journal, read, and consume a variety of drinks
@KazukiP
@KazukiP 2 года назад
Right?? Like sorry, I have actual stuff to do, like clean my house, go to my JOB and take my kids to school. I don’t have a maids and workers to do it all for me…
@mattg082
@mattg082 2 года назад
Test moving for 2 minutes in the morning, and drinking a glass of water. Yeah that’s just called getting ready for work. Meditation and Journaling are good. But just do it after work! Only people writing down dreams are usually artists, to use it for concepts.
@MintyFreshCupcakes
@MintyFreshCupcakes 2 года назад
Right? I probably have about 20 minutes in the morning (because I value sleep above all else) and basically all I have time for is to pee and feed my cats. I make my breakfast at work and even take my vitamins there too 😂
@fernvalemusic269
@fernvalemusic269 2 года назад
@@mattg082 I'm an artist and I literally take medication so I don't remember my dreams lol
@dinahsosa647
@dinahsosa647 2 года назад
Yeah definitely. One of my teachers was like this and I literally didn’t know how he had time to work out, meditate, journal, and bike to school BEFORE working. And then was on the school board. And then was the best teacher I ever had. And then spent time with his kids and wife.
@Ifmdvjgoo
@Ifmdvjgoo Год назад
The billionaire's routine is exactly what I did during summer vacation when I was a clinically depressed teen and absolutely not a billionaire
@marymurphy1877
@marymurphy1877 Год назад
so the three top to-do list thing IS actually super helpful- especially for someone with depression. it makes you prioritize better what absolutely needs to be done and helps you from freezing by seeing a huge list of things to do. whenever I do a top 3 list I always end up getting more things done and feeling more accomplished.
@Yantao4Ever
@Yantao4Ever Год назад
ESPECIALLY for people like me okay
@RedHairedRiot
@RedHairedRiot 2 года назад
Hearing kurtis call billionaires “losers” fed something deep in me that I didn’t know I needed
@neroquin
@neroquin 2 года назад
NIFA - Even when you pretend these aren't bots their comments make no fucking sense💀
@MahouKat
@MahouKat 2 года назад
@@neroquin It's like they completed a comment with the autocorrect suggestions, then put it through 7 layers of Google translate.
@poffydaisy5134
@poffydaisy5134 2 года назад
@@MahouKat I had 9 diffrent strokes while tryna read their comment
@ItsDreHere
@ItsDreHere 2 года назад
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@KF-tq2df
@KF-tq2df 2 года назад
YESSS TO THIS
@mars_is_cooler
@mars_is_cooler 2 года назад
Kurtis pretending to be a billionaire is especially hard, seeing as he is a trillionaire so please be extra nice to him 😔
@user-ic7dz4mv1y
@user-ic7dz4mv1y 2 года назад
Wtf are these replies lmao
@Beth_Amphetamine
@Beth_Amphetamine 2 года назад
@@user-ic7dz4mv1y bots
@GrandCircumlocution
@GrandCircumlocution 2 года назад
These reply’s are nasty
@ItsJC-gu3jz
@ItsJC-gu3jz 2 года назад
@@GrandCircumlocution fr 🙄
@krose1551
@krose1551 2 года назад
but honestly not that far off because... he's a millionaire? soo...
@SimplyConeh
@SimplyConeh Год назад
I just wish I could live like a billionaire for 30 minutes, so I could be economically stable for the rest of my life.
@emmakirkwood2946
@emmakirkwood2946 7 месяцев назад
me in 2023 watching this knowing that 5 billionaires infact did get stuffed into a locker and rode down a mountain, it was just underwater
@daisydukes163
@daisydukes163 15 дней назад
Damn, the submarine thing was 6 months ago?
@jillianmcqueen5954
@jillianmcqueen5954 2 года назад
Kurtis wearing a shirt that says be nice while body shaming billionaires Is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@amily852
@amily852 2 года назад
shaming billionaires is a kindness to yourself and the world
@uncannyvalley2113
@uncannyvalley2113 2 года назад
well, it's please be nice to ME
@statomic
@statomic 2 года назад
@@uncannyvalley2113 UNLESS im a billionaire!
@jillianmcqueen5954
@jillianmcqueen5954 2 года назад
@@uncannyvalley2113 yes ik but in that part of the vid it just looks like “just be nice”
@eternaldayoff
@eternaldayoff 2 года назад
it’s not body shaming if it's a billionaire
@PandaMania1234
@PandaMania1234 2 года назад
as someone who works at a smoothie shop, i can say without a doubt that people order that exact smoothie and worse everyday
@emmaball2905
@emmaball2905 2 года назад
I'm very disturbed by that, you think their just aliens in a skin suit?
@balls4582
@balls4582 2 года назад
@@manda4279 Monica why did you leave me
@inthemindofny1100
@inthemindofny1100 2 года назад
Was that the end of your sentence?
@ceaselesswatcher3707
@ceaselesswatcher3707 2 года назад
@@inthemindofny1100 i mean we do live in a society
@inthemindofny1100
@inthemindofny1100 2 года назад
@@ceaselesswatcher3707 I mean yeah lmao I’m just trynna figure out if that was all 🤣
@MoondustManwise
@MoondustManwise Год назад
I want what billionaires have, and by what they have, I mean have enough money to live a life that gives me enough time to do the sort of shit I was taught how to do by my therapist. Mental health suddenly feels like a rich person's privilege
@amitypuff
@amitypuff Год назад
"Mental health suddenly feels like a rich person's privilege" feel like we've all kinda known this but seeing it actually typed out made something click in my head.
@stygianmoon1716
@stygianmoon1716 Год назад
i mean, it's always been that way. when you've got nothing in your life to worry about, you focus on yourself
@khaledm.1476
@khaledm.1476 Год назад
14:22 Mediation is a skill that you practice, I used to get bored in the 3 min mark then after a while I was able to meditate for 10 minutes. Then I got lazy and stopped meditating and now I reach 6-7 minutes. Honestly meditating is really helpful, you don't have to do like 20-30mins even 5mins to calm down your nerves, reset your focus and allow you to re-prioritize your goals is very useful. Especially for a person with ADHD
@llamotteling4109
@llamotteling4109 Год назад
in group therapy for adhd we were supposed to learn mindfulness/meditation skills and I literally couldn't do it for longer than 30 seconds. I always hear that meditation is good for people with adhd but it's so hard for me that I really can't get myself to do it long enough to actually improve.
@brockastill3622
@brockastill3622 Год назад
Bro wtf
@Player-kc4bl
@Player-kc4bl Год назад
@@llamotteling4109 consider alternate forms of meditation like walking or green time, cuz it's not about not having thoughts, it's like learning to let the impulsive thoughts go? It helps but not if you're trying to force yourself into a specific way of doing it. You can even meditate while doing something repetitive that doesn't require active focus like knitting
@llamotteling4109
@llamotteling4109 Год назад
@@Player-kc4bl I do a lot of walking, listening to a podcast and "zoning out" to it, which is the closest I have come to meditating so far. I just thought it was kind of funny that even in adhd group therapy I couldn't focus enough 😅 but thanks for the tips!
@nosferattusx2
@nosferattusx2 10 месяцев назад
Strange. When I first tried meditation, I could do 30 minutes, then 40, after a while - only 20, and now I can't even start. I don't even have ADHD. Just need to practice mindfulness for borderline & introspect for... gender? Idk. I liked meditation at first, but now I can't even think about it.
@goultube
@goultube 2 года назад
love that kurtis was so immediately ruined by this routine that he tried to put an edge piece in the center of the jigsaw puzzle on day one
@JusJokin
@JusJokin 2 года назад
Shit hahahaha now that really speaks volumes
@onestevewaffles
@onestevewaffles 10 месяцев назад
ExCUSE me? What is wrong with that? I am a totally mentally stable person, (family, strangers, friends say not but whatever) and I always put an edge piece on the centre of the jigsaw puzzle. You got a PROBLEM with it?! 😡😡😤😤🤬😖😠👿😡😡😤😡🗯️🗯️👿😤😾😾😾😡😖😤😡😡👿😡👿😤😖😖😖🤬🤬🤬🤬 /j
@tobyandahalf
@tobyandahalf 8 месяцев назад
@@onestevewafflesnot funny didn't laugh
@onestevewaffles
@onestevewaffles 8 месяцев назад
@@tobyandahalf good for you, i dont care
@lasagnalover_69
@lasagnalover_69 6 месяцев назад
@@tobyandahalf hello i am thegreatmutineerwaffle’s mother. after reading this reply, they immediately went into a roaring rage and started spinning around the house, arms extended, breaking my precious thrifted vases and our great grandmother’s urn. they then galloped out of the house, making a thegreatmutineerwaffle-shaped hole in the wall on the way, and started rolling down the street, knocking over everything and everyone in their path. once they calmed down from their rage, they burst into tears, flooding our entire house and forcing us all to snorkel from room to room. they wet the bed last night from their frequent night terrors, seeing this comment materialize before their poor eyes. i hope you’re proud of yourself.
@grandpaix3992
@grandpaix3992 2 года назад
i'm standing up for jeff bezos! if you're gonna shame his weird tiny eye, you also have to shame his weirdly turtley face. you can't pick and choose what you shame on a person, kurtis, that's insensitive. you gotta shame the whole package.
@brianacarey8617
@brianacarey8617 2 года назад
Can’t forget his evil laugh
@user-vo1xo1cj6k
@user-vo1xo1cj6k 2 года назад
Dude looks like a chub
@h3ll0k1ttygirlie
@h3ll0k1ttygirlie 2 года назад
don’t forget hes bald too
@godmodeextreme
@godmodeextreme 2 года назад
@@h3ll0k1ttygirlie he's built like a villain.
@Maddy-ni3cy
@Maddy-ni3cy 2 года назад
The whole...Amazon package.
@gupdoo3
@gupdoo3 Год назад
Love how the alpha breathing dude explained the very simple concept of "in through your nose out through your mouth" in the most American Psycho way possible
@throneofterra109
@throneofterra109 Год назад
Kurtis' "joke routine" sounds like what I imagine billionaires legitimately do every morning after they post their "billionaire routine" tik tok
@DanaiHamit
@DanaiHamit 9 месяцев назад
Nice pfp 👍
@civilizedmonkey1795
@civilizedmonkey1795 2 года назад
Some of the stuff in the routine are actually good for your mental health, like meditation and journaling. The issue is the lie that this is what makes billionaires rich. Kurtis put it eloquently: this isn't a routine for people who want to become billionaires, this is a routine for people who are already billionaires.
@THICCTHICCTHICC
@THICCTHICCTHICC 2 года назад
This is a routine for people who have way too much spare time. That's all.
@xavierbrown4051
@xavierbrown4051 2 года назад
I personally don't like how journalling and meditation are peddled for mental health when they aren't cure alls and don't work for everyone.
@HiThereLove16
@HiThereLove16 2 года назад
@@THICCTHICCTHICC the irony of hating on billionaires while upholding the capitalist rhetoric that allows them to exist in the first place lmao
@user-fe8rh9rg7j
@user-fe8rh9rg7j 2 года назад
@@xavierbrown4051 they arent cure alls, and no one said they were. They help for most, but not all. No one said it was a quick fix.
@helloitsmealex9853
@helloitsmealex9853 2 года назад
Exactly, if it was marketed differently and delivered a little bit less pretentiously, I think it would be a perfectly fine list of thing to try to do if you have the time.
@guytorie
@guytorie 2 года назад
I mostly just quietly laugh at jokes these days, but the "beta breathing" line got me to laugh so loud I startled myself. Thanks Kurtis!
@mayflyforyou
@mayflyforyou 2 года назад
Yeah, it got me good lol
@khalilmartinez6063
@khalilmartinez6063 2 года назад
Same lol
@laura-db6bm
@laura-db6bm 2 года назад
that’s so cute shoelace i hope you’re doing okay
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 2 года назад
Yeah havent audibly chuckled at a joke like that in a bit 💀
@sopheehee3474
@sopheehee3474 2 года назад
ME TOO LMAO
@Knuckleb0ne
@Knuckleb0ne 2 года назад
my favorite thing about this is that the rich dude sounds like he's making this up entirely on the spot. "the next things I do is .... uh...um...i make... a brain smoothie?"
@isthisanonymousidk
@isthisanonymousidk 9 месяцев назад
As a woman, I am trying to calculate how he fits his hair and makeup into this routine
@lasagnalover_69
@lasagnalover_69 6 месяцев назад
he doesnt really do those things…….makeup is just so….fake, also he already wakes up with perfectly styled beach waves every morning. i guess he’s just….not like other girls (/s)
@bdelphan
@bdelphan 4 месяца назад
He doesn't see any people because his routine takes all day, so he can skip that step. He doesn't even shave or perform normal grooming processes apparently.
@elizabethb7195
@elizabethb7195 2 года назад
Smoothie tip: When creating a smoothie with spinach, always put the spinach in first and use an equivalent amount of water to ensure the spinach is properly blended. Once all the green leafy bits look like The Ooze from Ninja Turtles, it's safe to add other ingredients. :)
@TuberculosisRose
@TuberculosisRose 2 года назад
bro, thank you for this life tip, i always fuck up smoothies when i add spinach and end up with gross leafy chunks
@HappyExtheist
@HappyExtheist 2 года назад
Thank you! Love spinach in my smoothie, but the texture was just a bit unpleasant
@lilliansmith1518
@lilliansmith1518 2 года назад
Otherwise you end up chewing the smoothie lol Leafy stuff always goes in first.
@kikolalabloem
@kikolalabloem 2 года назад
I love how he just kept on making it the same way even though it tasted like shit
@user-ti4ti6pj4f
@user-ti4ti6pj4f 2 года назад
nice
@Holytitmouse
@Holytitmouse 2 года назад
Kurtis is honestly the only man with a mullet that i would trust holding my drink at a bar. Also, that hair is GORGEOUS
@vixy2321
@vixy2321 2 года назад
Im the only person in the reply currently that isnt a bot 😑😐
@brianacarey8617
@brianacarey8617 2 года назад
@@vixy2321 gotta love the bots 😂
@jasjas4356
@jasjas4356 2 года назад
Yesssss
@tkorde8988
@tkorde8988 2 года назад
Kurtis is the only man with a mullet. That’s it.
@wrendoesnothing
@wrendoesnothing 2 года назад
@@vixy2321 we're here, we're just not as loud as the bots lmao
@stupidgay5145
@stupidgay5145 Год назад
As someone who didn't dream for 15 years (and still barely dreams now even on medication) its impressive that kirtus was able to dream everyday and write them down
@gardenofroses197
@gardenofroses197 9 месяцев назад
Is your lack of dreaming from a head injury?
@stupidgay5145
@stupidgay5145 9 месяцев назад
@@gardenofroses197 nope, im autistic and lack enough melatonin to dream naturally*, i can dream now sporadically(and have been able to for ~3 years) because im on melatonin, its still a weird experience that im not used to, and i definitely wouldn't be able to dream everyday and write it down even on meds *actually i was able to dream, but they were mostly nightmares or just memories, and happened twice a year at most
@lasagnalover_69
@lasagnalover_69 6 месяцев назад
@@gardenofroses197 nah it’s relatively normal to not dream a lot. i didnt dream for like most of my life before taking melatonin and my head’s fine besides a minor concussion from like five years ago
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 5 месяцев назад
Wait you don't dream? How do you get over your PTSD then?
@FroggyLover69
@FroggyLover69 4 месяца назад
@@lasagnalover_69bro I don’t think that’s normal. Usually I dream at least once or twice a week- sometimes more
@kickiniitbak
@kickiniitbak Год назад
The part where Kurtis was doing the alpha breathing literally had me choking on my food cause I was laughing. Thanks for almost killing me, Kurtis lol
@michellesiregar8245
@michellesiregar8245 2 года назад
When Kurtis opens his mouth, you just know that he's gonna say something in his video !
@limefish3681
@limefish3681 2 года назад
omg this is so true
@PYNKERIE
@PYNKERIE 2 года назад
this is fr only real kurtis fans know this one
@DhrithionVocals
@DhrithionVocals 2 года назад
so true
@marseatheadrest
@marseatheadrest 2 года назад
on god
@lamedragon3323
@lamedragon3323 2 года назад
Or he's gonna alpha breathe
@artistic.x8418
@artistic.x8418 2 года назад
Kurtis progressively looking more like an 80s Dad is honestly one of the greatest things I’ve watched for the past year.
@emony6332
@emony6332 2 года назад
@Quark quit spamming like damn.
@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat
@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat 2 года назад
@Quark no one cares
@Vewign
@Vewign 2 года назад
Good copypasta
@emony6332
@emony6332 2 года назад
@Quark I may agree with that, but you don’t need to force it onto others, if they aren’t being harmful then let them be.
@ashwikajha4129
@ashwikajha4129 2 года назад
@Quark may the lord be with u😉😉😉
@LexNonARegeEstViolanda
@LexNonARegeEstViolanda Год назад
I come from a Third World Country where traffic is terrible. The working class would spend an average of 2 hours of commute to go to work, and its even worse coming home... It's crazy to me that billionaires can have a morning routine like that! Where I'm from, people wake up at 4 or 5AM, get ready, do a few chores, then rush to work and pray that you get there on time. I don't have time to make tea from scratch or write in my journal or "breathe" LOL! It's a completely different world for us non-rich people.
@Schemilix
@Schemilix Год назад
The alpha breathing seems like a version of lion breath (I think it's translated as that) in yoga. It's actually really useful during difficult poses since it takes the focus off your screaming muscles
@cmm3699
@cmm3699 2 года назад
This dudes morning routine is almost exactly what I had to do everyday when I was in the psych ward.
@fashiharz8584
@fashiharz8584 2 года назад
You had to drink smoothie?
@cmm3699
@cmm3699 2 года назад
@@fashiharz8584 i said almost for a reason. The smoothie thing is definitely not something I had to do, but I did have to make healthy breakfast choices and having a smoothie was an option.
@user-co1hv2in1n
@user-co1hv2in1n 2 года назад
i didnt even think about it but you’re low key right LOL we didn’t have to move around for two minutes in the morning or anything but a good amount of it was similar,,,, the three things you want to be/feel almost feels something you would do at a group session
@BlinkOnWheels
@BlinkOnWheels 2 года назад
Ikr
@Lexy12704
@Lexy12704 2 года назад
including the cold showers 😭
@lenareis8946
@lenareis8946 2 года назад
kurtis finding out that meditating is actually nice is so funny to me
@trigunchica14
@trigunchica14 2 года назад
It almost makes me want to try it. Alllmmost
@ClaireAKokE
@ClaireAKokE 2 года назад
right? A lot of these things are proven to improve mental health, theyre just holistic practices that were adopted by bros in a weird way 😂
@onlyrocknrollbutilikeit4129
@onlyrocknrollbutilikeit4129 2 года назад
Why not try it? Just look up the benefits. Meditation can change your life for the better in countless ways.
@linabean7566
@linabean7566 2 года назад
im taking a complementary and alternative mental health class rn and i just found out how beneficial meditation rlly is to overall health. like i started meditating regularly 2 weeks ago and im already wayyy less anxious! its crazy how effective it is :)
@trigunchica14
@trigunchica14 2 года назад
I have tried it 😂 I said it like that for comedic effect, but I guess more realistically… I should try it for the 15th time. I just loath similar things, like yoga. It’s too slow for me; I want to like it so bad, I just have no desire
@victoriamarie2929
@victoriamarie2929 8 месяцев назад
The "To Feel" list feels like it might be useful for somebody with anxiety or depression who needs to try to feel more... positive feelings. Thinking about trying it to try and get out of this depression and anxiety how I've been living in for a month.
@samualcarter9068
@samualcarter9068 8 месяцев назад
i’m disappointed kurtis did not try cocaine in this video
@Camilshka
@Camilshka 2 года назад
Your completely incomprehensible sentence after drinking the tea and then “ya know?” made me laugh so hard, thank you!
@ItsDreHere
@ItsDreHere 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vWlvBM9Oe7M.html
@ericaheap
@ericaheap 2 года назад
same!
@mothma_am
@mothma_am 2 года назад
@@ericaheap the professor? you're alive?
@ericaheap
@ericaheap 2 года назад
@@mothma_am mothman? you exist??
@glumboy4229
@glumboy4229 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IK-v4CzB2FM.html
@sighcantthinkofaname
@sighcantthinkofaname 2 года назад
It's amazing how productive someone can sound when they leave out all the employees they have to take care of mundane tasks. I believe this guy can make his own bed and brew his own tea, it's pretty simple and probably makes him feel self sufficient. But like, who's cooking dinner or buying groceries? Who's doing the laundry? Who's cleaning the bathroom? And if there are any kids, who's getting them ready for school and helping them with their homework? Probably not this dude.
@BakedBrain7100
@BakedBrain7100 2 года назад
Word
@iamhereblossom1588
@iamhereblossom1588 2 года назад
That's peasant work.
@haggler
@haggler 2 года назад
@BANICA»💋 my thoughts exactly
@pick4636
@pick4636 Год назад
kurtis just shamelessly and absolutely DUNKING on billionaires is my favorite thing ever
@mixed_emotions5391
@mixed_emotions5391 Год назад
is anyone else literally infatuated with kurtises beauty
@msthecommentator2863
@msthecommentator2863 2 года назад
You know...it actually makes perfect sense that a billionaire's typical response to the working class on how to get to their impossibly high monetary level is "just keep working".
@johnm.castillo3163
@johnm.castillo3163 2 года назад
my immigrant mother with 4 kids and 3 jobs with different employers "kept working"... now she's 72 with severe arthritis collecting 900 bucks a month social security as her only form of income . Gotta love the American Dream
@popopop984
@popopop984 2 года назад
It’s the perfect trick, tell people to just work harder and smarter, let a few rise through the ranks, and keep the illusion the system is working and fair in any sense. Nobility used to do that with some peasants to make other peasants think they can become nobles and that the system isn’t oppressive
@oncreativemode5486
@oncreativemode5486 2 года назад
kinda reminds me of artists who always say "just practice" as advice
@msthecommentator2863
@msthecommentator2863 2 года назад
@@oncreativemode5486 That I will defend because A. I'm an artist myself and have sometimes told others who've asked me, "how did you get so good?!?" "Literal decades of practice" And B. You *can* get good at art through hard work and dedication. You'll never in your lifetime become a billionaire if all you do is work.
@nameless9767
@nameless9767 2 года назад
@@oncreativemode5486 i mean that does actually work though. If you dont get any additional tips and tricks it will take a bit longer, but if you keep practicing you will get better
@anneharper7108
@anneharper7108 2 года назад
I like how kurtis didn't google "brain smoothie" recipes to make something that didn't taste like ass and just subjected himself to an approximation of a vague description in a video
@ShanemanFP
@ShanemanFP 2 года назад
He’s on that quadrillionaire mindset, does not have time for such triviality as looking things up.
@matifadzaaa
@matifadzaaa 2 года назад
@@ShanemanFP 💀💀💀
@anneharper7108
@anneharper7108 2 года назад
@@ShanemanFP god damn it you’re so right, how could i have been so ignorant 😭😭
@anneharper7108
@anneharper7108 2 года назад
@BANICA»💋 deadass????
@Baer99Z
@Baer99Z 2 года назад
Also tbf I've never in my life called them brain smoothie's but if you do it right healthy smoothies can taste fuckin awesome, I love me an avocado banana smoothie and no one can stop me from constantly making them
@ARIAH-the-loser
@ARIAH-the-loser Год назад
Bro at 16:46 why did I think the book was called “The Monkey Book” 💀
@xoxomishka
@xoxomishka 29 дней назад
It's been two years and the lines "And while that wet wet journal is up in flames, you make a to feel list, and you leave it blank. Today, you feel nothing" with the boss music inspire me to be my worst every day
@disasterbi8610
@disasterbi8610 23 дня назад
today we wake up and choose mediocrity🔥🔥
@user-mf9ot6qt4o
@user-mf9ot6qt4o 2 года назад
Kurtis's face after drinking that smoothie was absolutely priceless, poor guy, he was trying his best
@raelauren504
@raelauren504 2 года назад
@Quark agreed
@raelauren504
@raelauren504 2 года назад
@Quark Im glad that somebody said it fr, im friends with people who are religious but they know if they talk to me about it im going to have my own opinions. In my opinion religion was created to have power over people. Those who think alike are easy to control, makes sense when you see how hard christianity pushes to "recruit" people ive literally heard PRIESTS call people of the congregation "clients" its a money and power grab that all religion is. Spirituality without a "god" at least has scientific founding with energy and everything.
@camilavanordergonzalez8128
@camilavanordergonzalez8128 2 года назад
@Quark atheist cringe hehe
@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415
@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415 2 года назад
@Quark The spirits of the woods are disappointed in you.
@sarasaeed6349
@sarasaeed6349 2 года назад
@@raelauren504 who
@garbagetrash2938
@garbagetrash2938 2 года назад
"We're not human doings, we're human beings." Bruh you're a billionaire. You force employees to work insane hours and extract every bit of wealth you can out of them. How are you going to preach about feelings and being present in your life? You have the luxury of free time!
@KhayJayArt
@KhayJayArt 2 года назад
He also stole that "human doing" quote from a Simpsons episode, so he's an uncreative rich hack.
@thomasschulte5556
@thomasschulte5556 2 года назад
I’m 99% sure that the people who made the video are not billionaires and have no business telling people how to become billionaires. The narrator of that video is some guy named Jim Kwik who definitely doesn’t seem to be a billionaire from what I can tell.
@nicholasvargas8510
@nicholasvargas8510 2 года назад
Just don’t work there… get a job that accommodates your hours and a job you enjoy, nobody is forcing you to work at Amazon where they’re 9$ above the minimum wage as a storage worker or 4$ above the average job for 1st time jobs?
@TheIntenseLime
@TheIntenseLime 2 года назад
@@nicholasvargas8510 This dude deadass using the “bro just get a different job bro” argument lmfaoo
@rh5077
@rh5077 2 года назад
poor person mindset
@abbyrose7533
@abbyrose7533 Год назад
This was hilarious. Reminds me not to take myself or life too seriously. But these are super helpful tips to some degree. It’s not about getting rich but living a good life.
@toma8406
@toma8406 Год назад
6:26 this guy's onto something i breathed along (like an alpha) and this was the first time i've burst out laughing in ages
@yourex-wife4259
@yourex-wife4259 2 года назад
"Billionaires work so much harder than us" Also Billionaires: have time every morning to do 6 hours of nonsense instead of working
@LifeOfLiana
@LifeOfLiana 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xY6TuCyoz8A.html vlog :)
@phaedra._.
@phaedra._. 2 года назад
Kurtis just shrugging after going "I am bodyshaming. What are you gonna do about it?" is KILLING me
@msthecommentator2863
@msthecommentator2863 2 года назад
I don't think anyone was exactly rushing to the billionaire's aid 😂
@CheeseburgerStreaming
@CheeseburgerStreaming 2 года назад
You ok?
@etherealraziah
@etherealraziah 2 месяца назад
Kurtis has unfortunately made me neutral evil. Him saying “And yes, i AM body shaming” because I wasn’t even gonna say anything. I was cracking up at the first roast😂
@charlottewalther2764
@charlottewalther2764 Год назад
I actually add a splash of cold-ish water at the end of my hot showers for my hair and I’ve come to enjoy the waking-up effect. Makes me feel like a fresh boi
@m00nrac00n
@m00nrac00n 2 года назад
The intro was everything. Roasting billionaires and their questionable taste is very enjoyable. Very tired of seeing those guys portrayed as role models by buisness journalists lmao. Most of them are straight up musky.
@indymay5760
@indymay5760 2 года назад
I agree making fun of billionaires but I don’t really agree with body shaming purely Cus of other people who have it for example my sister has the same eye problem as jeffy bezos and she’s pretty self conscious of it so it would effect her to see others be made fun of for it yknow (no hate)
@m00nrac00n
@m00nrac00n 2 года назад
@@indymay5760 I think the difference is that those people are portrayed as the peak of human performance, while having flaws like anyone - but they actually would have the money to fix this stuff yet look like a goon. (not bc of an eye in particular or anything, its more like the whole package with those guys - they are just goofy).
@acanthocephala
@acanthocephala 2 года назад
u mean...Elon Musky??? sry
@longjohn2404
@longjohn2404 2 года назад
@@indymay5760 Yeah, jokes are fine, but aren’t exclusive to the people being made fun of. They still hurt others who relate to the person being made fun of.
@beth4692
@beth4692 2 года назад
Yeah they just get away with it because people accept/idolise anything rich ‘successful’ people do, it’s like when models wear ugly outfits
@ingledont
@ingledont 2 года назад
the current trend of commentary youtubers leaving the clips where they stutter and confuse themselves in the video is so nice. it's funny and human
@Jm-us2re
@Jm-us2re 2 года назад
Cause we aren't human doings, we are human beings 😌😌
@Melissa-zr6zw
@Melissa-zr6zw 2 года назад
I’m still not over “squeet” from another recent video
@sierrasmith8722
@sierrasmith8722 2 года назад
time stamp?
@froggy5748
@froggy5748 Год назад
@@Melissa-zr6zw physible, squeet, and surface leather
@f_riedeggy
@f_riedeggy Год назад
@@froggy5748 "h u h ?"
@ferncalderwood9310
@ferncalderwood9310 Год назад
he looked so sad when he took a sip of that smoothie i almost cried
@blueneonstars
@blueneonstars Год назад
Please do more recalling dreams! And maybe some dream theory! Very funny!!
@kevinalamo4250
@kevinalamo4250 2 года назад
Kurtis looked so genuinely sad after a sip of the awful smoothie
@unicornfabuloso
@unicornfabuloso 2 года назад
And after each shower
@kevinalamo4250
@kevinalamo4250 2 года назад
@@unicornfabuloso lol that too
2 года назад
The compilation of Kurtis stepping into the shower was comedy gold
@linusklassen7380
@linusklassen7380 2 года назад
Shut up sub botter
@joey_youtube
@joey_youtube 2 года назад
You're allowed to bodyshame everyone.
@bethanywillis7443
@bethanywillis7443 2 года назад
Alpha breathing was a good contester
@alistair.in.wonderland
@alistair.in.wonderland Год назад
the dream thing is hilarious. i just know you're not telling me that the dream i had of juggling tomatoes while jumping over a car is me working on solutions to the problems i face in my daily life
@M2ofEMMM
@M2ofEMMM Год назад
It's a crime that someone managed to take ingredients as independently good as blueberries, avocado, spinach, and water and turn them into one of the worst smoothies in the world.
@alexagraham7543
@alexagraham7543 2 года назад
the crossover I never needed: kurtis and my boss (the narrator of the fucking morning routine video) 💀😭 I hate it here
@jordynensor2081
@jordynensor2081 2 года назад
you cant be serious... god that must be so surreal and almost borderline dystopian lol
@alexagraham7543
@alexagraham7543 2 года назад
@@jordynensor2081 the thing that’s so funny to me is that my boss isn’t actually a billionaire, the video kurtis reacted to was repurposed by a channel called “be inspired” I believe, and for some strange reason they titled it “billionaire morning routine”… my boss is just passionate about brain health and shared his morning routine and they turned it around and are like BILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE
@JvS1711
@JvS1711 2 года назад
I hope you get a chance to give him shit about the "gems" and other crap he puts in his tea.
@mayaaa3932
@mayaaa3932 2 года назад
AHAHHHAHAHA
@mooshishroom9219
@mooshishroom9219 2 года назад
you should ask him what today’s to feel list says
@z.spinney2058
@z.spinney2058 2 года назад
My husband is a personal trainer and he has explained the physiological benefits of going from really cold to really hot (ice bath then sauna and repeat) but I cannot stress enough how little I care about that because cold showers are Evil Incarnate.
@12venni
@12venni 2 года назад
Cant going from cold to hot like give u a heart attack
@z.spinney2058
@z.spinney2058 2 года назад
@@12venni in very, very extreme cases sure. Like if they warm you up too quickly when you're hypothermic
@sunnybowos266
@sunnybowos266 2 года назад
@@12venni imagine dying from going from cold to hot 💀💀💀
@12venni
@12venni 2 года назад
@@z.spinney2058 Yeah thought so, im from Finland so i have heard of someone getting a heart attack from like going from a really hot sauna to ice swimming
@davidwalsh7160
@davidwalsh7160 2 года назад
@@12venni but that’s like litterally something millions of people do every day in finland. the person that died probably had some sort of health problems, if it was really that dangerous you’d be hearing it on the news every day that people died from it
@limepoltergeist
@limepoltergeist 8 месяцев назад
As someone who drinks a cuo of tea pretty much every day, I recommend doing it at night. It helps you get up (gotta pee), it keeps your mouth from getting dry while trying to sleep, and it taste...okay. I would recommend chamomile!
@limepoltergeist
@limepoltergeist 8 месяцев назад
@@Lem0nswrd true
@saarahlouiisse
@saarahlouiisse 9 месяцев назад
whats left is a one way ticket to the titanic
@tutifruity1154
@tutifruity1154 2 года назад
this just really shows how little billionaires "work" for their money.. they truly just fucking sit around all day not working or doing anything while they steal all their money from actual workers
@tylerandleahcanadian3888
@tylerandleahcanadian3888 2 года назад
The harder u work the less you make in this world
@vv285
@vv285 2 года назад
@@tylerandleahcanadian3888 doesnt apply to everything lol
@tylerandleahcanadian3888
@tylerandleahcanadian3888 2 года назад
@@vv285 I mean most jobs lol Hard labour doesn't pay very well man
@theblaze5530
@theblaze5530 2 года назад
This resembles my anti-depression quarantine routine that I tried to do. *Cause I had more than enough time*
@Kagamishoshi
@Kagamishoshi 2 года назад
hahahaha
@zinnia1333
@zinnia1333 2 года назад
I'm sure a 2 hour routine is great for people who haven't hard to put actual work into doing anything in decades, and needs something mindbogglingly tedious to help stave off the lethargy.
@lillieampurra
@lillieampurra 2 года назад
if they stop moving for too long, rigor mortis sets in
@LifeOfLiana
@LifeOfLiana 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xY6TuCyoz8A.html vlog !!
@davefish2280
@davefish2280 2 года назад
Exactly, first of all billionaires constantly get asked by bullshit websites "WhAt iS YoUr MorNiNg RoUtiNe?!?" so they can write yet another clickbait billionaire morning routine article, so they are constantly having to think up interesting things to say when asked this question, so a lot of it is purely made up. But yes, the biggest problems a billionaire has to contend with are boredom and apathy, so a lot of them really do have crazy morning routines like this to help with the crushing depression of being a billionaire. Movie stars do the same thing, since every challenge and obstacle is removed from their lives, they need to fill it with ridiculous stuff like this to stop themsevles going insane. Only billionaires who have *already made their money* and are living off the profits from their investements live like this, the ones that are still working every day to make even more money just eat breakfast and have a shower like everyone else.
@giftmakumbibiye1486
@giftmakumbibiye1486 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3tyOVnOXGxw.html
@woahjmusic
@woahjmusic 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-et0iR5PNFpQ.html
@riot_drrgon
@riot_drrgon 6 месяцев назад
square breathing is actually a great breathing exercise to calm down. my therapist gave me a little packet of relaxation exercises and square breathing was in there. i personally like it because it slows down my heart rate.
@d-night1844
@d-night1844 Год назад
That is not a morning routine. Nobody does that every single morning. If they do, they're an absolute psychopath.
@yaboicolleen
@yaboicolleen 10 месяцев назад
technically correct, there's been studies done that show that sociopaths are more successful in business
@leix7
@leix7 2 года назад
After doing Kurtis's routine, I entered a deep coma in which I became a billionaire. Thanks Kurtis!
@ImaPizzaK
@ImaPizzaK 2 года назад
deep comma
@ImaPizzaK
@ImaPizzaK 2 года назад
,
@user-zt1so7hu8c
@user-zt1so7hu8c 2 года назад
if you are still in coma...then we are just a part of your coma, and if you wake up... it might be the end of us 😱😱😱
@astronb6350
@astronb6350 2 года назад
I love men
@mirza2874
@mirza2874 2 года назад
the batshit crazy morning routine kurtis came up with actually seems more enjoyable than the other one
@kittykat490
@kittykat490 2 года назад
He needs to make a part 2 doing his proposed morning routine for a week
@henrywalter6526
@henrywalter6526 2 года назад
I really wanted him to actually make a cosmic brownie Mountain Dew smoothie :(
@ezpz4659
@ezpz4659 8 месяцев назад
I found out about you about a week ago and bro you constantly make me involuntary laugh. Gifted
@colormewonderful5187
@colormewonderful5187 Год назад
14:03 twenty minutes of medication? What are you Charlie Bartlett? Lol I looked up that movie to get his last name right and I found out it was made in 2007!! Boy does time fly
@tsukkibro
@tsukkibro 2 года назад
YOU POSTED TOO?? THANK YOU you and danny over here making my day better bro 😭 edit: damn jacob andrew sharpe too 💀💀
@arsonist8502
@arsonist8502 2 года назад
Yeah for awhile bunny drew and kurtis had the same upload schedule
@FIREcrochethairstyles
@FIREcrochethairstyles 2 года назад
AND SCOTT CRAMER
@boxens
@boxens 2 года назад
and noel miller 😩
@maxtaetle420
@maxtaetle420 2 года назад
noel too
@mintysali1141
@mintysali1141 2 года назад
Special love content over 18 years old NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@ashkemena
@ashkemena Год назад
i would watch a video entirely of kurtis recalling his dreams, they're great
@maddies.4845
@maddies.4845 Год назад
im proud to say i sat here for 10 minutes processing the whole routine then going “hey he never brushed his teeth!”
@casandrawebster645
@casandrawebster645 2 года назад
This video actually made me feel a lot better about myself because I struggle to have a consistent routine because of my mental health and a lot of the shit I see on social media makes me feel bad about the routines I have developed. Reminder that social media really is just social media
@davefish2280
@davefish2280 2 года назад
Protip for instant improvement in mental health: Delete Facebook.
@hjhhjui3078
@hjhhjui3078 2 года назад
the only comments being only fans bots is hilarious
@cordeliax8972
@cordeliax8972 2 года назад
@@davefish2280 nobody has facebook dave it’s 2022
@aridflesh3248
@aridflesh3248 2 года назад
Bro, like everyone in my town has Facebook and it's super weird and sad. It's like fkn Wandavision.
@LackRemorseA
@LackRemorseA 2 года назад
It’s hard to stay on a routine try focusing on doing what helps in taking care of yourself it will eventually become a routine
@cousinscollabxo1285
@cousinscollabxo1285 2 года назад
as a years long fan of kurtis ive gotta say i was so shocked to realise that hes actually rich and has a really nice house,, i kinda forgot he's actually a famous youtuber and not just some guy in a room
@betsapp8501
@betsapp8501 2 года назад
he’s living well but even someone who makes like 40k/mo is nowhere near the 1% it’s insane to think abt just how rich billionaires really are
@roseo4498
@roseo4498 2 года назад
@@betsapp8501 that is extremely true but no one said that
@1993TheDuke
@1993TheDuke 2 года назад
Same. Then I saw that shower and realized oh yeah, he's really successful
@vibesofsasha5287
@vibesofsasha5287 2 года назад
Yeah, but not everyone with fancy things has as much money as you might think. I know people with decor like that who go out for $60 brunch like 3 times a week, and they're struggling to pay rent. Even needed their parents to pay for car repairs
@vibesofsasha5287
@vibesofsasha5287 2 года назад
Yeah, but not everyone with fancy things has as much money as you might think. I know people with decor like that who go out for $60 brunch like 3 times a week, and they're struggling to pay rent. Even needed their parents to pay for car repairs
@chakri2314
@chakri2314 Год назад
can confirm - after i take my supplements i do my breathing for the day and then get on with other billionaire things
@elizabethdaisy9870
@elizabethdaisy9870 11 месяцев назад
kurtis’ handwriting is so endearing
@Cory_Springer
@Cory_Springer 2 года назад
As a certified dream interpreter, I can confidently say all of the dreams Kurtis described at 12:00 mean the exact same thing. Those dreams mean he was sleeping.
@myo759
@myo759 2 года назад
omg wow
@cherrybomb8120
@cherrybomb8120 2 года назад
you’re a genius…
@pastelwerewolf9906
@pastelwerewolf9906 2 года назад
Man that's so deep /lh /j
@sunnybowos266
@sunnybowos266 2 года назад
Zamn... Hope he recovers soon 😔
@Jakethegreat0317
@Jakethegreat0317 2 года назад
@@sunnybowos266 Zamn, she’s twelve 😔😔
@sagejennings4342
@sagejennings4342 2 года назад
Billionaires: "Just work harder" The Working Class they've stepped on to get higher: *literally working harder than any of them have in their entire lives*
@user-nf7ny6dv6h
@user-nf7ny6dv6h Год назад
Billionaires gave workers work, money, etc Workers still can run any business legally, but they choose to work on corp And so after that you are shitting billionaires for "stepping on worker" Nice work, lefty
@donnieraczynski572
@donnieraczynski572 Год назад
the “working class” are often lazy and obnoxious i pity rich people because they achieved so much while most of us are just slackers who don’t wanna progress much
@laur5101
@laur5101 Год назад
@@donnieraczynski572 pretty sure i lost brain cells while reading ur comment.
@brendan1871
@brendan1871 Год назад
Hey! Billionaires work really hard to exploit the the labor power of the working class in order to extract surplus-value and generate profit. It's unproductive, harmful work, sure, but you can be certain they will do everything to maintain and prolong the mode of production in place.
@priyakamathprabhu89
@priyakamathprabhu89 Год назад
Donnie Raczynski how to lose brain cells in one second
@sydastark
@sydastark Год назад
Incorporating meditation into my daily practice has changed my life in a lot of ways. The increased mindfulness and awareness carries over throughout the day and allows me to make better decisions. It’s wild how much it has influenced my drinking, and that I’m not really drinking anymore. It is that in tandem with a lot of things that’s helped my drinking but, meditation has definitely helped. I think it helps me be more aware of my thoughts and feelings as they come up later in the day so that I can visit then use CBT techniques On whatever comes up. And you do get better at meditation as you work on it. I’m much more comfortable with longer sessions now.
@morepenguins6247
@morepenguins6247 Год назад
12:14 I thought that meant he like saw spider-man like literally saw spider-man doing web stuff
@toldiner
@toldiner Год назад
i think he did lol
@mattcohen2145
@mattcohen2145 2 года назад
depression’s been kicking my ass lately and this made made me laugh today. thanks kurtis
@mattcohen2145
@mattcohen2145 2 года назад
@Quark you ok dude?
@wonderbookk
@wonderbookk 2 года назад
hope you feel better man
@hiinsanity
@hiinsanity 2 года назад
Same let’s let it win
@ClowncoreisCool
@ClowncoreisCool 2 года назад
@Quark Okay, but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for $0.62.
@megauwu321
@megauwu321 2 года назад
Hang in there, and remember to show yourself compassion!
@nymthetyrant
@nymthetyrant 2 года назад
“You’re allowed to body shame a billionaire” - Kurtis Connor 2022
@Bloody_Corpses
@Bloody_Corpses 2 года назад
They can afford to have surgeries whenever they want 👍 I can't afford any surgeries unfortunately
@demiiwatson2081
@demiiwatson2081 2 года назад
333 likes, the universe says we're on the right track by shaming billionaires
@derschiefeturm
@derschiefeturm 2 года назад
oof the o
@elif-br8fi
@elif-br8fi 2 года назад
I MADE THE LIKES 666
@laylapearce5326
@laylapearce5326 9 месяцев назад
now you have to go into a submarine to see the titanic!
@elisecode2212
@elisecode2212 Год назад
definitely keep the dancing at 22:53 lmao
@chicknugs
@chicknugs 2 года назад
I recently learned that Bill Gates earns so much money per second that if he dropped a hundred dollar bill it literally would not be worth his time to pick it up
@karanaher5030
@karanaher5030 Год назад
@@JesterSatans Why do you think someone like Bill is ever gonna spend time picking up a 100 dollar bill, hell, he might not even use notes and only uses cards or net-banking.
@karanaher5030
@karanaher5030 Год назад
@@JesterSatans bro are you dumb...? Your comments make no sense and is grammatically incorrect. Simply put, a man such as Bill Gates is too desensitized to money that he'd spend the effort of bending down to pick up a 100 dollar bill. He'd not even bat an eye if 100 dollars fell from his pockets since money at this point has little value to him.
@dylans8294
@dylans8294 Год назад
@@karanaher5030It’s a metaphor.
@juju-kn6rx
@juju-kn6rx 11 месяцев назад
jesus christ that's insane
@noodloo3915
@noodloo3915 10 месяцев назад
@@karanaher5030do you take everything this literally
@ambersillah49
@ambersillah49 2 года назад
Still thinking about how he never said “brush my teeth” during the morning routine😀
@starchaser1437
@starchaser1437 2 года назад
Wh would you need to brush your teeth as a billionaire when you can just buy new ones😃
@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744
@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744 2 года назад
Some people actually don’t brush their teeth. My dad only gets his teeth brushed at dentist appointments and uses flossing as a substitute for actually brushing…
@shaniyaharper8094
@shaniyaharper8094 2 года назад
Rich people don't brush their teeth confirmed
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 2 года назад
@@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744 im sorry to say this but your dad might be a billionaire
@screwyourhandle
@screwyourhandle 2 года назад
@@shaniyaharper8094 Considering all the new-agey trends these folks tend to be into, that actually sounds plausible
@slugieswastaken
@slugieswastaken Месяц назад
rewatching kurt vids helps w my depression episodes💆🏻
@ThaKKatt
@ThaKKatt Год назад
A cold shower every once in a while is just hilarious, I have to throw one in sometimes just to white kunckle the shower curtain and laugh that I'm alive
@zora9107
@zora9107 2 года назад
That house is *gorgeous*, amazing decor job, Jenna and Kurtis
@uvafresca
@uvafresca 2 года назад
Mainly Jenna but yeah
@lyndagraziano2634
@lyndagraziano2634 2 года назад
I WAS OBSESSING W THEIR DECOR
@KazukiP
@KazukiP 2 года назад
@@uvafresca how so?
@jihyosspicytoenail9921
@jihyosspicytoenail9921 2 года назад
@@KazukiP Jenna does a lot of home decor! I follow her on TikTok and I love her style
@I_Am_Wasabi_Man
@I_Am_Wasabi_Man 2 года назад
thanks
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