I'm A Pervert With Fire [Floor Plan 2] 

Currently looking for the best interpretations of what the first guy said. Give it a shot!

'... I have angered the chickens.' Why did that make me laugh?

13:39 Crusty swearing at the dinosaur was priceless.

When he learned that he could clap, I felt that

3:24 me telling my mom I could survive jumping out of a plane right before it crashes

So this is what it would be like if Crusty suddenly became the only smart person on Earth

Finally some crusty to turn my frown upsidedown

Ah yes. Time to lose my sanity in a very good way

Let me just say how fitting it is to see crusty playing a game where someone’s name is Robin Steele (cause it sounds like Rob and Steal which is something crusty would do in any VR game that lets him)

This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen

“ sir that’s a pig it’s immoral “ that’s gotta be the best line in a crusty video 😂

It’s my favorite mentally stable man!

“Someone call an ambulance I think he’s having a stroke” -crusty

I find it so funny when Crusty swears

I almost cried when he put it back and said I'll dream of the adventures we never had

I couldn't stop laughing I almost passed out

Damn i instantly cracked at the start when you just blurted out "What?" and just the blank expression of the dudes face made me almost piss myself.

I will probably never see Crusty's face but I am 90% sure that he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

1:02 Had me rollin lmfaoo

It was nice to meet you Robin Steele… Or should I say. ROB’N STEAL!

18:14 lol "Wally is right there"

Imagine being Crusty's neighbor and only hearing him through the walls.

Nothing like a Crusty video to cure the blues. Lovely stuff.

3:24 give the voice actor a raise on young that long line in 1 breathe

I hope there will be a follow up to this…I foresee Robin Steele being a leviathan in disguise.

1:52 I haven't laughed like that in a good little while. Stuff like this is why I'm subscribed!

This is my comfort video, thank you crusty :3 I’m so glad I found this channel, keep up with the amazing content 😁 and please please we need another episode of this!!!

I must say that I am seriously impressed by how the game responds to every little thing he does.... very expressive characters, feels more like a short animated movie.

When the chickens got mad i was waiting so bad when Crusty slaps the chicken. Crusty likes to bitch slap NPCs

This video is amazing, I was crying from the beginning 🤣💀

If crusty was the last human in existence, being an idol for our entire race amongst many alien races. Living by his own code in the stars, however messed up and unidentifiable that code is . I'd be okay with that.

“Is there an atm nearby yours is busted” 🤣🤣🤣 Omg i fing died

I love at 3:24 when crusty is staring at the one guy

This is hilarious 😂

We need another installment pleeeeeease!

13:51 that face though

the fact he wanted the fluffy guy so badly the first time but when he sees him again he tries to flush him down the toilet.. top 5 saddest anime betrayals.

There is something unexplainably creepy about this game.

i-is this what its like to be high and be watching the muppets

1:28 i don’t know why but when he was fighting with the dude to put down the “gun” i died 😂 😭

Thank you! I've never laughed so hard in seems like forever, but your videos are AWESOME! Loved the candy bar butt scene!!! 🤣🤣🤣

We need a part 2

i cant stop laughing im so checking this game out!! best vid everrr

"Someone call an ambulance I think this guys having a stroke!" Had me laughing😂😂😂

ive just finished binge watching your entire channel up to this point. i love your content.

Already watch the whole thing on stream but I might as well watch it again.

And I'm a escaped criminal hiding from the police in Florida IT WAS ONE STARBUCKS ALRIGHT!

I don't know if anyone else has thought this not, I'm rarely in any comment sections, but who else thinks Crusty should have been cast in A Clockwork Orange?

You'd make an excellent protagonist. Wait, you already are one.

“You absolute…. Donut”

3:23 i haven't laughed so hard in over ten years, found it hard to breath.

gotta love it when crusty just goes all out on war crimes and nobody bats an eye but when he tries to do something civil? oh they lose their shit Lol but seriously tho crusty you make great content keep it up lad

Fan: knock knock Crusty: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

Please post the next one!!!! ❤️

"The atm nearby is busted" HAH🤣

This is so funny the way they speak had me in tears

Ok but this game is hilarious

That dance sequence was ADORABLE

OMG, I have less trouble translating spoken Simlish! Crusty: "Any second, someone's gonna get hit by a truck." Ok, a police car, not a truck. But anyway, who didn't see that coming from a mile away?...police car? from a mile away? Get it? Heh! Never mind, I'll just go sit in the corner & babble incoherently now.

Oooh... fire! - crusty

I was laughing at this so much, one of my kids started yelling at me to stop laughing.

Also he’s like oh this is gonna be so cool but then he’s like oh no this is a scary game

I love watching a sad mans sanity slowly crumble away

This game was crazier than your usual crazy games, and your usual crazy games are pretty crazy themselves.

Great content as always! I only take issue with the way the other characters are portrayed. My experience with customer service has shown me that most people aren't quite that intelligent.

alternative title: crusty messing with people's shit and having a stroke.

A new game for new insanity... awesome! >:D

I'm 100% convinced crusty is just Johnny Dep.

I like how IAmcrusty says "bloody hell stupid"

Now you know what it's like being a Bus driver dealing with oddly strange customers... Fun isn't it. Love the humour on your videos and I don't even play video games.

Congrats on 300k!!

This was absolutely hilarious game choice. Suits you well. I hope we see more!

A group of writers in an office who may or may not have smoked a lot of marijuana may have been the cause of this video game. Haha!

that puzzl worker:oh baba im in a labor

your vids are fan- bloody tastic

He said. WELCOME TO COURT, YOU HAVE COMMITED CRIMES

!NOW this is some lovely intertanement

crusty: ''though it will not bring you happiness'' also crusty´´she does seem prity happy´´

3:34 This guy never shuts up XD

Ive watched every video you have posted. Im not a big fan of movies, but this has made me a more liker of movies. Keep on going!

Congrats on 300k, Crusty!! Well deserved! 1 mil in no time!

I'm crying in laughter

Well at least Crusty is accepting who he is

This video is a good metaphor for being the only person in the world that makes sense while everyone else speaks gibberish

Bro I nearly died when it was like Dino Dino

Loved this.

I like this series just wanted to let you know

1:48 cracked me up! 😀

The 2nd customer sums up every Karen in existence haha 😂

Rob n Steal... CEO... Classic pun

Crusty has the best VR videos on RU-vid change my Mind

This game looks really fun and I wish it could come to psvr soon. It's being 4 months since their last update so it is disappointing. At least I can watch Crusty being very funny. 😩😂

Not even 40 sec in and im already dying 😆😂

not even a minute in yet and already laughing like crazy lmao

This game is EXACTLY what IT is like working for wallmart.

We need another episode of this Crusty! Please!?

Nobody : that one guy : A bee bob jjeee a beee bob

3:23 i did a giggle

Professors crusty stuff and something something fun time

You need to get 3 things that show you the bone code