With your hosts, Mer-Mark, Buoyant Bob, and Wavy Wade. This week, the calamitous crew carve courageously through ocean currents. Yes, it's time for, "i'm back... | Raft". Please prepare thy life vests, and enjoy the show.
Bob and Wade: Starving for planks, kindly sharing with one another, jumping into the ocean to get the planks they need. Mark: Sitting on a pile of *60 ENTIRE PLANKS* in his inventory and not telling anyone
Watching it from Bob's perspective made it seem like they were a well-oiled group with all the cooperation and sharing. Then I watch Mark's and find that he should be on an episode of Hoarders. Lmao.
_Good evening GentleListener and welcome to Raft! A WoodElf Production! With your hosts: Buoyant Bob, Woeful Wade, and Misguided Mark. This week, the thick headed 3 some will now throw their thorough thoughts on this aquatic thurlough. Yees. It’s time for: Rafting with _*_friends?_*_ Time to grab thy shark bait and enjoy the _*_show!_*
"And with 14 points... *I* am captain." And what we learn here is that it doesn't matter what our seafaring survivalist trio does, Markiplier will somehow always end up as captain.
Aw man, all the time bro. Literally the last thing on my mind is "did I eat yet?" and the moment I think that it's like the ungodliest hours of the night lol
Small tip: There is now a "unstuck" button, meaning if any of you get lost from the raft and die in about 2 minutes you should be able to teleport back to the raft!
Honestly, the other way around. It completely encapsulates the chemistry they’ve always had, and I love it! Watching ANY series (old or new) is always an enjoyable time ☺️
INTERESTING FACT: Bob was also the first one to die when visiting the first island in the previous series, and so is he the first one to day in this one, They bot die while diving under water due to shark attack Wade was the one to remove the anchor in both series
Someone said that raft is basically distractible with a shark added in, and I honestly could not think of anything better to describe it. These dudes (and the guy who made the comment) are awesome.
And it'll all be Wade's fault. Bob will most likely die every episode. And Mark will fall deeper and deeper into madness until an episode will start and Wade and Bob will be gone and Mark will have a throne made of bones and chewing on a large, cooked leg.
I thought they might pick up raft again, but I didn’t think that Mark was gonna upload it, because Bob had already uploaded this recording session on his channel a couple days ago. And part two is already out on bob’s channel if you want to go to watch it!
Just like how there’s a lone raft floating out in the infinite expanse of the ocean. The Invincible 2 floats out in the infinite expanse of space to find a home for the colonist on board. Will you bring the colonist to their new home? Or will you bring about the destruction of the universe? Find out in the RU-vid original series In Space With Markiplier.
Fun fact for my fellow raft players: while in your inventory, click and hold a stack of items then scroll up to split a larger amount of it instead of splitting the stack one by one. Like so everyone can see. Also, love the videos Mark! I'm excited to see you get back into raft
Fun fact: Sharks are one of the most curious animals in the ocean, second to octopus, and they love exploring stuff so when they bite boats it isn’t with the intent to hurt you (actually 99% of the time sharks are very friendly towards humans) they’re just curious as to what that floating thing in the water is and after while they will just leave you alone.
I really loved it when mark nearly had two full stacks of planks and didn’t say anything about them when Bob and Wade were going “Ah we need some more planks yeah”
@@AlbedoCipher Yes heaven forbid you tell people doing something stupid that they're doing something stupid. "OMG you have no right!!! ;_;" Peak leftism.
can't wait for: Wade's comedic genius A full series Mark framing Wade for every mistake he makes Bob's laugh Lixian's subtitles Other editors not getting enough credit
I love the fact that when everyone’s talking at once, Lixian puts subtitles on Wade but only sometimes, like sometimes what Wade says is irrelevant so he doesn’t even bother 😂😂
Wade's "now we have an outie" bit gave me a *core memory unlocked* moment with Mark's "and this is the P R O B O S C I S" from the balloon animals video, and I'm not totally sure why
I love how the entire time bob and wade are saying they need wood, mark is sitting there holding on over 40 planks, doesn't use them and SAYS NOTHING. Lol.
its probably a bit he goes back too pretty often seeing how their long time friends, something theyve both known for years and he does it just to make him laugh now and again
0:06 I had no idea about this! I can't believe this game is finally complete. It came from such humble beginnings and to see it where it is now is truly something.
I really hope he completes this game, his first series on this holds a special place to me because it provided me entertainment and joy during a horrible time in the world. I cant wait for him to see the new content and I will watch it all.
hey mark i just want to let you know that when my mom died you were the first person i watched on youtube to comfort me, i watched a litttle too many of the 3 scary games ones and it was what distracted me from my life and everything that was hurting me. thanks for being there in my moment i needed someone like you to just exist
Mark : "The Previous Captain will assign Points and then throughout the episode at the end of it. We'll declare a Captain Winner, and then they will be The Captain" [13:49] Me : _"So, a Distractible Raft Survival Podcast"_
*mark*- throws hook at coconut in tree to aquire the item* *Hook*- completely goes through coconut *Mark*- turns around and continues the video as if no one saw him try to hook a coconut*
@@toyotacamry-ho1jh Its basically an additional option in the hammer menu that makes you able to build more aesthetically pleasing raft floors, roofing, etc (costs more resources however) and was added in the major update before the 1.0 release.
The fact that Mark’s inventory is full of flowers and flower seeds at the start and he struggles with inventory space because of it, is infuriating. That being said… I absolutely love when they play raft. Lol.
it's actually really good that they've restarted; the dev's changed a lot of the story and it also allows them to unlock the new characters, i fully recommend this game to anyone who's thinking of purchasing!
I've been watching newborn puppies (who have shut eyes and ears) for the past 6 days. As I've had very little sleep because they scream loudly and often randomly, I can confirm that Mark might have closed ears.